Nega: And after many years-
Malik: Years? I call it laziness. You couldn't type more than five sentences, and you didn't like THOSE!
Nega: * hides stash of crumbled paper * I have no clue what you are talking about. Now for the Reviewer Responses!
Dark-Lighten-Shadow: Here's the update ^-^
Jimbiny Lupin-Wood: Ok, I'll try. Sometimes ideas don't come easily to me. But I will try! I also gave Yugi and Yami a whole scene to themselves (for the most part).
Fantagal: I updated ^-^
Sira: Bakura and a sling shot? I don't think that's safe....but hey! It'll be evilly fun!
Kurai chan: So happy you like it ^-^
Fae: I spelled duct tape wrong last time and computer didn't say anything -_- Yamis with that stuff? They could be used as nuclear weapons ^^;; More Ishtar for you! I think he's the best yami to use as a torture devise, don't you?
TritonCat: No more stupid disclaimers for your yami! Yay!
Pudding: I'm so happy you like it ^-^ I REALLY like Malik ^-^ You may notice something familiar in this chappie. I'm sure you'll remember Yami's pajamas for a while.
Now for chapter 4 of Day of the Chibi Yamis! Be afraid, be VERY afraid! Cat's yami, Katt is now Kitty. I DON'T OWN YGO! I DON'T OWN BEYBLADE! I DON'T OWN THE AMANDA SHOW! I ALSO DON'T OWN THE VERY IMMATURE SONG IN THIS CHAPTER. I JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE ISHTAR!
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Bakura smirked at the slingshot he found under the couch. Yami was walking around looking for something to do. Ishtar and Crystella were looking for Bakura with three industrial sized duct tape rolls. Neko and Junko were playing tag. Kitty was off doing who-knows-what. All the yamis were clean and looking for something to do. The hikaris were asleep. Unaware of the danger at hand.
"Batuwa! Over hewe!" Ishtar hissed.
Bakura scuttled over to Ishtar and his partner, a roll of duct tape was shoved into his hand.
"The mighty Chikems of Imsperition have soomuned us!" Ishtar declared proudly.
"Wha's that?" Bakura asked.
Crystella shrugged and examined the duct tape in her hand. Ishtar shrugged at Bakura's question and started to dance. A very scary thing to see. He flapped his little chibi arms like a rooster and pecked at the ground with his lips puckered out. After a minute or two he made a sound like a dying moose and hopped and down. Then he pulled out a slingshot from his pants pocket and aimed at Yami's head.
"Fiwst, we need a sacwifice!" Ishtar explained.
Crystella quickly mummified Yami with her duct tape after Ishtar and Bakura had shot him twice with pieces of gum. Chewed gum. That landed in his hair. She then left him taped to the ground. When Yami started to whimper Bakura was quick to tape his mouth shut. The three then headed off to find other victims.
Meanwhile, Kitty was in the kitchen. There was a blender. There was fruit. There were matches. Kitty can't cook. She never could and never will. Who says she knows that?
Junko and Neko were just starting another round of tag when an explosion came from the kitchen. Followed by lots of smoke. They blinked at each other then ran in.
"What's going on?!" Neko demanded upon entrance.
Junko pointed to the counter where Kitty had her face stuck in a burning blender.
"It's so cool!" she squealed.
Neko and Junko stared in disbelief. Then they shrugged and went back to playing tag. Who cared if the little tigress got singed? Not them!
Upstairs the hikaris were napping peacefully. They never knew what hit them. Crystella was VERY proud of herself. She had done what no little kid with three rolls of duct tape had done before. She had taped all the "big kids" to the bed. With only three rolls of duct tape.
"Now, let's get inta pisition!" Ishtar whispered.
The other two nodded and stood a few feet behind Ishtar while he brought a microphone to his lips and began to sing. Actually, it was more like shriek. The hikaris immediately woke up at the hideous noise.
"YOU'RE SO SPECIAL TO ME!!!"
"If this world has ANY grace, I hope the next line isn't what I think it is..." Cat whined as the next line came.
"YOU MAKE MY HEART GO PEE!!!"
"I hate him," Malik stated bluntly.
"This song is... disturbing," Yugi stated to no one in particular.
"Is Bakura dancing?" Ryou asked.
"Oh Kami! My eyes! I have gouge them out now!" Fae yelled as Bakura and Crystella started dancing the hip throw.
"I've gone blind..." Kitsune said when Bakura took his shirt off and started waving it around.
"I'M SO SPECIAL TO YOU! I make... your heart go...poo."
"Ishtar! I'm going to KILL you!" Malik roared as he fought with the tape.
The chibis eyes got big as Malik started to chew through the tape. Nega caught on and used her sharp teeth to cut through the tape. Soon all the hikaris were madly chewing at their bindings. Malik was out first. Ishtar was running first. Malik chased Ishtar out to the backyard. When he finally trapped the young yami, the little demon clucked at him. Yes, Ishtar clucked at him. Malik looked at him.
"Why are you clucking?"
"I soomuning the great Chikems of Insperation! They'll get you!" Ishtar screamed.
He then continued clucking. Malik sighed and took him into the house. Upstairs, Ryou, Bakura, Crystella, and Fae were having a "talk".
"First of all, please never dance like that again," Ryou was talking gently to his yami, "Secondly, NEVER sing such a vulgar song again."
"I is sowwy Wyou," Bakura gave his hikari puppy eyes.
Ryou hugged his yami and took him down stairs for a cookie. Fae was having a different talk.
"NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!! IT'S JUST WRONG!!"
"Too bad. I liked it."
"YOU LITTLE TWERP!!!!!!"
Crystella was seen running out of the room with Fae chasing after her with a chainsaw she pulled out of thin air.
~*~
"Lugi, I tired," little Yami yawned a big chibi yawn.
"Alright, let's get you in your pjs and get you a nap. I'm sure being taped up made you tired," Yugi stifled a chuckle as Yami nodded fervently.
After half an hour of looking through Yami's closet Yugi finally found a small set of pjs that they had bought earlier. They were black. They smelled good. They were leather. Yugi raised an eyebrow.
"Who bought you leather pjs?" he asked the young pharaoh.
"Sissy and Lady-who-looks-like-fox... wha's her name? Oh, ya! Kitzoonee saw dem and buy dem for me!" Yami replied pulling on the leather sleepwear.
It was an odd sight indeed. Little Yami was covered from head to neck in leather. He seemed comfortable. But Yugi had to stare when the little boy tried to site down. He would either split a seam or cut off the circulation to his legs. Yugi had to help the little one into bed by picking him up and laying him flat on the bad. After he covered Yami up, he had to tell a story.
"Once upon a time there was a brave Egyptian pharaoh-"
"What his name?"
"Uh...What do you want his name to be?"
"Bootifly!"
Yugi sweat-dropped, "Ok. One day Pharaoh Butterfly was taking a walk in the garden with his friend the Dark Magician when the mean High Priest Set walked up-"
Yugi looked over to see Yami listen with rapt attention.
~*~
Cat walked in the kitchen to get something to eat when she saw Kitty's face in the burning blender.
"KITTY!"
Cat abruptly pulled the tiny yami out of the flames and put them out. The little demon's hair was singed, but no visible damage otherwise.
"Hi!" the girl giggled and took off out of the kitchen.
"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTY!"
~*~
"I'm going to take Malik to get a surprise for the chibis. I need you to watch Neko and Marik while we're gone," Nega told Kitsune.
Kitsune went pale while Malik brightened.
"I don't want to watch that little terrorist! He's a bomb waiting to explode!"
"I have to live with him." Malik pointed out.
"Fine, but you had better be back within two hours," Kitsune sighed.
In the other room there was a sound of "Let it wip!" and a noxious fume filled the air as a BeyBlade zoomed across the floor followed by, "Oops, hehe!"
Kitsune rolled her eyes as Nega and Malik darted out of the door. She turned around to see Marik pretending to talk on the phone. "Yoo hav da wong numbor! I afraid of de bafftub! My doggie hates me! All childen shood dwown!" he laughed happily.
"It's going to be a LONG two hours," Kitsune mumbled as Fae and Crystella shot by.
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Nega: Next chapter may be the last one. I'm not sure. And you'll see why I asked those stupid questions earlier. I'll be putting up a new story sometime in the future, so keep an eye out. I'll be a Tragedy/??? one. Here's the summary:
Everybody knew Bakura had a good side to him. But what if he showed that side too late, and no one had a chance to appreciate it?
I may change the summary, but you should read it. It'll be good. I guarantee that.
R/R It helps!
Malik: Years? I call it laziness. You couldn't type more than five sentences, and you didn't like THOSE!
Nega: * hides stash of crumbled paper * I have no clue what you are talking about. Now for the Reviewer Responses!
Dark-Lighten-Shadow: Here's the update ^-^
Jimbiny Lupin-Wood: Ok, I'll try. Sometimes ideas don't come easily to me. But I will try! I also gave Yugi and Yami a whole scene to themselves (for the most part).
Fantagal: I updated ^-^
Sira: Bakura and a sling shot? I don't think that's safe....but hey! It'll be evilly fun!
Kurai chan: So happy you like it ^-^
Fae: I spelled duct tape wrong last time and computer didn't say anything -_- Yamis with that stuff? They could be used as nuclear weapons ^^;; More Ishtar for you! I think he's the best yami to use as a torture devise, don't you?
TritonCat: No more stupid disclaimers for your yami! Yay!
Pudding: I'm so happy you like it ^-^ I REALLY like Malik ^-^ You may notice something familiar in this chappie. I'm sure you'll remember Yami's pajamas for a while.
Now for chapter 4 of Day of the Chibi Yamis! Be afraid, be VERY afraid! Cat's yami, Katt is now Kitty. I DON'T OWN YGO! I DON'T OWN BEYBLADE! I DON'T OWN THE AMANDA SHOW! I ALSO DON'T OWN THE VERY IMMATURE SONG IN THIS CHAPTER. I JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE ISHTAR!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Bakura smirked at the slingshot he found under the couch. Yami was walking around looking for something to do. Ishtar and Crystella were looking for Bakura with three industrial sized duct tape rolls. Neko and Junko were playing tag. Kitty was off doing who-knows-what. All the yamis were clean and looking for something to do. The hikaris were asleep. Unaware of the danger at hand.
"Batuwa! Over hewe!" Ishtar hissed.
Bakura scuttled over to Ishtar and his partner, a roll of duct tape was shoved into his hand.
"The mighty Chikems of Imsperition have soomuned us!" Ishtar declared proudly.
"Wha's that?" Bakura asked.
Crystella shrugged and examined the duct tape in her hand. Ishtar shrugged at Bakura's question and started to dance. A very scary thing to see. He flapped his little chibi arms like a rooster and pecked at the ground with his lips puckered out. After a minute or two he made a sound like a dying moose and hopped and down. Then he pulled out a slingshot from his pants pocket and aimed at Yami's head.
"Fiwst, we need a sacwifice!" Ishtar explained.
Crystella quickly mummified Yami with her duct tape after Ishtar and Bakura had shot him twice with pieces of gum. Chewed gum. That landed in his hair. She then left him taped to the ground. When Yami started to whimper Bakura was quick to tape his mouth shut. The three then headed off to find other victims.
Meanwhile, Kitty was in the kitchen. There was a blender. There was fruit. There were matches. Kitty can't cook. She never could and never will. Who says she knows that?
Junko and Neko were just starting another round of tag when an explosion came from the kitchen. Followed by lots of smoke. They blinked at each other then ran in.
"What's going on?!" Neko demanded upon entrance.
Junko pointed to the counter where Kitty had her face stuck in a burning blender.
"It's so cool!" she squealed.
Neko and Junko stared in disbelief. Then they shrugged and went back to playing tag. Who cared if the little tigress got singed? Not them!
Upstairs the hikaris were napping peacefully. They never knew what hit them. Crystella was VERY proud of herself. She had done what no little kid with three rolls of duct tape had done before. She had taped all the "big kids" to the bed. With only three rolls of duct tape.
"Now, let's get inta pisition!" Ishtar whispered.
The other two nodded and stood a few feet behind Ishtar while he brought a microphone to his lips and began to sing. Actually, it was more like shriek. The hikaris immediately woke up at the hideous noise.
"YOU'RE SO SPECIAL TO ME!!!"
"If this world has ANY grace, I hope the next line isn't what I think it is..." Cat whined as the next line came.
"YOU MAKE MY HEART GO PEE!!!"
"I hate him," Malik stated bluntly.
"This song is... disturbing," Yugi stated to no one in particular.
"Is Bakura dancing?" Ryou asked.
"Oh Kami! My eyes! I have gouge them out now!" Fae yelled as Bakura and Crystella started dancing the hip throw.
"I've gone blind..." Kitsune said when Bakura took his shirt off and started waving it around.
"I'M SO SPECIAL TO YOU! I make... your heart go...poo."
"Ishtar! I'm going to KILL you!" Malik roared as he fought with the tape.
The chibis eyes got big as Malik started to chew through the tape. Nega caught on and used her sharp teeth to cut through the tape. Soon all the hikaris were madly chewing at their bindings. Malik was out first. Ishtar was running first. Malik chased Ishtar out to the backyard. When he finally trapped the young yami, the little demon clucked at him. Yes, Ishtar clucked at him. Malik looked at him.
"Why are you clucking?"
"I soomuning the great Chikems of Insperation! They'll get you!" Ishtar screamed.
He then continued clucking. Malik sighed and took him into the house. Upstairs, Ryou, Bakura, Crystella, and Fae were having a "talk".
"First of all, please never dance like that again," Ryou was talking gently to his yami, "Secondly, NEVER sing such a vulgar song again."
"I is sowwy Wyou," Bakura gave his hikari puppy eyes.
Ryou hugged his yami and took him down stairs for a cookie. Fae was having a different talk.
"NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!! IT'S JUST WRONG!!"
"Too bad. I liked it."
"YOU LITTLE TWERP!!!!!!"
Crystella was seen running out of the room with Fae chasing after her with a chainsaw she pulled out of thin air.
~*~
"Lugi, I tired," little Yami yawned a big chibi yawn.
"Alright, let's get you in your pjs and get you a nap. I'm sure being taped up made you tired," Yugi stifled a chuckle as Yami nodded fervently.
After half an hour of looking through Yami's closet Yugi finally found a small set of pjs that they had bought earlier. They were black. They smelled good. They were leather. Yugi raised an eyebrow.
"Who bought you leather pjs?" he asked the young pharaoh.
"Sissy and Lady-who-looks-like-fox... wha's her name? Oh, ya! Kitzoonee saw dem and buy dem for me!" Yami replied pulling on the leather sleepwear.
It was an odd sight indeed. Little Yami was covered from head to neck in leather. He seemed comfortable. But Yugi had to stare when the little boy tried to site down. He would either split a seam or cut off the circulation to his legs. Yugi had to help the little one into bed by picking him up and laying him flat on the bad. After he covered Yami up, he had to tell a story.
"Once upon a time there was a brave Egyptian pharaoh-"
"What his name?"
"Uh...What do you want his name to be?"
"Bootifly!"
Yugi sweat-dropped, "Ok. One day Pharaoh Butterfly was taking a walk in the garden with his friend the Dark Magician when the mean High Priest Set walked up-"
Yugi looked over to see Yami listen with rapt attention.
~*~
Cat walked in the kitchen to get something to eat when she saw Kitty's face in the burning blender.
"KITTY!"
Cat abruptly pulled the tiny yami out of the flames and put them out. The little demon's hair was singed, but no visible damage otherwise.
"Hi!" the girl giggled and took off out of the kitchen.
"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTY!"
~*~
"I'm going to take Malik to get a surprise for the chibis. I need you to watch Neko and Marik while we're gone," Nega told Kitsune.
Kitsune went pale while Malik brightened.
"I don't want to watch that little terrorist! He's a bomb waiting to explode!"
"I have to live with him." Malik pointed out.
"Fine, but you had better be back within two hours," Kitsune sighed.
In the other room there was a sound of "Let it wip!" and a noxious fume filled the air as a BeyBlade zoomed across the floor followed by, "Oops, hehe!"
Kitsune rolled her eyes as Nega and Malik darted out of the door. She turned around to see Marik pretending to talk on the phone. "Yoo hav da wong numbor! I afraid of de bafftub! My doggie hates me! All childen shood dwown!" he laughed happily.
"It's going to be a LONG two hours," Kitsune mumbled as Fae and Crystella shot by.
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Nega: Next chapter may be the last one. I'm not sure. And you'll see why I asked those stupid questions earlier. I'll be putting up a new story sometime in the future, so keep an eye out. I'll be a Tragedy/??? one. Here's the summary:
Everybody knew Bakura had a good side to him. But what if he showed that side too late, and no one had a chance to appreciate it?
I may change the summary, but you should read it. It'll be good. I guarantee that.
R/R It helps!