Disclaimer: I own nothing except my plot less, plot.
Summary: It's stupid I'm the author and I acknowledge that. If you don't like stupid then you're just. stupid!
A/N: All flames will be used to give my story a nice tan. A/N2: Thanks to my first reviewer HoshiShoujoKageShinigamiBUNNYB, all the stupidness in this chappie is for you! Hope I spelled it right.
"Mister Malfoy, I suggest you give Harry here some personal space," Professor McGonagall yelled as a half naked Albus Dumbledore chased after her. Only his old winkled chest was showing, thank GOD.
Suddenly students all over the court yard headed for the nearest bathroom. Most yelling, the horror, or my eyes they burn. Harry took his chance once Draco took off for the nearest trash can. (Does Hogwarts have trash cans?)
Harry grabbed Ron who was spewing his breakfast all over Dean, who was clawing at his eyes as smoke rose from them. "Did someone say S.P.E.W?" Hermione ran into the courtyard almost tripping over a crying Ravenclaw.
"No one invited you!"
"Who are you?"
"I'm The Author, notice the capitols," Then with a mysterious snapping sound the bushy brown headed no-it-all was gone. Now back to the story.
*snorts of laughter are heard for the readers.* It is too a story NOW READ!
"How come you didn't cry or toss your cookies?" Ron asked once he wiped the rest of breakfast off his face.
"Once you've battled a guy who should have been dead FIVE times and have to put up with my Aunt and Uncle grunting up stairs when they're 'in the mood'. NOTHING can make me cringe," Ron sat back, his eye twitching from the thought of Harry's Aunt and Uncle. He suddenly shuddered and sprang back from La La land.
///Draco in Bathroom///
"Oh god, the pain," his face was red and slightly puffy. "Everyone knows I'm allergic to Dumbledork. Crap, I forgot about Harry. Oh well he will be mine! Muwhahaha!"
"Oh shut up Draco, you suck at maniacal laughter," Pansy walked out of stall near the door.
"What are you doing here?"
"Tell no one, or you will die a horrible death, Muhahaha. See that's great maniacal laughter. Get rid of pussy ass W," She ran out of the bathroom giving him the finger for no reason.
Will Draco get Harry? Will we find out why Pansy was in the boy's bathroom? Will Dumbledore get some clothes on? Please find a robe or something, jeeze.
Please R&R. It may be stupid but perhaps you liked it? Just a little? Oh come on you dumb fuck REVIEW!
My Mom: Chelsea!
Me: Sorry, my reviewers are not dumb fucks. Please Review.
Summary: It's stupid I'm the author and I acknowledge that. If you don't like stupid then you're just. stupid!
A/N: All flames will be used to give my story a nice tan. A/N2: Thanks to my first reviewer HoshiShoujoKageShinigamiBUNNYB, all the stupidness in this chappie is for you! Hope I spelled it right.
"Mister Malfoy, I suggest you give Harry here some personal space," Professor McGonagall yelled as a half naked Albus Dumbledore chased after her. Only his old winkled chest was showing, thank GOD.
Suddenly students all over the court yard headed for the nearest bathroom. Most yelling, the horror, or my eyes they burn. Harry took his chance once Draco took off for the nearest trash can. (Does Hogwarts have trash cans?)
Harry grabbed Ron who was spewing his breakfast all over Dean, who was clawing at his eyes as smoke rose from them. "Did someone say S.P.E.W?" Hermione ran into the courtyard almost tripping over a crying Ravenclaw.
"No one invited you!"
"Who are you?"
"I'm The Author, notice the capitols," Then with a mysterious snapping sound the bushy brown headed no-it-all was gone. Now back to the story.
*snorts of laughter are heard for the readers.* It is too a story NOW READ!
"How come you didn't cry or toss your cookies?" Ron asked once he wiped the rest of breakfast off his face.
"Once you've battled a guy who should have been dead FIVE times and have to put up with my Aunt and Uncle grunting up stairs when they're 'in the mood'. NOTHING can make me cringe," Ron sat back, his eye twitching from the thought of Harry's Aunt and Uncle. He suddenly shuddered and sprang back from La La land.
///Draco in Bathroom///
"Oh god, the pain," his face was red and slightly puffy. "Everyone knows I'm allergic to Dumbledork. Crap, I forgot about Harry. Oh well he will be mine! Muwhahaha!"
"Oh shut up Draco, you suck at maniacal laughter," Pansy walked out of stall near the door.
"What are you doing here?"
"Tell no one, or you will die a horrible death, Muhahaha. See that's great maniacal laughter. Get rid of pussy ass W," She ran out of the bathroom giving him the finger for no reason.
Will Draco get Harry? Will we find out why Pansy was in the boy's bathroom? Will Dumbledore get some clothes on? Please find a robe or something, jeeze.
Please R&R. It may be stupid but perhaps you liked it? Just a little? Oh come on you dumb fuck REVIEW!
My Mom: Chelsea!
Me: Sorry, my reviewers are not dumb fucks. Please Review.