Disclaimer: We, Riyo and Hotaru, own not one thing on here . . . well . . .
yeah. . .
Riyo: *scratches head* Ummm . . . is there something we should say?
Hotaru: No. . . . I don't think so . . . *is glomping Kenshin*
Riyo: Ok. . .
[Story starts]
Riyo: *VERY drunk* Hey Miroku. . . why do you have a hole in your hand? *stares at place where there is a hole in his hand*
Miroku: Well . . . *starts off on the story of how he got the hole, and why he needs a woman to bear his child*
Riyo: That's . . . that's so sad!!! *starts crying and is still really drunk*
Miroku: *also drunk now* You're right, but you know . . . you COULD help me. . .
Riyo: REALLY? How?
Miroku: *leads Riyo to the sake storage room* Riyo . . . you could bear me my child. . .
Riyo: *was looking at a shiny object* What? Huh? Ummm . . . ok. . .
Miroku: *still drunk though* REALLY? Well . . . let's get started! ~WAIT A MIN!! I DON'T REMEMBER THAT!!!~ ^Don't worry . . . nothing happens *keeps Riyo from jumping into the story and killing herself and Miroku*^
Riyo: *shrugs and almost falls over really drunk* Ok.
Miroku: *catches Riyo and gives her a kiss*
Hotaru: *walks in at that moment* HOLY CRAP! Riyo! Are YOU DRUNK?! *Dunks Riyo's and Miroku's heads into water and they're no longer drunk*
Riyo: *Sees she is in Miroku's lap and his arms are still around her . . . and she slaps him* WHAT the HELL is going on?! ~I remember THAT!!!~ ^*let's go of Riyo* So you're not going to kill him now?^ ~No. . . . I already slapped him he's fine . . . for now . . .~
Miroku: *scratches his head* I don't know. . .
*everyone else comes in now (they were all trying to get through the door at the same time to see what was going on)*
Kenshin: Hotaru, What happened?
Hotaru: Well . . . they were---
Riyo: We were just in here to get the sake and . . . . and I saw a mouse and I thought it was talking!!!!
Everyone: -_- Are you . . . serious?
*suddenly a hamster (Hamtaro {scary}) runs in the room*
Everyone: AHHHH!!!! *backs FAR away from the hamster* It's a cute fuzzy monster!!!
Raenef: AWWWWW!!! It's CUTE!!!
Riyo: It's a nasty little hamster there is NOTHING cute about it!!!!!!!
Hamtaro: Ika?
Everyone (but Raenef): AHHHH!!!!!
Laura: *runs into the room* Hamtaro! There you are!
Everyone: AHHHH!!! A cute little girl!!!
Some anime character in the far back: SOMEONE KILL IT!!!
Laura: *blink* Where are we?
*suddenly Inuyasha and Kagome appear (Don't ask why)*
Inuyasha: What the hell?! Where are we Kagome?
Kagome: I don't know, but there's Miroku.
Inuyasha: *Sees Hamtaro* What that thing?
Rath: It's a demon kill it!!!! *still drunk*
Kagome and Laura: NO! *they look at each other* You have my voice!
Inuyasha: O.O What the hell?!
Everyone else: AHHH!!! Laura stole Kagome's voice and now no one likes her!!!! AHHH!!!
Laura and Kagome: *start saying the same thing at the same time for hours*
Inuyasha: *is going insane* (5 minutes later) *has gone insane* That's enough!!!! *kills Kagome, Laura, and Hamtaro* huff huff . . . *sees what he's done and kills himself*
*suddenly a bunch of hamsters run into the room they see Hamtaro dead go crazy and start gnawing on the flesh on Inuyasha, Kagome, Laura, and Hamtaro. . . and then eat themselves alive*
Riyo: Well . . . that was interesting. . .
Miroku: O.O
Riyo: *erases Miroku's memory of that after she clears away the bones and excess flesh*
*suddenly Gandalf, Harry, and Draco appear*
Riyo: *hides something behind her back* What ARE you guys doing here?! You're not anime characters! Or Manga characters!
Harry and Draco ~they don't say the exact same thing but I'm too lazy~ ^Yes, you are.^: Give me my wand back!
Gandalf: And my staff!
Everyone: *looks at Riyo*
Riyo: I don't have their wands or a staff!!! *points their wands and the staff at them* I don't have you're. . . ummmm. . . these are mine. . .
Gandalf: *takes his staff and leaves*
Riyo: HEY!!! You could at least have said something!!!
Harry: *takes his wand* Thanks! *leaves*
Riyo: Oh how witty! *sarcastic*
Draco: *takes his wand back* Stupid mudblood!
Riyo: I'm not a mudblood!!! I'm a youkai not a weak, puny, stupid human!
Draco: Heh. . . that makes you even MORE of a freak! *leaves*
Riyo: *sniffle sniffle* Now I have no staff. . . or wand. . .
Thatz: Here take this one! ^.^ *hands Riyo the wind staff he stole*
Riyo: Why did you have this?
Thatz: I barrowed it from Cesia so. . . I could. . . *whispers* sell it. . .
Cesia: So YOU stole my staff!!!
Thatz: AHHH!!!! How did you get here?!
Gandalf: The front door is open *leaves again*
Everyone: O.O Why did he come back. . . and how did he get here so fast. . .
Cesia: *takes back her staff* Sorry Riyo, but I need this. *hits Thatz with her staff*
Riyo: I wanted to hit someone with my staff. . .
Cesia: *grabs Rath* Let's go!!! *leaves dragging Rath behind her*
Thatz: That hurt. . .
Riyo: Now I have no staff!!!!!!! *cries*
[stop]
Riyo: Will I ever get a staff?
Hotaru: Will Kenshin ever strip?
Riyo: WHAT?! NO!!!!
Hotaru: *grumbles* Fine. . . will we play strip poker?! ^.^
Riyo: -_- to be continued without Kenshin. . .
Kenshin: That it will, Miss Riyo.
Riyo: AHHH!!!
Hotaru: Kenshin!! *glomps Kenshin* We HAVE to have Kenshin in the next chapter!!!
Riyo: FINE!!! Just let's stop talking!!!!!
Hotaru: Ok. . . geez. . . no need to get----
[END!!!!]
Riyo: *scratches head* Ummm . . . is there something we should say?
Hotaru: No. . . . I don't think so . . . *is glomping Kenshin*
Riyo: Ok. . .
[Story starts]
Riyo: *VERY drunk* Hey Miroku. . . why do you have a hole in your hand? *stares at place where there is a hole in his hand*
Miroku: Well . . . *starts off on the story of how he got the hole, and why he needs a woman to bear his child*
Riyo: That's . . . that's so sad!!! *starts crying and is still really drunk*
Miroku: *also drunk now* You're right, but you know . . . you COULD help me. . .
Riyo: REALLY? How?
Miroku: *leads Riyo to the sake storage room* Riyo . . . you could bear me my child. . .
Riyo: *was looking at a shiny object* What? Huh? Ummm . . . ok. . .
Miroku: *still drunk though* REALLY? Well . . . let's get started! ~WAIT A MIN!! I DON'T REMEMBER THAT!!!~ ^Don't worry . . . nothing happens *keeps Riyo from jumping into the story and killing herself and Miroku*^
Riyo: *shrugs and almost falls over really drunk* Ok.
Miroku: *catches Riyo and gives her a kiss*
Hotaru: *walks in at that moment* HOLY CRAP! Riyo! Are YOU DRUNK?! *Dunks Riyo's and Miroku's heads into water and they're no longer drunk*
Riyo: *Sees she is in Miroku's lap and his arms are still around her . . . and she slaps him* WHAT the HELL is going on?! ~I remember THAT!!!~ ^*let's go of Riyo* So you're not going to kill him now?^ ~No. . . . I already slapped him he's fine . . . for now . . .~
Miroku: *scratches his head* I don't know. . .
*everyone else comes in now (they were all trying to get through the door at the same time to see what was going on)*
Kenshin: Hotaru, What happened?
Hotaru: Well . . . they were---
Riyo: We were just in here to get the sake and . . . . and I saw a mouse and I thought it was talking!!!!
Everyone: -_- Are you . . . serious?
*suddenly a hamster (Hamtaro {scary}) runs in the room*
Everyone: AHHHH!!!! *backs FAR away from the hamster* It's a cute fuzzy monster!!!
Raenef: AWWWWW!!! It's CUTE!!!
Riyo: It's a nasty little hamster there is NOTHING cute about it!!!!!!!
Hamtaro: Ika?
Everyone (but Raenef): AHHHH!!!!!
Laura: *runs into the room* Hamtaro! There you are!
Everyone: AHHHH!!! A cute little girl!!!
Some anime character in the far back: SOMEONE KILL IT!!!
Laura: *blink* Where are we?
*suddenly Inuyasha and Kagome appear (Don't ask why)*
Inuyasha: What the hell?! Where are we Kagome?
Kagome: I don't know, but there's Miroku.
Inuyasha: *Sees Hamtaro* What that thing?
Rath: It's a demon kill it!!!! *still drunk*
Kagome and Laura: NO! *they look at each other* You have my voice!
Inuyasha: O.O What the hell?!
Everyone else: AHHH!!! Laura stole Kagome's voice and now no one likes her!!!! AHHH!!!
Laura and Kagome: *start saying the same thing at the same time for hours*
Inuyasha: *is going insane* (5 minutes later) *has gone insane* That's enough!!!! *kills Kagome, Laura, and Hamtaro* huff huff . . . *sees what he's done and kills himself*
*suddenly a bunch of hamsters run into the room they see Hamtaro dead go crazy and start gnawing on the flesh on Inuyasha, Kagome, Laura, and Hamtaro. . . and then eat themselves alive*
Riyo: Well . . . that was interesting. . .
Miroku: O.O
Riyo: *erases Miroku's memory of that after she clears away the bones and excess flesh*
*suddenly Gandalf, Harry, and Draco appear*
Riyo: *hides something behind her back* What ARE you guys doing here?! You're not anime characters! Or Manga characters!
Harry and Draco ~they don't say the exact same thing but I'm too lazy~ ^Yes, you are.^: Give me my wand back!
Gandalf: And my staff!
Everyone: *looks at Riyo*
Riyo: I don't have their wands or a staff!!! *points their wands and the staff at them* I don't have you're. . . ummmm. . . these are mine. . .
Gandalf: *takes his staff and leaves*
Riyo: HEY!!! You could at least have said something!!!
Harry: *takes his wand* Thanks! *leaves*
Riyo: Oh how witty! *sarcastic*
Draco: *takes his wand back* Stupid mudblood!
Riyo: I'm not a mudblood!!! I'm a youkai not a weak, puny, stupid human!
Draco: Heh. . . that makes you even MORE of a freak! *leaves*
Riyo: *sniffle sniffle* Now I have no staff. . . or wand. . .
Thatz: Here take this one! ^.^ *hands Riyo the wind staff he stole*
Riyo: Why did you have this?
Thatz: I barrowed it from Cesia so. . . I could. . . *whispers* sell it. . .
Cesia: So YOU stole my staff!!!
Thatz: AHHH!!!! How did you get here?!
Gandalf: The front door is open *leaves again*
Everyone: O.O Why did he come back. . . and how did he get here so fast. . .
Cesia: *takes back her staff* Sorry Riyo, but I need this. *hits Thatz with her staff*
Riyo: I wanted to hit someone with my staff. . .
Cesia: *grabs Rath* Let's go!!! *leaves dragging Rath behind her*
Thatz: That hurt. . .
Riyo: Now I have no staff!!!!!!! *cries*
[stop]
Riyo: Will I ever get a staff?
Hotaru: Will Kenshin ever strip?
Riyo: WHAT?! NO!!!!
Hotaru: *grumbles* Fine. . . will we play strip poker?! ^.^
Riyo: -_- to be continued without Kenshin. . .
Kenshin: That it will, Miss Riyo.
Riyo: AHHH!!!
Hotaru: Kenshin!! *glomps Kenshin* We HAVE to have Kenshin in the next chapter!!!
Riyo: FINE!!! Just let's stop talking!!!!!
Hotaru: Ok. . . geez. . . no need to get----
[END!!!!]