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A/N: It's stupid but five people so far like it! *does ridiculous victory dance* All flames will be used for my next cook out!
Harry was now eating. Since most people were being patched up from what is now known only as The Incident, he was there with only a few others. Ron gathered what courage he could steal from Harry's underwear drawer, and came too. (A/N: Ron was in Harry's underwear drawer?)
Up from above a giant heart shaped arrow nearly missed him as a few hundred were now being shot every which way. "What in the hell is going on here?" Harry yelled at no one in particular. "Well, giant heart shaped," Ron was cut off with a huge arrow to the head.
"That's got to hurt."
"Not really the whole 'having a rock hard head' thing really comes in handy," Ron said as he pulled the arrow out. "It's got a Valentine on it."
"But it's October. Who would send me a Valentine? Oh yeah, the human Pena Kalada," Harry grabbed the parchment out of Ron's hands.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your ass is sweet
So let me shag you!
Your personal Love Slave, Draco
"He really needs help."
"Hey big boy!"
"Sweet Jesus!" From the door way comes Draco in a pair of four inch heels and a green dress. He slowly waddles to Harry. His feet turn a weird shade of blue because of lack of blood circulation.
"I thought maybe you and I could go on a romantic date. Like my dress?" He steps over Blaise Zambini who has an arrow sticking out of his/her leg. No one is really quiet sure what gender s/he is. It has boobs and a dick, so who are we to chose one gender.
"What should I do?" Harry drifts off into his own little world.
"Run moron! He'll never be able to catch you in those heels."
"Who are you?"
"Your inner voice, Joe."
"Fuck Joe, go with him. Come on look at those legs!" *other inner voice tries to growls seductively but chokes on his own spit* Harry looks at Malfoy's legs which have band aids where he cut himself shaving, but they're pretty well hidden by the fish net stockings
"Who are you?"
"Your other inner voice Big Juicie."
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So should he listen to Joe, the straight one. *someone yells SLASH HATER*
Or Big Juicie, ex 'female trapped in a male's body' prostitute? Leave a review. NOW!!!
A/N: It's stupid but five people so far like it! *does ridiculous victory dance* All flames will be used for my next cook out!
Harry was now eating. Since most people were being patched up from what is now known only as The Incident, he was there with only a few others. Ron gathered what courage he could steal from Harry's underwear drawer, and came too. (A/N: Ron was in Harry's underwear drawer?)
Up from above a giant heart shaped arrow nearly missed him as a few hundred were now being shot every which way. "What in the hell is going on here?" Harry yelled at no one in particular. "Well, giant heart shaped," Ron was cut off with a huge arrow to the head.
"That's got to hurt."
"Not really the whole 'having a rock hard head' thing really comes in handy," Ron said as he pulled the arrow out. "It's got a Valentine on it."
"But it's October. Who would send me a Valentine? Oh yeah, the human Pena Kalada," Harry grabbed the parchment out of Ron's hands.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your ass is sweet
So let me shag you!
Your personal Love Slave, Draco
"He really needs help."
"Hey big boy!"
"Sweet Jesus!" From the door way comes Draco in a pair of four inch heels and a green dress. He slowly waddles to Harry. His feet turn a weird shade of blue because of lack of blood circulation.
"I thought maybe you and I could go on a romantic date. Like my dress?" He steps over Blaise Zambini who has an arrow sticking out of his/her leg. No one is really quiet sure what gender s/he is. It has boobs and a dick, so who are we to chose one gender.
"What should I do?" Harry drifts off into his own little world.
"Run moron! He'll never be able to catch you in those heels."
"Who are you?"
"Your inner voice, Joe."
"Fuck Joe, go with him. Come on look at those legs!" *other inner voice tries to growls seductively but chokes on his own spit* Harry looks at Malfoy's legs which have band aids where he cut himself shaving, but they're pretty well hidden by the fish net stockings
"Who are you?"
"Your other inner voice Big Juicie."
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So should he listen to Joe, the straight one. *someone yells SLASH HATER*
Or Big Juicie, ex 'female trapped in a male's body' prostitute? Leave a review. NOW!!!