Disclaimer: I own nothing except my plot less, plot. No sue, bad dog, go
away sue. GO! Nor do I own Chuck-E-Cheese. Last but not least I don't own
Cheaters the movie.
A/N: When I uploaded last it had weird symbols I fixed most except for the P's. I want to thank all my reviewers who actually spent two minutes of their life typing for me! *Cries loudly* Well that's enough of that! On with the show!
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"How did I talk myself into this?" Harry was now being towed behind Draco who had handcuffed their wrists together. "At least Hermione and Ron came," Ron and Hermione were handcuffed to Harry so they couldn't get away.
"So where do we dine? Here, no that's not fancy enough, oh here!" Draco pointed to a restaurant with a play set in the back, and all those colorful balls in that net thing. "Oh wait its infested," He said pointing to the man in a giant rat costume.
"It's Chuck-E-Cheese he's their mascot," Hermione offered up the information, but no one listened or they would face my wrath. For I am The Author, notice the capitols.
"Let's go in he forgot to zip up the back of his suit. Nice ass RatMan! (A/N: The Capitols do mean something it comes later in the story.) There a distinct 'Fuck you' heard as they entered the building.
"Oh look at the balls!"
"We all know you like balls Malfoy, so shut up!" Ron tossed in his one liner of the day in.
"Come on let's sit," Harry pointed to a booth near some kid with a pizza spinning on his head. Oh wait it's off his head and on his mom. Kid then screams for someone to call Child Welfare.
Ron and Draco sat on one side, seeing as they're both closer to being the girls in their relationships, and Hermione sat next to Harry just incase some of his hotness decided to flake off. (A/N: I think Draco's hotter, but even I must sacrifice for my story.)
Harry felt a foot going up his leg, "Draco must have taken his shoe off while we were ordering," was the first thing that popped into mind. He let the foot continue thanks to Big Juicie and his/her mind control.
Suddenly the foot glided up his leg and to his crotch. He looked down to find a foot in a black sock with a hole in it. The big toe was sticking out and it quickly stunk up Harry's side of the booth.
"I didn't do it!" Hermione yelled and put on a face about as innocent a twelve-year-old's caught with his dad's dog porn. Harry looked down at the foot and noticed the little red hairs on the big toe.
"Ron, get your filthy foot off my crotch!" The foot pulled away quickly and was replaced by Draco's stocking and band aid covered foot. "There that's better," Big Juicie just had to put that in. Draco smiled as he did this thing with his toes.
Harry's attention was snapped away from toe bliss by Ron apologizing. He was now on the table giving a pole dance for Hermione to say he was sorry, but in the absence of a pole he quickly toppled over and landed on someone's jalapeño pepper pizza. Then he started to pour the available water pitchers in his eyes.
They quickly ate their pizza and left, but upon leaving they stumbled across another couple. Blaise and Pansy. "So Blaise is a boy," Hermione again offered up her unwanted advice.
"I saw Pansy in the boys' bathroom you never know. She might be like a secret agent sent to study the boys' room for like monsters and stuff!" Draco took out his wand and pretended it was a gun; he even made the stupid little sounds. "Boom, chchchchch, boom! Got ya bitch! Hurray for our hero!" The last sentence sounded a lot like Harry's voice.
"Come on," Harry's sentence was cut short by the sight of Dumbledore and McGonagall doing the twist at the other side street in a club called: The Geezer Garage. The horrific sight of that not to mention a drunk and naked Snape doing the limbo was enough to melt the handcuffs and free each other so they could run in horror back to Hogwarts.
"Did you see the body paint?" Hermione called as she ran to keep up with Ron.
"How could you read that when he was naked! AND LIMBOING!" They all yelled as their eye's gently started to recover.
"You morons should know I read everything! Do you want me to recite the stuff they put in my tooth paste?"
"NO!"
"Never mind, any way it said 'I Miss Potter's Nice Ass'. Want to explain that to us Harry?" Everyone stopped and looked at him through the eye blisters.
"Well you see. It happened like this. No. Umm well."
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Yea my first cliffhanger! The last one didn't count all of you knew I was going to make them go out. I got the dog porn idea from watching my favorite B-movie 'Cheaters'.
Great movie anyway here goes the cheat song! It's the tune of one of Beethoven's symphonies can't remember the name.
Cripple elves do dance around a devil covered by blue dress. Dairy causes diarrhea. Crunchy creamy butter cheese. Bad Billy does dope, bitches, and booze, but can't even build a cigarette boat. Allah bangs booze everyday above a bridge behind a cave.
A/N: When I uploaded last it had weird symbols I fixed most except for the P's. I want to thank all my reviewers who actually spent two minutes of their life typing for me! *Cries loudly* Well that's enough of that! On with the show!
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ///////////////////////////////////////////////
"How did I talk myself into this?" Harry was now being towed behind Draco who had handcuffed their wrists together. "At least Hermione and Ron came," Ron and Hermione were handcuffed to Harry so they couldn't get away.
"So where do we dine? Here, no that's not fancy enough, oh here!" Draco pointed to a restaurant with a play set in the back, and all those colorful balls in that net thing. "Oh wait its infested," He said pointing to the man in a giant rat costume.
"It's Chuck-E-Cheese he's their mascot," Hermione offered up the information, but no one listened or they would face my wrath. For I am The Author, notice the capitols.
"Let's go in he forgot to zip up the back of his suit. Nice ass RatMan! (A/N: The Capitols do mean something it comes later in the story.) There a distinct 'Fuck you' heard as they entered the building.
"Oh look at the balls!"
"We all know you like balls Malfoy, so shut up!" Ron tossed in his one liner of the day in.
"Come on let's sit," Harry pointed to a booth near some kid with a pizza spinning on his head. Oh wait it's off his head and on his mom. Kid then screams for someone to call Child Welfare.
Ron and Draco sat on one side, seeing as they're both closer to being the girls in their relationships, and Hermione sat next to Harry just incase some of his hotness decided to flake off. (A/N: I think Draco's hotter, but even I must sacrifice for my story.)
Harry felt a foot going up his leg, "Draco must have taken his shoe off while we were ordering," was the first thing that popped into mind. He let the foot continue thanks to Big Juicie and his/her mind control.
Suddenly the foot glided up his leg and to his crotch. He looked down to find a foot in a black sock with a hole in it. The big toe was sticking out and it quickly stunk up Harry's side of the booth.
"I didn't do it!" Hermione yelled and put on a face about as innocent a twelve-year-old's caught with his dad's dog porn. Harry looked down at the foot and noticed the little red hairs on the big toe.
"Ron, get your filthy foot off my crotch!" The foot pulled away quickly and was replaced by Draco's stocking and band aid covered foot. "There that's better," Big Juicie just had to put that in. Draco smiled as he did this thing with his toes.
Harry's attention was snapped away from toe bliss by Ron apologizing. He was now on the table giving a pole dance for Hermione to say he was sorry, but in the absence of a pole he quickly toppled over and landed on someone's jalapeño pepper pizza. Then he started to pour the available water pitchers in his eyes.
They quickly ate their pizza and left, but upon leaving they stumbled across another couple. Blaise and Pansy. "So Blaise is a boy," Hermione again offered up her unwanted advice.
"I saw Pansy in the boys' bathroom you never know. She might be like a secret agent sent to study the boys' room for like monsters and stuff!" Draco took out his wand and pretended it was a gun; he even made the stupid little sounds. "Boom, chchchchch, boom! Got ya bitch! Hurray for our hero!" The last sentence sounded a lot like Harry's voice.
"Come on," Harry's sentence was cut short by the sight of Dumbledore and McGonagall doing the twist at the other side street in a club called: The Geezer Garage. The horrific sight of that not to mention a drunk and naked Snape doing the limbo was enough to melt the handcuffs and free each other so they could run in horror back to Hogwarts.
"Did you see the body paint?" Hermione called as she ran to keep up with Ron.
"How could you read that when he was naked! AND LIMBOING!" They all yelled as their eye's gently started to recover.
"You morons should know I read everything! Do you want me to recite the stuff they put in my tooth paste?"
"NO!"
"Never mind, any way it said 'I Miss Potter's Nice Ass'. Want to explain that to us Harry?" Everyone stopped and looked at him through the eye blisters.
"Well you see. It happened like this. No. Umm well."
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Yea my first cliffhanger! The last one didn't count all of you knew I was going to make them go out. I got the dog porn idea from watching my favorite B-movie 'Cheaters'.
Great movie anyway here goes the cheat song! It's the tune of one of Beethoven's symphonies can't remember the name.
Cripple elves do dance around a devil covered by blue dress. Dairy causes diarrhea. Crunchy creamy butter cheese. Bad Billy does dope, bitches, and booze, but can't even build a cigarette boat. Allah bangs booze everyday above a bridge behind a cave.