Cloud: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack and this chapter is about the party Yuffie was getting ready.

Yuffie: Yay let's start oh yeah he doesn't own us or the game we're from either.

Cloud: O_O you did it on your own free will.

Yuffie: Yup because I want to start the chapter right away.

Cloud: O.k. then ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 2: Yuffie's party

We open in Yuffie's house in Wutai she's dressed normally and is getting her house ready for the party.

Yuffie: I hope he will like me like every other man does hehe. (Just then there's a knock on the door and she goes to answer it to find Cid and Barrett) ^_^ Hi guys.

Cid and Barrett: (Sounding bored) Hi Yuffie.

Yuffie: O_o o.k. have a seat.

(They sit down)

Cid: Where the fuck can I get some damn tea?

Yuffie: In the kitchen get it yourself for once.

Cid: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (Goes into the kitchen to make some tea)

Barrett: O.k.

Yuffie: Yeesh what a dumbass. (There's a knock on the door and Yuffie answers it to find the Turks, as well as Rufus Reno and Rufus start drooling over her but Rude is unaffected) ^_^ Hi guys.

Reno: (Dazed look on his face) Hi Yuffie.

Yuffie: Hehe.

Rude: Hi.

Elena: Hi Yuffie.

Yuffie: Welcome have a seat if you want. (There's a knock on the door) Reno can you get the door for me?

Reno: Of course. (Goes and answers the door to find Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Vincent, and Sephiroth Cloud and Sephiroth are glaring at each other) Welcome.

Yuffie: (Seeing Cloud) Ooooooooohhhhhhhh Cloooooooouuuuuuuuuuud.

Cloud: What? (Looking at Yuffie and immediately starts drooling) O_O Hi Yuf-fie.

Seph: What the hell are you looking (Looks at Yuffie and starts drooling) O_O aaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Yuffie: ^_^ Hehe.

Tifa: (Glaring at Yuffie) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Yuffie: Welcome come in sit down you want.

Tifa: (Sitting down) Cloud come sit with me.

Cloud: (Not even paying attention) O.k. (Continues to stare at Yuffie)

Yuffie: ^_^ I like this Cloud, Seph, Rufus, and Reno all staring at me I really like this.

Seph: I never realized how beautiful you are.

Reno, Rufus, and Cloud: You stole my line you asshole die!

Seph: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Attacked by the group of men that spoke before him)

Yuffie: ^_^ They're fighting over me.

Tifa, Aeris, and Elena: O_O no man has fought over me.

Yuffie: Well unlucky you then.

All the other females: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

(The smoke around the guys clears and Seph, and Rufus are unconscious and Cloud and Reno are giving each other high fives)

Cloud and Reno: We rule!

Yuffie: Bravo!

Cloud and Reno: (Bowing) Thank yew, thank yew.

Yuffie: Hehehe now excuse me while I go get something from the back room.

(She goes to the backroom and there's a scream from the back room and it was a males scream not like Yuffie's and they all go into the back room to see Yuffie glaring at a man cowering in a corner)

Cloud: Who is he?

Yuffie: No idea. (To the man) Who are you?

Man: I'm....

Ruby: Well how do you like? I'm talking to the readers.

Yuffie: O.k.

Cloud: (Staring at Yuffie then getting smacked upside the head by Tifa) Ow dammit that hurts.

Tifa: Good.

Ruby: *Sigh* REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!