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movies/T.V shows/or books I happen to borrow things from.
A/N: Send me reviews! NOW! I'll give you lots naked pictures of Harry and Draco! *Crosses fingers behind back* (Coughs) SUCKERS! (Coughs)
Now on with story. *Gives Draco's death glare to anyone who says this shit's not a story*
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This makes fun of a lot fics I've read. Magical mishap, weird potions I've never heard of, ingredients people must have spent a whole second thinking the name on, and Neville always messing things up.
Yes this has nothing to do with my story, but I told you earlier it's stupid and has no plot.
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Harry was sitting next to Ron in the Great Hall for breakfast. Ron had this weird look on his face. He shook his hair and giggled. From under the table a huge shaggy black dog jumped up and ran past Harry quickly.
"Didn't I tell you to stop that Snuffles! You don't know where he's put that!" Harry looked over to the Slytherin table to where Draco was sitting in a sleeping gown and hair curlers.
"You stupid mofo you better tap that ass before he finds someone else!" Big Juicie comes out from hiding. Damn creditors chase you even when your dead and have become an inner voice. (That line is the one of the few things I liked about Mr. Deeds.)
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*~*~* Later in Snapie Pooh's Class*~*~*
"All right everyone lets start a new potion that no one has ever heard of before this second, but somehow I know how to brew it," Snape was in a corset and a pair of Draco's stockings. You can still see the words 'I Miss' on his man boobs. He's basically dressed like Frank on Rocky Horror Picture show, with about as much make up.
Everyone starts doing this and that. Snape's just sitting at his desk downing alcohol like fish in water. Neville screwing up everything as usual puts in a wing of Pixie instead of ping of a Wixie and the entire thing blows up.
"You fucking moron you just made the dreaded Muggle Moving Picture Potion!"
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Everyone the castle is now acting like some sort of T.V./Movie/or Cartoon character, because I said so. Harry thinks he's Forest Gump and is now talking to Draco who thinks he's Bell from 'Beauty and the Beast'.
"My Aunt always said like is like a box of Chocolate Frogs it'll hop away if you let it," Harry now has a buzz cut and a flannel shirt on.
"I like big Hairy men. Are you Hairy?"
"That sounds familiar. Hairy where have I heard that before? Oh well you wanna go in the boys bathroom with me? The guys in the Army always said I was good at doing stuff in the stall. They liked it when I called them Mamma," Harry looked over at Draco who by now was in a golden dress spinning in front of the bench they were sitting on a few minutes ago.
"I don't know but, something's very familiar about doing things in the boys' bathroom. With more girly people though."
"I can pretend to be a girl."
"Okay then!" Those two love birds go off to the bathroom and we swerve the camera to Hermione and Ron. Hermione thinks she's 'Snow White' and Ron thinks he's Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"Oh hello, are you my Prince Charming?" Hermione then burst into 'When will my Prince Come' then Ron comes up and snaps her neck ridding both of Snow White and Hermione at once and this is why I love Spike. Okay his white blonde hair and evilness has something to do with it too. I have to admit I like white blonde evil guys it's my nature.
Next the camera speeds over to Crabb and Goyle who are doing inappropriate things as Dopey and Grumpy from 'Snow White'. Or maybe they're both Dopey it's hard to tell. Eww, don't think I should have said hard. "GET A ROOM!" The two scatter off to Slytherin dorm.
Snape is with Professor McGonagall who *happened* to be in the room. Snape thinks he's Frank because he's already dressed so and McGonagall thinks she's a cute gay guy named Rocky, and since she can't speak no one's telling her any different. Then Dumbledore comes and starts being Simba, for those who are morons or haven't seen it it's from 'The Lion King'.
Dumbledore purrs at Professor McGonagall and she purrs back. Then in a horrifying turn of events Umbridge comes and starts humping Snape. Something so incredibly disgusting that everyone stops doing who or what they're doing and becomes themselves. Even those who aren't in the room.
McGonagall sees what's happening and hits Umbridge upside the head with the nearest child.
"I thought that might work," Dumbledore looks at himself in the mirror and says how wonderful he looks today and starts snogging himself.
"Wait you brought Umbridge here? How did you get her to hump McGonagall? How did you know that would stop the affects of the potion?" Snapie suddenly comes out from the closet he went into after McGonagall left him for Simba. (Snape out of the closet)
"I gave her the potion that exploded in here because by some weird way, Fawks exploded and it came out of him too. I knew it would stop them because even I quiver when I think about, and the Author told me," Dumbledore gives me the thumbs up. I give it back.
"How come you became Simba?"
"Because I wanted to," He sticks his tongue out at Snape.
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That's for all the weird people who ruin my time when I read crappie stories. Now I just wasted your time. Sorry I'm being mean today Oh well. Bub Bye.
Next chapter explains Pansy sort of.
~Renny~
A/N: Send me reviews! NOW! I'll give you lots naked pictures of Harry and Draco! *Crosses fingers behind back* (Coughs) SUCKERS! (Coughs)
Now on with story. *Gives Draco's death glare to anyone who says this shit's not a story*
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This makes fun of a lot fics I've read. Magical mishap, weird potions I've never heard of, ingredients people must have spent a whole second thinking the name on, and Neville always messing things up.
Yes this has nothing to do with my story, but I told you earlier it's stupid and has no plot.
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Harry was sitting next to Ron in the Great Hall for breakfast. Ron had this weird look on his face. He shook his hair and giggled. From under the table a huge shaggy black dog jumped up and ran past Harry quickly.
"Didn't I tell you to stop that Snuffles! You don't know where he's put that!" Harry looked over to the Slytherin table to where Draco was sitting in a sleeping gown and hair curlers.
"You stupid mofo you better tap that ass before he finds someone else!" Big Juicie comes out from hiding. Damn creditors chase you even when your dead and have become an inner voice. (That line is the one of the few things I liked about Mr. Deeds.)
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*~*~* Later in Snapie Pooh's Class*~*~*
"All right everyone lets start a new potion that no one has ever heard of before this second, but somehow I know how to brew it," Snape was in a corset and a pair of Draco's stockings. You can still see the words 'I Miss' on his man boobs. He's basically dressed like Frank on Rocky Horror Picture show, with about as much make up.
Everyone starts doing this and that. Snape's just sitting at his desk downing alcohol like fish in water. Neville screwing up everything as usual puts in a wing of Pixie instead of ping of a Wixie and the entire thing blows up.
"You fucking moron you just made the dreaded Muggle Moving Picture Potion!"
******************************1 Hour Later******************************
Everyone the castle is now acting like some sort of T.V./Movie/or Cartoon character, because I said so. Harry thinks he's Forest Gump and is now talking to Draco who thinks he's Bell from 'Beauty and the Beast'.
"My Aunt always said like is like a box of Chocolate Frogs it'll hop away if you let it," Harry now has a buzz cut and a flannel shirt on.
"I like big Hairy men. Are you Hairy?"
"That sounds familiar. Hairy where have I heard that before? Oh well you wanna go in the boys bathroom with me? The guys in the Army always said I was good at doing stuff in the stall. They liked it when I called them Mamma," Harry looked over at Draco who by now was in a golden dress spinning in front of the bench they were sitting on a few minutes ago.
"I don't know but, something's very familiar about doing things in the boys' bathroom. With more girly people though."
"I can pretend to be a girl."
"Okay then!" Those two love birds go off to the bathroom and we swerve the camera to Hermione and Ron. Hermione thinks she's 'Snow White' and Ron thinks he's Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"Oh hello, are you my Prince Charming?" Hermione then burst into 'When will my Prince Come' then Ron comes up and snaps her neck ridding both of Snow White and Hermione at once and this is why I love Spike. Okay his white blonde hair and evilness has something to do with it too. I have to admit I like white blonde evil guys it's my nature.
Next the camera speeds over to Crabb and Goyle who are doing inappropriate things as Dopey and Grumpy from 'Snow White'. Or maybe they're both Dopey it's hard to tell. Eww, don't think I should have said hard. "GET A ROOM!" The two scatter off to Slytherin dorm.
Snape is with Professor McGonagall who *happened* to be in the room. Snape thinks he's Frank because he's already dressed so and McGonagall thinks she's a cute gay guy named Rocky, and since she can't speak no one's telling her any different. Then Dumbledore comes and starts being Simba, for those who are morons or haven't seen it it's from 'The Lion King'.
Dumbledore purrs at Professor McGonagall and she purrs back. Then in a horrifying turn of events Umbridge comes and starts humping Snape. Something so incredibly disgusting that everyone stops doing who or what they're doing and becomes themselves. Even those who aren't in the room.
McGonagall sees what's happening and hits Umbridge upside the head with the nearest child.
"I thought that might work," Dumbledore looks at himself in the mirror and says how wonderful he looks today and starts snogging himself.
"Wait you brought Umbridge here? How did you get her to hump McGonagall? How did you know that would stop the affects of the potion?" Snapie suddenly comes out from the closet he went into after McGonagall left him for Simba. (Snape out of the closet)
"I gave her the potion that exploded in here because by some weird way, Fawks exploded and it came out of him too. I knew it would stop them because even I quiver when I think about, and the Author told me," Dumbledore gives me the thumbs up. I give it back.
"How come you became Simba?"
"Because I wanted to," He sticks his tongue out at Snape.
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That's for all the weird people who ruin my time when I read crappie stories. Now I just wasted your time. Sorry I'm being mean today Oh well. Bub Bye.
Next chapter explains Pansy sort of.
~Renny~