Ruby: Hi everybody I'm back and this is going to get good.
Yuffie: How and who the hell is the man that was in my house last chapter?
Ruby: You'll fid out soon and Cloud do the disclaimer before I kill you remember I'm Ruby Weapon so do it now.
Cloud: O.k. o.k. yeesh he doesn't own FF7 or any of us o.k.
Ruby: Thank you now ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 3: Yuffie's career
We open in Yuffie's house in her backroom to find the entire group that was in the last chapter ready to attack a man that appeared in Yuffie's house and he's about to tell them who he is.
Man: My name is John Myers I search for people that would be perfect for a certain job and Yuffie Kisargi you would be a perfect model.
Everyone else: O_O
Yuffie: O_O o.k. ^_^
John: O.k. then (pulls out a contract and points to three spots on it) sign here, here, and here.
Yuffie: Give me that. (Grabs the contract and starts reading it she finishes soon after) Change this or I won't do it. (Hands him the contract back pointing to something on it)
John: But it just says that I get 20% of your profits that's reasonable.
Yuffie: Yeah but the company gets 50% so I want at least another 5% at the least.
Tifa: (Whispering to Aeris) She's good.
Aeris: (Whispering back) Yup.
John: (On the phone) Uh huh, uh huh o.k. so we'll do it that way o.k. bye. (Hangs the phone up) O.k. you'll get an extra 10%, 5% from each of us o.k.?
Yuffie: Great. ^_^ :)
John: Great so sign here, here, and, here. (Pointing to the same three spots on the contract handing it to Yuffie)
Yuffie: O.k. (Signs the contract in the three spots) Here you go.
John: Thank you.
Yuffie: Of course now let's go.
John: Of course ma'am.
(They leave)
Every male besides Rude, Cid, and Barrett in the room yes even Vincent: Wow. (Thinking) Now it will be easier to see her, less traveling for me. ^_^
(6-8 months later we open in the Villa Cloud everyone that was at Yuffie's party are here besides Tifa and they're all waiting for Tifa to get back from getting a magazine that's the first one that Yuffie's in)
Cloud: Come on Tifa hurry up. (She comes in the door) Did you get it? Just so I can see what it's like.
Tifa: Yeah right well someone bought the last one.
Reno: Dammit.
Tifa: And I'm the one.
Reno: Yes, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie.
Tifa: To bad everyone gets to look. (Opening the magazine) She said it was on page 40. (Flips the pages to page 40) O_O
Cloud: Wha.(looks at the magazine).O_Oaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttt? (Continues staring at the magazine)
Seph: Quit hogging. (Starts staring at the magazine)
(All the other guys look and start staring except Rude, Cid, and Barrett then Tifa and Aeris faint from seeing Cid and Barrett ignore that)
Cloud: (Looking at Tifa and Aeris) Wonder why they fainted?
Seph: Yeah wonder why? Cid, Barrett you see this?
Cid: Yeah.
Seph: And?
Barrett: And what?
Every other male including Rude: O_O (faint)
Cid: Damn we shouldn't have done that.
Barrett I think you're right.
Ruby: Well that's weird for them isn't it?
Cloud: Yes very.
Barrett: Shu' up ya foo.
Cloud: Shut up you moron.
Ruby: Shut up both of you or die!
Cloud: O.k.
Barrett: Wha' eva' ya foo.
Ruby: *Sigh* REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: How and who the hell is the man that was in my house last chapter?
Ruby: You'll fid out soon and Cloud do the disclaimer before I kill you remember I'm Ruby Weapon so do it now.
Cloud: O.k. o.k. yeesh he doesn't own FF7 or any of us o.k.
Ruby: Thank you now ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 3: Yuffie's career
We open in Yuffie's house in her backroom to find the entire group that was in the last chapter ready to attack a man that appeared in Yuffie's house and he's about to tell them who he is.
Man: My name is John Myers I search for people that would be perfect for a certain job and Yuffie Kisargi you would be a perfect model.
Everyone else: O_O
Yuffie: O_O o.k. ^_^
John: O.k. then (pulls out a contract and points to three spots on it) sign here, here, and here.
Yuffie: Give me that. (Grabs the contract and starts reading it she finishes soon after) Change this or I won't do it. (Hands him the contract back pointing to something on it)
John: But it just says that I get 20% of your profits that's reasonable.
Yuffie: Yeah but the company gets 50% so I want at least another 5% at the least.
Tifa: (Whispering to Aeris) She's good.
Aeris: (Whispering back) Yup.
John: (On the phone) Uh huh, uh huh o.k. so we'll do it that way o.k. bye. (Hangs the phone up) O.k. you'll get an extra 10%, 5% from each of us o.k.?
Yuffie: Great. ^_^ :)
John: Great so sign here, here, and, here. (Pointing to the same three spots on the contract handing it to Yuffie)
Yuffie: O.k. (Signs the contract in the three spots) Here you go.
John: Thank you.
Yuffie: Of course now let's go.
John: Of course ma'am.
(They leave)
Every male besides Rude, Cid, and Barrett in the room yes even Vincent: Wow. (Thinking) Now it will be easier to see her, less traveling for me. ^_^
(6-8 months later we open in the Villa Cloud everyone that was at Yuffie's party are here besides Tifa and they're all waiting for Tifa to get back from getting a magazine that's the first one that Yuffie's in)
Cloud: Come on Tifa hurry up. (She comes in the door) Did you get it? Just so I can see what it's like.
Tifa: Yeah right well someone bought the last one.
Reno: Dammit.
Tifa: And I'm the one.
Reno: Yes, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie.
Tifa: To bad everyone gets to look. (Opening the magazine) She said it was on page 40. (Flips the pages to page 40) O_O
Cloud: Wha.(looks at the magazine).O_Oaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttt? (Continues staring at the magazine)
Seph: Quit hogging. (Starts staring at the magazine)
(All the other guys look and start staring except Rude, Cid, and Barrett then Tifa and Aeris faint from seeing Cid and Barrett ignore that)
Cloud: (Looking at Tifa and Aeris) Wonder why they fainted?
Seph: Yeah wonder why? Cid, Barrett you see this?
Cid: Yeah.
Seph: And?
Barrett: And what?
Every other male including Rude: O_O (faint)
Cid: Damn we shouldn't have done that.
Barrett I think you're right.
Ruby: Well that's weird for them isn't it?
Cloud: Yes very.
Barrett: Shu' up ya foo.
Cloud: Shut up you moron.
Ruby: Shut up both of you or die!
Cloud: O.k.
Barrett: Wha' eva' ya foo.
Ruby: *Sigh* REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!