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A/N: Review or get ye ass bitten off by my loveable yet dangerous Chihuahua puppy Jack.
People actually sent me good reviews for the sixth chapter. I was angry when I read four crappie stories in a row. So I made some crap of my own *Cackles madly*, but people LIKED IT!
So the reason why Pansy was in the boy's room. Off we go!
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Pansy just finished shaving her legs and was walking around in a towel. "Hey Draco!" Draco is in the bathroom also shaving his legs. He's getting good at it, just one long gash down his calf.
"You know you're in the boys' room again right?" He grabs Pansy's towel to stop the bleeding. "Good god, who beat you with mangled flesh stick?" Pansy's 'Special Place' has gross scar tissue. "Who did your boobs though, they're great!"
"Oh thanks I'll give you his number later. Want me to tell you why I'm gross and disgusting down there?" She said indicating again her 'special place.'
"If you must. I have to go get ~Now I've Got Harry's Sweet Ass~ tattooed on my adorable blemish free ass, so I can moon Snape.
~*~*~*~*~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~ Flash Back Sequence ~*~*~*~*~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~
The scene is set in the boys' bathroom at about 12 at night.*Pansy* is in a stall with A-Random-Ravenclaw-Whore.
"A-Random-Ravenclaw-Whore get off were done now," The door swings open and Pansy comes out as a boy with really girly features.
A-Random-Ravenclaw-Whore comes out tears streaming down her cheeks.
"Don't you want to cuddle?"
"Let me think, No! All you did was give me the worst blow job ever," Pansy/Peter is now zipping up his designer pants, posing as s/he zips up. Blowing a kiss as s/he finishes.
"Get out before; Or doI have to get Blaise in here to drag you out!" The girl runs crying from the bathroom as Mrs. Norris comes in. "You can't be any worse than A-Random-Ravenclaw-Whore. Come to Poppa."
"Do I look like, Some-Dick-Licking-Cat? She lives in the next castle over. Oh well, I'm hungry," (Crunch)
Screams that could make any male instantly sterile, come from inside the bathroom and Blaise, Pansy/Peter's look out comes to see what's wrong.
Pansy/Peter takes out his/her anger out on Blaise by casting a spell to give him boobs.
~*~*~*~*~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~ Flash Back Now Ends ~*~*~*~*~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~
Draco is holding his goodies and squeaking with fright. "Mrs. Norris bit your necessities off? I know you wanted her to lick your stuff, that's nasty, but she could have told Filtch she didn't have to," He stops in mid sentence to shake uncontrollably.
"I'm going to go get my tattoo, wait a minute, so that's why Blaise is sometimes a boy and sometimes a girl." (And that's the reason for Blaise's changing sex. Well my reason.)
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***Snape's Class Room***
Draco has just entered limping a little, and yelps as he sits down. Today Snape has on a thong and nipple tassels. They're green and silver and the thong lets everyone see Harry's face tattooed to his very blemished ass.
"Hey Snape check this out!" Draco pulls his pants down and shows Snape his tattoo.
"Who did it? It looks good even with the blood dripping down your ass," Snape takes his chance to grope Draco's ass.
"Let me see!" Harry comes in and grabs Draco's ass from Snape. Giving him a Draco sneer. "Look you spelled my name right! Unlike some person I know," We take a better look at Snape's ass *Shudders* and see Harry is spelled Hairy.
"Who wants to see my tattoo?" You hear a cricket somewhere. "It's on my ass," Half the school rushes in and starts groping Draco's ass. Harry magically makes some velvet ropes and charges a dollar to see THE AMAZING ASS!!! : Greatest ass on Earth.
"Hey I'm richer than I use to be!" Harry holds up giant cash wad. Draco clamps on to his arm as a gang of rabid gold diggers come running.
"I've already staked my claim! Back off bitches!" All the rabid gold diggers now settle back to their tables.
"I'll ignore that if in five minutes your in nothing but high heels and a smile on my bed."
"Okay I can do that!"
(In his mind) "I'm gonna get some ass! I'm gonna get some ass!" He bounces up and down twirling and doing high kicks.
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Thought I'd give ya'll a nice visual after that crap I posted last time.
Send me reviews NOW!!! Or face a horrible flesh eating death.
Love ya all! So does Jack my Chihuahua puppy muse!
I keep making dumb mistakes maybe I should re read my crap *Thinks for a second* NAWWW!!!
~ Renny ~
A/N: Review or get ye ass bitten off by my loveable yet dangerous Chihuahua puppy Jack.
People actually sent me good reviews for the sixth chapter. I was angry when I read four crappie stories in a row. So I made some crap of my own *Cackles madly*, but people LIKED IT!
So the reason why Pansy was in the boy's room. Off we go!
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Pansy just finished shaving her legs and was walking around in a towel. "Hey Draco!" Draco is in the bathroom also shaving his legs. He's getting good at it, just one long gash down his calf.
"You know you're in the boys' room again right?" He grabs Pansy's towel to stop the bleeding. "Good god, who beat you with mangled flesh stick?" Pansy's 'Special Place' has gross scar tissue. "Who did your boobs though, they're great!"
"Oh thanks I'll give you his number later. Want me to tell you why I'm gross and disgusting down there?" She said indicating again her 'special place.'
"If you must. I have to go get ~Now I've Got Harry's Sweet Ass~ tattooed on my adorable blemish free ass, so I can moon Snape.
~*~*~*~*~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~ Flash Back Sequence ~*~*~*~*~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~
The scene is set in the boys' bathroom at about 12 at night.*Pansy* is in a stall with A-Random-Ravenclaw-Whore.
"A-Random-Ravenclaw-Whore get off were done now," The door swings open and Pansy comes out as a boy with really girly features.
A-Random-Ravenclaw-Whore comes out tears streaming down her cheeks.
"Don't you want to cuddle?"
"Let me think, No! All you did was give me the worst blow job ever," Pansy/Peter is now zipping up his designer pants, posing as s/he zips up. Blowing a kiss as s/he finishes.
"Get out before; Or doI have to get Blaise in here to drag you out!" The girl runs crying from the bathroom as Mrs. Norris comes in. "You can't be any worse than A-Random-Ravenclaw-Whore. Come to Poppa."
"Do I look like, Some-Dick-Licking-Cat? She lives in the next castle over. Oh well, I'm hungry," (Crunch)
Screams that could make any male instantly sterile, come from inside the bathroom and Blaise, Pansy/Peter's look out comes to see what's wrong.
Pansy/Peter takes out his/her anger out on Blaise by casting a spell to give him boobs.
~*~*~*~*~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~ Flash Back Now Ends ~*~*~*~*~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~
Draco is holding his goodies and squeaking with fright. "Mrs. Norris bit your necessities off? I know you wanted her to lick your stuff, that's nasty, but she could have told Filtch she didn't have to," He stops in mid sentence to shake uncontrollably.
"I'm going to go get my tattoo, wait a minute, so that's why Blaise is sometimes a boy and sometimes a girl." (And that's the reason for Blaise's changing sex. Well my reason.)
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////
***Snape's Class Room***
Draco has just entered limping a little, and yelps as he sits down. Today Snape has on a thong and nipple tassels. They're green and silver and the thong lets everyone see Harry's face tattooed to his very blemished ass.
"Hey Snape check this out!" Draco pulls his pants down and shows Snape his tattoo.
"Who did it? It looks good even with the blood dripping down your ass," Snape takes his chance to grope Draco's ass.
"Let me see!" Harry comes in and grabs Draco's ass from Snape. Giving him a Draco sneer. "Look you spelled my name right! Unlike some person I know," We take a better look at Snape's ass *Shudders* and see Harry is spelled Hairy.
"Who wants to see my tattoo?" You hear a cricket somewhere. "It's on my ass," Half the school rushes in and starts groping Draco's ass. Harry magically makes some velvet ropes and charges a dollar to see THE AMAZING ASS!!! : Greatest ass on Earth.
"Hey I'm richer than I use to be!" Harry holds up giant cash wad. Draco clamps on to his arm as a gang of rabid gold diggers come running.
"I've already staked my claim! Back off bitches!" All the rabid gold diggers now settle back to their tables.
"I'll ignore that if in five minutes your in nothing but high heels and a smile on my bed."
"Okay I can do that!"
(In his mind) "I'm gonna get some ass! I'm gonna get some ass!" He bounces up and down twirling and doing high kicks.
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Thought I'd give ya'll a nice visual after that crap I posted last time.
Send me reviews NOW!!! Or face a horrible flesh eating death.
Love ya all! So does Jack my Chihuahua puppy muse!
I keep making dumb mistakes maybe I should re read my crap *Thinks for a second* NAWWW!!!
~ Renny ~