Ruby: (With an English accent) 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello I'm back with a new
chapta' again.
Emerald: Time to take your medicine Ruby.
Ruby: No way I got a hangover from those things last time and it's painful.
Emerald: Well you have to take them.
Ruby: Fine but do the disclaimer first.
Emerald: Fine, he doesn't own FF7 or any of the characters from it now take them Ruby....(Sees that Ruby isn't there) Ruby?
Ruby: (Five miles away) Whew got away but ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 5: Yuffie's secret finally revealed
We open in Yuffie's limo as she is about to tell Cloud her little secret even though most of you have already figured it out and if you haven't GOD YOUR DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: Well I've had a crush on you ever since you saved me back at Wutai.
Cloud: O_O Well you never showed it.
Yuffie: Well I wanted to look stronger than that so......(She trails off)
Cloud: Well you wouldn't look any weaker have you ever looked at Aeris and Tifa during our travels?
Yuffie: -_-; Good point.
Cloud: (Sounding nervous) O.k. well.....
(Yuffie dives on Cloud and gives him a passionate kiss which he fight back against actually he does nothing at all because he's so surprised)
Yuffie: (Getting off him) You didn't kiss back.
Cloud: (Coming out of his daze) Sorry but you caught me so off guard yeesh.
Yuffie: Well I couldn't help it you look so hot O_O oops.
Cloud: Oh so do you.
Yuffie: Thank you.
Cloud: Well it's true.
Yuffie: Well it's getting a little late you come over.
Cloud: (Raising an eyebrow) O.k.
Yuffie: and it deals nothing with us getting into bed together.
Cloud: Oh, oh well still I'd like to see your house.
Yuffie: O.k. then my place it is.
Chauffeur: We're there.
Yuffie: You figured we'd do that huh?
Chauffeur: Yup.
Cloud: O.k. well time to get off?
Yuffie: Yup let's go. (They get off and start walking up to her house) How do you like my yard? (Her yard is a HUGE jungle like place that even has monkeys)
Cloud: O_O Shit it's HUGE.
Yuffie: I know well how do you like?
Cloud: O_O Nice.
Yuffie: Hehe. (They get to her house and it was, well, HUGE)
Cloud: O_O Impressive.
Yuffie: Thank you. ^_^
(I'm going to skip this part just because I want to *yawn* end this chapter soon it's late and well I want to get some sleep and well so I'll just skip ahead to the next day to find Cloud walking home with his HAIR DOWN, scary isn't it, well then he sees Tifa)
Cloud: Hi Tifa. ^_^
Tifa: Cloud what's wrong with your hair?
Cloud: Nothing, Why?
Tifa: Well it's flat instead of spiked and you don't look insane right now.
Cloud: Hey don't insult me I don't care about my hair that much!
Tifa: Sorry but where were you last night?
Cloud: A friends.
(Ruby: It IS true.)
Tifa: What friend?
Cloud: None of your buisness.
Tifa: (In a VERY LOUD DEMANDING voice) WHO THE HELL DID YOU STAY WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: (Not even fazed) None of your buisness.
Tifa: O_O What the hell he didn't even flinch.
Cloud: Excuse me. (Walks past her and she attacks)
Ruby: It ends NOW o.k. ^_^
Emerald: *Sigh* He burned all the medicine we have and that stuff costs a lot of gil.
Ruby: (Evil laugh) Hehehe well here's a proposition for all you readers you review nicely I review your stories so review this story I review yours.
Emerald: You're desperate aren't you.
Ruby: Yes, now REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emerald: Time to take your medicine Ruby.
Ruby: No way I got a hangover from those things last time and it's painful.
Emerald: Well you have to take them.
Ruby: Fine but do the disclaimer first.
Emerald: Fine, he doesn't own FF7 or any of the characters from it now take them Ruby....(Sees that Ruby isn't there) Ruby?
Ruby: (Five miles away) Whew got away but ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 5: Yuffie's secret finally revealed
We open in Yuffie's limo as she is about to tell Cloud her little secret even though most of you have already figured it out and if you haven't GOD YOUR DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: Well I've had a crush on you ever since you saved me back at Wutai.
Cloud: O_O Well you never showed it.
Yuffie: Well I wanted to look stronger than that so......(She trails off)
Cloud: Well you wouldn't look any weaker have you ever looked at Aeris and Tifa during our travels?
Yuffie: -_-; Good point.
Cloud: (Sounding nervous) O.k. well.....
(Yuffie dives on Cloud and gives him a passionate kiss which he fight back against actually he does nothing at all because he's so surprised)
Yuffie: (Getting off him) You didn't kiss back.
Cloud: (Coming out of his daze) Sorry but you caught me so off guard yeesh.
Yuffie: Well I couldn't help it you look so hot O_O oops.
Cloud: Oh so do you.
Yuffie: Thank you.
Cloud: Well it's true.
Yuffie: Well it's getting a little late you come over.
Cloud: (Raising an eyebrow) O.k.
Yuffie: and it deals nothing with us getting into bed together.
Cloud: Oh, oh well still I'd like to see your house.
Yuffie: O.k. then my place it is.
Chauffeur: We're there.
Yuffie: You figured we'd do that huh?
Chauffeur: Yup.
Cloud: O.k. well time to get off?
Yuffie: Yup let's go. (They get off and start walking up to her house) How do you like my yard? (Her yard is a HUGE jungle like place that even has monkeys)
Cloud: O_O Shit it's HUGE.
Yuffie: I know well how do you like?
Cloud: O_O Nice.
Yuffie: Hehe. (They get to her house and it was, well, HUGE)
Cloud: O_O Impressive.
Yuffie: Thank you. ^_^
(I'm going to skip this part just because I want to *yawn* end this chapter soon it's late and well I want to get some sleep and well so I'll just skip ahead to the next day to find Cloud walking home with his HAIR DOWN, scary isn't it, well then he sees Tifa)
Cloud: Hi Tifa. ^_^
Tifa: Cloud what's wrong with your hair?
Cloud: Nothing, Why?
Tifa: Well it's flat instead of spiked and you don't look insane right now.
Cloud: Hey don't insult me I don't care about my hair that much!
Tifa: Sorry but where were you last night?
Cloud: A friends.
(Ruby: It IS true.)
Tifa: What friend?
Cloud: None of your buisness.
Tifa: (In a VERY LOUD DEMANDING voice) WHO THE HELL DID YOU STAY WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: (Not even fazed) None of your buisness.
Tifa: O_O What the hell he didn't even flinch.
Cloud: Excuse me. (Walks past her and she attacks)
Ruby: It ends NOW o.k. ^_^
Emerald: *Sigh* He burned all the medicine we have and that stuff costs a lot of gil.
Ruby: (Evil laugh) Hehehe well here's a proposition for all you readers you review nicely I review your stories so review this story I review yours.
Emerald: You're desperate aren't you.
Ruby: Yes, now REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!