Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has the name Harry Potter or J.K.
Rowling on their name stickers. I do own the three brats.
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Sorry it took awhile.
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REVIEWERS!!!
Jordans-hair-ish-my-branm: I am the master! Kidding. I'll get to the diaries as soon as I get more than ONE new review. Which is not likely. Well don't kill me! I have an idea for this story so . . . DON'T KILL ME!!! *Runs franticly*
OfTheWest: No, I just have a very weird little mind. It scares me sometimes too.
KuniMishima: Yes all hail me! Just what I need more ego! Thanks for your wonderful comment.
Kool K8: I really can't tell if this is a flame or a good review, because of the way my story is set it's kind of hard to distinguish.
Jordans-hair-ish-my-branm: Since you reviewed twice I'll mention you twice. You seemed to like my Author Note not many people do. Thanks for all the support, and don't kill Renny!
Brenna8: He he he. . . I'm warped. I knew that!
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In this edition of, The Day I Went Crazy and Wrote This, we learn how Draco got pregnant. Sorry about the format. . . again I have no time.
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Me: So Divy, just how the fuck did Draco get pregnant? I'm betting all our readers. . . all four of them. . . want to know how.
Divinity: Didn't you take sex education in school?
Me: No, I learned from the nasty magazines my dad buys, and besides two boys can't have a baby. Well at least not here they can't.
Divinity: We'll it all happened in chapter 7. . .
*********************************** (Time for a Flashback) ***********************************
Hey I'm richer than I use to be!" Harry holds up giant cash wad. Draco clamps on to his arm as a gang of rabid gold diggers come running.
"I've already staked my claim! Back off bitches!" All the rabid gold diggers now settle back to their tables.
"I'll ignore that if in five minutes you're in nothing but high heels and a smile on my bed."
"Okay I can do that!"
(In his mind) "I'm gonna get some ass! I'm gonna get some ass!" He bounces up and down twirling and doing high kicks.
Draco makes his way up to Harry's room and strips to nothing but his six inch, lime green stiletto heels, and waits patiently for Harry to arrive.
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After about four hours of non stop bump, grind, and *cough* splurge we enter Draco's belly.
At first it's kind of brown at first but once we leave the intestine I get kind of antsy and just bust through the rest of his organs that are in the way. Inside Draco's belly we see a corn hash sandwich and a little cat food. Then this weird white ball starts bouncing around.
Little Harry sperms start attacking it.
Harry Sperm 1: It's mine bitches!
Harry Sperm 2: Back off dumbass, he's gonna have a boy.
Harry Sperm 1: No a girl!
Harry Sperm 3: Shut up both of you!
Harry Sperm 1, 2, and 3 get thrown into the side of the ball by a stampede of pancakes from breakfast.
Harry Sperm 2: Help me! I'm melting!
Harry Sperm 1: You're not melting moron! We're all getting sucked into the ball. Great now I'm going to have two psychotic brothers. I wonder who put me through this torture.
*Author smiles sweetly*
Me: So you guys were incubated in a ball of sperm? Even though you were already sperm to begin with? That's kind of weird and sick even for me.
Divinity: Hey! You're the one that just thought it up.
Me: Good point. So like I said before, you guys were fighting over a pepperoni so all three of you came out at once? That had to hurt poor Draco.
Divinity: Have you ever had Pepperoni and Mushroom pizza?
Me: *Drools* Yes. . . it's the best.
Divinity: This was kinda short. You think we should give them some lemon?
Me: Half of them don't know what lemon is.
Divinity: I'm a day old and I know what it is.
Me: I'll try but, I've never gone into any detail so it might suck.
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Harry enters the room and sees Draco in nothing but his lime green heals.
"My, you are the little obedient one aren't you?" Harry strides over to the four poster and sits down gently at Draco's side. He slowly caresses the pail hairless chest of his companion.
"I'm very good at taking commands. Do you have any for me?"
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Divinity: You stopped there? God you're evil.
Me: Learned from the best, besides you're their daughter. I wasn't about to let you get a sneak peek at your parents bed time activities.
Divinity: What about you're adoring public?
Me: I can't do lemon, someone might find it on my computer, but if anyone wants to write it. I'll defiantly put it in the story. You know my e-mail address it's on my Author page. Write it and send it. I might put it in the story.
Divinity: Who would write it for you, Ms. Lazy?
Me: I dunno, but if they want to see lemon (sex scenes) they'll have to send it in. My brother uses this computer and I have a nasty habit of accidentally saving on the hard drive.
SEND IT IF YOU WANT. IF NOT NO LEMON WILL COME FROM ME.
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Sorry it took awhile.
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REVIEWERS!!!
Jordans-hair-ish-my-branm: I am the master! Kidding. I'll get to the diaries as soon as I get more than ONE new review. Which is not likely. Well don't kill me! I have an idea for this story so . . . DON'T KILL ME!!! *Runs franticly*
OfTheWest: No, I just have a very weird little mind. It scares me sometimes too.
KuniMishima: Yes all hail me! Just what I need more ego! Thanks for your wonderful comment.
Kool K8: I really can't tell if this is a flame or a good review, because of the way my story is set it's kind of hard to distinguish.
Jordans-hair-ish-my-branm: Since you reviewed twice I'll mention you twice. You seemed to like my Author Note not many people do. Thanks for all the support, and don't kill Renny!
Brenna8: He he he. . . I'm warped. I knew that!
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~*~
In this edition of, The Day I Went Crazy and Wrote This, we learn how Draco got pregnant. Sorry about the format. . . again I have no time.
~*~
~*~
Me: So Divy, just how the fuck did Draco get pregnant? I'm betting all our readers. . . all four of them. . . want to know how.
Divinity: Didn't you take sex education in school?
Me: No, I learned from the nasty magazines my dad buys, and besides two boys can't have a baby. Well at least not here they can't.
Divinity: We'll it all happened in chapter 7. . .
*********************************** (Time for a Flashback) ***********************************
Hey I'm richer than I use to be!" Harry holds up giant cash wad. Draco clamps on to his arm as a gang of rabid gold diggers come running.
"I've already staked my claim! Back off bitches!" All the rabid gold diggers now settle back to their tables.
"I'll ignore that if in five minutes you're in nothing but high heels and a smile on my bed."
"Okay I can do that!"
(In his mind) "I'm gonna get some ass! I'm gonna get some ass!" He bounces up and down twirling and doing high kicks.
Draco makes his way up to Harry's room and strips to nothing but his six inch, lime green stiletto heels, and waits patiently for Harry to arrive.
~*~
After about four hours of non stop bump, grind, and *cough* splurge we enter Draco's belly.
At first it's kind of brown at first but once we leave the intestine I get kind of antsy and just bust through the rest of his organs that are in the way. Inside Draco's belly we see a corn hash sandwich and a little cat food. Then this weird white ball starts bouncing around.
Little Harry sperms start attacking it.
Harry Sperm 1: It's mine bitches!
Harry Sperm 2: Back off dumbass, he's gonna have a boy.
Harry Sperm 1: No a girl!
Harry Sperm 3: Shut up both of you!
Harry Sperm 1, 2, and 3 get thrown into the side of the ball by a stampede of pancakes from breakfast.
Harry Sperm 2: Help me! I'm melting!
Harry Sperm 1: You're not melting moron! We're all getting sucked into the ball. Great now I'm going to have two psychotic brothers. I wonder who put me through this torture.
*Author smiles sweetly*
Me: So you guys were incubated in a ball of sperm? Even though you were already sperm to begin with? That's kind of weird and sick even for me.
Divinity: Hey! You're the one that just thought it up.
Me: Good point. So like I said before, you guys were fighting over a pepperoni so all three of you came out at once? That had to hurt poor Draco.
Divinity: Have you ever had Pepperoni and Mushroom pizza?
Me: *Drools* Yes. . . it's the best.
Divinity: This was kinda short. You think we should give them some lemon?
Me: Half of them don't know what lemon is.
Divinity: I'm a day old and I know what it is.
Me: I'll try but, I've never gone into any detail so it might suck.
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Harry enters the room and sees Draco in nothing but his lime green heals.
"My, you are the little obedient one aren't you?" Harry strides over to the four poster and sits down gently at Draco's side. He slowly caresses the pail hairless chest of his companion.
"I'm very good at taking commands. Do you have any for me?"
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Divinity: You stopped there? God you're evil.
Me: Learned from the best, besides you're their daughter. I wasn't about to let you get a sneak peek at your parents bed time activities.
Divinity: What about you're adoring public?
Me: I can't do lemon, someone might find it on my computer, but if anyone wants to write it. I'll defiantly put it in the story. You know my e-mail address it's on my Author page. Write it and send it. I might put it in the story.
Divinity: Who would write it for you, Ms. Lazy?
Me: I dunno, but if they want to see lemon (sex scenes) they'll have to send it in. My brother uses this computer and I have a nasty habit of accidentally saving on the hard drive.
SEND IT IF YOU WANT. IF NOT NO LEMON WILL COME FROM ME.