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Rating: R
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"I'm doomed," Lupin said, "Minerva is going to kill me, Severus?"
"Don't worry," Snape said dryly, "She will be to busy castrating me."
"That's nothing more than you deserve, how in the name of Merlin could you be so stupid to shag her?!"
Hermione turned her head and looked at the Werewolf; "Thank you, Professor," she said weakly, "You have just turned the most wonderful experience of my life into something filthy."
Lupin blushed, but didn't stop, he was still furious at Snape: "How could this happen?"
Severus looked at Hermione, she met his gaze, and murmured; Well, I was serving detention, and, er, it sort of just happened."
Remus was now almost purple in his face, "Just happened!" he spat, "Such things don't just happen! Unless you both happened to be naked during detention, and you accidentally fell on his dick!?"
Hermione just gaped at him, she had never heard Lupin be so angry or use such foul language.
Snape turned his face to Lupin, "If you ever insult Hermione that way again, You don't have to worry about Minerva killing you, you'll wish for it.." He threatened, and Remus backed away, muttering "sorry!"
Hermione looked at the two angry men, and suppressed a giggle; "Although I'm truly flattered, I think you're both a little late protecting my honour?"
They looked at each other, and turned to her, with a bit sheepish expression on their faces. "You're right," Severus nodded. "What is done, is done. The question next is what do we do now?"
Hermione stared at her feet, and didn't say anything. "I don't know." She whispered. "What were you planning to do?" Snape asked softly. "To keep it and not telling me? Don't you think I would've guessed it was mine?"
She still didn't meet his gaze, and he paled more than usual as he realised: "Merlin, Hermione! You were going to take it away, and not telling me?!"
Hermione nodded silently. "Yes, I planned that at first. I found the recipe to a potion in the restricted area. But it contained several ingredients that I didn't have. And I couldn't very well go and ask you, could I?"
Snape looked at her, and could prevent himself from sneering: "Why didn't you just break in and take it, it wouldn't have been the first time?"
Hermione shuddered, "I didn't dare. I was afraid of getting caught, because then I had to tell you. And I knew you would get mad at me, and I'm so sorry making a mess of everything!"
She started to cry. Severus knelt in front of her, embracing her and stroked her hair. "Hey, I'm not angry now, am I?"
"Ye-hes, You-ho are!" She sobbed in his arms.
"Hermione!" Severus patted her back, "I'm not angry, I'm upset, not because you're pregnant, but because you didn't tell me!"
"Do you really want to take it away?" he asked quietly.
"NO-O-HO!" She sobbed even more. "But I don't want you to loose your job, and I don't know how to finish school, and I don't want to push a baby you don't want on to you."
"Why do you think I don't want the baby?" he said, a bit puzzled.
She looked at him, "Well, the way you treat the first years doesn't exactly give the impression of you as a man loving children?"
"No, not until they reach puberty!" Remus replied, and startled them both, as they had forgotten he was there.
"Don't be rude!" The Potions master sneered. And turned back to Hermione who said more "And I thought that if you wanted children, you would probably have had them long ago!"
Severus sighed, "Hasn't it sprung into your mind that I haven't had the chance?"
"Why not?" Hermione asked, and again the werewolf interrupted them "Because nobody wanted to get near enough to the greasy git to conceive a baby before, that's why!"
"FUCK!" Severus swore and turned to Lupin, who stuttered as he backed away, "Sorry, I know, You've already done that."
"What's the matter with you?" the Potions Master barked at his colleague. "She's in trouble, I'm in trouble, and, Yes, you will probably also be in trouble when Minerva and Dumbledore find out, so will you please try to behave?!"
Lupin fell into a chair as he backed of from Snape. "I'm sorry" he said, "It just slipped off my tongue!"
He sighed and turned to Hermione, "So basically it comes down to that you want to keep the baby?" She nodded
"Why?" Lupin asked. "I'm not trying to make you take it away, but you ought to know why you want to keep the baby, because you'll have ha hard time forward of you, if you're keeping it." "She wont be going through it alone, you know." Severus said quietly.
Hermione sighed, "I think that the main reason I want to keep it, is that I don't know if I'll get another chance. My parent had to try for years to get me; I'm their only child. If I take this away, then I wont be able to forgive myself taking away the gift they straggled so hard to get."
"Right," said Remus his voice sounded strangely muffled. Then he asked Snape the same question: "Do you want to keep it, Severus?"
Severus didn't look at him, his eyes were fixed at Hermione: "She's right, it's a gift."
"Thank God!" Remus sighed, "Now I have fulfilled my duties as head of her house, when it comes to finding out what's wrong, and to make the father take his part of the responsibility! The next thing is worse then, for all of us."
"W-what?" Hermione stuttered.
"We have to inform Dumbledore, and McGonagall!", Lupin said.
Hermione swallowed, her throat suddenly felt dry as Sahara, and she could see Severus felt the same way. "Not only them" she coaxed, "my parents too."
{Great!} Severus said to himself, {now there is two more people who want to kill me! Voldemort will have to line up!}
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A/N: Sorry for the rude behaviour of Lupin, I don't know what has gotten into him..(Hm, maybe his jealous?).And again: YES I know my spelling is BAAAAAD,
***************** THE SIZE OF A MANS HANDS ********************
"I'm doomed," Lupin said, "Minerva is going to kill me, Severus?"
"Don't worry," Snape said dryly, "She will be to busy castrating me."
"That's nothing more than you deserve, how in the name of Merlin could you be so stupid to shag her?!"
Hermione turned her head and looked at the Werewolf; "Thank you, Professor," she said weakly, "You have just turned the most wonderful experience of my life into something filthy."
Lupin blushed, but didn't stop, he was still furious at Snape: "How could this happen?"
Severus looked at Hermione, she met his gaze, and murmured; Well, I was serving detention, and, er, it sort of just happened."
Remus was now almost purple in his face, "Just happened!" he spat, "Such things don't just happen! Unless you both happened to be naked during detention, and you accidentally fell on his dick!?"
Hermione just gaped at him, she had never heard Lupin be so angry or use such foul language.
Snape turned his face to Lupin, "If you ever insult Hermione that way again, You don't have to worry about Minerva killing you, you'll wish for it.." He threatened, and Remus backed away, muttering "sorry!"
Hermione looked at the two angry men, and suppressed a giggle; "Although I'm truly flattered, I think you're both a little late protecting my honour?"
They looked at each other, and turned to her, with a bit sheepish expression on their faces. "You're right," Severus nodded. "What is done, is done. The question next is what do we do now?"
Hermione stared at her feet, and didn't say anything. "I don't know." She whispered. "What were you planning to do?" Snape asked softly. "To keep it and not telling me? Don't you think I would've guessed it was mine?"
She still didn't meet his gaze, and he paled more than usual as he realised: "Merlin, Hermione! You were going to take it away, and not telling me?!"
Hermione nodded silently. "Yes, I planned that at first. I found the recipe to a potion in the restricted area. But it contained several ingredients that I didn't have. And I couldn't very well go and ask you, could I?"
Snape looked at her, and could prevent himself from sneering: "Why didn't you just break in and take it, it wouldn't have been the first time?"
Hermione shuddered, "I didn't dare. I was afraid of getting caught, because then I had to tell you. And I knew you would get mad at me, and I'm so sorry making a mess of everything!"
She started to cry. Severus knelt in front of her, embracing her and stroked her hair. "Hey, I'm not angry now, am I?"
"Ye-hes, You-ho are!" She sobbed in his arms.
"Hermione!" Severus patted her back, "I'm not angry, I'm upset, not because you're pregnant, but because you didn't tell me!"
"Do you really want to take it away?" he asked quietly.
"NO-O-HO!" She sobbed even more. "But I don't want you to loose your job, and I don't know how to finish school, and I don't want to push a baby you don't want on to you."
"Why do you think I don't want the baby?" he said, a bit puzzled.
She looked at him, "Well, the way you treat the first years doesn't exactly give the impression of you as a man loving children?"
"No, not until they reach puberty!" Remus replied, and startled them both, as they had forgotten he was there.
"Don't be rude!" The Potions master sneered. And turned back to Hermione who said more "And I thought that if you wanted children, you would probably have had them long ago!"
Severus sighed, "Hasn't it sprung into your mind that I haven't had the chance?"
"Why not?" Hermione asked, and again the werewolf interrupted them "Because nobody wanted to get near enough to the greasy git to conceive a baby before, that's why!"
"FUCK!" Severus swore and turned to Lupin, who stuttered as he backed away, "Sorry, I know, You've already done that."
"What's the matter with you?" the Potions Master barked at his colleague. "She's in trouble, I'm in trouble, and, Yes, you will probably also be in trouble when Minerva and Dumbledore find out, so will you please try to behave?!"
Lupin fell into a chair as he backed of from Snape. "I'm sorry" he said, "It just slipped off my tongue!"
He sighed and turned to Hermione, "So basically it comes down to that you want to keep the baby?" She nodded
"Why?" Lupin asked. "I'm not trying to make you take it away, but you ought to know why you want to keep the baby, because you'll have ha hard time forward of you, if you're keeping it." "She wont be going through it alone, you know." Severus said quietly.
Hermione sighed, "I think that the main reason I want to keep it, is that I don't know if I'll get another chance. My parent had to try for years to get me; I'm their only child. If I take this away, then I wont be able to forgive myself taking away the gift they straggled so hard to get."
"Right," said Remus his voice sounded strangely muffled. Then he asked Snape the same question: "Do you want to keep it, Severus?"
Severus didn't look at him, his eyes were fixed at Hermione: "She's right, it's a gift."
"Thank God!" Remus sighed, "Now I have fulfilled my duties as head of her house, when it comes to finding out what's wrong, and to make the father take his part of the responsibility! The next thing is worse then, for all of us."
"W-what?" Hermione stuttered.
"We have to inform Dumbledore, and McGonagall!", Lupin said.
Hermione swallowed, her throat suddenly felt dry as Sahara, and she could see Severus felt the same way. "Not only them" she coaxed, "my parents too."
{Great!} Severus said to himself, {now there is two more people who want to kill me! Voldemort will have to line up!}
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A/N: Sorry for the rude behaviour of Lupin, I don't know what has gotten into him..(Hm, maybe his jealous?).And again: YES I know my spelling is BAAAAAD,