Author: Anikathepen (with help from Bannonluke)
Title: The WWE murder mystery
Summary: 30 superstars are stuck in a house and there is a murderer on the loose! Will they catch him/her or will they all be murdered. It's up to Detectives Anikathepen and Bannonluke to investigate!
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Outside the haunted Mansion
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(The WWE bus is travelling towards the MCI centre when it suddenly and mysteriously breaks down! It is raining and there is thunder and lightening.)
Vince: Damn it stupid lump of-
Stephanie: Help Help! What's going on?
Shane: Calm down, nothing major, we've just broken down.
Stephanie: WHAT! I had an appointment with my beautician! I'll be late!
Y2J: You have a BEAUTICIAN! Heh heh, I'd fire 'em if I were you Steph!
(Steph slaps him)
Y2J: OWWWWWWWWW!
Vince: QUIET!
(Angry muttering)
Vince: SILENCE!
(Silence)
Shane: LOOK! There's a house!
Stephanie: Maybe we can ask for help.
Vince: I'm Vince McMahon Dammit! I will not ask for help from ANYBODY!
(RVD walks forward.)
RVD: Hey dudes! Somethin's up wit da truck.
Vince: It's a COACH asshole!
RVD: Man, chill! (Does thumb gimmick) everything's cool when you're RVD
Shane: Well I'm not.
RVD: cool?
Shane: I'm not RVD!
RVD: Dude what've you been smoking? Of course YOU'RE not RVD, I'm RVD!
Shane: I know! I'm not RVD! OK!
RVD: No dude, I'm not O-K I'm R-V-D!
Shane: Whatever!
RVD: You've DEFINITELY been smoking something'.
Raven: Someone's smoking something? Can I have some?
Both: NO!
(Jeff Hardy reaches over the back of Vince's seat and taps him on the shoulder)
Jeff: Er, Vince? Why don't we go ask whoever lives in that mansion over there if we can use their phone?
Vince: I was just about to suggest that!
Matt: Sure you were!
Vince: I'm Vince McMahon Dammit!
All: WE KNOW!
Shane: Let's just go!
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Outside front door
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Doorbell: RING!
(Long pause)
Doorbell: RING!!!
(Even longer pause)
Doorbell: RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
(Very long pause)
Molly: I don't think that anybody's there!
(Door slowly swings open)
Raven: You were saying?
(They all walk in)
Edge: Oooooh Posh!
Kurt: Let's see if the have a kitchen, I NEED MY MILK!
Edge: Milk?
Kurt: The white stuff!
Christian: The right stuff? Who's got the right stuff?
Edge: Well not you for a start!
Kurt: WHITE!
Edge: Of course I'm right!
Kurt: I- oh never mind!
(Vince stands on stairs and starts yelling)
Vince: hey! Hey! HEY! All of you! Listen to me!
Shane: (through megaphone) HEY ALL OF YOU!
(Everyone looks at him)
Vince: (sulking) Why does everyone listen to him I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT!
All: WE KNOW!
Shane: OK! It looks like this place is deserted so let's go upstairs and find somewhere to sleep.
(Everyone agrees, they go upstairs)
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That night
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X-PAC: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
(Everyone runs into the room)
Molly: MURDER! HELP! X-pac has been murdered.
Edge: CALL THE POLICE!
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The next morning
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Detective Harriet: Well it looks like he's dead!
Detective Luke: Yeah, well, we knew that!
Detective Harriet: I'm not sure I like your attitude!
Detective Luke: Nothing you can do sweetie! I'm your boss!
(Anikathepen: (at her computer) Bannonluke my Boss? Where the hell did that come from?
Bannonluke: (at his computer) Mwahahahahahahahaha!)
Detective Harriet: If you call me sweetie I'll hit you!
Detective Luke: Then I'll fire you.
Detective Harriet: Damn!
Vince: Have you reached a verdict inspector?
Detective Harriet: Someone has killed X-pac!
Detective Luke: What a pro!
Detective Harriet: Shut up!
Shane: do we know WHO killed him?
Detective Luke: No, but you're all under house arrest until we find out!
All: WHAT!
Detective Luke: Sorry!
Vince: You mean we are stuck in a house with a murderer, not allowed to leave until you catch the murderer? How long will that be?
Detective Luke: Well we usually catch serial killers after their tenth consecutive victim!
All: WHAT!
Detective Luke: Well, which room is my room then?
Shane: You're staying here?
Detective Harriet: YAY!
Detective Luke: Just until we catch the murderer, a matter of months!
All: MONTHS!
Detective Harriet: (to Detective Luke) let's go unpack!
A/N heh heh! A murderer on the loose, house arrest, and now the world's most annoying inspectors come to stay! What do I say! Torturing innocent fanfic characters kicks ass!
Title: The WWE murder mystery
Summary: 30 superstars are stuck in a house and there is a murderer on the loose! Will they catch him/her or will they all be murdered. It's up to Detectives Anikathepen and Bannonluke to investigate!
******************
Outside the haunted Mansion
******************
(The WWE bus is travelling towards the MCI centre when it suddenly and mysteriously breaks down! It is raining and there is thunder and lightening.)
Vince: Damn it stupid lump of-
Stephanie: Help Help! What's going on?
Shane: Calm down, nothing major, we've just broken down.
Stephanie: WHAT! I had an appointment with my beautician! I'll be late!
Y2J: You have a BEAUTICIAN! Heh heh, I'd fire 'em if I were you Steph!
(Steph slaps him)
Y2J: OWWWWWWWWW!
Vince: QUIET!
(Angry muttering)
Vince: SILENCE!
(Silence)
Shane: LOOK! There's a house!
Stephanie: Maybe we can ask for help.
Vince: I'm Vince McMahon Dammit! I will not ask for help from ANYBODY!
(RVD walks forward.)
RVD: Hey dudes! Somethin's up wit da truck.
Vince: It's a COACH asshole!
RVD: Man, chill! (Does thumb gimmick) everything's cool when you're RVD
Shane: Well I'm not.
RVD: cool?
Shane: I'm not RVD!
RVD: Dude what've you been smoking? Of course YOU'RE not RVD, I'm RVD!
Shane: I know! I'm not RVD! OK!
RVD: No dude, I'm not O-K I'm R-V-D!
Shane: Whatever!
RVD: You've DEFINITELY been smoking something'.
Raven: Someone's smoking something? Can I have some?
Both: NO!
(Jeff Hardy reaches over the back of Vince's seat and taps him on the shoulder)
Jeff: Er, Vince? Why don't we go ask whoever lives in that mansion over there if we can use their phone?
Vince: I was just about to suggest that!
Matt: Sure you were!
Vince: I'm Vince McMahon Dammit!
All: WE KNOW!
Shane: Let's just go!
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Outside front door
*******************
Doorbell: RING!
(Long pause)
Doorbell: RING!!!
(Even longer pause)
Doorbell: RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
(Very long pause)
Molly: I don't think that anybody's there!
(Door slowly swings open)
Raven: You were saying?
(They all walk in)
Edge: Oooooh Posh!
Kurt: Let's see if the have a kitchen, I NEED MY MILK!
Edge: Milk?
Kurt: The white stuff!
Christian: The right stuff? Who's got the right stuff?
Edge: Well not you for a start!
Kurt: WHITE!
Edge: Of course I'm right!
Kurt: I- oh never mind!
(Vince stands on stairs and starts yelling)
Vince: hey! Hey! HEY! All of you! Listen to me!
Shane: (through megaphone) HEY ALL OF YOU!
(Everyone looks at him)
Vince: (sulking) Why does everyone listen to him I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT!
All: WE KNOW!
Shane: OK! It looks like this place is deserted so let's go upstairs and find somewhere to sleep.
(Everyone agrees, they go upstairs)
*********************
That night
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X-PAC: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
(Everyone runs into the room)
Molly: MURDER! HELP! X-pac has been murdered.
Edge: CALL THE POLICE!
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The next morning
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Detective Harriet: Well it looks like he's dead!
Detective Luke: Yeah, well, we knew that!
Detective Harriet: I'm not sure I like your attitude!
Detective Luke: Nothing you can do sweetie! I'm your boss!
(Anikathepen: (at her computer) Bannonluke my Boss? Where the hell did that come from?
Bannonluke: (at his computer) Mwahahahahahahahaha!)
Detective Harriet: If you call me sweetie I'll hit you!
Detective Luke: Then I'll fire you.
Detective Harriet: Damn!
Vince: Have you reached a verdict inspector?
Detective Harriet: Someone has killed X-pac!
Detective Luke: What a pro!
Detective Harriet: Shut up!
Shane: do we know WHO killed him?
Detective Luke: No, but you're all under house arrest until we find out!
All: WHAT!
Detective Luke: Sorry!
Vince: You mean we are stuck in a house with a murderer, not allowed to leave until you catch the murderer? How long will that be?
Detective Luke: Well we usually catch serial killers after their tenth consecutive victim!
All: WHAT!
Detective Luke: Well, which room is my room then?
Shane: You're staying here?
Detective Harriet: YAY!
Detective Luke: Just until we catch the murderer, a matter of months!
All: MONTHS!
Detective Harriet: (to Detective Luke) let's go unpack!
A/N heh heh! A murderer on the loose, house arrest, and now the world's most annoying inspectors come to stay! What do I say! Torturing innocent fanfic characters kicks ass!