Author's note: God help me! I have way too many fics on the go here and I
don't know which ones to update! I won't post any new ones until I have at
least 3 more fics finished Ok! Thanks to everyone who reviewed the first
chapter and thanks to Bannonluke for planning this fic with me.
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In The Big bedroom (where about ten of the men are sleeping)
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Vince: (mumbling) Why do I have to share a room! I'm Vince McMahon Dammit!
(No one answers, there is only snoring)
Vince: (to himself) I'm probably sharing a room with the damn murderer, I could be next! I won't stand for this. (Shouting) I'm VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT!
(Everyone else wakes up)
Rock: What in the blue HELL is going on!
Shane: Who was yelling?
(Vince looks guilty)
Christian: Dammit I was having a good dream!
Edge: Wow! Did you dream you got a decent gimmick and ring attire?
Christian: Shut up Blunt!
Edge: Shut up Moron!
(They fight)
Christian: OWWWWWW!!!
(A whole group of people burst in from next door)
Maven: Oh My God! Edge is trying to murder Christian!
Chris Nowinski: He must be the murderer!
(They grab Edge)
Edge: Hey wait! I wasn't trying to kill him! What are you DOING!
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Detective Harriet's room (she got her own room hahahahahahaha)
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Detective Harriet: Wow! It look's like we've caught the murderer. AW! I was enjoying my holiday! I'd better go find that other guy.
Maven: Detective Luke?
Detective Harriet: (annoyed) YES! The annoying guy who docked my pay when I wouldn't share my popcorn with him!
Nowinski: YOU HAD POPCORN?!
Detective Harriet: (Nervously) Yes..
Maven: GIMME!!!
(Note: The wrestlers haven't eaten in 24 hours)
Detective Harriet: (snatches up popcorn bag) HELP!!!!!!!
(Knock on the Door)
Detective Luke: (Walking in) What's going on in here? (spots popcorn bag and grabs it) MINE!
Detective Harriet: HEY!!!
Maven: How come you lot get popcorn and we don't!
Detective Luke: Because we're wonderful! (to himself) Plus we are the authors of this fic and can have as much popcorn as we like.
Edge: (confused) What's a fic?
Maven: Authors?
Edge: What does that mean Chris?
Nowinski: Um..
Maven: YEAH! The Harvard graduate will tell us!
Nowinski: er..
Edge: Tell us!
Nowinski: (breaks down in tears) I'M NOT A HAVARD GRADUATE! I USED TO BE TOILET CLEANER THERE! THAT'S HOW I GOT THE JACKET AND THE RING! WAAAAAAAAAH!
Detective Harriet: I didn't know Chris Nowinski was a toilet cleaner!
(Bannonluke: At his computer, HA HA HA! Take THAT Jerkinski!)
Detective Luke: So what WAS going on in here?
Detective Harriet: We've caught the murderer!
Detective Luke: Already! Oh well let's go home. (turns to leave) Bye everyone!
Maven: Don't you even want to know who it is?
Detective Luke: Huh? Oh yes! Who is it?
Detective Harriet: Edge.
Detective Luke: OK, Edge is under arrest then.
Detective Harriet: Shouldn't we question him first?
Detective Luke: You can, I'm off to find more popcorn!
(he leaves)
Detective Harriet: Well Edge, I'm charging you with murder of,
???: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(They all rush off towards the screaming)
Edge: Triple H is dead!
Detective Harriet: EDGE! How could you! Wait a minute, you were right here the whole time, you couldn't have murdered him. YOU'RE NOT THE MURDERER!
Edge: I've been telling you that all night!
Maven: That's two murder victims, you'll catch the murderer soon right.
Detective Harriet: In about eight victims time probably.
Nowinski: Probably?
Detective Harriet: Well, sometimes it takes . . . longer.
Maven: Longer?
Detective Harriet: But we've never had one that's gotten away with murdering 50 before. One got close though, with 47 victims over 4 months.
(Chris Nowinski faints in terror)
Detective Luke: (enters) Hey guys, what's with the screaming?
Maven: There's been another murder! Where were you.
Detective Luke: Kitchen. Guess what?
All: WHAT?
Detective Luke: They have a years supply of popcorn in the fridge!
All: YAY!
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Author's note: feedback please! Anyone who correctly guesses who the murderer is gets a Gold star and a place on the Winner's list at the end. (Bannonluke, you are NOT allowed to submit a guess!)
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In The Big bedroom (where about ten of the men are sleeping)
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Vince: (mumbling) Why do I have to share a room! I'm Vince McMahon Dammit!
(No one answers, there is only snoring)
Vince: (to himself) I'm probably sharing a room with the damn murderer, I could be next! I won't stand for this. (Shouting) I'm VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT!
(Everyone else wakes up)
Rock: What in the blue HELL is going on!
Shane: Who was yelling?
(Vince looks guilty)
Christian: Dammit I was having a good dream!
Edge: Wow! Did you dream you got a decent gimmick and ring attire?
Christian: Shut up Blunt!
Edge: Shut up Moron!
(They fight)
Christian: OWWWWWW!!!
(A whole group of people burst in from next door)
Maven: Oh My God! Edge is trying to murder Christian!
Chris Nowinski: He must be the murderer!
(They grab Edge)
Edge: Hey wait! I wasn't trying to kill him! What are you DOING!
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Detective Harriet's room (she got her own room hahahahahahaha)
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Detective Harriet: Wow! It look's like we've caught the murderer. AW! I was enjoying my holiday! I'd better go find that other guy.
Maven: Detective Luke?
Detective Harriet: (annoyed) YES! The annoying guy who docked my pay when I wouldn't share my popcorn with him!
Nowinski: YOU HAD POPCORN?!
Detective Harriet: (Nervously) Yes..
Maven: GIMME!!!
(Note: The wrestlers haven't eaten in 24 hours)
Detective Harriet: (snatches up popcorn bag) HELP!!!!!!!
(Knock on the Door)
Detective Luke: (Walking in) What's going on in here? (spots popcorn bag and grabs it) MINE!
Detective Harriet: HEY!!!
Maven: How come you lot get popcorn and we don't!
Detective Luke: Because we're wonderful! (to himself) Plus we are the authors of this fic and can have as much popcorn as we like.
Edge: (confused) What's a fic?
Maven: Authors?
Edge: What does that mean Chris?
Nowinski: Um..
Maven: YEAH! The Harvard graduate will tell us!
Nowinski: er..
Edge: Tell us!
Nowinski: (breaks down in tears) I'M NOT A HAVARD GRADUATE! I USED TO BE TOILET CLEANER THERE! THAT'S HOW I GOT THE JACKET AND THE RING! WAAAAAAAAAH!
Detective Harriet: I didn't know Chris Nowinski was a toilet cleaner!
(Bannonluke: At his computer, HA HA HA! Take THAT Jerkinski!)
Detective Luke: So what WAS going on in here?
Detective Harriet: We've caught the murderer!
Detective Luke: Already! Oh well let's go home. (turns to leave) Bye everyone!
Maven: Don't you even want to know who it is?
Detective Luke: Huh? Oh yes! Who is it?
Detective Harriet: Edge.
Detective Luke: OK, Edge is under arrest then.
Detective Harriet: Shouldn't we question him first?
Detective Luke: You can, I'm off to find more popcorn!
(he leaves)
Detective Harriet: Well Edge, I'm charging you with murder of,
???: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(They all rush off towards the screaming)
Edge: Triple H is dead!
Detective Harriet: EDGE! How could you! Wait a minute, you were right here the whole time, you couldn't have murdered him. YOU'RE NOT THE MURDERER!
Edge: I've been telling you that all night!
Maven: That's two murder victims, you'll catch the murderer soon right.
Detective Harriet: In about eight victims time probably.
Nowinski: Probably?
Detective Harriet: Well, sometimes it takes . . . longer.
Maven: Longer?
Detective Harriet: But we've never had one that's gotten away with murdering 50 before. One got close though, with 47 victims over 4 months.
(Chris Nowinski faints in terror)
Detective Luke: (enters) Hey guys, what's with the screaming?
Maven: There's been another murder! Where were you.
Detective Luke: Kitchen. Guess what?
All: WHAT?
Detective Luke: They have a years supply of popcorn in the fridge!
All: YAY!
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Author's note: feedback please! Anyone who correctly guesses who the murderer is gets a Gold star and a place on the Winner's list at the end. (Bannonluke, you are NOT allowed to submit a guess!)