Author's note: Hello everyone! Today is a Happy, Happy, HAPPY, day! I don't know why, it just is. Hello to Jeff's favourite skittle, my faithful reviewer waves and hello to everyone else who reviews my stories. (For all non-British people a Bog is a toilet)

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In the Kitchen

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Detective Harriet: (Dazed) Popcorn . . . so much . . . Popcorn!

Detective Luke: (manic) popcorn, Popcorn, POPCORN!

Nowinski: Popcorn is bad for your health, we should find some nice sprouts instead.

Detective Luke: Shut up Bog man.

All: Bog man?

Detective Luke: Yes, Nowinski is a . . .

Nowinski: (Grabs kitchen knife) menacingly Say it! I dare ya!

Detective Luke: Ok then, Nowinski's a . . .

Nowinski: NOOOO!

Detective Luke: But you dared me to say it, I have to!

Nowinski: (sighs and drops knife) I didn't mean it?

Molly: Then why did you say it?

(Detective Luke notices at Molly and stares, transfixed.)

Detective Luke: (Seductivly) Why hello there! I'm Luke, I'm a detective, I'm also single! You?

Molly: (A little frightened) H-hi I-I-'m

Detective Luke: Available? Please say available?

Molly: (Confused) Available???

Detective Luke: AVAILABLE! HALLELUJAH!!!!

(Detective Harriet slaps him)

Detective Harriet: Get a hold on yourself!!!

(Looks down.)

Detective Harriet: And a cold shower, God!

Molly: Don't shout at him! You'll hurt his feelings!

(Detective Harriet looks confused and then Laughs.)

Molly: What?

Detective Harriet: Hahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

Molly: What?

Detective Harriet: Hahahahahahahahahaha

Molly: WHAT!!!!

Detective Harriet: (Stops laughing abruptly) Nothing.

Molly: Did she hurt your feelings Lukey darling?

Detective Luke: Um. . . yes!

(Molly Hugs him, Oh my poor darling!)

Detective Harriet: (Pretends to vomit) oh, please!

Molly: (to Luke) Don't Worry about her,

Detective Harriet: Come on, let's go.

(She walks to the door, realises Luke isn't with her, walks back, prises him away from Molly and drags him through the door.)

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Bannonluke: (at his computer) HEY!!!

Anikathepen: (At her computer) Ha ha ha!

Bannonluke: We'll just see about that!

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(Detective Harriet suddenly realises Luke is not behind her and turns to see him and Molly Making out in a corner.)

Detective Harriet: How the hell did THAT happen?

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Christian: Edge?

Edge: Snore.

Christian: Edge?

Edge: Snore.

Christian: EDGE!

Edge: Huh? What?

Christian: (Hugs teddy bear) I had a nightmare!

Edge: Christian!

Christian: Can you give me a hug? Please?

Edge: (Checks to make sure no-one else is awake) Ok then.

(they hug)

Edge: Now go back to bed.

Christian: My bed will give me nightmares though!

Edge: Christian! I thought you outgrew this when you were eight!

Christian: Can I come in with you? Please?

Edge: Sighs Ok then.

(They snuggle up together)

Edge: I still don't like you ya know!

Christian: That's fine, I don't like you either.

Edge: Night Night

Christian: Snore.

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Kurt: (Sleep-talking) mmmm, Milk. . . it's got calcium . . . it's so white and creamy . . .

Y2J: Kurt, Would you PLEASE shut the hell up!

Kurt: Huh?

Y2J: You were talking.

Kurt: Oh, sorry.

Y2J: Night Night

Kurt: (sleep-talking) mmm. . . Stephanie . . .

Y2J: Stephanie? MY Stephanie! (Hits Kurt) MY STEPHANIE!!!

Kurt: What?

Y2J: (Embarrassed) Nothing!

(They both go to sleep)

Shane: (muttering) Stephanie eh? Wait until daddy hears about this! (Laughs evilly)

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Detective Harriet: (Sulking) Luke gets a girlfriend and I get a serial killer case to solve! This is SO unfair!

???: ARGH!!!

Detective Harriet: Oh great, here I am trying to mope and people insist on screaming. (Pauses) Screaming! Murder!

(She runs off towards the screaming, she opens a door to find Stephanie standing on a chair screaming)

Detective Harriet: What's going on?

Stephanie: (Wailing) There was a SPIDER!!!

Detective Harriet: (Sigh) I thought that you'd been murdered, But you haven't!

Stephanie: Well there's no need to sound so disappointed about it!

???: ARGH!

Detective Harriet: Maybe someone HAS been murdered this time.

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Batista: Christian has been murdered!

Randy: No he hasn't, there's no body.

Batista: The murderer must have kidnapped him!

Randy: There's a kidnapper as well!

Detective Luke: (enters room with Molly hanging off his arm) What's going on?

Batista: Christian has been kidnapped!

Molly: (not really caring) I'm sure he's fine, send out a search party, Luke and I can go and check some places. Like a broom closet . . .(winks)

Detective Luke: Ok.

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Anikathepen: HOLD IT!!!

Bannonluke: What?

Anikathepen: Molly is innocent and sweet! She doesn't drag men into broom closets!

Bannonluke: Spoilsport

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Rewind 2 mins

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Batista: Christian has been murdered!

Randy: No he hasn't, there's no body.

Batista: The murderer must have kidnapped him!

Randy: There's a kidnapper as well!

Detective Luke: (enters room with Molly hanging off his arm) What's going on?

Batista: Christian has been kidnapped!

Molly: OH No poor Christian, you'll save him won't you Lukey!

Detective Luke: Er. . . Ok.

Molly: Oh My Hero!!!

(Luke grins smugley)

Detective Luke: Ok I'll go find Christian. You guys wait here.

???: (from upstairs) ARGH! HELP!!!

Detective Luke: Oh No not again!

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Author's note: Has there been another murder? Will they catch the killer? Send in your guesses, one per chapter. Thanks for reading!