Author's note: Hello everyone! Today is a Happy, Happy, HAPPY, day! I don't
know why, it just is. Hello to Jeff's favourite skittle, my faithful
reviewer waves and hello to everyone else who reviews my stories. (For all
non-British people a Bog is a toilet)
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In the Kitchen
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Detective Harriet: (Dazed) Popcorn . . . so much . . . Popcorn!
Detective Luke: (manic) popcorn, Popcorn, POPCORN!
Nowinski: Popcorn is bad for your health, we should find some nice sprouts instead.
Detective Luke: Shut up Bog man.
All: Bog man?
Detective Luke: Yes, Nowinski is a . . .
Nowinski: (Grabs kitchen knife) menacingly Say it! I dare ya!
Detective Luke: Ok then, Nowinski's a . . .
Nowinski: NOOOO!
Detective Luke: But you dared me to say it, I have to!
Nowinski: (sighs and drops knife) I didn't mean it?
Molly: Then why did you say it?
(Detective Luke notices at Molly and stares, transfixed.)
Detective Luke: (Seductivly) Why hello there! I'm Luke, I'm a detective, I'm also single! You?
Molly: (A little frightened) H-hi I-I-'m
Detective Luke: Available? Please say available?
Molly: (Confused) Available???
Detective Luke: AVAILABLE! HALLELUJAH!!!!
(Detective Harriet slaps him)
Detective Harriet: Get a hold on yourself!!!
(Looks down.)
Detective Harriet: And a cold shower, God!
Molly: Don't shout at him! You'll hurt his feelings!
(Detective Harriet looks confused and then Laughs.)
Molly: What?
Detective Harriet: Hahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha
Molly: What?
Detective Harriet: Hahahahahahahahahaha
Molly: WHAT!!!!
Detective Harriet: (Stops laughing abruptly) Nothing.
Molly: Did she hurt your feelings Lukey darling?
Detective Luke: Um. . . yes!
(Molly Hugs him, Oh my poor darling!)
Detective Harriet: (Pretends to vomit) oh, please!
Molly: (to Luke) Don't Worry about her,
Detective Harriet: Come on, let's go.
(She walks to the door, realises Luke isn't with her, walks back, prises him away from Molly and drags him through the door.)
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Bannonluke: (at his computer) HEY!!!
Anikathepen: (At her computer) Ha ha ha!
Bannonluke: We'll just see about that!
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(Detective Harriet suddenly realises Luke is not behind her and turns to see him and Molly Making out in a corner.)
Detective Harriet: How the hell did THAT happen?
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Christian: Edge?
Edge: Snore.
Christian: Edge?
Edge: Snore.
Christian: EDGE!
Edge: Huh? What?
Christian: (Hugs teddy bear) I had a nightmare!
Edge: Christian!
Christian: Can you give me a hug? Please?
Edge: (Checks to make sure no-one else is awake) Ok then.
(they hug)
Edge: Now go back to bed.
Christian: My bed will give me nightmares though!
Edge: Christian! I thought you outgrew this when you were eight!
Christian: Can I come in with you? Please?
Edge: Sighs Ok then.
(They snuggle up together)
Edge: I still don't like you ya know!
Christian: That's fine, I don't like you either.
Edge: Night Night
Christian: Snore.
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Kurt: (Sleep-talking) mmmm, Milk. . . it's got calcium . . . it's so white and creamy . . .
Y2J: Kurt, Would you PLEASE shut the hell up!
Kurt: Huh?
Y2J: You were talking.
Kurt: Oh, sorry.
Y2J: Night Night
Kurt: (sleep-talking) mmm. . . Stephanie . . .
Y2J: Stephanie? MY Stephanie! (Hits Kurt) MY STEPHANIE!!!
Kurt: What?
Y2J: (Embarrassed) Nothing!
(They both go to sleep)
Shane: (muttering) Stephanie eh? Wait until daddy hears about this! (Laughs evilly)
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Detective Harriet: (Sulking) Luke gets a girlfriend and I get a serial killer case to solve! This is SO unfair!
???: ARGH!!!
Detective Harriet: Oh great, here I am trying to mope and people insist on screaming. (Pauses) Screaming! Murder!
(She runs off towards the screaming, she opens a door to find Stephanie standing on a chair screaming)
Detective Harriet: What's going on?
Stephanie: (Wailing) There was a SPIDER!!!
Detective Harriet: (Sigh) I thought that you'd been murdered, But you haven't!
Stephanie: Well there's no need to sound so disappointed about it!
???: ARGH!
Detective Harriet: Maybe someone HAS been murdered this time.
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Batista: Christian has been murdered!
Randy: No he hasn't, there's no body.
Batista: The murderer must have kidnapped him!
Randy: There's a kidnapper as well!
Detective Luke: (enters room with Molly hanging off his arm) What's going on?
Batista: Christian has been kidnapped!
Molly: (not really caring) I'm sure he's fine, send out a search party, Luke and I can go and check some places. Like a broom closet . . .(winks)
Detective Luke: Ok.
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Anikathepen: HOLD IT!!!
Bannonluke: What?
Anikathepen: Molly is innocent and sweet! She doesn't drag men into broom closets!
Bannonluke: Spoilsport
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Rewind 2 mins
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Batista: Christian has been murdered!
Randy: No he hasn't, there's no body.
Batista: The murderer must have kidnapped him!
Randy: There's a kidnapper as well!
Detective Luke: (enters room with Molly hanging off his arm) What's going on?
Batista: Christian has been kidnapped!
Molly: OH No poor Christian, you'll save him won't you Lukey!
Detective Luke: Er. . . Ok.
Molly: Oh My Hero!!!
(Luke grins smugley)
Detective Luke: Ok I'll go find Christian. You guys wait here.
???: (from upstairs) ARGH! HELP!!!
Detective Luke: Oh No not again!
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Author's note: Has there been another murder? Will they catch the killer? Send in your guesses, one per chapter. Thanks for reading!
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In the Kitchen
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Detective Harriet: (Dazed) Popcorn . . . so much . . . Popcorn!
Detective Luke: (manic) popcorn, Popcorn, POPCORN!
Nowinski: Popcorn is bad for your health, we should find some nice sprouts instead.
Detective Luke: Shut up Bog man.
All: Bog man?
Detective Luke: Yes, Nowinski is a . . .
Nowinski: (Grabs kitchen knife) menacingly Say it! I dare ya!
Detective Luke: Ok then, Nowinski's a . . .
Nowinski: NOOOO!
Detective Luke: But you dared me to say it, I have to!
Nowinski: (sighs and drops knife) I didn't mean it?
Molly: Then why did you say it?
(Detective Luke notices at Molly and stares, transfixed.)
Detective Luke: (Seductivly) Why hello there! I'm Luke, I'm a detective, I'm also single! You?
Molly: (A little frightened) H-hi I-I-'m
Detective Luke: Available? Please say available?
Molly: (Confused) Available???
Detective Luke: AVAILABLE! HALLELUJAH!!!!
(Detective Harriet slaps him)
Detective Harriet: Get a hold on yourself!!!
(Looks down.)
Detective Harriet: And a cold shower, God!
Molly: Don't shout at him! You'll hurt his feelings!
(Detective Harriet looks confused and then Laughs.)
Molly: What?
Detective Harriet: Hahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha
Molly: What?
Detective Harriet: Hahahahahahahahahaha
Molly: WHAT!!!!
Detective Harriet: (Stops laughing abruptly) Nothing.
Molly: Did she hurt your feelings Lukey darling?
Detective Luke: Um. . . yes!
(Molly Hugs him, Oh my poor darling!)
Detective Harriet: (Pretends to vomit) oh, please!
Molly: (to Luke) Don't Worry about her,
Detective Harriet: Come on, let's go.
(She walks to the door, realises Luke isn't with her, walks back, prises him away from Molly and drags him through the door.)
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Bannonluke: (at his computer) HEY!!!
Anikathepen: (At her computer) Ha ha ha!
Bannonluke: We'll just see about that!
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(Detective Harriet suddenly realises Luke is not behind her and turns to see him and Molly Making out in a corner.)
Detective Harriet: How the hell did THAT happen?
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Christian: Edge?
Edge: Snore.
Christian: Edge?
Edge: Snore.
Christian: EDGE!
Edge: Huh? What?
Christian: (Hugs teddy bear) I had a nightmare!
Edge: Christian!
Christian: Can you give me a hug? Please?
Edge: (Checks to make sure no-one else is awake) Ok then.
(they hug)
Edge: Now go back to bed.
Christian: My bed will give me nightmares though!
Edge: Christian! I thought you outgrew this when you were eight!
Christian: Can I come in with you? Please?
Edge: Sighs Ok then.
(They snuggle up together)
Edge: I still don't like you ya know!
Christian: That's fine, I don't like you either.
Edge: Night Night
Christian: Snore.
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Kurt: (Sleep-talking) mmmm, Milk. . . it's got calcium . . . it's so white and creamy . . .
Y2J: Kurt, Would you PLEASE shut the hell up!
Kurt: Huh?
Y2J: You were talking.
Kurt: Oh, sorry.
Y2J: Night Night
Kurt: (sleep-talking) mmm. . . Stephanie . . .
Y2J: Stephanie? MY Stephanie! (Hits Kurt) MY STEPHANIE!!!
Kurt: What?
Y2J: (Embarrassed) Nothing!
(They both go to sleep)
Shane: (muttering) Stephanie eh? Wait until daddy hears about this! (Laughs evilly)
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Detective Harriet: (Sulking) Luke gets a girlfriend and I get a serial killer case to solve! This is SO unfair!
???: ARGH!!!
Detective Harriet: Oh great, here I am trying to mope and people insist on screaming. (Pauses) Screaming! Murder!
(She runs off towards the screaming, she opens a door to find Stephanie standing on a chair screaming)
Detective Harriet: What's going on?
Stephanie: (Wailing) There was a SPIDER!!!
Detective Harriet: (Sigh) I thought that you'd been murdered, But you haven't!
Stephanie: Well there's no need to sound so disappointed about it!
???: ARGH!
Detective Harriet: Maybe someone HAS been murdered this time.
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Batista: Christian has been murdered!
Randy: No he hasn't, there's no body.
Batista: The murderer must have kidnapped him!
Randy: There's a kidnapper as well!
Detective Luke: (enters room with Molly hanging off his arm) What's going on?
Batista: Christian has been kidnapped!
Molly: (not really caring) I'm sure he's fine, send out a search party, Luke and I can go and check some places. Like a broom closet . . .(winks)
Detective Luke: Ok.
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Anikathepen: HOLD IT!!!
Bannonluke: What?
Anikathepen: Molly is innocent and sweet! She doesn't drag men into broom closets!
Bannonluke: Spoilsport
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Rewind 2 mins
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Batista: Christian has been murdered!
Randy: No he hasn't, there's no body.
Batista: The murderer must have kidnapped him!
Randy: There's a kidnapper as well!
Detective Luke: (enters room with Molly hanging off his arm) What's going on?
Batista: Christian has been kidnapped!
Molly: OH No poor Christian, you'll save him won't you Lukey!
Detective Luke: Er. . . Ok.
Molly: Oh My Hero!!!
(Luke grins smugley)
Detective Luke: Ok I'll go find Christian. You guys wait here.
???: (from upstairs) ARGH! HELP!!!
Detective Luke: Oh No not again!
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Author's note: Has there been another murder? Will they catch the killer? Send in your guesses, one per chapter. Thanks for reading!
