Author's note: Hello everyone. Fanfiction.net finally unblocked me, YAY!
Now I can update my fics. Good luck to Luke and everyone else who is in the
middle of their GCSE's or other various exams. I've just completed my ICT
exam (took it a year early) and it was really easy so I'm HAPPY HAPPY
HAPPY. No more exams until June 21st!
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Main Bedroom
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Jeff: Big Show has been murdered!
Shannon: Oh My God look at all the blood!
Detective Luke: (enters with Molly) Another murder?
Detective Harriet: You took your time getting here.
Detective Luke: Well, I . . . um . . . got lost.
Molly: I got lost too!
(Detective Luke and Molly swap smug glances)
Detective Harriet: (Groans) Can't the murderer pick one of you off next?
Detective Luke: I heard that!
Molly: She's so mean! (turns to Detective Luke) Not like you!
Detective Luke: (smugly) Oh yes I'm wonderful!
Detective Harriet: Did you drug her popcorn or something?
Detective Luke: Ssssshhhh!
(Anikathepen: You did WHAT????
Bannonluke: (defensively) just kidding!
Anikathepen: (Suspicious) hmmmm. . . .)
Jeff: Well in case you haven't noticed there's been another murder!
Detective Luke: Shut up Rainbowhead of course we'd noticed.
Detective Harriet: (taking notes) Big Show found lying unconscious in a huge puddle of blood.
(Big Show sits up and groans, Everybody screams)
Molly: ZOMBIE!!!!!!!
Big Show: (Reaches behind him) Damn, I fell asleep on the ketchup bottle again!
All: Ketchup!!!
Big Show: Did you think was dead? You guys wanted me dead! WAAH!
Detective Harriet: Well, now you're up you can join our search party. We think Christian is dead!
Big Show: really? You're not just saying that to cheer me up?
Detective Harriet: Nope, it's true!
Big Show: Cool!
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Kurt: Edge! Edge! Help! Christian has gone! Christian is missing! Christian is. . . here!
Christian: (sleepy) Huh? What?
Kurt: Oh God you're alive!!! I mean. . . thank God you're alive!
Christian: You thought I was dead?
Kurt: (uncomfortable) No!
Edge: Well, he's fine!
Kurt: What was he doing in your bed?
Christian: (shiftily) Nothing.
Kurt: Nothing?
Christian: NOTHING!
Kurt: fine, I don't want to argue before I've had my milk.
Edge: Milk?
Kurt: Yes . . . It has calcium!
(Edge and Christian throw their pillows at Kurt)
Kurt: Waaah! I need my milk. NOW!
(Detective Harriet enters.)
Detective Harriet: Any sign of Christian?
Christian: yes.
Detective Harriet: Really? Where?
(Edge and Christian exchange glances.)
Detective Harriet: Oh, you ARE Christian. Well you're not missing anymore so I can go for Popcorn.
Christian: There's Popcorn? Why didn't anyone tell me?
Detective Harriet: Because no one likes you.
Christian: That's not true. Edge likes me.
Edge: No I don't.
Christian: (Bottom lip trembles) Not even a little bit?
Edge: Nope.
Christian: (Bursts into tears) I HATE YOU ALL!!!
(Christian runs off, Detective Harriet looks questioningly at Edge who shrugs)
Edge: He took that harder than I thought.
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Detective Harriet: (Looking at notes) X-pac and Triple H, what do they have in common?
Y2J: They're Jackasses?
Detective Harriet: Something more.
Y2J: They're greasy slimeball assclowns?
Detective Harriet: Then why is Raven still around?
Y2J: Maybe the murderer just hasn't gotten to him yet.
Detective Harriet: OMG! He could be next. I'd better protect him.
Y2J: from who?
Detective Harriet: The murderer!
Y2J: Well maybe he is the murderer, you could be walking into a trap.
Detective Harriet: How? It's my idea to protect him, not his. Besides he's too . . . Crazy, to be the murderer.
Y2J: Aren't murderers usually crazy though?
Detective Harriet: Yes! You're right. I'd better keep an eye on him for two reasons then.
Y2J: Two?
Detective Harriet: To stop him a) being killed
b) killing someone else.
Y2J: good idea. Why am I here anyway?
(Bannonluke: Yes why IS Y2Jerk there?
Anikathepen: Well, you were MIA so I needed a partner in crime.
Bannonluke: Partner in crime PREVENTION.
Anikathepen: Yeah, yeah, where were YOU anyway?
Bannonluke: (Goes red) that's irrelevant! Get on with the story.
Anikathepen: And where was Molly for that matter?
Bannonluke: It's funny that you think I should know, because I don't.
Anikathepen: I never said that you did!)
Detective Harriet: You're my partner in crime prevention!
Y2J: Why?
Detective Harriet: Because you were one of the only three people who fitted the specifications.
(Zoom in on Detective Harriet specification, 1) Hot - yes
2) Blonde - Yes
3) Male - Probably
4) Canadian. - Yes)
Y2J: oh - ok.
Detective Harriet: (mutters) plus you look good in a towel.
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???: ARGH!!!!!
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Detective Luke: Oh no Billy Gunn is dead.
Detective Harriet: Ok, once more with LESS feeling.
Detective Luke: Well I don't like him much.
Molly: I don't either
Detective Harriet: How did you get here before me anyway I was only two rooms away.
Detective Luke: Well I was only 1 room away.
Detective Harriet: But the room next door is the shower!
Detective Luke: (Defensively) So?
Molly: SO?
Detective Harriet: fine, fine.
Y2J: I'm beginning to see a pattern here. HHH, Xpac and Billy Gunn, what do they all have in common?
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Author's note: Can you spot the pattern? Can our detectives? Can I update this story in the next week instead of putting it off for a month? All will become clear NEXT CHAPTER!
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Main Bedroom
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Jeff: Big Show has been murdered!
Shannon: Oh My God look at all the blood!
Detective Luke: (enters with Molly) Another murder?
Detective Harriet: You took your time getting here.
Detective Luke: Well, I . . . um . . . got lost.
Molly: I got lost too!
(Detective Luke and Molly swap smug glances)
Detective Harriet: (Groans) Can't the murderer pick one of you off next?
Detective Luke: I heard that!
Molly: She's so mean! (turns to Detective Luke) Not like you!
Detective Luke: (smugly) Oh yes I'm wonderful!
Detective Harriet: Did you drug her popcorn or something?
Detective Luke: Ssssshhhh!
(Anikathepen: You did WHAT????
Bannonluke: (defensively) just kidding!
Anikathepen: (Suspicious) hmmmm. . . .)
Jeff: Well in case you haven't noticed there's been another murder!
Detective Luke: Shut up Rainbowhead of course we'd noticed.
Detective Harriet: (taking notes) Big Show found lying unconscious in a huge puddle of blood.
(Big Show sits up and groans, Everybody screams)
Molly: ZOMBIE!!!!!!!
Big Show: (Reaches behind him) Damn, I fell asleep on the ketchup bottle again!
All: Ketchup!!!
Big Show: Did you think was dead? You guys wanted me dead! WAAH!
Detective Harriet: Well, now you're up you can join our search party. We think Christian is dead!
Big Show: really? You're not just saying that to cheer me up?
Detective Harriet: Nope, it's true!
Big Show: Cool!
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Kurt: Edge! Edge! Help! Christian has gone! Christian is missing! Christian is. . . here!
Christian: (sleepy) Huh? What?
Kurt: Oh God you're alive!!! I mean. . . thank God you're alive!
Christian: You thought I was dead?
Kurt: (uncomfortable) No!
Edge: Well, he's fine!
Kurt: What was he doing in your bed?
Christian: (shiftily) Nothing.
Kurt: Nothing?
Christian: NOTHING!
Kurt: fine, I don't want to argue before I've had my milk.
Edge: Milk?
Kurt: Yes . . . It has calcium!
(Edge and Christian throw their pillows at Kurt)
Kurt: Waaah! I need my milk. NOW!
(Detective Harriet enters.)
Detective Harriet: Any sign of Christian?
Christian: yes.
Detective Harriet: Really? Where?
(Edge and Christian exchange glances.)
Detective Harriet: Oh, you ARE Christian. Well you're not missing anymore so I can go for Popcorn.
Christian: There's Popcorn? Why didn't anyone tell me?
Detective Harriet: Because no one likes you.
Christian: That's not true. Edge likes me.
Edge: No I don't.
Christian: (Bottom lip trembles) Not even a little bit?
Edge: Nope.
Christian: (Bursts into tears) I HATE YOU ALL!!!
(Christian runs off, Detective Harriet looks questioningly at Edge who shrugs)
Edge: He took that harder than I thought.
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Detective Harriet: (Looking at notes) X-pac and Triple H, what do they have in common?
Y2J: They're Jackasses?
Detective Harriet: Something more.
Y2J: They're greasy slimeball assclowns?
Detective Harriet: Then why is Raven still around?
Y2J: Maybe the murderer just hasn't gotten to him yet.
Detective Harriet: OMG! He could be next. I'd better protect him.
Y2J: from who?
Detective Harriet: The murderer!
Y2J: Well maybe he is the murderer, you could be walking into a trap.
Detective Harriet: How? It's my idea to protect him, not his. Besides he's too . . . Crazy, to be the murderer.
Y2J: Aren't murderers usually crazy though?
Detective Harriet: Yes! You're right. I'd better keep an eye on him for two reasons then.
Y2J: Two?
Detective Harriet: To stop him a) being killed
b) killing someone else.
Y2J: good idea. Why am I here anyway?
(Bannonluke: Yes why IS Y2Jerk there?
Anikathepen: Well, you were MIA so I needed a partner in crime.
Bannonluke: Partner in crime PREVENTION.
Anikathepen: Yeah, yeah, where were YOU anyway?
Bannonluke: (Goes red) that's irrelevant! Get on with the story.
Anikathepen: And where was Molly for that matter?
Bannonluke: It's funny that you think I should know, because I don't.
Anikathepen: I never said that you did!)
Detective Harriet: You're my partner in crime prevention!
Y2J: Why?
Detective Harriet: Because you were one of the only three people who fitted the specifications.
(Zoom in on Detective Harriet specification, 1) Hot - yes
2) Blonde - Yes
3) Male - Probably
4) Canadian. - Yes)
Y2J: oh - ok.
Detective Harriet: (mutters) plus you look good in a towel.
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???: ARGH!!!!!
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Detective Luke: Oh no Billy Gunn is dead.
Detective Harriet: Ok, once more with LESS feeling.
Detective Luke: Well I don't like him much.
Molly: I don't either
Detective Harriet: How did you get here before me anyway I was only two rooms away.
Detective Luke: Well I was only 1 room away.
Detective Harriet: But the room next door is the shower!
Detective Luke: (Defensively) So?
Molly: SO?
Detective Harriet: fine, fine.
Y2J: I'm beginning to see a pattern here. HHH, Xpac and Billy Gunn, what do they all have in common?
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Author's note: Can you spot the pattern? Can our detectives? Can I update this story in the next week instead of putting it off for a month? All will become clear NEXT CHAPTER!