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PLEASE review WWE does Romeo and Juliet - I posted a new chapter and nobody
read it! I'm so hurt! And when I'm hurt I don't write so mafia voice If you
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Please read My bestest bud's fic it truly is awesome!
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flashback 5 seconds
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Y2J: I'm beginning to see a pattern here. HHH, Xpac and Billy Gunn, what do they all have in common?
disembodied voices from the reviewers
They are all former DX members!
were they all once accused of being gay?
Ew...Dengenrates. Gross.
I KNOW! Any moron can figure out that they are all in DX!
Hmm, members of DX are dying?
Detective Harriet: Er. . . what was that?
Molly: (jumps into Luke's arms) GHOSTS!!!
All except Y2J: ARGH RUN!!!!
(Y2J is left standing all alone)
Y2J: Er. . . Hello? I've figured it out! I know the pattern? Don't you assclowns want to know? Hello? Anybody???
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Shane: Dad! Dad! You'll never EVER guess what I heard in the bedroom last night!!!
(Bannonluke: You bloody Voyeur! You were spying on me and Molly???
Anikathepen: (snooty) you two were looking for Christian!
Bannonluke: I can dream can't I?)
Vince: What did you hear son?
Shane: Kurt and Y2J are both in love with Stephanie!
Vince: After my Billions are they??? Shane!
Shane: Yes Dad?
Vince: (Evil laugh) eliminate them.
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(Christian is sulking in the bathroom.) Christian: Nobody likes me. . . everybody hates me. . .
Mean street Posse: guess I'll just go eat worms . . .
Christian: Argh! How did you get here!
Perry Saturn: This is where we end up when no one likes us anymore.
Doink the clown: We just stay here forever. . .
William Regal: And ever. . .
Christian: Argh!!! (he tries to run away but the door has disappeared)
Doink: You're one of us now. . .
Christian: NOOOOO!
(Dives through wall)
Christian: Phew I'm safe. Now I need some friends. . .
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Main Bedroom.
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(Shane crouches in the wardrobe holding a lamp as a weapon)
Shane: Mwahaha! Elimination time.
(Kurt enters, Shane goes to hit him but Kurt moves and Shane only succeeds in spilling his glass of milk)
Kurt: (On verge of tears) m-m-my m-m-MILK
Shane: Oh My God, Sorry, sorry SORRY!
Kurt: (angry) No one spills MY MILK!
(He attacks Shane)
Shane: Argh! Help!
(Maven and Nowinski enter)
Maven : Oh No Kurt is murdering Shane!
Nowinski: HE must be then murderer!
Maven: Wait are you sure?
Nowinski: Huh?
Maven: Well last time we were kinda . . . wrong.
Nowinski: Well, we're right this time.
Maven: Are you sure?
Nowinski: I'm a Harvard Graduate Dammit!
Maven: No you're not. You confessed, remember?
Nowinski: grr.. . . let's turn him in!
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A room. Chris Jericho is all alone . . . or so he thinks
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Y2J: Hello? Detectives? I know what's going on! I've practically solved the case people!!!
(A dark shadow creeps up behind him)
Y2J: ARGH!!!
(The dark figure swipes an axe at his head)
Y2J: Bleugh! (He dies)
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Detective Harriet's room
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Maven: We've found him!
Detective Harriet: Who?
Nowinski: The murderer!!!
Detective Harriet: oh, who is it?
Both: Kurt Angle,
Detective Harriet: oh really? Like Edge was the murderer huh?
Maven: NO! we're right THIS time!
Detective Harriet: (bored) ok Kurt I'm arresting you yadda, yadda. . . .
Maven: What are you so grumpy about?
Detective Harriet: I can't find Jericho anywhere!!! He was supposed to be back up here with my popcorn an hour ago!!!
Maven: At least you know he hasn't been murdered! We caught the murderer!
Detective Harriet: Good good, that just means. . . (horrified expression) You don't think he found another author, do you?
(all gasp)
Detective Harriet: Who could it be!!!
(Angrymew2 sit nonchalantly at her computer.
Anikathepen: It's YOU isn't it!!!!!
Angrymew2: what??? NO!!!
Anikathepen: Please give him back! I'll give you jeff!!!
Angrymew2: OH OK!!!)
Detective Harriet: (to maven) find Jericho will you dearie? Run along!
Detective AngryMew2: hi everyone!
Detective Harriet: (uses her authors powers to make her drop through a hole, the yowls of a wet cat being systematically poked apart the deranged chickens are heard) Haha! Stay away from my guy!
Ghost of AngryMew2: I didn't go near your guy!!!
Detective Harriet: You didn't? Whoops sorry.
Ghost of Angrymew2: That's ok!
Detective Harriet: alright!
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(Kurt Angle is handcuffed to a chair in Detective Harriet's room)
Kurt: I keep telling you I didn't murder anyone!
Detective Harriet: shut up!
Detective Luke: He's right you know!
Molly: Really?
Detective Luke: Well there was another murder after you arrested him.
Detective Harriet: Really? Who?
Detective: Y2Jerk!
Detective Harriet: WHAT??? He's dead!!! Noooo!!! Plus I arrested the wrong guy!
Detective Luke: AGAIN! You're not very good at this are you?
Detective Harriet: Oh Shut up!
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Main bedrrom
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Vince: Congratulations son! You've eliminated Y2J.
Shane: No, dad! When I got there he was already dead!
Vince: Of course son! (Taps nose)
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Raven's closet (Yes he lives in a closet)
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(Raven sits in the corner talking to himself, unaware that Detective Harriet is watching him)
Raven: I always feel like someone's watching me
Detective Harriet: DAMN!
Raven: Huh? What?
Detective Harriet: Oh you didn't know I was here? You're just crazy? Carry on!
Raven: Get out of my condo!
Detective Harriet: Condo?
Raven: GET OUT!!!
Detective Harriet: Fine! I know where I'm not wanted!
Raven: Then why'd'ya come here in the first place?
Detective Harriet: Shut it Moron!
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1 hour later
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Detective Luke: Raven is dead
Detective Harriet: YAY!!!
(Detective Luke looks at her suspiciously)
Detective Luke: What are you so happy about?
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Author's note: MWAHAHAHAHA! Now who is it! And don't review too loudly or you'll scare the characters again. Just tell me who you think is the murderer, as many guesses as you like.
Please review!
Please read My bestest bud's fic it truly is awesome!
p.s. AngryMew2 please don't be offended with what happens to you in the chapter!
CHEAP PLUG great board. Go there and sign up if you like wrestling.
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flashback 5 seconds
**************
Y2J: I'm beginning to see a pattern here. HHH, Xpac and Billy Gunn, what do they all have in common?
disembodied voices from the reviewers
They are all former DX members!
were they all once accused of being gay?
Ew...Dengenrates. Gross.
I KNOW! Any moron can figure out that they are all in DX!
Hmm, members of DX are dying?
Detective Harriet: Er. . . what was that?
Molly: (jumps into Luke's arms) GHOSTS!!!
All except Y2J: ARGH RUN!!!!
(Y2J is left standing all alone)
Y2J: Er. . . Hello? I've figured it out! I know the pattern? Don't you assclowns want to know? Hello? Anybody???
***************
Shane: Dad! Dad! You'll never EVER guess what I heard in the bedroom last night!!!
(Bannonluke: You bloody Voyeur! You were spying on me and Molly???
Anikathepen: (snooty) you two were looking for Christian!
Bannonluke: I can dream can't I?)
Vince: What did you hear son?
Shane: Kurt and Y2J are both in love with Stephanie!
Vince: After my Billions are they??? Shane!
Shane: Yes Dad?
Vince: (Evil laugh) eliminate them.
*****************
(Christian is sulking in the bathroom.) Christian: Nobody likes me. . . everybody hates me. . .
Mean street Posse: guess I'll just go eat worms . . .
Christian: Argh! How did you get here!
Perry Saturn: This is where we end up when no one likes us anymore.
Doink the clown: We just stay here forever. . .
William Regal: And ever. . .
Christian: Argh!!! (he tries to run away but the door has disappeared)
Doink: You're one of us now. . .
Christian: NOOOOO!
(Dives through wall)
Christian: Phew I'm safe. Now I need some friends. . .
*********
Main Bedroom.
*********
(Shane crouches in the wardrobe holding a lamp as a weapon)
Shane: Mwahaha! Elimination time.
(Kurt enters, Shane goes to hit him but Kurt moves and Shane only succeeds in spilling his glass of milk)
Kurt: (On verge of tears) m-m-my m-m-MILK
Shane: Oh My God, Sorry, sorry SORRY!
Kurt: (angry) No one spills MY MILK!
(He attacks Shane)
Shane: Argh! Help!
(Maven and Nowinski enter)
Maven : Oh No Kurt is murdering Shane!
Nowinski: HE must be then murderer!
Maven: Wait are you sure?
Nowinski: Huh?
Maven: Well last time we were kinda . . . wrong.
Nowinski: Well, we're right this time.
Maven: Are you sure?
Nowinski: I'm a Harvard Graduate Dammit!
Maven: No you're not. You confessed, remember?
Nowinski: grr.. . . let's turn him in!
*********
A room. Chris Jericho is all alone . . . or so he thinks
*********
Y2J: Hello? Detectives? I know what's going on! I've practically solved the case people!!!
(A dark shadow creeps up behind him)
Y2J: ARGH!!!
(The dark figure swipes an axe at his head)
Y2J: Bleugh! (He dies)
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Detective Harriet's room
**********
Maven: We've found him!
Detective Harriet: Who?
Nowinski: The murderer!!!
Detective Harriet: oh, who is it?
Both: Kurt Angle,
Detective Harriet: oh really? Like Edge was the murderer huh?
Maven: NO! we're right THIS time!
Detective Harriet: (bored) ok Kurt I'm arresting you yadda, yadda. . . .
Maven: What are you so grumpy about?
Detective Harriet: I can't find Jericho anywhere!!! He was supposed to be back up here with my popcorn an hour ago!!!
Maven: At least you know he hasn't been murdered! We caught the murderer!
Detective Harriet: Good good, that just means. . . (horrified expression) You don't think he found another author, do you?
(all gasp)
Detective Harriet: Who could it be!!!
(Angrymew2 sit nonchalantly at her computer.
Anikathepen: It's YOU isn't it!!!!!
Angrymew2: what??? NO!!!
Anikathepen: Please give him back! I'll give you jeff!!!
Angrymew2: OH OK!!!)
Detective Harriet: (to maven) find Jericho will you dearie? Run along!
Detective AngryMew2: hi everyone!
Detective Harriet: (uses her authors powers to make her drop through a hole, the yowls of a wet cat being systematically poked apart the deranged chickens are heard) Haha! Stay away from my guy!
Ghost of AngryMew2: I didn't go near your guy!!!
Detective Harriet: You didn't? Whoops sorry.
Ghost of Angrymew2: That's ok!
Detective Harriet: alright!
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(Kurt Angle is handcuffed to a chair in Detective Harriet's room)
Kurt: I keep telling you I didn't murder anyone!
Detective Harriet: shut up!
Detective Luke: He's right you know!
Molly: Really?
Detective Luke: Well there was another murder after you arrested him.
Detective Harriet: Really? Who?
Detective: Y2Jerk!
Detective Harriet: WHAT??? He's dead!!! Noooo!!! Plus I arrested the wrong guy!
Detective Luke: AGAIN! You're not very good at this are you?
Detective Harriet: Oh Shut up!
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Main bedrrom
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Vince: Congratulations son! You've eliminated Y2J.
Shane: No, dad! When I got there he was already dead!
Vince: Of course son! (Taps nose)
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Raven's closet (Yes he lives in a closet)
************
(Raven sits in the corner talking to himself, unaware that Detective Harriet is watching him)
Raven: I always feel like someone's watching me
Detective Harriet: DAMN!
Raven: Huh? What?
Detective Harriet: Oh you didn't know I was here? You're just crazy? Carry on!
Raven: Get out of my condo!
Detective Harriet: Condo?
Raven: GET OUT!!!
Detective Harriet: Fine! I know where I'm not wanted!
Raven: Then why'd'ya come here in the first place?
Detective Harriet: Shut it Moron!
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1 hour later
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Detective Luke: Raven is dead
Detective Harriet: YAY!!!
(Detective Luke looks at her suspiciously)
Detective Luke: What are you so happy about?
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Author's note: MWAHAHAHAHA! Now who is it! And don't review too loudly or you'll scare the characters again. Just tell me who you think is the murderer, as many guesses as you like.
Please review!