I no own Zelda, Metroid, Starfox, Mechwarrior 3, etc. what else is new?
Previously on Wind Wanker:
Tetra: YOU IDIOTS!!! These are not them! You've captured... THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!!!!!
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Kora: lets go to umm... what was that place again... Four-Ass Haven?
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Hooded guy/girl: Are they totally unaware of our plans?
Lamear: Medli seems totally unaware my master.
Hooded guy/girl: Excellent. And Link?
Linder: he seems a little more suspicious, but knows nothing.
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Link: Hey wait a minute... this shit tastes strange... OH MY GOD!!! I'VE BEEN BUGGED! YOU! YOU'RE AN AGENT OF TETRA! DIE YOU-
(Linder shoots link with the Dart gun he got from the Hooded Guy/Girl.)
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Rylasasin: Calm down! There is still time. The poison is not lethal, it will wear off in less than an hour. I will use my author power to boost you back to conciousness.
(a Bright light fills the room)
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(Link is lying on the floor face-flat, eyes closed. Suddenly, both eyes open in shock. He gets up immediately)
Link: could he be telling the truth? Oh my god, Medli!
Note: This chapter is Revised. I was loosing reveiwers because of it... so in order to save the story I had to rework the plot a slight bit...
Btw:
Chapter 9: Escape from Four-ass Haven
(Link runs out of his room and comes to the door in which Medli is... its locked though.)
Link: Damn how do I get through this damn thing?
Rylasasin: it appears as if you are too late.
Link: great. just great.
Rylasasin: ok, listen. I'll give you one last chance to make it on time. but ya gotta do it this time, or your screwed. got it?
Link: You mean you'll break down the door for me?
Rylasasin: no. I'll do better.
*the walls and everything around link suddenly begin to get watery, and eventually fade away revealing blackness...*
Link: What's happening?
Rylasasin: You'll understand it when you see it for yourself.
*The world comes back, but now link is in his bedroom again...*
Link: why you send me back in my room ryl... RYL?!
*linder walks in holding a drink. Link can see he has a gun on his side... then it clicks in his brain*
Link: *thinking* Wait... now I get it. you reset the timeline didn't you?
Rylasasin: *in links thoughts* yep.
Link:*thinking* I fell before because I was shot. How do I stop this from happening twice?
Rylasasin: *in links thoughts* I donno, try blinding him.
Link:*thinking* good idea.
*linder gives link the cup, link pretends he is about to drink it, but suddenly throws it at Linder's face. Linder doesn't close his eyes in time and takes the full brunt of both the poison and the water in them.*
Linder:OW!!! what the hell? ACK I"M BLIND!!!
Link: Did you really think i'd fall for that "put the poison in the cup" trick?!
Linder: Hey how did YOU know it was poisoned?! its supposed to be scentless!
Link: Because you dumbass you just told me.
Linder: shit. GU-
*Linder gets gaged by link as link takes his dart gun and uses it on linder*
Link: Thank you ryl.
Rylasasin: Don't thank me get moving ya fool. hurry before the past repeats itself.
*link runs to the room just as The other two koroks are serving medli her drink.*
Link: MELDIDONTDRINKTHATITSPOISONED!!!
Medli: AH! *accidently throws her drink into the wall
Cinte: What The?
Lamear: Shit. Someone spilled the beans. Dammit!!!! well now I guess we got to shoot first and run later..
*Both take out guns but before they get the chance to use them the ceiling falls down on them*
Lamear: This is bulls-*Dies*
Medli: What was that all about?
Link: Had you have drinked that you would have died. I don't know whats with these guys, but they've poisoned the drinks.
Medli: WHAT?!
Link: Whats worse they would have killed us if the roof didn't fall down on them.
*they hear a bunch of angry noises as other Koroks are trying to flee the Isle.
Link: Whats going on?!
Random Korok: You guys are alright! we thought those traitors got you.
Medli: well they almost did.
Random Korok2: THEY"RE COMMING! EVERYBODY RUN!!
Link: We'd better leave...
(King of Red Arwings flys through the hole in the roof)
King of Red Arwings: QUICK! Get in! I'll explain later.
(they get in the KORA and they take off just before the island Explodes).
Link: Just what was that?
King of Red Arwings: That was caused by Tetra...
Link and Medli: WHAT?
King of Red Arwings: yes, She got so mad she decided to nuke the island.
Medli: Just Peachy. Now she has Nuclear weapons on top of that too.
King of Red Arwings: I really don't know where to go now... Anywhere we stay will probably get hit with missiles just the same.
Link: What about Hyrule? Maybe there is some hope there.
King of Red Arwings: hmm... that might work.
I do hope Luarian forgives me for the old Chap 9... I really have no clue on what I was thinking when I wrote it. it won't happen again ok? btw I'm heavily thinking about making a medlink yahoo group... oh and one more thing... Annonymus reveiwers now allowed. sorry I didn't even realize my "Refuse annonymus reveiwers " option was on. it's off now though.
Previously on Wind Wanker:
Tetra: YOU IDIOTS!!! These are not them! You've captured... THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!!!!!
--
Kora: lets go to umm... what was that place again... Four-Ass Haven?
--
Hooded guy/girl: Are they totally unaware of our plans?
Lamear: Medli seems totally unaware my master.
Hooded guy/girl: Excellent. And Link?
Linder: he seems a little more suspicious, but knows nothing.
--
Link: Hey wait a minute... this shit tastes strange... OH MY GOD!!! I'VE BEEN BUGGED! YOU! YOU'RE AN AGENT OF TETRA! DIE YOU-
(Linder shoots link with the Dart gun he got from the Hooded Guy/Girl.)
--
Rylasasin: Calm down! There is still time. The poison is not lethal, it will wear off in less than an hour. I will use my author power to boost you back to conciousness.
(a Bright light fills the room)
--
(Link is lying on the floor face-flat, eyes closed. Suddenly, both eyes open in shock. He gets up immediately)
Link: could he be telling the truth? Oh my god, Medli!
Note: This chapter is Revised. I was loosing reveiwers because of it... so in order to save the story I had to rework the plot a slight bit...
Btw:
Chapter 9: Escape from Four-ass Haven
(Link runs out of his room and comes to the door in which Medli is... its locked though.)
Link: Damn how do I get through this damn thing?
Rylasasin: it appears as if you are too late.
Link: great. just great.
Rylasasin: ok, listen. I'll give you one last chance to make it on time. but ya gotta do it this time, or your screwed. got it?
Link: You mean you'll break down the door for me?
Rylasasin: no. I'll do better.
*the walls and everything around link suddenly begin to get watery, and eventually fade away revealing blackness...*
Link: What's happening?
Rylasasin: You'll understand it when you see it for yourself.
*The world comes back, but now link is in his bedroom again...*
Link: why you send me back in my room ryl... RYL?!
*linder walks in holding a drink. Link can see he has a gun on his side... then it clicks in his brain*
Link: *thinking* Wait... now I get it. you reset the timeline didn't you?
Rylasasin: *in links thoughts* yep.
Link:*thinking* I fell before because I was shot. How do I stop this from happening twice?
Rylasasin: *in links thoughts* I donno, try blinding him.
Link:*thinking* good idea.
*linder gives link the cup, link pretends he is about to drink it, but suddenly throws it at Linder's face. Linder doesn't close his eyes in time and takes the full brunt of both the poison and the water in them.*
Linder:OW!!! what the hell? ACK I"M BLIND!!!
Link: Did you really think i'd fall for that "put the poison in the cup" trick?!
Linder: Hey how did YOU know it was poisoned?! its supposed to be scentless!
Link: Because you dumbass you just told me.
Linder: shit. GU-
*Linder gets gaged by link as link takes his dart gun and uses it on linder*
Link: Thank you ryl.
Rylasasin: Don't thank me get moving ya fool. hurry before the past repeats itself.
*link runs to the room just as The other two koroks are serving medli her drink.*
Link: MELDIDONTDRINKTHATITSPOISONED!!!
Medli: AH! *accidently throws her drink into the wall
Cinte: What The?
Lamear: Shit. Someone spilled the beans. Dammit!!!! well now I guess we got to shoot first and run later..
*Both take out guns but before they get the chance to use them the ceiling falls down on them*
Lamear: This is bulls-*Dies*
Medli: What was that all about?
Link: Had you have drinked that you would have died. I don't know whats with these guys, but they've poisoned the drinks.
Medli: WHAT?!
Link: Whats worse they would have killed us if the roof didn't fall down on them.
*they hear a bunch of angry noises as other Koroks are trying to flee the Isle.
Link: Whats going on?!
Random Korok: You guys are alright! we thought those traitors got you.
Medli: well they almost did.
Random Korok2: THEY"RE COMMING! EVERYBODY RUN!!
Link: We'd better leave...
(King of Red Arwings flys through the hole in the roof)
King of Red Arwings: QUICK! Get in! I'll explain later.
(they get in the KORA and they take off just before the island Explodes).
Link: Just what was that?
King of Red Arwings: That was caused by Tetra...
Link and Medli: WHAT?
King of Red Arwings: yes, She got so mad she decided to nuke the island.
Medli: Just Peachy. Now she has Nuclear weapons on top of that too.
King of Red Arwings: I really don't know where to go now... Anywhere we stay will probably get hit with missiles just the same.
Link: What about Hyrule? Maybe there is some hope there.
King of Red Arwings: hmm... that might work.
I do hope Luarian forgives me for the old Chap 9... I really have no clue on what I was thinking when I wrote it. it won't happen again ok? btw I'm heavily thinking about making a medlink yahoo group... oh and one more thing... Annonymus reveiwers now allowed. sorry I didn't even realize my "Refuse annonymus reveiwers " option was on. it's off now though.