I no own Zelda, Metroid, Starfox, Earthbound, etc. what else is new?
Narration: now we will be sort of-
(Narrator gets Slapped with a large trout)
Narration: ok ok we will REALLY be getting back to the insanity. Now we will take Medli and link on a little trip… a trip to a world that has no sun, no moon, No apparent color meaning, and finally appsolutely no sense at all… Emoclew ot Moonside (try reading the first two words backwords)
Chapter 10: Moonside
King of Red Arwings: Hey guess what guys, I found something on a strange island… I don't know what it is but we should go there for no apparent reason and look at it because umm… we're nosy.
Medli: sounds like a good idea.
Link: Where too?
King of Red Arwings: Barney island.
Link: awww man.
(Barney island)
(Wild Barneys are singing the "I love you" song)
Medli: hey look at that! A secret passage!
Link: *is holding ears* what?!
Medli: SECRET PASSASGE!!!
Link: LETS GO BEFORE THESE BARNEYS KILL US!!!
Inside secret cave
(they open a door)
Link and Medli: ??????
(scene around them changes, Walls dissapear, they are standing in a street in what appears to be a city, all the buildings are painted in black (as is everything else apparently.), only outlined by flashing neon lights)
Medli: just where is this place?
Link: why not ask that guy over there?
Man: Emoclew ot Moonside.
Link and Medli: What?
Man: You need help?
Medli: yes.
Man: then go away
Link: What crawled up your ass and died?
Man: you need yes help, so go away.
Medli: this place is on crack.
Man: no its on Mani-Mani.
Link: ???
Medli: What the hell is that thing over there?
Blue Cow: I'm a blue moo. What else did you expect, A white and black moo?
Link: Well, yeah.
Blue Moo: White and black moo? HAHAHAHA that's the most retarded thing I ever heard of. Btw should I tell you something?
Medli: No
Blue Moo: Ok then here it goes. Yes means No in Moonside and vise versa. So "Yes" is "No" and "No" is "Yes". Get it?
Medli: ye- er I mean no.
Blue Moo: you're catching on.
Link: Is there a way out of Moonside?
Blue Moo: Yes.
Link: How?
Blue Moo: I said YES, there isn't.
Medli: Crap.
(just then navi flys up to them… )
Navi: Emoclew ot Moonside, Yeh! Kool! NetsiL!
Link: The hell?
Navi: want some weed?
Medli: Yes.
Navi: aww man you're lame. Eybdoog!
Medli: you know link, this place is creepy.
Link: yeah, its worse than Four-Ass haven.
(Suddenly a bunch of giant Hotdogs with legs come running up to them… and start to slap link and medli with… um… themselves)
Link: ACK! HELP! IM GOING TO DIE FROM HOT DOGS!
(Medli Tries to swat it with the harp, but it gets broken into 999999 bits.)
Link: RUN FOR IT!!!
(They run but get cornered into a back ally)
Link: Oh gods oh gods where to now?! Damn where trapped…
Medli: Link, there is one thing I've always wanted to do with you… but unless I do it now… I won't get to do it.
Link: do what?
Medli: THIS! (Graps link and kisses him full on, they continue making out when suddenly all the hotdogs…)
(…get beaten up by Rabid M&M minis)
Link: the hell?
M&M minis: YAHAHA! Save the Wind Bass! Lets go Buy dune buggies! We need some weed! AHHAHAHA! (they fly off)
Retardo (retardo is the guy that gets the little yellow arrows above his head and asked you to save maggie): I NEED MAGGIE! I NEED MAGGIE!
Link: Who's Maggie?
Medli: and why do you need Maggie?
Retardo: Welcome to Moonside, Emoclew ot Edisnoom! Emoclew ot Moon edis!
Link: wow… he's retarded even for a moonsidian.
Medli: Yes he is.
Retardo: I NEED MAGGIE! I NEED MAGGIE! SAVE MAGGIE FROM RABID PEENESES!
Link: well ok but you gotta tell us how to get out of here!
Retardo: well… ok I'll tell you. But save Maggie ok?
Link: No.
Retardo: thank you.
So… Link and Medli are starting to make their way in a world they might be in forever, or they might not. Can they make it? Only time can tell.
Narration: now we will be sort of-
(Narrator gets Slapped with a large trout)
Narration: ok ok we will REALLY be getting back to the insanity. Now we will take Medli and link on a little trip… a trip to a world that has no sun, no moon, No apparent color meaning, and finally appsolutely no sense at all… Emoclew ot Moonside (try reading the first two words backwords)
Chapter 10: Moonside
King of Red Arwings: Hey guess what guys, I found something on a strange island… I don't know what it is but we should go there for no apparent reason and look at it because umm… we're nosy.
Medli: sounds like a good idea.
Link: Where too?
King of Red Arwings: Barney island.
Link: awww man.
(Barney island)
(Wild Barneys are singing the "I love you" song)
Medli: hey look at that! A secret passage!
Link: *is holding ears* what?!
Medli: SECRET PASSASGE!!!
Link: LETS GO BEFORE THESE BARNEYS KILL US!!!
Inside secret cave
(they open a door)
Link and Medli: ??????
(scene around them changes, Walls dissapear, they are standing in a street in what appears to be a city, all the buildings are painted in black (as is everything else apparently.), only outlined by flashing neon lights)
Medli: just where is this place?
Link: why not ask that guy over there?
Man: Emoclew ot Moonside.
Link and Medli: What?
Man: You need help?
Medli: yes.
Man: then go away
Link: What crawled up your ass and died?
Man: you need yes help, so go away.
Medli: this place is on crack.
Man: no its on Mani-Mani.
Link: ???
Medli: What the hell is that thing over there?
Blue Cow: I'm a blue moo. What else did you expect, A white and black moo?
Link: Well, yeah.
Blue Moo: White and black moo? HAHAHAHA that's the most retarded thing I ever heard of. Btw should I tell you something?
Medli: No
Blue Moo: Ok then here it goes. Yes means No in Moonside and vise versa. So "Yes" is "No" and "No" is "Yes". Get it?
Medli: ye- er I mean no.
Blue Moo: you're catching on.
Link: Is there a way out of Moonside?
Blue Moo: Yes.
Link: How?
Blue Moo: I said YES, there isn't.
Medli: Crap.
(just then navi flys up to them… )
Navi: Emoclew ot Moonside, Yeh! Kool! NetsiL!
Link: The hell?
Navi: want some weed?
Medli: Yes.
Navi: aww man you're lame. Eybdoog!
Medli: you know link, this place is creepy.
Link: yeah, its worse than Four-Ass haven.
(Suddenly a bunch of giant Hotdogs with legs come running up to them… and start to slap link and medli with… um… themselves)
Link: ACK! HELP! IM GOING TO DIE FROM HOT DOGS!
(Medli Tries to swat it with the harp, but it gets broken into 999999 bits.)
Link: RUN FOR IT!!!
(They run but get cornered into a back ally)
Link: Oh gods oh gods where to now?! Damn where trapped…
Medli: Link, there is one thing I've always wanted to do with you… but unless I do it now… I won't get to do it.
Link: do what?
Medli: THIS! (Graps link and kisses him full on, they continue making out when suddenly all the hotdogs…)
(…get beaten up by Rabid M&M minis)
Link: the hell?
M&M minis: YAHAHA! Save the Wind Bass! Lets go Buy dune buggies! We need some weed! AHHAHAHA! (they fly off)
Retardo (retardo is the guy that gets the little yellow arrows above his head and asked you to save maggie): I NEED MAGGIE! I NEED MAGGIE!
Link: Who's Maggie?
Medli: and why do you need Maggie?
Retardo: Welcome to Moonside, Emoclew ot Edisnoom! Emoclew ot Moon edis!
Link: wow… he's retarded even for a moonsidian.
Medli: Yes he is.
Retardo: I NEED MAGGIE! I NEED MAGGIE! SAVE MAGGIE FROM RABID PEENESES!
Link: well ok but you gotta tell us how to get out of here!
Retardo: well… ok I'll tell you. But save Maggie ok?
Link: No.
Retardo: thank you.
So… Link and Medli are starting to make their way in a world they might be in forever, or they might not. Can they make it? Only time can tell.