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Tuesday
Mon Dieu!
What a horrible, horrible day!
Was having really nice dinner at restaurant when got visitors.
Immediately recognized them as Neo, the One, that fat bald Morpheus guy and patent leather lady Trinity.
Neo really hot guy silently wished that I had decided to wear something more revealing than boring black suit in the morning!
Discovered Persephone ogling him too.
Started sweating, therefore drank some more Chateau Haut-Brion 1959. Fantastic wine!
Offered them some wine and food.
He refused.
Seems to be shy, but hey!
I like shy men!
Tried to show off with incredible knowledge of the French speech.
Discovered Twin One (or is it Twin Two?) and Twin Two (or is it Twin One?) smirking at me.
Seriously pondered to offer him some chocolate cake…
Finally decided to first show effects off it on boring little woman in restaurant.
The One didn't seem to get the hint.
Merde!
Instead he began to pester me about key maker.
Ha!
Best opportunity to show off with little speech about causality.
Didn't seem to work.
Was getting really frustrated.
Discovered other henchmen grinning at me.
Decided to reprogram them with pink tutus for the next 24 hours as punishment!
Drank that much wine that I was in great need of taking a piss.
Twinkled at Neo and said that I was off to men's room.
Stupid didn't get the hint.
Again.
Discovered patent leather lady Trinity staring at my croch as I got up.
Left dining hall and waited in men's room whole 20 minutes for the One to join me at last.
Was instead molested from boring little woman on cake trip who wanted to ******* me.
Was rescued from henchman who told me of Persephone's betrayal.
Met them in the entrance hall.
Merde!
Persephone got him first!
Again!
Send Twin One (or is it Twin Two?) and Twin Two (or is it Twin One?) to get key maker back.
Ordered employees to knock Neo out, so I could drag him upstairs in bedroom.
All of them got killed.
Decided to add fluffy bunny ears to their punishment once I got them reprogrammed!
Made strategically retreat to over think strategy.
And not to be killed from object of desire!
Locked myself in bedroom and drank more wine.
Shall have a second chance!