Let me just say... I am NOT dead! Its just that a lot of stuff has happened recently. I came down with two deaseases: a left-side ear infection and the far more virulent writers block. Also, school has started. Its just by a godsend that I was finally able to overcome my writers block and write this chapter. Now that I have a new plot to work with, expect more stories whenever the Ear thing and school don't prevent me from doing so. BTW if you know where there are any other Medlink sites or medlink stuff plz tell me ok? Thanx.
I no own Zelda, Metroid, Starfox, Earthbound, etc. what else is new?
Chapter 11:
Link: ok just where is this "Maggie" idiot?
Medli: try asking that guy over there.
Link: Hello?
Guy: Hello... and goodbye!
Link: wh-
(they get teleported to another area)
Link: What the fuck?!
Medli: ummm hi mr!
Yet another guy: Hello and goodbye!
(they get teleported to another area)
Link: Dammit!
Medli: ok no more talking to guys.
Link: HEY MAN YA GOT STUFF?
Man: Hello... and goodbye!
(they get teleported again)
Medli: LINK!!!
Link: What?
Medli: NO MORE TALKING TO PEOPLE!!
Link: fine... geez what did I do?
Medli: *sigh*
(Link and Medli try to get back to the city, but they seem to be blocked by invisible walls)
Medli: aww now what?
Link: -_-
Medli: oh... wait... I get it. We have to talk to the people to send us to...
Link: Where?
Medli: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Link: :-P
Medli: hey, you! They guy with the gay tropical shirt on!
Man: hello... and goodbye ya fucking asses
(they get teleported... into a room with no walls all around it and no door. There is a man that sort of looks like Mr. T in it and it appears as if there is a shadow of another guy in there.)
Link: grrr. Fucking moonside.
Medli: uh... hello?
Mr. T impersonator: what? You need help foo? Talk to my partner over there. I'm too busy doing nothing.
Link: oooookaay....
Mr. T impersonator: What? You can't see him foo?
(they randomly try taking around the room until)
???: heh heh can you actually see me?
Link: no way
???: hahahaha you can huh? You've become a true moonsidian.
Link: That's it, this place is fucked up. Hey you! Where's the door?!
Mr. T impersonator: You lookin' for a door foo? Well ya ain't gonna find one. Now get out of my face ya loser, and quit interrupting my all important task of doing nothing.
(they get teleported to another room. A bedroom it appears like)
???: hey its me. There's something interesting about you two, so I'm gonna be a complete annoyance and follow you. Don't worry, if you get into a fight I'll be lame and get hurt in it.
(they walk out the door... to find it's a hotel. Woopie :P)
???: my tooth is gold.
(they walk out of the hotel)
???: hey check it out... I got connected eyelids. LOL
(Retardo runs up to him)
Retardo: Where's Maggie? Welsome mo tooncide
???: What?! You fag.
Retardo: YOU DARE RESIST THE GREAT RETARDO?!
???: bring it on!
(Battle swirl envelops the world)
Retardo has blocked your way!
??? tries PSI freeze Alpha!
130 HP of damage to Retardo!
Link attacks!
40 HP of damage! to Retardo!
Medli attacks!
34 HP of damage to Retardo!
Retardo is acting like a moron.
??? Tries Psi Fire beta!
110 HP of damage to Retardo!
Link throws the bomb!
100 HP of damage to Retardo!
Medli is on guard
Retardo Attacks!
SMAAAAAASH!!!!
80 HP of damage to Link!
??? uses Physical shield omega!
???'s body is protected by the power shield!
Link's body is protected by the power shield!
Medli's Body is protected by the power shield!
Link takes out the can of Coke and drinks it!
Link recovered 60 HP!
Medli tries PSI lifeup alpha!
Link's HP is maxed out!
Retardo trys PSI Fart Omega!
90 HP damage to link!
110 Mortal Damage to Medli!
60 HP damage to ???!
Medli got hurt and collapsed!
(menus turn redish like in earthbound etc)
??? tries PSI healing Omega!
Medli is revived!
(menus turn back to normal)
Link trys launching the bottle rocket!
But it doesn't work.
Retardo called for help!
Ruto wannabe A joined the battle!
Medli Tried PSI starstorm Alpha!
300 HP of damage to Retardo!
Retardo Turned back to normal! (translation for people who never played earthbound: Retardo was defeated)
999HP damage to Ruto wannabe A!
Ruto wannabe A was totally annihilated!
YOU WON!
Ex blah blah blah
*end battle scene*
Link: just what the hell was that all about?
Rylasasin: recently I played earthbound again so I'm changing the plot yet again. Expect a lot more Earthbound-battles. Cheers ^_^
Link: and just how the hell is Medli able to use PSI?
Rylasasin: well... uh.... Umm... its earthbound, right? Actually you have them too, just not the same ones.
Link: well...
Rylasasin: I know what your getting at. I mean come on she's got to have SOMETHING!!!!
Link: -_-*
Rylasasin: fine, I'll take the stupid PSI away when you guys are done with the freakin earthbound plot.
Link: and when will that be?
Rylasasin: In 2012.
Link: 'DOH!
Medli: ehem... mani mani or whatever?
Link: riiiiight...
(they go up to the salor guy)
Sailor guy: up ahead is the mani-mani statue but I'm gonna stop you right here. HUZZA! You really supprised me there! It's the man who has a gold tooth and an connected eyebrows! Hey pal, why not dump these freaks and lets get somthin to drink?
???: your on!
(the sailor goes away)
(they walk up to the statue, there is someone in front of it)
Medli: ehem...
(the figure turns around and is revealed to be...
Zelda?!)
"Zelda": EK! Don't hurt me! I... I am not Zelda!!!
("Zelda" disappears, link and Medli walk up to the statue)
Text in little box : It's a Golden statue that you have seen before. Well maybe not. But whatever...
(Battle swirl engulfs the screen- er I mean world)
Evil RoMani Mani attacks!
Link trys Psi Rockin Beta!
214 HP of damage to Evil RoMani-Mani!
Medli tries PSI Starstorm Alpha!
271 HP of damage to Evil RoMani-Mani!
Evil RoMani-Mani tried PSI shield Alpha!
Evil RoMani-Mani was protected by the psychic shield!
Link tries PSI Rockin Alpha!
Evil RoMani-Mani's Psycic shield made PSI rockin Alpha disappear!
Medli Attacks!
34 HP of damage to Evil RoMani-Mani!
Evil RoMani-Mani tries PSI Lighting Beta!
It didn't hit anyone!
It didn't hit anyone!
Medli attacks!
31 HP of damage to Evil RoMani-Mani!
Link tries PSI rockin alpha!
Evil RoMani-Mani's Psycic shield made PSI rockin Alpha disappear!
Evil RoMani-Mani's Psycic shield disappeared!
Evil RoMani-Mani tries PSI freeze Gamma!
340 Mortal Damage to Medli!
Medli got hurt and Collapsed!
Link Used the secret herb!
Medli was revived!
Evil RoMani-Mani Tried lifeup beta!
Evil RoMani-Mani recovered 140 HP!
Medli tried PSI shield Beta!
Link's body was protected by the Psycic shield!
Medli's body was protected by the Pyscic shield!
Link Attacked!
SMAAAAASH!!!
140 HP of damage to Evil RoMani-Mani!
Medli Threw the super bomb!
340 HP to Evil RoMani-Mani!
Evil RoMani-Mani tries PSI fire Omega!
Link's Psychic shield made PSI Fire Omega Disappear!
Medli's Psychic shield made PSI Fire Omega Disappear!
Link attacks!
Just missed!
Medli attacks!
SMAAAAASH!!!
120 HP of damage to Evil RoMani-Mani!!
Evil RoMani-Mani was broken into pieces!
YOU WON!
Exp blah blah blah
*end battle scene*
(moonside turns white, then Medli appear... in a backroom of somekind?)
Text in a box: The RoMani-mani statue was actually a device that created illusions. The illusion device was destroyed.
Link: then why do we still see these damn text boxes?!
Text in a box: well its better than Narators isn't it?!
Link: well... I guess.
(they get out. They are in a bar or café or something. They walk out of it to find they are in... a city?!)
LOL... wind wanker has been revived! Finally Rylasasin has come over his sickness of the epidemic known as writer's block. Ok as you have seen this will adapt a new plot... the earthbound plot. If I get bored with it I will think up of something else and have them fight giygas right away.
And another thing... before you flame about the Romani-mani thing, let me tell you I HAVE NOTHING against romani. Its just that its obviously easier to spoof mani-mani by using romani (all you do is add RO to the begging of it) than say Zelda or Naburoo or *Gulp* Ruto. Don't worry I'll probably spoof a few others elsewhere. LOL. Thank you! Oh and R&R. I need those reviews.
(a guy from moonside walks into the conversation)
Rylasasin: hey how did you get here?!
Guy: Hello... and Goodbye!
(you get teleported to the next chapter)
I no own Zelda, Metroid, Starfox, Earthbound, etc. what else is new?
Chapter 11:
Link: ok just where is this "Maggie" idiot?
Medli: try asking that guy over there.
Link: Hello?
Guy: Hello... and goodbye!
Link: wh-
(they get teleported to another area)
Link: What the fuck?!
Medli: ummm hi mr!
Yet another guy: Hello and goodbye!
(they get teleported to another area)
Link: Dammit!
Medli: ok no more talking to guys.
Link: HEY MAN YA GOT STUFF?
Man: Hello... and goodbye!
(they get teleported again)
Medli: LINK!!!
Link: What?
Medli: NO MORE TALKING TO PEOPLE!!
Link: fine... geez what did I do?
Medli: *sigh*
(Link and Medli try to get back to the city, but they seem to be blocked by invisible walls)
Medli: aww now what?
Link: -_-
Medli: oh... wait... I get it. We have to talk to the people to send us to...
Link: Where?
Medli: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Link: :-P
Medli: hey, you! They guy with the gay tropical shirt on!
Man: hello... and goodbye ya fucking asses
(they get teleported... into a room with no walls all around it and no door. There is a man that sort of looks like Mr. T in it and it appears as if there is a shadow of another guy in there.)
Link: grrr. Fucking moonside.
Medli: uh... hello?
Mr. T impersonator: what? You need help foo? Talk to my partner over there. I'm too busy doing nothing.
Link: oooookaay....
Mr. T impersonator: What? You can't see him foo?
(they randomly try taking around the room until)
???: heh heh can you actually see me?
Link: no way
???: hahahaha you can huh? You've become a true moonsidian.
Link: That's it, this place is fucked up. Hey you! Where's the door?!
Mr. T impersonator: You lookin' for a door foo? Well ya ain't gonna find one. Now get out of my face ya loser, and quit interrupting my all important task of doing nothing.
(they get teleported to another room. A bedroom it appears like)
???: hey its me. There's something interesting about you two, so I'm gonna be a complete annoyance and follow you. Don't worry, if you get into a fight I'll be lame and get hurt in it.
(they walk out the door... to find it's a hotel. Woopie :P)
???: my tooth is gold.
(they walk out of the hotel)
???: hey check it out... I got connected eyelids. LOL
(Retardo runs up to him)
Retardo: Where's Maggie? Welsome mo tooncide
???: What?! You fag.
Retardo: YOU DARE RESIST THE GREAT RETARDO?!
???: bring it on!
(Battle swirl envelops the world)
Retardo has blocked your way!
??? tries PSI freeze Alpha!
130 HP of damage to Retardo!
Link attacks!
40 HP of damage! to Retardo!
Medli attacks!
34 HP of damage to Retardo!
Retardo is acting like a moron.
??? Tries Psi Fire beta!
110 HP of damage to Retardo!
Link throws the bomb!
100 HP of damage to Retardo!
Medli is on guard
Retardo Attacks!
SMAAAAAASH!!!!
80 HP of damage to Link!
??? uses Physical shield omega!
???'s body is protected by the power shield!
Link's body is protected by the power shield!
Medli's Body is protected by the power shield!
Link takes out the can of Coke and drinks it!
Link recovered 60 HP!
Medli tries PSI lifeup alpha!
Link's HP is maxed out!
Retardo trys PSI Fart Omega!
90 HP damage to link!
110 Mortal Damage to Medli!
60 HP damage to ???!
Medli got hurt and collapsed!
(menus turn redish like in earthbound etc)
??? tries PSI healing Omega!
Medli is revived!
(menus turn back to normal)
Link trys launching the bottle rocket!
But it doesn't work.
Retardo called for help!
Ruto wannabe A joined the battle!
Medli Tried PSI starstorm Alpha!
300 HP of damage to Retardo!
Retardo Turned back to normal! (translation for people who never played earthbound: Retardo was defeated)
999HP damage to Ruto wannabe A!
Ruto wannabe A was totally annihilated!
YOU WON!
Ex blah blah blah
*end battle scene*
Link: just what the hell was that all about?
Rylasasin: recently I played earthbound again so I'm changing the plot yet again. Expect a lot more Earthbound-battles. Cheers ^_^
Link: and just how the hell is Medli able to use PSI?
Rylasasin: well... uh.... Umm... its earthbound, right? Actually you have them too, just not the same ones.
Link: well...
Rylasasin: I know what your getting at. I mean come on she's got to have SOMETHING!!!!
Link: -_-*
Rylasasin: fine, I'll take the stupid PSI away when you guys are done with the freakin earthbound plot.
Link: and when will that be?
Rylasasin: In 2012.
Link: 'DOH!
Medli: ehem... mani mani or whatever?
Link: riiiiight...
(they go up to the salor guy)
Sailor guy: up ahead is the mani-mani statue but I'm gonna stop you right here. HUZZA! You really supprised me there! It's the man who has a gold tooth and an connected eyebrows! Hey pal, why not dump these freaks and lets get somthin to drink?
???: your on!
(the sailor goes away)
(they walk up to the statue, there is someone in front of it)
Medli: ehem...
(the figure turns around and is revealed to be...
Zelda?!)
"Zelda": EK! Don't hurt me! I... I am not Zelda!!!
("Zelda" disappears, link and Medli walk up to the statue)
Text in little box : It's a Golden statue that you have seen before. Well maybe not. But whatever...
(Battle swirl engulfs the screen- er I mean world)
Evil RoMani Mani attacks!
Link trys Psi Rockin Beta!
214 HP of damage to Evil RoMani-Mani!
Medli tries PSI Starstorm Alpha!
271 HP of damage to Evil RoMani-Mani!
Evil RoMani-Mani tried PSI shield Alpha!
Evil RoMani-Mani was protected by the psychic shield!
Link tries PSI Rockin Alpha!
Evil RoMani-Mani's Psycic shield made PSI rockin Alpha disappear!
Medli Attacks!
34 HP of damage to Evil RoMani-Mani!
Evil RoMani-Mani tries PSI Lighting Beta!
It didn't hit anyone!
It didn't hit anyone!
Medli attacks!
31 HP of damage to Evil RoMani-Mani!
Link tries PSI rockin alpha!
Evil RoMani-Mani's Psycic shield made PSI rockin Alpha disappear!
Evil RoMani-Mani's Psycic shield disappeared!
Evil RoMani-Mani tries PSI freeze Gamma!
340 Mortal Damage to Medli!
Medli got hurt and Collapsed!
Link Used the secret herb!
Medli was revived!
Evil RoMani-Mani Tried lifeup beta!
Evil RoMani-Mani recovered 140 HP!
Medli tried PSI shield Beta!
Link's body was protected by the Psycic shield!
Medli's body was protected by the Pyscic shield!
Link Attacked!
SMAAAAASH!!!
140 HP of damage to Evil RoMani-Mani!
Medli Threw the super bomb!
340 HP to Evil RoMani-Mani!
Evil RoMani-Mani tries PSI fire Omega!
Link's Psychic shield made PSI Fire Omega Disappear!
Medli's Psychic shield made PSI Fire Omega Disappear!
Link attacks!
Just missed!
Medli attacks!
SMAAAAASH!!!
120 HP of damage to Evil RoMani-Mani!!
Evil RoMani-Mani was broken into pieces!
YOU WON!
Exp blah blah blah
*end battle scene*
(moonside turns white, then Medli appear... in a backroom of somekind?)
Text in a box: The RoMani-mani statue was actually a device that created illusions. The illusion device was destroyed.
Link: then why do we still see these damn text boxes?!
Text in a box: well its better than Narators isn't it?!
Link: well... I guess.
(they get out. They are in a bar or café or something. They walk out of it to find they are in... a city?!)
LOL... wind wanker has been revived! Finally Rylasasin has come over his sickness of the epidemic known as writer's block. Ok as you have seen this will adapt a new plot... the earthbound plot. If I get bored with it I will think up of something else and have them fight giygas right away.
And another thing... before you flame about the Romani-mani thing, let me tell you I HAVE NOTHING against romani. Its just that its obviously easier to spoof mani-mani by using romani (all you do is add RO to the begging of it) than say Zelda or Naburoo or *Gulp* Ruto. Don't worry I'll probably spoof a few others elsewhere. LOL. Thank you! Oh and R&R. I need those reviews.
(a guy from moonside walks into the conversation)
Rylasasin: hey how did you get here?!
Guy: Hello... and Goodbye!
(you get teleported to the next chapter)