I no own Zelda, Metroid, Starfox, Earthbound, etc. what else is new?
Rylasasin: Ok ok first things first, the news.
Rylasasin: First off, I would like to thank my hit fan Caseys_Cheesey_Life for supporting my story all the way.
Rylasasin: Also, the yahoo group is up and ready. Its at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/medlink
Rylasasin: ok ok so its rather empty etc, but that's were you come in, yes, YOU!!!
Uncle Sam: I want YOU to join Rylasasin's Medlink yahoo group and put more pictures in there.
Rylasasin: yes thank you. And don't forget about medlink fanfiction.
This chapter may get a little boring but it's a plot device, so relax. I'll try to humorify it as much as possible, but I can't guarentee anything.
(Link and Medli get to the Montr- er I mean Zelda building)
(they get in elevator)
Lady: this elevator goes directy to the 84548373965th floor.
Link: oh gods...
Lady, hey quit standing behind me and staring at my hips!
Link: Are you programmed to say that?
Lady: Error! This program has performed an illegal operation. And will be shut down.
Link: damn robots and their windows 95 software programs.
(Medli pushes a button that says "go directly to Zelda. Do not pass go, do not collect $200" on it)
Medli: Dumb joke.
(suddenly through the elevator a guy holding a box that says "GO" is visible. Just then the elevator jams and they fall to the bottom.)
Medli and Link: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The elevator... Lands without a scratch?!)
Medli: what the hell?
(they get out of the elevator. Suddenly they see two 100 dollar bills siting on the ground. They both leap at them and each get one... only to discover its play money.
Link: Bad joke?
Medli: Shut up.
Link: ok where's Zelda?
Medli: would that be her behind that door?
(they both bust through the door.)
Zelda: !!!
(she runs behind the desk and ducks like a coward, and Shivers as if it were 30 below zero in there.)
Zelda: NO! DON'T LET PHAGE GET ME!!!
Medli: Phage?!
Phage The Untoutchable ( http://www.findmagiccards.com/Cards/LE/Phage_the_Untouchable.html ): HAHAHA!!! IT IS I!!! PHAGE THE UNTOUCHABLE! I SHALL NOW GIVE ZELDA THE RIGHT HAND OF DOOM!
Link: That was soooooo lame.
Medli: and you REALLY need a makeover.
Phage: Shut up bird girl. I'm coming after YOU as soon as I'm done with Princess Prissy. NOW WITNESS MY POWER OF EXTREME OBSURDITY!!!
(Phage slaps Zelda, and Zelda screams at this, and she rots on the spot due to phage's power of decay or whatever.)
link: holy crap!
Medli: Hey cool do that to ruto!!!
Phage: Now to give you a birdshit makeover.
(battle swirl)
Phage the Untouchable has trapped you!
Link tries Physical Shield Beta!
Medli's body was protected by the power shield!
Phage the Untouchable attacks!
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
999HP of mortal Damage to Medli!
The Power shield Reflected the attack!
500 HP of Damage to Phage the Untouchable!
Medli got hurt and collapsed...
Link tries PSI Rockin beta!
10 HP of damage to Phage the Untouchable!
Phage attacks!
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
1998 HP of Damage to link
Link got hurt and collapsed!
You lost the battle-
Suddenly an angel-like figure breaks through the wall!
... Its Akroma, Angel of Wrath!
Akroma uses the mirari!
Medli was revived!
Link was revived!
Phage's Sudden death powers are gone!
Akroma's Offense went up by 999!!!
Akroma's Defense went up by 999!!!
Phage the Untouchable attacks!
1 HP of damage to link!
Akroma attacks!
SMAAAAAAAAASH!!!!
9999999999999 HP of damage to Phage the Untouchable!
Phage the untouchable returned to the dust of the earth
YOU WON!!!!
You gained lots of EXP etc etc.
(end battle)
Akroma: During the game by this time there were SUPPOSED to be three people but with a lack of people to spoof and the link/Medli pairings, I got the job. So let me join k?
Medli: I don't know, I -
Link: Medli! What do you mean you don't know! Of course you can join!
Medli: Link?!
Link: well we'd be dead if it wasn't for her, and she is INSANELY powerful.
Medli: how could you tell?
Link: I lost 10 magic the gathering games to that card.
Medli: -_-*
(Akroma joins the group)
Akroma: now we got to go to uh.... Summers
Medli: Why?
Akroma: Because I said so.
Medli: Whatever.
Link: uhhh how we get to summers?
Akroma: I don't know, teleport?
Medli: uh one problem with that... WE HAVEN"T BEEN THERE YET SO WE CAN'T TELEPORT THERE!
Akroma: so I'm stupid. So sue me.
Link: wait... you're an angel, so lets go!
Akroma: huh? Oh, DUH!!! What the hell was I thinking?!
(Akroma takes link. Akroma and Medli fly to summers)
ok What's gonna happen in summers? Can't tell ya. LOL!!!!
Rylasasin: Ok ok first things first, the news.
Rylasasin: First off, I would like to thank my hit fan Caseys_Cheesey_Life for supporting my story all the way.
Rylasasin: Also, the yahoo group is up and ready. Its at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/medlink
Rylasasin: ok ok so its rather empty etc, but that's were you come in, yes, YOU!!!
Uncle Sam: I want YOU to join Rylasasin's Medlink yahoo group and put more pictures in there.
Rylasasin: yes thank you. And don't forget about medlink fanfiction.
This chapter may get a little boring but it's a plot device, so relax. I'll try to humorify it as much as possible, but I can't guarentee anything.
(Link and Medli get to the Montr- er I mean Zelda building)
(they get in elevator)
Lady: this elevator goes directy to the 84548373965th floor.
Link: oh gods...
Lady, hey quit standing behind me and staring at my hips!
Link: Are you programmed to say that?
Lady: Error! This program has performed an illegal operation. And will be shut down.
Link: damn robots and their windows 95 software programs.
(Medli pushes a button that says "go directly to Zelda. Do not pass go, do not collect $200" on it)
Medli: Dumb joke.
(suddenly through the elevator a guy holding a box that says "GO" is visible. Just then the elevator jams and they fall to the bottom.)
Medli and Link: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The elevator... Lands without a scratch?!)
Medli: what the hell?
(they get out of the elevator. Suddenly they see two 100 dollar bills siting on the ground. They both leap at them and each get one... only to discover its play money.
Link: Bad joke?
Medli: Shut up.
Link: ok where's Zelda?
Medli: would that be her behind that door?
(they both bust through the door.)
Zelda: !!!
(she runs behind the desk and ducks like a coward, and Shivers as if it were 30 below zero in there.)
Zelda: NO! DON'T LET PHAGE GET ME!!!
Medli: Phage?!
Phage The Untoutchable ( http://www.findmagiccards.com/Cards/LE/Phage_the_Untouchable.html ): HAHAHA!!! IT IS I!!! PHAGE THE UNTOUCHABLE! I SHALL NOW GIVE ZELDA THE RIGHT HAND OF DOOM!
Link: That was soooooo lame.
Medli: and you REALLY need a makeover.
Phage: Shut up bird girl. I'm coming after YOU as soon as I'm done with Princess Prissy. NOW WITNESS MY POWER OF EXTREME OBSURDITY!!!
(Phage slaps Zelda, and Zelda screams at this, and she rots on the spot due to phage's power of decay or whatever.)
link: holy crap!
Medli: Hey cool do that to ruto!!!
Phage: Now to give you a birdshit makeover.
(battle swirl)
Phage the Untouchable has trapped you!
Link tries Physical Shield Beta!
Medli's body was protected by the power shield!
Phage the Untouchable attacks!
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
999HP of mortal Damage to Medli!
The Power shield Reflected the attack!
500 HP of Damage to Phage the Untouchable!
Medli got hurt and collapsed...
Link tries PSI Rockin beta!
10 HP of damage to Phage the Untouchable!
Phage attacks!
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
1998 HP of Damage to link
Link got hurt and collapsed!
You lost the battle-
Suddenly an angel-like figure breaks through the wall!
... Its Akroma, Angel of Wrath!
Akroma uses the mirari!
Medli was revived!
Link was revived!
Phage's Sudden death powers are gone!
Akroma's Offense went up by 999!!!
Akroma's Defense went up by 999!!!
Phage the Untouchable attacks!
1 HP of damage to link!
Akroma attacks!
SMAAAAAAAAASH!!!!
9999999999999 HP of damage to Phage the Untouchable!
Phage the untouchable returned to the dust of the earth
YOU WON!!!!
You gained lots of EXP etc etc.
(end battle)
Akroma: During the game by this time there were SUPPOSED to be three people but with a lack of people to spoof and the link/Medli pairings, I got the job. So let me join k?
Medli: I don't know, I -
Link: Medli! What do you mean you don't know! Of course you can join!
Medli: Link?!
Link: well we'd be dead if it wasn't for her, and she is INSANELY powerful.
Medli: how could you tell?
Link: I lost 10 magic the gathering games to that card.
Medli: -_-*
(Akroma joins the group)
Akroma: now we got to go to uh.... Summers
Medli: Why?
Akroma: Because I said so.
Medli: Whatever.
Link: uhhh how we get to summers?
Akroma: I don't know, teleport?
Medli: uh one problem with that... WE HAVEN"T BEEN THERE YET SO WE CAN'T TELEPORT THERE!
Akroma: so I'm stupid. So sue me.
Link: wait... you're an angel, so lets go!
Akroma: huh? Oh, DUH!!! What the hell was I thinking?!
(Akroma takes link. Akroma and Medli fly to summers)
ok What's gonna happen in summers? Can't tell ya. LOL!!!!