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Chap 13: More Magic Cameos
Link: Hey cool a Beach!
Medli: Link...
Link: Yeah?
Medli: There's Beaches back home :P.
Link: Huh? Oh yeah duh. :(
Akroma: Hey look Magic Cake!
Medli: ???
Link: Wats Magic Cake?
Akroma: Just shaddap and try it.
(They all go and buy and eat magic cake)
Link: I feel weird...
(Medli looks like she isn't feeling well either)
Akroma: I forgot to mention, it does stuff to hylians...
Medli: Yeah now ya tell us ya idiot.
Akroma: Stfu dizzy bird-girl...
(the screen- er world seems to drift in either direction)
Text in the Box: Link fell asleep and had a dream. It was a very strange and clear dream.
Text on screen:
DALAAM
A flying country, what the fuck?
Prince Poo, Crown Prince of Dalaam. Whatever.
Poo's Master: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Mu Training Blah Blah blah blah. now get out of here.
Poo: Yes massa.
(Poo walks out of castle)
(Poo walks out to the place of nothingness (A very tall place yadda yadda yadda)
Stupid Star Guy: I once finished Mu training, and I am researching how to be annoying. LOL. now go train and be annoyed by my annoying annoyingness!
(Guy disappears)
Poo: Dumbass.
(climbs up the rope)
(poo begins to meditate)
Voice: POO!
Poo: Not on my land! I just got done spending +$1000 bucks getting it washed...
Voice: POO! You must stop your meditation immediately
Poo: Shaddap.
Voice: Because your master wishes it.
Poo: Wishes are banned in onslaught block constructed.
Voice: ???
Poo: Magic the gathering Joke.
Voice: Poo, stop, now! I am your ancestor.
Poo: yeah, I'm your Decendant, and we don't get excited about THAT now do we?
Voice: Thats it...
(Big mean looking ghost head comes and takes up same place that poo is)
Mu: I will now take your Arms for no apparent reason than to follow the pointless plot of earthbound. Do you accept this?
(Mu takes arms off. actually it isn't those horrifing scenes you see in zombie movies, the arms just pop off and no blood or anything comes form them. how odd.)
Mu: I will now take your Legs and feed them to the crows. You will loose use of them. do you except this?
(Mu takes his legs off)
Now you can only lie there and listen. I will now take your ears. etc.
(Mu takes poo's hearing)
Text in a box: Now you cannot hear, you can only see what the fuck i'm saying by this gay-ass text box. I will take your seeing away so you cannot see it.
(poo goes blind)
Text in a box: blah blah blah mind blah blah blah take blah blah .
(Poo comes out of his meditation. his arms and everything... are back on. LOL
Poo: This Mu training is crap. I know I should have done yoga instead!
Text in a box: You have completed the final trial of Mu training! now go see master and tell him to fuck off!!!
(poo goes to master)
Master: Congragulations! you have passed the mu training! now go join the chosen four before they kill each other.
(poo teleports away)
(a little while before)
(the gang of three is playing a game of magic the gathering with... DUM DUM DUM tetra. Akroma is playing a 1vs1 game vs tetra, and medli and link are playing a 1vs1 game against each other.)
Akroma: and I will cycle akromas vengence and slide your tetra, idiot of doom out, then I will play wrath of god and kill all creatures. go.
Tetra: Fuck you. (draws a card) shit. uhh... go
Akroma: at the end of your turn, I will play Medli's edict, and you need to sacrifice a pirate. if that pirate happens to be a card called "tetra, idiot of doom", I win the game.
Tetra: but I only have tetra idiot of doom, you killed everyone else...
Akroma: I win ya idiot.
Tetra: WHY YOU!!! (gets in a fight with akroma, Akroma wins and tetra appears dead but then she uses zelda powers and kills akroma. akromas big ass sword flys out of her hands and lands right on tetra, so they are both dead)
Medli: uhhhhh did you hear somthing?
Link: ummm.... (looks in both directions)Nn-nnoooooooo....
Medli: (looks left) aww crap akroma and tetra killed themselves. Oh wait, thats a good thing ^_^
Link: Great! no more akroma to complain about us makin out!
Medli: oooooohhhhh liiink are you ...
Link: well I wasn't really asking for it but oh well here it goes
(Medli and link's lips are about an inch apart when)
Poo: ok ick that is just nasty a bird girl and human boy makin out! ick!
???: shaddap I think they'd make a great pair!
(Link and medli break away instantly)
Link: Ok just who the fuck interupted our- WOAH!!! YOU ARE THE BEST MAN!! GOD I NEED TO GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!
Poo: well thanks I didn't know I was that popular, actually I did because I am the prince of-
Link: shut up ya zelink pusher I was talking to the guy behind ya!
(poo turns around to see...)
Medli: Urza the Planeswalker?!
Urza: Yeah I came in as a replacement for Akroma.
Link: But didn't you die in Apocolypse?
Urza: Hell no! me and yawgmoth just got teleported to different fanfictions. I got teleported here. I wonder where Yawgmoth went to.
Rylasasin: uhh to answer that question he ended up in a fanfiction called "Phyrexian Hyrule". anyone who is reading this I highly suggest you read that one too, even though I did NOT make it lol.
Urza: well good for him. anyway will you guys be needing a replacement for akrmoa?
Link and Medli: YES!!!
Urza: Cool!
text in a box:Poo and Urza have Joined you.
Poo: alright... where do we go now?
Urza: hmm... I sense... we need to go to scaraba.
Link: ok lets see if the fisher dude can take us.
(over at the dock)
Captain: Arr! me wife stoped making magic cake: How can I kil- er Thank you?
Link: take us to scaraba.
Captain: okkkie that'll be 40 bucks per person.
Link: shit we don't have that-
(urza forks over the 160 bucks)
Link: your a lifesaver man!
Urza: hey I AM a planeswalker ya know. one can't walk planes for over 4000 years and not get rich in some way ^_^
Captain: ok get on the damn boat.
(they get on the boat)
(after a while)
Captain: blarh blarh blarh blarh blarh.
(little while later)
Captain: Blarh Blarh blarh blarh blarh kraken blarh blarh blarh blarh
(after a while the sky turns dark, and the Kraken appears)
Captain: HERE IT COMES!!!
(battle swirl)
The Kraken has Appeared!
Link attacks!
10 HP of damage to the Kraken!
Medli attacks!
7 HP of damage to the Kraken!
Urza attacks!
100 hp of damage to the Kraken!
Poo Attacks!
50 HP of damage the Kraken!
The Kraken sets up the text the zero wing mode!
Link get feel strange...
Medli get feel strange...
Urza no effected. effect no get feel strange.
Poo get feel strange...
The Kraken get feel strange...
Link feel strange
Main Link attack!
Poo get set up 230 HP mortal damage
Poo get collapse faint.
Medli on guard
The Kraken feel strange...
Main the Kraken attack!
The Kraken Get set up 54 HP of damage!
urza set up the text the secret herb for great justice!
The text went back to normal!
Medli went back to normal!
Link went back to normal!
The Kraken went back to normal!
Link tries PSI Rockin Beta!
210 HP of damamge to the Kraken!
Medli tries PSI freeze Gamma!
453 HP of damage to the Kraken!
Urza uses the Legacy Weapon part A!!!
1203 HP of damage to the Kraken!
The Kraken breaths Fire!
210 Hp of damage to link!
348 HP of mortal damage to medli!
urza took out the large pizza and everyone ate it!
Link's HP is maxed out!
Medli's HP is maxed out!
Urza's HP is maxed out!
Link attacks!
SMAAAAAASH!!!!
100 HP of damage to the Kraken!
Medli tries PSI freeze beta!
246 HP of damage!
The Kraken sets up the text the zero wing mode!
Link get feel strange...
Medli get feel strange...
Urza no effected. effect no get feel strange.
The Kraken was defeated
All the Win are belong to You!
Everyone get set up 2342 'EXP'
(Battle get set up the end)
Captain: Wow! the Kraken Get died!
Link: please not talk that.... What! me talk crap too! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Captain: we continue sail Scaraba. you be famous!
Medli: Urza fix text!
Urza: can't fix text can't take off any secret herbs.
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Will the crappy zero wing-style text haunt us for the rest of the game er fiction? Can anyone fix it? will I get any reveiws? Will anyone join my medlink yahoo group at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/medlink/ ? Find out in the next exciting chapter of The legend of zelda: The wind Wanker!!!
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Chap 13: More Magic Cameos
Link: Hey cool a Beach!
Medli: Link...
Link: Yeah?
Medli: There's Beaches back home :P.
Link: Huh? Oh yeah duh. :(
Akroma: Hey look Magic Cake!
Medli: ???
Link: Wats Magic Cake?
Akroma: Just shaddap and try it.
(They all go and buy and eat magic cake)
Link: I feel weird...
(Medli looks like she isn't feeling well either)
Akroma: I forgot to mention, it does stuff to hylians...
Medli: Yeah now ya tell us ya idiot.
Akroma: Stfu dizzy bird-girl...
(the screen- er world seems to drift in either direction)
Text in the Box: Link fell asleep and had a dream. It was a very strange and clear dream.
Text on screen:
DALAAM
A flying country, what the fuck?
Prince Poo, Crown Prince of Dalaam. Whatever.
Poo's Master: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Mu Training Blah Blah blah blah. now get out of here.
Poo: Yes massa.
(Poo walks out of castle)
(Poo walks out to the place of nothingness (A very tall place yadda yadda yadda)
Stupid Star Guy: I once finished Mu training, and I am researching how to be annoying. LOL. now go train and be annoyed by my annoying annoyingness!
(Guy disappears)
Poo: Dumbass.
(climbs up the rope)
(poo begins to meditate)
Voice: POO!
Poo: Not on my land! I just got done spending +$1000 bucks getting it washed...
Voice: POO! You must stop your meditation immediately
Poo: Shaddap.
Voice: Because your master wishes it.
Poo: Wishes are banned in onslaught block constructed.
Voice: ???
Poo: Magic the gathering Joke.
Voice: Poo, stop, now! I am your ancestor.
Poo: yeah, I'm your Decendant, and we don't get excited about THAT now do we?
Voice: Thats it...
(Big mean looking ghost head comes and takes up same place that poo is)
Mu: I will now take your Arms for no apparent reason than to follow the pointless plot of earthbound. Do you accept this?
(Mu takes arms off. actually it isn't those horrifing scenes you see in zombie movies, the arms just pop off and no blood or anything comes form them. how odd.)
Mu: I will now take your Legs and feed them to the crows. You will loose use of them. do you except this?
(Mu takes his legs off)
Now you can only lie there and listen. I will now take your ears. etc.
(Mu takes poo's hearing)
Text in a box: Now you cannot hear, you can only see what the fuck i'm saying by this gay-ass text box. I will take your seeing away so you cannot see it.
(poo goes blind)
Text in a box: blah blah blah mind blah blah blah take blah blah .
(Poo comes out of his meditation. his arms and everything... are back on. LOL
Poo: This Mu training is crap. I know I should have done yoga instead!
Text in a box: You have completed the final trial of Mu training! now go see master and tell him to fuck off!!!
(poo goes to master)
Master: Congragulations! you have passed the mu training! now go join the chosen four before they kill each other.
(poo teleports away)
(a little while before)
(the gang of three is playing a game of magic the gathering with... DUM DUM DUM tetra. Akroma is playing a 1vs1 game vs tetra, and medli and link are playing a 1vs1 game against each other.)
Akroma: and I will cycle akromas vengence and slide your tetra, idiot of doom out, then I will play wrath of god and kill all creatures. go.
Tetra: Fuck you. (draws a card) shit. uhh... go
Akroma: at the end of your turn, I will play Medli's edict, and you need to sacrifice a pirate. if that pirate happens to be a card called "tetra, idiot of doom", I win the game.
Tetra: but I only have tetra idiot of doom, you killed everyone else...
Akroma: I win ya idiot.
Tetra: WHY YOU!!! (gets in a fight with akroma, Akroma wins and tetra appears dead but then she uses zelda powers and kills akroma. akromas big ass sword flys out of her hands and lands right on tetra, so they are both dead)
Medli: uhhhhh did you hear somthing?
Link: ummm.... (looks in both directions)Nn-nnoooooooo....
Medli: (looks left) aww crap akroma and tetra killed themselves. Oh wait, thats a good thing ^_^
Link: Great! no more akroma to complain about us makin out!
Medli: oooooohhhhh liiink are you ...
Link: well I wasn't really asking for it but oh well here it goes
(Medli and link's lips are about an inch apart when)
Poo: ok ick that is just nasty a bird girl and human boy makin out! ick!
???: shaddap I think they'd make a great pair!
(Link and medli break away instantly)
Link: Ok just who the fuck interupted our- WOAH!!! YOU ARE THE BEST MAN!! GOD I NEED TO GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!
Poo: well thanks I didn't know I was that popular, actually I did because I am the prince of-
Link: shut up ya zelink pusher I was talking to the guy behind ya!
(poo turns around to see...)
Medli: Urza the Planeswalker?!
Urza: Yeah I came in as a replacement for Akroma.
Link: But didn't you die in Apocolypse?
Urza: Hell no! me and yawgmoth just got teleported to different fanfictions. I got teleported here. I wonder where Yawgmoth went to.
Rylasasin: uhh to answer that question he ended up in a fanfiction called "Phyrexian Hyrule". anyone who is reading this I highly suggest you read that one too, even though I did NOT make it lol.
Urza: well good for him. anyway will you guys be needing a replacement for akrmoa?
Link and Medli: YES!!!
Urza: Cool!
text in a box:Poo and Urza have Joined you.
Poo: alright... where do we go now?
Urza: hmm... I sense... we need to go to scaraba.
Link: ok lets see if the fisher dude can take us.
(over at the dock)
Captain: Arr! me wife stoped making magic cake: How can I kil- er Thank you?
Link: take us to scaraba.
Captain: okkkie that'll be 40 bucks per person.
Link: shit we don't have that-
(urza forks over the 160 bucks)
Link: your a lifesaver man!
Urza: hey I AM a planeswalker ya know. one can't walk planes for over 4000 years and not get rich in some way ^_^
Captain: ok get on the damn boat.
(they get on the boat)
(after a while)
Captain: blarh blarh blarh blarh blarh.
(little while later)
Captain: Blarh Blarh blarh blarh blarh kraken blarh blarh blarh blarh
(after a while the sky turns dark, and the Kraken appears)
Captain: HERE IT COMES!!!
(battle swirl)
The Kraken has Appeared!
Link attacks!
10 HP of damage to the Kraken!
Medli attacks!
7 HP of damage to the Kraken!
Urza attacks!
100 hp of damage to the Kraken!
Poo Attacks!
50 HP of damage the Kraken!
The Kraken sets up the text the zero wing mode!
Link get feel strange...
Medli get feel strange...
Urza no effected. effect no get feel strange.
Poo get feel strange...
The Kraken get feel strange...
Link feel strange
Main Link attack!
Poo get set up 230 HP mortal damage
Poo get collapse faint.
Medli on guard
The Kraken feel strange...
Main the Kraken attack!
The Kraken Get set up 54 HP of damage!
urza set up the text the secret herb for great justice!
The text went back to normal!
Medli went back to normal!
Link went back to normal!
The Kraken went back to normal!
Link tries PSI Rockin Beta!
210 HP of damamge to the Kraken!
Medli tries PSI freeze Gamma!
453 HP of damage to the Kraken!
Urza uses the Legacy Weapon part A!!!
1203 HP of damage to the Kraken!
The Kraken breaths Fire!
210 Hp of damage to link!
348 HP of mortal damage to medli!
urza took out the large pizza and everyone ate it!
Link's HP is maxed out!
Medli's HP is maxed out!
Urza's HP is maxed out!
Link attacks!
SMAAAAAASH!!!!
100 HP of damage to the Kraken!
Medli tries PSI freeze beta!
246 HP of damage!
The Kraken sets up the text the zero wing mode!
Link get feel strange...
Medli get feel strange...
Urza no effected. effect no get feel strange.
The Kraken was defeated
All the Win are belong to You!
Everyone get set up 2342 'EXP'
(Battle get set up the end)
Captain: Wow! the Kraken Get died!
Link: please not talk that.... What! me talk crap too! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Captain: we continue sail Scaraba. you be famous!
Medli: Urza fix text!
Urza: can't fix text can't take off any secret herbs.
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Will the crappy zero wing-style text haunt us for the rest of the game er fiction? Can anyone fix it? will I get any reveiws? Will anyone join my medlink yahoo group at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/medlink/ ? Find out in the next exciting chapter of The legend of zelda: The wind Wanker!!!