A Collection of short parody stories!
A/N Its half two on new yrs eve and we're so pissed we thought we'd write this! Mwhahahahaha!
A/N2 If you're American we'd like you to know we can spell COLOUR right!
A/N3 Can you post fan fic at 3:22 in the morning?
1. The Alyssa song story
A/N4: the songs are in bold! (Written from Alyssa's point of view)
I just wanna be loved by every single god damn person in the world.
I had a dream that I loved myself (was that a dream?)Step By Step I'm becoming a pain in the ass
Can You Feel It? The irritation you get when I'm around
Destiny like I have one!
Happiness no one else should feel it but me
Give A Little Kindness to me
Be My Baby/Tell Me that you love me although no one is a good as me
Let My Love Show You that I'm fugly
We Need the Children there's so many! Don't you wish there were loads of little me's!
Look In My Heart you will see, there's nothing good in me
What A Feeling
Da Doo Ron Ron/Magic In Your Eyes like I care
You Lied To Me I lied to you first
The Best In The World that could only be me
Kimi Wa Sunshine Boy Shannon how could you?
Born To Love Seriously
Waiting For My Star the best one in the sky is named after me
Straight To The Top I bet you're looking at my top aren't you?
Its No Secret that I stalk people so
I Want Your Number please cuz
Every Single Kiss brings meCloser To You and you know
Your Lips Don't Lie you're a crap kisser but
Through It All I offer me protection, a lot of love and affection, I'm always right not wrong so
Say A Prayer Tonight before I'm
Locked Inside A Dream where you can actually
Count On Me !!!!!! It's a horrible
New Sensation when I have to think about someone else
Do You See Me? Of course you do
Talk To Me I'm not wearing any underwear but give me
One Last Dance so I can proof I'm better than you. You're just a
Puppet On A String so I'm going to live
Somewhere In Jamaica !!! But I'll be
Waiting For Your Love cuz
If OnlyEverything You Do you do it for me