"Buenas dias clase."

"Buenas dias, Señora Martinez."

"MR. FRODO!" Sam yelled.

"Samwise Gamgee!" the teacher yelled back.

In Spanish that day, the teacher taught the children some Spanish adjectives. Then, they were supposed to work in partners, and describe each other. Sam ended up with an evil person who no one else wanted to work with.

"¿Como se dice evil en español?" Sam asked.

"¿Como se dice gay en español?" Evil person asked.

Sam became very annoyed with everyone thinking he was gay. He took out his pot, and banged Evil person on the head.