A/N: We are writing this at 3 in the morning, so don't expect it to be spell checked or anything.

4.strange quotes

Alyssa look over there, oh sorry you can't see past your nose.

Is it a ghost is it a vampire…no its Rose…in the shadows.

Shannon you got some chocolate stuck to your face… oh no that's just your mole.

Why did you decide to wear your doormat to work Julian?

Lets go skiing on Holly's eyebrow.

I'm sorry Shannon what did you say I can't hear through that horrile accent.

Brian did Alyssa nick your wrinkle cream.

Omigod Piper died…that's never happened before!

Omigod did Brian just cross his legs!

Omigod Julian you're getting a bald patch on your head, shame its not happening every where else.

Holly maybe you're fang would be best suited to Rose, maybe you should do a fang transplant.

Hey! Rose if you photocopied your chin and your butt no one would be able to tell the difference.

Fang-que said Holly

Alyssa did you cut your hair yourself or was it your cat?

So T.W.King do you have a first name? Is it really bad like Tdtjhrhncfgh?

So T.W.king (if that is indeed your real name) is that your head or neck they just seem to merge together?

Kit you're the best, we know you suffered great pain in your sex transplant how could the cast be so cruel, hang on it did include Alyssa.

Greg is that your chin, or did someone cut off your ass and stick it to your face…if so was it the same person who did it for Rose.

Alyssa have you checked your forehead for a 666.

Shannon how are the horse and their egg butt horse balls?