Kids came in. In the lunchroom, the kids tore apart their food and ate it.
"No! That's not how you eat it!" Sam would yell, running around to everyone and taking their food and putting it in a pot.
"Anyone got some taters?" he asked into the microphone up front.
"Eew! Nasty taters! We hate them!" all the kids yelled back.
Sam made all their foods into a soup, and every person hated it.