5. The I-h8-Alyssa POEM
Alyssa sucks, just so you know
I wish she'd fall out a high window
She's evil and she's really vain
I want her to feel lots of pain
If she has no mirror she's not at ease
She's like a bacterial disease
She makes CD's yet she can't sing
Why does she ruin everything?
She has turned charmed into hell
Why did she choose this planet to dwell?
Charmed now has a cheesy tone
Why can't she leave the show alone?
First it was Prue and now its Cole
Ruining the show must be her goal
Why can't she go and leave no trace
Then I wouldn't have to see her face
She irritates the hell out of me
Why can't I nick her memory?
Then she won't know who she is
And then she'll be out of the biz
Wouldn't that be a dream come true?
Then if she read this she wouldn't sue
Cuz she isn't really a powerful witch
She's a rich and evil, super bitch