"Class. Today we will be making soup. Any questions?" the teacher said.
Sam ventured into his kitchen, set up all his pots, and started searching for the potatoes.
"Got any taters?" he hopefully asked everyone.
"What the bloody hell is a tater?" all the kids responded.
"POH-TAY-TOE!" Sam shouted rudely.
"Sam be nice!" the teacher yelled at him.
Sam picked up a nearby stool and said something no one understood, though it was the same thing he said in the first movie when they barge in on Aragorn freaking Frodo out and he yells something. Keep reading if you are clueless.
"You have a stout heart, Master Hobbit, but that will not save you," the teacher answered wisely.
"Save me from what?"
"DETENTION with me at MAP tomorrow! !"