Whose Line Is It Anyway? Feat. more Trigun people!
Vash: Welcome to another episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway! The producers liked our act soooo much; they are letting us do several more episodes! Tonight, we have Milly Thompson, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Rem Severum, and. Knives?!? (sweatdrop)
Knives: Yes. they wanted to see what would happen if I was one of the actors.
Vash: Well, I hope they just got good insurance. Anyway, our first game tonight is 'Scenes from a Hat!' This is for everyone. They will come down and I will pick skits from a hat for them to perform. (Pulls out cowboy hat.) You're first skit is. 'Jobs that would end up killing you.'
Wolfwood: I work for the Gung-Ho Guns!
Rem: I am Vash's and Knives' caretakers!
Milly: I am Vash's bodyguard!
Knives: I plan on killing humanity.with this! (shoves gigantic chibi Kakashi plushie into camera.)
Vash: ** hits buzzer ** OK. next skit. 'People you would like to see get run over by a bus.'
Rem: Mr. Clinton, there's a bus coming!
Wolfwood: Yo, bin Laden. look out!
Milly: Mr. Leno, keep you're chin up!
Knives: ** Using telepathic powers ** Vash, meet bus. bus, meet Vash.
Vash: ** buzzer again ** That's it for this skit! I'm going to give each of you 100 points, except for Knives. He gets 50 for using me as one of the people to get run over by a bus. Our next game is called. 'Let's make a Date!' This is for all four again. Milly, you are on a dating type show, hopping to choose Knives, Wolfwood, or Rem. But they each have a strange quirk or identity that you have to figure out. Let's get going, shall we!
Milly: Bachelor #1, if we had 12 hours to ourselves, what would we do?
Wolfwood (his card: Legato): Well, we would probably plan on how we could torture Vash with horrid mental images and eternal pain.
Milly: Okay. bachelor #2, same question!
Rem: (her card: Kakashi from 'Naruto'): Well, we would probably stand on a tree branch, reading 'IchaIcha Paradise!', waiting for the 3 ninja-in- training to find me.
Milly: Bachelor #3! If you had 60 billion$$ what would you use it on?
Knives (his card: Vash the Stampede): I'd probably pay back all of it to the government so that they wouldn't have a warrant on me, then I'd wander through numerous deserts, looking for nothing in particular, spreading Love and Peace! (Does the love and peace sign)
Vash ** buzzer again **: OK, can you tell us who they are?
Milly: Bachelor #1 is either Legato or Knives.
Vash: He's Legato! Next person!
Milly: I have no clue who that person is.
Vash: Think about the manga, 'Naruto'!
Milly: Hmmm. Kakashi-san?
Vash: Close enough! How about batchelor #3?
Milly: That's easy! He's you!
Vash: who's 'you'?
Milly: You!
Vash: 'You' who?
Milly: You, you, you, you, you!
Vash: Who is 'you'?
Milly: You, Mr. Vash!
Vash: Oh. yes, yes he is me. Our last skit for tonight is called. A hodown!
(Audience applauds)
Vash: This time, I will join in, so you know have 5 people performing. But before I join them, (to the audience) where would you go to have fun?
Audience person #1 (AP1): MOVIE THEATER!
AP2: BEACH!
AP3: DIMENSIONAL GATE HOPPING!
AP4: LETTUCE!
Vash: I don't think lettuce is a place where you go have fun. OK, we'll do the dimensional gate hopping/movie theater/beach hodown! Play the music! (Begins playing hodown music)
Rem: When you go to the movies, you really have some fun; You go into the screening room and slump like a bum; You try to watch the movie, but wait; what's that? You see it's just Vash being chased by a rat!
Wolfwood: going to other dimensions is really really fun; I go into each one with all of my guns; I go run around and shoot stuff like I don't care; Because when I come back there is nothing there!
Milly: Many go to the beach over Easter Break; they go there and all they do is drink, drink, drink! They drink until they can't hold anymore; then they spew their guts all over my clean floors!
Vash: Well I went to the movies to see The Matrix; the line was really long, but I finally got a ticket! But when I saw the movie, boy was I surprised; It's just a biography of my life in real time!
Knives: When I go dimensional hopping it isn't for fun; I go there to get away from everyone; But wherever I go, someone's always there; It's that brat SailorDigimon with her stupid chibi plushie Sephiroth and Kakashi bears!
Everyone: HER STUPID CHIBI PLUSHIE SEPHIROTH AND KAKASHI TEDDY BEARS!!!
Vash: Thank you, and join us tomorrow! ** Begins floating in the air ** Huh, hey, Knives, put me down!
Knives: Not until you hit one of those gigantic searchlights!
Vash: Welcome to another episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway! The producers liked our act soooo much; they are letting us do several more episodes! Tonight, we have Milly Thompson, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Rem Severum, and. Knives?!? (sweatdrop)
Knives: Yes. they wanted to see what would happen if I was one of the actors.
Vash: Well, I hope they just got good insurance. Anyway, our first game tonight is 'Scenes from a Hat!' This is for everyone. They will come down and I will pick skits from a hat for them to perform. (Pulls out cowboy hat.) You're first skit is. 'Jobs that would end up killing you.'
Wolfwood: I work for the Gung-Ho Guns!
Rem: I am Vash's and Knives' caretakers!
Milly: I am Vash's bodyguard!
Knives: I plan on killing humanity.with this! (shoves gigantic chibi Kakashi plushie into camera.)
Vash: ** hits buzzer ** OK. next skit. 'People you would like to see get run over by a bus.'
Rem: Mr. Clinton, there's a bus coming!
Wolfwood: Yo, bin Laden. look out!
Milly: Mr. Leno, keep you're chin up!
Knives: ** Using telepathic powers ** Vash, meet bus. bus, meet Vash.
Vash: ** buzzer again ** That's it for this skit! I'm going to give each of you 100 points, except for Knives. He gets 50 for using me as one of the people to get run over by a bus. Our next game is called. 'Let's make a Date!' This is for all four again. Milly, you are on a dating type show, hopping to choose Knives, Wolfwood, or Rem. But they each have a strange quirk or identity that you have to figure out. Let's get going, shall we!
Milly: Bachelor #1, if we had 12 hours to ourselves, what would we do?
Wolfwood (his card: Legato): Well, we would probably plan on how we could torture Vash with horrid mental images and eternal pain.
Milly: Okay. bachelor #2, same question!
Rem: (her card: Kakashi from 'Naruto'): Well, we would probably stand on a tree branch, reading 'IchaIcha Paradise!', waiting for the 3 ninja-in- training to find me.
Milly: Bachelor #3! If you had 60 billion$$ what would you use it on?
Knives (his card: Vash the Stampede): I'd probably pay back all of it to the government so that they wouldn't have a warrant on me, then I'd wander through numerous deserts, looking for nothing in particular, spreading Love and Peace! (Does the love and peace sign)
Vash ** buzzer again **: OK, can you tell us who they are?
Milly: Bachelor #1 is either Legato or Knives.
Vash: He's Legato! Next person!
Milly: I have no clue who that person is.
Vash: Think about the manga, 'Naruto'!
Milly: Hmmm. Kakashi-san?
Vash: Close enough! How about batchelor #3?
Milly: That's easy! He's you!
Vash: who's 'you'?
Milly: You!
Vash: 'You' who?
Milly: You, you, you, you, you!
Vash: Who is 'you'?
Milly: You, Mr. Vash!
Vash: Oh. yes, yes he is me. Our last skit for tonight is called. A hodown!
(Audience applauds)
Vash: This time, I will join in, so you know have 5 people performing. But before I join them, (to the audience) where would you go to have fun?
Audience person #1 (AP1): MOVIE THEATER!
AP2: BEACH!
AP3: DIMENSIONAL GATE HOPPING!
AP4: LETTUCE!
Vash: I don't think lettuce is a place where you go have fun. OK, we'll do the dimensional gate hopping/movie theater/beach hodown! Play the music! (Begins playing hodown music)
Rem: When you go to the movies, you really have some fun; You go into the screening room and slump like a bum; You try to watch the movie, but wait; what's that? You see it's just Vash being chased by a rat!
Wolfwood: going to other dimensions is really really fun; I go into each one with all of my guns; I go run around and shoot stuff like I don't care; Because when I come back there is nothing there!
Milly: Many go to the beach over Easter Break; they go there and all they do is drink, drink, drink! They drink until they can't hold anymore; then they spew their guts all over my clean floors!
Vash: Well I went to the movies to see The Matrix; the line was really long, but I finally got a ticket! But when I saw the movie, boy was I surprised; It's just a biography of my life in real time!
Knives: When I go dimensional hopping it isn't for fun; I go there to get away from everyone; But wherever I go, someone's always there; It's that brat SailorDigimon with her stupid chibi plushie Sephiroth and Kakashi bears!
Everyone: HER STUPID CHIBI PLUSHIE SEPHIROTH AND KAKASHI TEDDY BEARS!!!
Vash: Thank you, and join us tomorrow! ** Begins floating in the air ** Huh, hey, Knives, put me down!
Knives: Not until you hit one of those gigantic searchlights!