"Hola!" said Dora "Hi I'm Dora have you seen my friend boots?"

Boots swings down from a tree without his shoes on

"Boots you silly monkey why aren't your shoes on?" Dora asked
"If I'm a monkey I shouldn't have shoes on and I shouldn't be talking
human." Said Boots
"Come on Boots I was invited to spike mountain" Said Dora "Fuck you Dora don't you know the person who invited you wants you dead?"
said Boots
"No silly we're going to a party!" said Dora
"Correction you're going I'm visiting my family. Se Ya." Said Boot "O well I guess Boots doesn't want cake." Said Dora "Map can you help us
find out how to get to Spike Mountain?"
"I'm not coming out but you go through Piranha River, sneak through
Carnivous River. Then your at spike mountain" said the map
"Ok," said Dora " We'll need a flashlight. Oh backpack."
"Damn Dora why don't you get it yourself?" said the backpack.
"Because silly you've always given me my stuff." Said Dora The backpack got so mad he threw a dagger at Dora's head waiting to ear her earsplitting scream as it went through her head.