Azi: Hello, and welcome to a super-special episode of 'Whose Line is It
Anyway?'
Audience: Hey, where's Drew, or Vash?
Azi: Well, Drew's sick, and Vash is. well. Let me tell you who the contestants are, and then you'll find out! Anyway, the reason this is a super special episode of Whose Line is It Anyway, is because tonight, it's couples night, and we've brought in the 2 couples from Trigun! Please welcome couple Number one, Milly and Wolfwood!
Milly: Hello! Wolfwood: How ya' all doing?
Azi: And the second couple is Maryl and Vash!
Maryl: Nice to meet you all! Vash: Hi everybody!
Azi: And now. Let's get on with the show! Our first act tonight is 'Party Quirks!' This is for all 4, with Milly hosting the party. Now, we've given the other 3 performers cards that have to perform as, and Milly has to guess who they are, or what they think they are doing! I'll ring them in as time passes on, and **Looks at what Vash has to perform as** Oh boy, who suggested this! He's going to get creamed!
Vash: **Looks at his card** This isn't going to be pretty. Wolfwood: **Looks at his card** That doesn't sound too hard. Maryl: **Looks at her card** Yea! This is going to be fun!
And now. Let's get on with the show!
Milly: Hmm. Let's see. I've got donuts, and beer, and some chips. I think we're ready!
Ding1 Ding!
Milly: Oh, my first guest is here! **Walks over, and opens imaginary door**
Vash: Hello, Milly! **Looks at her closely, then walks in** Oh, donuts! **Runs over, and begins eating imaginary donuts** (Vash's card: Suspects that every person's gender is the opposite that they really are.)
Milly: Oh, I see you found the donuts!
Ding! Ding!
Milly: I'll get it! **Opens up imaginary door again**
Wolfwood: Hello! **Suddenly disappears, then reappears behind Vash a second later, with a black cloth covering one of his eyes** (Wolfwood's card: Kakashi from 'Naruto')
Milly: Huh?
Ding! Ding!
Milly: Oh, the third guest is here! **Opens imaginary door for the third and final time**
Maryl: Oh, hello Milly! **Walks in, and walk over to Vash** Hello, Vash! (Maryl's card: Slaps Vash every time he does something inappropriate)
Vash: Oomph, Nhello Maryl! **Pretends his face is stuffed with donuts, and then grabs Maryl's chest**
Maryl: You pervert! **Slaps Vash in the face, and he flies back** How sick are you?!?
Wolfwood: Now, now... break it up. No killing the old man you've been ordered to protect. **Holds Maryl back**
Vash: **Standing behind Wolfwood** Hmm? What's this? **Reaches down below Wolfwood's belt**
Maryl and Wolfwood: YOU SICK MAN! **Maryl slaps him in the face again, and Wolfwood does several hand signs**
Wolfwood: One Thousand Years of Death! **Shoves two fingers up Vash's behind**
Vash: GYAAAA! **Flies up, head goes through the ceiling, and stays up there**
Milly: **Slightly sweatdropping, walks over to Wolfwood, and pats him on the shoulder** Now, now, Kakashi, Vash isn't normally like that.
Azi: **hits buzzer, Wolfwood returns to his seat. **
Vash: Hmm. **Checks his pants** Ok, I'm a. **Checks pants again, then falls down from the ceiling** AIEE--! **Lands flat on his face**
Maryl: ARE YOU THAT SICK?!? **Slaps Vash in the chest**
Milly: Maryl, you can't slap Vash every time he does an immoral act.
Azi: **hits the buzzer**
Vash: **Now standing** Time to answer that unanswerable question! **Walks over to Azi**
Azi: Get anywhere near me, and you won't be able to have any children, Vash. **Takes out a pair of hedge clippers, and clips them together a couple of times.**
Vash; Back away now. **slowly backs away**
Milly: Oh, Vash. Stop thinking that people are the opposite gender then they appear to be.
Azi: Hat's it! **Hits the buzzer** nice job, Milly! I'm giving you 1,000 points for that one, and 5,000 points to Vash, for risking life and limb to keep the censor people with their jobs! Now, our next game is called 'Whose Line?' This is for Maryl and Vash. Now, they have to read sentences on these pieces of paper whenever they feel like saying them. Also, they haven't seen these sentences ever before, so this is going to be pretty funny when they say them. **Hands Vash a piece of paper, and Maryl the other piece of paper.** Here's your scene. Vash, you are Neo from The Matrix, Maryl, your Agent Smith, and the two of you are about to enter a fight scene. to the death! So, basically, it's your life Vash, only with cool special effects and bullet time. Take it away!
Vash: So, you've finally found me.
Maryl: Yes. Now it is time to see who is the more superior race; You puny humans, or we machines.
Vash: Before we enter our fated battle to the death, let me say this. **Takes out piece of paper, and reads it out loud** 'Your breasts are like Milk Duds; Soft and chewy!'
Maryl: **Anger vein appearing on her forehead** What. What did you say?!?
Vash: You heard me! Milk Duds! That's what those are! **pointing to her chest** That's what they're made out of!
Maryl: Oh yeah?!? Well, let me just say this. **Takes out her piece of paper, and reads it aloud** 'That can't be good!' **Points to something behind Vash**
Vash: What can't be good? **turns around, sees nothing**
Maryl: **Has gun pointed at Vash's head** You fool! I've tricked you! Now, with you gone, the human race will remain enslaved, forever! **Does evil laugh**
Vash: Oh yeah? Take this! **Enters 360 degree bullet time. Vash drops down, kicks Maryl's gun out of her hand, and pops back up, in fight stance, as Maryl jumps back and enters her fighting stance.** So. **takes out piece of paper, and reads the other side aloud** 'You wanna make out?'
Maryl What. What did you say?
Vash: You heard me! I know that you are really a female human, being used by The Matrix. Break free from their programming, and join our side, as we wage war against the machines!
Maryl: Well. I don't know how you found out about me. But I will say this. **Takes out other piece of paper, and reads back side aloud** 'Take me away, and ravish me!'
**Vash runs up to her, and they both begin to grab each other, and begin to fake kiss.**
Azi: That's enough! **Hits buzzer, the two don't stop.** Hey, I said that's enough! **its buzzer again, they still keep at it, only they are now kissing each other.** I didn't want to do this. **Takes out a gun, and shoots at the two** BREAK IT UP! GET A ROOM AFTER THE SHOW!
The two stop making out, and return to their seats, both blushing red.
Azi: OK, we're going to go to a commercial break, and after this, you'll find out who the winner is, so don't go away!
**TV screen fades out. A few seconds later, it fades back, with Knives and Legato standing behind a white backdrop.**
Knives: Hello.
Legato: Has this ever happened to you? You are going about your business, trying to kill humanity, when all of a sudden. **Shows picture of Vash** HE shows up, and ruins you perfect day?
Knives: Well, worry no more! Just call 1-800-545-8274, and we'll show up and take care of him for you.
Legato: So, don't wait until it happens again, call us now, and we'll take care of him for you!
**TV screen fades black, a few seconds later, it fades back to 'Whose Line is It Anyway?'**
Azi: Welcome back, to 'Whose Line is It Anyway?' Tonight's winner is Milly! **Points to Milly, now sitting behind the desk** And now, the rest of us has to entertain you guys with a game called 'Questions Only.' Here, two performers come out and they have to speak only in questions. If they don't, Milly will buzz them out, and the other person will step in to take their place. Milly! What's our scene?
Milly: Azi and Wolfwood are in Studio 54, and are alone in the VIP room. Take it away!
Azi: So. **Looks around** What are we doing here?
Wolfwood: I dunno. I thought you knew?
Azi: Why would I know why we're in Studio 54?
Wolfwood: You invited me here, didn't you?
Azi: What do you mean?
Wolfwood: You sent me this invitation, **takes out imaginary invitation card** didn't you?
Azi: Why would I end you anything?
Wolfwood: Because. Crap!
Milly: **Hits buzzer, Maryl takes his place**
Maryl: Want a drink?
Azi: What you got?
Maryl: I've got. Say, aren't you under 21?
Azi: Who says I am?
Maryl: And where's you VIP pass?
Azi: It's in my purse, over here.
Maryl: **Hits buzzer, Vash takes her place**
Vash: Got b33r?
Maryl: Got vodka?
Vash: Got wine?
Maryl: Why are you answering a question with a question?
Vash: Why are you answering a question with a question with a question?
Maryl: Does that even make any sense?
Vash: You wanna get together at my place?
Maryl: Why do we have to wait and go to your place?
Vash: You wanna make it out here, in the VIP room in Studio 54?
Maryl: **Gets closer to Vash** Why not?
Vash: **Gets closer to Maryl** Aren't you worried about the rumors?
Maryl: Won't you kiss me?
Vash: Do you want me to kiss you like this? **Pecks Maryl on the cheek** Or. Like this? **Kisses her deeply on the lips**
Maryl: Why don't we do kiss #3? **Goes in, and they both start to passionately kiss each other**
Milly: **Hits buzzer**
Azi: That's it for tonight's show! Stay tuned, and you might just see your TV get all steamed up!
**Show fades out, with Vash and Maryl still kissing each other deeply. **
Audience: Hey, where's Drew, or Vash?
Azi: Well, Drew's sick, and Vash is. well. Let me tell you who the contestants are, and then you'll find out! Anyway, the reason this is a super special episode of Whose Line is It Anyway, is because tonight, it's couples night, and we've brought in the 2 couples from Trigun! Please welcome couple Number one, Milly and Wolfwood!
Milly: Hello! Wolfwood: How ya' all doing?
Azi: And the second couple is Maryl and Vash!
Maryl: Nice to meet you all! Vash: Hi everybody!
Azi: And now. Let's get on with the show! Our first act tonight is 'Party Quirks!' This is for all 4, with Milly hosting the party. Now, we've given the other 3 performers cards that have to perform as, and Milly has to guess who they are, or what they think they are doing! I'll ring them in as time passes on, and **Looks at what Vash has to perform as** Oh boy, who suggested this! He's going to get creamed!
Vash: **Looks at his card** This isn't going to be pretty. Wolfwood: **Looks at his card** That doesn't sound too hard. Maryl: **Looks at her card** Yea! This is going to be fun!
And now. Let's get on with the show!
Milly: Hmm. Let's see. I've got donuts, and beer, and some chips. I think we're ready!
Ding1 Ding!
Milly: Oh, my first guest is here! **Walks over, and opens imaginary door**
Vash: Hello, Milly! **Looks at her closely, then walks in** Oh, donuts! **Runs over, and begins eating imaginary donuts** (Vash's card: Suspects that every person's gender is the opposite that they really are.)
Milly: Oh, I see you found the donuts!
Ding! Ding!
Milly: I'll get it! **Opens up imaginary door again**
Wolfwood: Hello! **Suddenly disappears, then reappears behind Vash a second later, with a black cloth covering one of his eyes** (Wolfwood's card: Kakashi from 'Naruto')
Milly: Huh?
Ding! Ding!
Milly: Oh, the third guest is here! **Opens imaginary door for the third and final time**
Maryl: Oh, hello Milly! **Walks in, and walk over to Vash** Hello, Vash! (Maryl's card: Slaps Vash every time he does something inappropriate)
Vash: Oomph, Nhello Maryl! **Pretends his face is stuffed with donuts, and then grabs Maryl's chest**
Maryl: You pervert! **Slaps Vash in the face, and he flies back** How sick are you?!?
Wolfwood: Now, now... break it up. No killing the old man you've been ordered to protect. **Holds Maryl back**
Vash: **Standing behind Wolfwood** Hmm? What's this? **Reaches down below Wolfwood's belt**
Maryl and Wolfwood: YOU SICK MAN! **Maryl slaps him in the face again, and Wolfwood does several hand signs**
Wolfwood: One Thousand Years of Death! **Shoves two fingers up Vash's behind**
Vash: GYAAAA! **Flies up, head goes through the ceiling, and stays up there**
Milly: **Slightly sweatdropping, walks over to Wolfwood, and pats him on the shoulder** Now, now, Kakashi, Vash isn't normally like that.
Azi: **hits buzzer, Wolfwood returns to his seat. **
Vash: Hmm. **Checks his pants** Ok, I'm a. **Checks pants again, then falls down from the ceiling** AIEE--! **Lands flat on his face**
Maryl: ARE YOU THAT SICK?!? **Slaps Vash in the chest**
Milly: Maryl, you can't slap Vash every time he does an immoral act.
Azi: **hits the buzzer**
Vash: **Now standing** Time to answer that unanswerable question! **Walks over to Azi**
Azi: Get anywhere near me, and you won't be able to have any children, Vash. **Takes out a pair of hedge clippers, and clips them together a couple of times.**
Vash; Back away now. **slowly backs away**
Milly: Oh, Vash. Stop thinking that people are the opposite gender then they appear to be.
Azi: Hat's it! **Hits the buzzer** nice job, Milly! I'm giving you 1,000 points for that one, and 5,000 points to Vash, for risking life and limb to keep the censor people with their jobs! Now, our next game is called 'Whose Line?' This is for Maryl and Vash. Now, they have to read sentences on these pieces of paper whenever they feel like saying them. Also, they haven't seen these sentences ever before, so this is going to be pretty funny when they say them. **Hands Vash a piece of paper, and Maryl the other piece of paper.** Here's your scene. Vash, you are Neo from The Matrix, Maryl, your Agent Smith, and the two of you are about to enter a fight scene. to the death! So, basically, it's your life Vash, only with cool special effects and bullet time. Take it away!
Vash: So, you've finally found me.
Maryl: Yes. Now it is time to see who is the more superior race; You puny humans, or we machines.
Vash: Before we enter our fated battle to the death, let me say this. **Takes out piece of paper, and reads it out loud** 'Your breasts are like Milk Duds; Soft and chewy!'
Maryl: **Anger vein appearing on her forehead** What. What did you say?!?
Vash: You heard me! Milk Duds! That's what those are! **pointing to her chest** That's what they're made out of!
Maryl: Oh yeah?!? Well, let me just say this. **Takes out her piece of paper, and reads it aloud** 'That can't be good!' **Points to something behind Vash**
Vash: What can't be good? **turns around, sees nothing**
Maryl: **Has gun pointed at Vash's head** You fool! I've tricked you! Now, with you gone, the human race will remain enslaved, forever! **Does evil laugh**
Vash: Oh yeah? Take this! **Enters 360 degree bullet time. Vash drops down, kicks Maryl's gun out of her hand, and pops back up, in fight stance, as Maryl jumps back and enters her fighting stance.** So. **takes out piece of paper, and reads the other side aloud** 'You wanna make out?'
Maryl What. What did you say?
Vash: You heard me! I know that you are really a female human, being used by The Matrix. Break free from their programming, and join our side, as we wage war against the machines!
Maryl: Well. I don't know how you found out about me. But I will say this. **Takes out other piece of paper, and reads back side aloud** 'Take me away, and ravish me!'
**Vash runs up to her, and they both begin to grab each other, and begin to fake kiss.**
Azi: That's enough! **Hits buzzer, the two don't stop.** Hey, I said that's enough! **its buzzer again, they still keep at it, only they are now kissing each other.** I didn't want to do this. **Takes out a gun, and shoots at the two** BREAK IT UP! GET A ROOM AFTER THE SHOW!
The two stop making out, and return to their seats, both blushing red.
Azi: OK, we're going to go to a commercial break, and after this, you'll find out who the winner is, so don't go away!
**TV screen fades out. A few seconds later, it fades back, with Knives and Legato standing behind a white backdrop.**
Knives: Hello.
Legato: Has this ever happened to you? You are going about your business, trying to kill humanity, when all of a sudden. **Shows picture of Vash** HE shows up, and ruins you perfect day?
Knives: Well, worry no more! Just call 1-800-545-8274, and we'll show up and take care of him for you.
Legato: So, don't wait until it happens again, call us now, and we'll take care of him for you!
**TV screen fades black, a few seconds later, it fades back to 'Whose Line is It Anyway?'**
Azi: Welcome back, to 'Whose Line is It Anyway?' Tonight's winner is Milly! **Points to Milly, now sitting behind the desk** And now, the rest of us has to entertain you guys with a game called 'Questions Only.' Here, two performers come out and they have to speak only in questions. If they don't, Milly will buzz them out, and the other person will step in to take their place. Milly! What's our scene?
Milly: Azi and Wolfwood are in Studio 54, and are alone in the VIP room. Take it away!
Azi: So. **Looks around** What are we doing here?
Wolfwood: I dunno. I thought you knew?
Azi: Why would I know why we're in Studio 54?
Wolfwood: You invited me here, didn't you?
Azi: What do you mean?
Wolfwood: You sent me this invitation, **takes out imaginary invitation card** didn't you?
Azi: Why would I end you anything?
Wolfwood: Because. Crap!
Milly: **Hits buzzer, Maryl takes his place**
Maryl: Want a drink?
Azi: What you got?
Maryl: I've got. Say, aren't you under 21?
Azi: Who says I am?
Maryl: And where's you VIP pass?
Azi: It's in my purse, over here.
Maryl: **Hits buzzer, Vash takes her place**
Vash: Got b33r?
Maryl: Got vodka?
Vash: Got wine?
Maryl: Why are you answering a question with a question?
Vash: Why are you answering a question with a question with a question?
Maryl: Does that even make any sense?
Vash: You wanna get together at my place?
Maryl: Why do we have to wait and go to your place?
Vash: You wanna make it out here, in the VIP room in Studio 54?
Maryl: **Gets closer to Vash** Why not?
Vash: **Gets closer to Maryl** Aren't you worried about the rumors?
Maryl: Won't you kiss me?
Vash: Do you want me to kiss you like this? **Pecks Maryl on the cheek** Or. Like this? **Kisses her deeply on the lips**
Maryl: Why don't we do kiss #3? **Goes in, and they both start to passionately kiss each other**
Milly: **Hits buzzer**
Azi: That's it for tonight's show! Stay tuned, and you might just see your TV get all steamed up!
**Show fades out, with Vash and Maryl still kissing each other deeply. **