Inuyasha's Day Out
It was dark by the time the gang got back to Kagome's house. "Uh, I'll be right back, I forgot to lock up the shrine." Kagome told everyone. "But you guys can inside, I don't think anyone's home." Then Kagome walked over to the shrine, and everyone went inside. "Uh, what the heck is that thing?" Inuyasha asked pointing to a weird looking device. "I don't know why don't you touch it!" Miroku said with a smile on his face. "I guess I will." Inuyasha stated blankly, then he hesitantly touched the object. He had touched a lever that said low, medium, and high. The lever was now on high, unlike before when it was on low(I am so evil!)! Then Kagome had just came into the house... "Hey, what are you doing?" asked Kagome. "AAAHHHHHHHHHH!" all them yelled and jumped back at the same time. When Inuyasha jumped back, he jumped into the device, and it turned on. The thing went haywire! "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, DEMON, DEMON, DEMON, DEMON, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" screamed Miroku. "Uh, it's just a vacuum cleaner." Kagome said flatly. "A what?" asked Inuyasha. "A vacuum cleaner, it gets dirt and other stuff off the floor." replied Kagome. "Oh. What do you suppose we do about it?" asked Inuyasha. But before Kagome reply, the vacuum cleaner seemed to like Miroku, it kept on going after him. (I guess you could say that it was mad at him for calling it a demon XD!) Kagome was about to reply when Miroku tripped and fell flat on his face, making the vacuum cleaner go on him. Kagome fell over laughing. What she saw might make you laugh too! She saw Miroku laying on the floor with the vacuum cleaner clinging to his butt! "HA, HA! How do like it.?" Sango said while making fun of Miroku. "GET IT OFF AND AWAY!!!!" screamed Miroku. "Funny, I feel the same about you!" answered Sango. Then Miroku gets up, and started shaking his butt and screaming... "GET IT OFFFFFFFFFF!!!!" screamed Miroku. Everyone starts rolling around on the ground laughing! "Fine, Miroku I'll get it off!" Kagome said while laughing hysterically. Then she got up and walked over to a wall that had a cord sticking out of it, then she bent down and pulled out the cord and the vacuum cleaner turned off. "Was this some kind of joke?" Miroku asked in an angry tone. "Actually, for once it wasn't!" replied Kagome, "I think we should get you guys back to the warring states era." "Aw, but Kagome I want to stay with you!" Shippou said with big puppy dog eyes. "Ok, if it's ok with Inuyasha." answered Kagome. "Fine, but we leave in the morning! And that includes you, Kagome!" Inuyasha said with a smug smile on his face while looking over at Kagome. Which in turn just scowled at him. "Well, I'll go get you some pajamas to wear to bed." Kagome said while going up stairs. When she was gone Miroku decided to explore the house, forgetting about what happened before with the vacuum cleaner! Finally he got to the bathroom. But the most interesting looking thing in there was a bowl with water in it. He bent down to look closer, not knowing that someone had followed him... "HEY, MIROKU!!" Sango screamed. Miroku was scared half to death, that he tried to grab something to keep himself from falling in, but what a bad choice that was! He had grabbed a lever that was attached to the bowl filled with water. As soon as he grabbed the lever the bowl made a noise and the water started whirling around, but by this time Miroku's head was in the bowl with the water whirling around and around. Miroku lifted his head out of the toilet just in time to see Kagome standing in the doorway laughing her head off. "Hey, what's so funny?" Miroku asked totally clueless, "I slipped!" "Well.... in.... my..... time what happened to ........you is .....called a........a....... swirly!" Kagome managed between laughs, but as soon as she was finished she burst out into laughter. "Well, what is so funny about it?" asked Miroku. "Well, usually other people do that to you. Ya know you don't go around giving yourself swirlies." replied Kagome after handing Miroku a towel. After that incident, everyone got dressed and went to bed!
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A/N: Sorry about the crappy ending, but at least it isn't a cliffy. The reason for the crappy ending is I am tired of typing and I wanted to update as soon as possible, so please review if you want me to write more! Just kidding! *laughs evilly* But still review even know you don't have to! Bu-bye!