Author's Notes: This is a little chat with one of your fav RK men!!! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!! The winner of the campaign is. . . . * drum roll * KENSHIN! Tell me what you think minna-sama!

Chibi sits down on nice, comfy large chair. She smiles towards the audience:: Hello everybody! Welcome to our show, 'Your fav RK man!!!!!!!!. as well as woman in future references.' Today's guest will be Kenshin Himura!!!! Whom you've all picked to be your fav RK man!

Kenshin walks on, shyly. He smiles at Chibi, then looks over at audience. His eyes grow wide:: ORO!!! Sessha didn't think there would be so many people!!! * he glances around nervously * Sessha is nervous. . . De gazoru yo. . .

Kenshin sits down on the chair next to Chibi. He smiles, blushing furiously:: Ohayo, Chibi-dono!

Chibi smiles to audience:: * she whispers * This is the best part of my job!!!! * turns back to Kenshin * Hello there, Mr. Himura! You've been taken here to be asked several questions I'm sure many fan-girls out there would love!

Kenshin looks down, and scratches back of head as if thinking:: Oro. . . you COULD call it being taken. . those big men with guns were very much TAKING me. . .

Chibi blushes:: Well yes, we had to break SOME rules. . . we didn't know if you'd WANT to come! After you know what the questions are. . . you probably want out. . . but that's ok!

Kenshin glances around, and breathes:: Oro. . . . * whimper *

Chibi smiles, evilly:: Don't worry Mr. Himura. . . I don't bite. . . Too much. . .

Kenshin smiles weakly:: That was a joke, ne? De gazoru yo?

Chibi just ignores him:: The first question is from * voice goes deep * Name and Address not shown! * voice goes regular * She's on phone line # 1!

Name and Address not shown:: I have a question for Mr. Kenshin Himura, my fav RK man. ^_^;. When you were fighting Jin-eh, and you saw Kaoru's lungs paralyzed, were you really going to kill Jin-eh? Or were you waiting for Kaoru to break the spell herself, because you knew that you could NEVER kill again???? * talking extremely fast *

Kenshin looks around, nervously:: Well. . . actually I WAS going to kill Jin-eh. If killing meant saving Kaoru-dono, I'd do it immediately.

(( Entire audience breaks out into cheers and clapping and whistling as well as many "OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" and "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" 's. ))

Kenshin looks around, blushing furiously:: WHAT???

Chibi smiles evilly:: Thank you, * voice goes deep again * Name and Address not shown * voice goes regular * Moving onto phone line #2!

Phone Line #2:: Uhh. . . . Hi. Can Jimmy play?

Chibi frowns:: Sorry little boy, but you've got the wrong number!

Phone Line #2:: I'm sorry, Mrs. Niwan, but you can't fool me this time!!! Now, I'll ask again! Can Jimmy play?

Chibi frowns deeper:: Do you have a question for Mr. Kenshin Himura?

Phone Line #2:: Who the heck is Kenshin Himura??? Can Jimmy play???

Chibi frowns even deeper, if possible:: Is this some kind of joke???

Phone Line #2:: Please, Mrs. Niwan! Don't MAKE me come over there! Can Jimmy play?

Chibi starts to get angry, and Kenshin puts his hands up:: Now now, Chibi-dono! I'm sure he's just joking around!

Chibi goes red with anger:: I'M SORRY, YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG NUMBER!!!!

Phone Line #2:: Fine then, BE that way Mrs. Niwan!!! I'll just come over and ask Jimmy is he can play! Because I mean, you DO live right next door!!!! * hangs up *

Chibi sits back down in seat and smiles:: Well . . . that was interesting! Moving on to Phone Line #3!

Phone Line #3:: Hi. First of all, I'd like to say that it's really nice of you to have this talk show, to talk to our favorite RK men, and women in future references, and, I have a question for Mr. Kenshin Himura.

Chibi smiles:: Yes, what is it?

Phone Line #3:: Well, I have this question, and I thought very hard on this question, because I mean, it's a good question and all. I actually thought two hours on this question, for Mr. Kenshin Himura, on your talk show, Talk To Our Favorite RK Men. . . And so I have this question.

Chibi gets a little annoyed:: Yes what is it?

Phone Line #3:: Well, I thought really hard on this question, and I'd like to speak to Mr. Kenshin Himura, to ask him this question, on your talk show, Talk To Our Favorite RK Men. . . So I have this question for him and I want to speak to Mr. Kenshin Himura.

Kenshin just smiles while Chibi fumes:: I'm here, Phone Line #3-dono! Ask me your question.

Phone Line #3:: OMG!!! So you're really THE Mr. Kenshin Himura!!! Wow. . . I can't believe I'm actually talking to you! This is so cool! Well, anyway, I have this question for you, that I'd like to ask you, here, on Chibi Binasu-chan's talk show, called Talk To Our Favorite RK Men. . . So I'd like to ask you my question, that I had to think up for a whole two hours.

Chibi is standing up now:: WELL??? WHAT IS IT??? JUST SPIT IT OUT, WE"RE GETTING OLD HERE!!!!

Phone Line #3:: Oh my gosh! The question! I forgot the question!!!

Chibi:: ARGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! * hangs up on Phone Line #3 * That's it! I've HAD it with you people!!!! You never ask any good questions!!! You're SO ANNOYING!!!!!

Kenshin whimpers:: Gomen, Chibi-dono! But I've got to go now! * he exits *

Chibi sighs:: Well, that's our show, Talk To Your Fav RK Men! Up on the next episode, I'd like all the men to vote for their fav RK Women!!! And you girls can too, for the girl you would like to be. ANY girl in the entire RK show!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and I'd appreciate some questions that you'd like to ask her! So please, come up with good question, and say the person you're asking the question to. Have fun! See ya next time!!!

(( Audience roars with cheering and clapping ))

Author's Notes: Well, that's the 'Talk to your fav RK men show'. ^_^ REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!! I hope this tickled your humor!

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