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Chapter 14: Frolicking
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...a black panther.
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"That won't work!" Said Syaoran, throwing his hands up in frustration.
"Well fuck! I was only trying to help. God forbid I do such a thing," spat Xiaolong, flinging his bedroom door open. "I've got to think," he muttered before heading off.
The older of the twins sighed, running his hands through his hair defeatedly.
"What am I supposed to do..."
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Umi giggled, scratching the gigantic panther behind it's ear.
"So peeeeeeeeeerdy," she purred, snuggling up to it's warm fur. "And I know you can understand me," she added, patting it on it's head before moving away and walking further into the garden.
+Yeah well it doesn't matter if I fucking understand you or not. You can't understand me so what the fuck is the point?! I swear, humans never think everything through+
(Note: The panther isn't moving it's mouth stupidly...Umi reads thoughts ^^! )
"Wanna bet?" Challenged Umi, raising an eyebrow whilst looking down at the creature.
+Oh and a panther can fucking bet right?!+
"Lemme guess...Xiaolong owns you."
+No one fucking owns me. But yes he takes care of me...We play around and wrestle, things of the sort. What made you figure it was Xiaolong?+
"Your 'fucking' attitude," chuckled the girl, plopping down on the grass.
"Did I just hear little Umi utter the word 'fuck'?" Grinned Xiaolong, seeming to appear out of nowhere.
"No," the blue-eyed girl smiled innocently. "You heard me say 'fucking'."
"Smartass," he muttered. "Midnight! Hey girl! C'mere," he cooed, patting his thigh lightly, watching as the humongous panther bounded towards him, tackling him to the ground.
Umi watched in amusement as the two wrestled each other, rolling around on the lush green grass.
+I'm gonna beat your ass Xiao!+ ---SAME TIME--- "I'm gonna beat your ass Mid!"
+Fuck you! Quit calling me Mid! I hate that nickname! Too bad you can't fucking understand you fucking git.+
The blue-haired girl burst out laughing, causing the other two to stop in mid battle and lift their heads in her direction.
"What the hell is so funny?" ---SAME TIME--- +What the hell is so funny?+
Their identical question made her laugh even harder, clutching at hersides.
"I think we should tackle her next," Xiaolong said, turning to Midnight for confirmation. The panther only growled in response, knowing he wouldn't be able to understand her anyway, even if she formed any kind of thought in her head.
...In a blink of an eye, all three of them were wrestling.
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*Ding Dong*
Syaoran sighed agitatingly and headed towards the front door. Flinging it open, he found a skanky looking woman standing there. She had a VERY LOW CUT blouse on and the tiniest of mini skirts, not to mention ALOT of make-up plastered on to her face. Her orangish-red, chemical enduced hair reaching just above her shoulders.
"TIGER!" She screeched, throwing herself onto the young man, her body pressed tightly against his, her lips all but devouring his own.
At the same time, Sakura walked in...
"Hey Wei have you seen my---" She began, before her eyes locked on to the two standing in front of the doorway.
Now instead of her eyes filling up with tears before turning around and fleeing, (all thanks to her quick assumption of things might I add...Simpler terms: Instead of Hollywood style), she strode over to the two and whacked the skank on the back of her head with the book she was carrying.
"What the hell are you doing all over my fiancee?" She sneered, grabbing a hand full of the girls hair and yanking her off her love's face.
"Like, ooowww! Haven't you, like, heard of rule number 13? You aren't supposed to mess with a fellow girl's hair," whined the nasty-haired girl, pushing Sakura away before smoothing her hair down repeatedly.
"Yes well, haven't you, LIKE, heard of rule number 'Get your skanky bitch ass off my soon-to-be-husband and go drown your self'? Now go!" Screeched Sakura, attempting to shove the girl out the door.
"Baby! Like, help me out here," the woman whined, trying not to make any sudden movements lest her breasts fall out of the barely-holding-them-in fabric.
"Sure!" Agreed Syaoran, gently moving Sakura aside before shoving the girl out forcefully. He shut the door, locked it and turned towards his fiancee. "I'm really sorry. I should have pushed her away but I was just so damn sho---"
"I know I know. Now shut up and lets go take a shower. You need to scrub her escence off of me and I definitely need to scrub you good," she said half seriously, half playfully.
"Hell yeah!" Grinned Syaoran, picking Sakura up bride-style and rushing up the stairs to the bathroom.
(A/N: Pppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Pathetically eager aren't we Syaoran?)
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Yue Moon: Alright...That's some semi-S&S fluff ^^; lol...Wasn't that long but I'm updating quickly. I know the plot is forming slowly but I can't just rush things out of nowhere. Well actually I can ahehehe ^^; Just haven't figured out in what way to do that yet. OH WAIT! IT JUST CAME TO ME! *Cackles evilly* Too bad I can't start on the next chapter right now *sighs* My mother wants me to watch this one movie. SINCE WHEN DOES THE PARENT FORCE THE CHILD TO WATCH TV?! I ask that question alot...Hopefully you enjoyed the chapter regardless of the shortness @.@ Don't forget those reviews that I appreciate above all else ^_~
Chapter 14: Frolicking
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...a black panther.
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"That won't work!" Said Syaoran, throwing his hands up in frustration.
"Well fuck! I was only trying to help. God forbid I do such a thing," spat Xiaolong, flinging his bedroom door open. "I've got to think," he muttered before heading off.
The older of the twins sighed, running his hands through his hair defeatedly.
"What am I supposed to do..."
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Umi giggled, scratching the gigantic panther behind it's ear.
"So peeeeeeeeeerdy," she purred, snuggling up to it's warm fur. "And I know you can understand me," she added, patting it on it's head before moving away and walking further into the garden.
+Yeah well it doesn't matter if I fucking understand you or not. You can't understand me so what the fuck is the point?! I swear, humans never think everything through+
(Note: The panther isn't moving it's mouth stupidly...Umi reads thoughts ^^! )
"Wanna bet?" Challenged Umi, raising an eyebrow whilst looking down at the creature.
+Oh and a panther can fucking bet right?!+
"Lemme guess...Xiaolong owns you."
+No one fucking owns me. But yes he takes care of me...We play around and wrestle, things of the sort. What made you figure it was Xiaolong?+
"Your 'fucking' attitude," chuckled the girl, plopping down on the grass.
"Did I just hear little Umi utter the word 'fuck'?" Grinned Xiaolong, seeming to appear out of nowhere.
"No," the blue-eyed girl smiled innocently. "You heard me say 'fucking'."
"Smartass," he muttered. "Midnight! Hey girl! C'mere," he cooed, patting his thigh lightly, watching as the humongous panther bounded towards him, tackling him to the ground.
Umi watched in amusement as the two wrestled each other, rolling around on the lush green grass.
+I'm gonna beat your ass Xiao!+ ---SAME TIME--- "I'm gonna beat your ass Mid!"
+Fuck you! Quit calling me Mid! I hate that nickname! Too bad you can't fucking understand you fucking git.+
The blue-haired girl burst out laughing, causing the other two to stop in mid battle and lift their heads in her direction.
"What the hell is so funny?" ---SAME TIME--- +What the hell is so funny?+
Their identical question made her laugh even harder, clutching at hersides.
"I think we should tackle her next," Xiaolong said, turning to Midnight for confirmation. The panther only growled in response, knowing he wouldn't be able to understand her anyway, even if she formed any kind of thought in her head.
...In a blink of an eye, all three of them were wrestling.
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*Ding Dong*
Syaoran sighed agitatingly and headed towards the front door. Flinging it open, he found a skanky looking woman standing there. She had a VERY LOW CUT blouse on and the tiniest of mini skirts, not to mention ALOT of make-up plastered on to her face. Her orangish-red, chemical enduced hair reaching just above her shoulders.
"TIGER!" She screeched, throwing herself onto the young man, her body pressed tightly against his, her lips all but devouring his own.
At the same time, Sakura walked in...
"Hey Wei have you seen my---" She began, before her eyes locked on to the two standing in front of the doorway.
Now instead of her eyes filling up with tears before turning around and fleeing, (all thanks to her quick assumption of things might I add...Simpler terms: Instead of Hollywood style), she strode over to the two and whacked the skank on the back of her head with the book she was carrying.
"What the hell are you doing all over my fiancee?" She sneered, grabbing a hand full of the girls hair and yanking her off her love's face.
"Like, ooowww! Haven't you, like, heard of rule number 13? You aren't supposed to mess with a fellow girl's hair," whined the nasty-haired girl, pushing Sakura away before smoothing her hair down repeatedly.
"Yes well, haven't you, LIKE, heard of rule number 'Get your skanky bitch ass off my soon-to-be-husband and go drown your self'? Now go!" Screeched Sakura, attempting to shove the girl out the door.
"Baby! Like, help me out here," the woman whined, trying not to make any sudden movements lest her breasts fall out of the barely-holding-them-in fabric.
"Sure!" Agreed Syaoran, gently moving Sakura aside before shoving the girl out forcefully. He shut the door, locked it and turned towards his fiancee. "I'm really sorry. I should have pushed her away but I was just so damn sho---"
"I know I know. Now shut up and lets go take a shower. You need to scrub her escence off of me and I definitely need to scrub you good," she said half seriously, half playfully.
"Hell yeah!" Grinned Syaoran, picking Sakura up bride-style and rushing up the stairs to the bathroom.
(A/N: Pppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Pathetically eager aren't we Syaoran?)
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Yue Moon: Alright...That's some semi-S&S fluff ^^; lol...Wasn't that long but I'm updating quickly. I know the plot is forming slowly but I can't just rush things out of nowhere. Well actually I can ahehehe ^^; Just haven't figured out in what way to do that yet. OH WAIT! IT JUST CAME TO ME! *Cackles evilly* Too bad I can't start on the next chapter right now *sighs* My mother wants me to watch this one movie. SINCE WHEN DOES THE PARENT FORCE THE CHILD TO WATCH TV?! I ask that question alot...Hopefully you enjoyed the chapter regardless of the shortness @.@ Don't forget those reviews that I appreciate above all else ^_~