******Ch.3******
The First Attack
After a few more rounds of arm wrestling, Kaoru and Kenshin decided on calling it a tie, and that there really is no right way to skin a rabbit. Yet, Sanosuke and Yahiko, well, it's plain to see thoes two would still be at it. At the moment, Sanosuke poured a cup full of potatoe salad down Yahikos' pants. Yahiko then started yelling, and started breaking Sanosukes jars of pickels.
" NOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Sanosuke, as he holds the muddy pickels to his chest. " And they were so young too! I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE BASTERD!"
" Ohh, I'm shaking in my boots." answered Yahiko with a taunting voice.
" You're not even wearing boots you idiot!" said Sanosuke.
" It's a medifore you moron! Or do you not know what that is?!" asked Yahiko.
" Of course I know what a medifore is!" answered Sanosuke
" What is it then? Huh? Come on tell me! You said you know what it is, so tell me!" ordered Yahiko.
" Uhhhhhh, well you see it's, Ummmm, well, It's kinda like a, Uhhhhh...... why do I need to tell you anything anyway!" said Sanosuke.
" Just admit it, you don't know what it is. Ha, I knew it! You're even stupider then I thought!" said Yahiko.
As the two continue to bicker, Kaoru and Kenshin finished eating the Hot Dogs, Potatoe Chips, Cheese-its, Peanut butter and Jelly sandwitches, three 2 liter bottels of pop, Rice Balls, Tofu bars, Rice Cakes, 4 apples, a bag of grapes, one package of Oreos, 10 cup cakes, a 20 pound bag of assorted candies, one slab of Ribs, two Cornish Hens, one large pizza, Lemonade, Hamburgers, and some French Fries that they bought because they were still hungry. (A/N: Yes I know the're pigs)
Meanwhile with the squirrels:
Army hats on, and ready to fight, the squirrels bravely came running up to the R.K. group. Takeing cover in the bushes, and watching their every move. Then, the leading squirrel runs out from under a bush, with a rolled up piece of paper in his mouth. And of course, the first one he runs up to is Sanosuke.
Taking a moment to read the paper, he sees that the squirrels want his beloved pickels. Without giving it a second thought, Sanosuke ripped up the paper, and burned it, with the squirrels watching. With great anger, the squirrels ran out of the bushes, and jumped on Sanosukes head.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET UM OFF! GET UM OFF ME! AHHHHHHHH!"
" Ha ha, no way Sanosuke, you deserve this." said Yahiko.
" OH COME ON!" yelled Sano.
" Hey Sanosuke! Some of the squirrels are eating your pickels!" Yahiko said in a taunting voice.
" What!" Sanosuke looked over his shoulder, and sure enough, there were dozens of squirrels all over the place, eating his pickels. " Oh no! I can't believe this!"
Then one of the squirrels bit down and took a huge chunk out of his ear, bleeding all over.
"NOOOOOOOOO! now I'm cursed and my soul is going to go to Hell!" cried Sanosuke.
"Hmmmmmm. wonder what all the noise is about." said Kenshin with a mouth full of potatoe chips.
" They're probubly just playing a game. No need to worry." answered Kaoru, taking a sip of lemonade. " Wow this stuff is good. I wonder how ever invented it?"
" I think it was the French." answered Kenshin.
" Oh really? They have good fries too, oh, and I just love their toast. One of these days I'm going to go to French." said Kaoru.
" No, I think it's called France, and I'm quite sure that French Toast was made by the British, and French Fries were made by the Spanish." said Kenshin.
" Oh, ok then. Never mind." said Kaoru, taking a big bit of Pizza. " But then who came up with Pizza?"
" Not sure, but I think it was Americans that I do." answered Kenshin.
" Ohhh. How do you know so much about food anyways?" asked Kaoru, getting another piece of Pizza.
".................. You know, I have no idea, that I don't. I guess it just comes naturally." answered Kenshin.
"........................................................Huh................ .............................. Wow is it a peacful day or what?" said Kaoru, changing the subject.
" You know, I really like Snickers Bars. And Milkyways. They're sooooo good." said Kenshin looking thoughtfully at the sky.
" Umm. Right. Well............ Isn't the view just lovely here Kenshin.....Kenshin?" Kaoru looks over at Kenshin who is laying on his back looking at the clouds, imagining himself eating candy bars.
" OHHHHHHH. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. WOW! You taste SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOD! So unbelieveable! Ummmmmmmm!! Oh God..Uhhh..I just want more! GIVE ME MORE! GIVE IT TO ME NOW DAMN YOU!!!!" yelled Kenshin.
" Kenshin!" Kaoru starts shaking him, pulling him out of his day dream.
" Oro? Oh, sorry miss Kao-"
" HEY! I WAS TALKING TO YOU THIS WHOLE TIME AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN!!?" yelled Kaoru, hitting Kenshin over the head with her fist. Kenshin falls over onto his side and holds his head.
Meanwhile, Sanosuke battels on with the squirrels, as Yahiko watches him laughing.
" Oh, you think this is funny!?" asked Sanosuke
" Yeah, I kinda do." answered Yahiko
" Well, maybe I think it's funny that the damned little imps just ate YOUR last Tuna Sandwich!"
"............WHAT! No way!.........Errrrrrrrrrrrrr. Now it's personal." said Yahiko picking up a near by shovel. " Let's show these squirrels who's boss."
So the battel rages on for almost an hour until..... WHACK!!! Sanosuke gets nailed in the head by Yahiko's shovel, and falls to the ground unconsious. Yahiko freezes in his spot and drops the shovel.
" Oh, God. I'm sooo dead..... Well, here's the part where I run away as fast, and as far as I can before he wakes up and kills me." said Yahiko getting a running head start, as Sanosuke lays on the groung bleeding just a bit. Then Kaoru and Kenshin come over to see where the other two have been.
" I can't believe it. All this time and he's sun bathing with a bunch of squirrels." said Kaoru bending over and poking Sano with a stick. " Come on sleepy head. Wake up!"
" Something doesn't seem....right." said Kenshin looking around. " I wonder where Yahiko ran off to?"
" Oh no. Look at this huge bump on his head. It looks as though he was hit over the head with something."
" Yeah, you're right that you are. Let's get him back to the blanket and put some ice on his head. I'm sure that he'll be fine."
" Look at all thoes squirrels eating all of Sano's pickels." said Kaoru picking up an empty jar.
" Hmmmm. Come on then" said Kenshin dragging Sanosuke by the ankels over toward the blanket. " Uhhhh. He needs to lose some weight!"
" Any way, like I was saying, isn't it just beautiful out?" asked Kaoru
" Yes it's a lovely day. And the pond looks so nice and clean."
Suddenly, out of no where, a Bull Frog jumps into Kenshin's hair, getting him wet and smelly.
" Oro. Where did you come from? Best put you back into the pond." said Kenshn
" Ohhhh, Kenshin, you STINK! Get rid of that thing."
" Yes Miss Kaoru. I'm pretty sure he came from the pond." replied Kenshin.
As he gets to the waters edge, and bends over to put the frog back in, he loses balance on an old rotten log, and his whole head splashes into the water. When he pulls it back out, he has 6 thiny baby Bull Frogs all tangled up in his hair.
" Oh no. Not more of them!" said Kenshin trying to pull all the frogs of his head. Then 3 more Bull Frogs hop out of the water and look at him. " No, no, no, no. You just stay away from me that you will. 6 is enough."
" Kenshin, stop playing with those frogs, and come help me with Sanosuke! And have you seen Yahiko! We need to find him! We're going to be leaving soon!"
" uhnnn. In a minute Miss Kaoru!" said Kenshin, stumbling over sticks and small shrubs.
What will happen next? What will pour Sanosuke do to Yahiko when he revives. If he revives. Well, if you really want to know you'll have to read the next chapter!...........The Dream.
Thank you for reading my story, and please Review it. That way I shall continue my story! = )
The First Attack
After a few more rounds of arm wrestling, Kaoru and Kenshin decided on calling it a tie, and that there really is no right way to skin a rabbit. Yet, Sanosuke and Yahiko, well, it's plain to see thoes two would still be at it. At the moment, Sanosuke poured a cup full of potatoe salad down Yahikos' pants. Yahiko then started yelling, and started breaking Sanosukes jars of pickels.
" NOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Sanosuke, as he holds the muddy pickels to his chest. " And they were so young too! I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE BASTERD!"
" Ohh, I'm shaking in my boots." answered Yahiko with a taunting voice.
" You're not even wearing boots you idiot!" said Sanosuke.
" It's a medifore you moron! Or do you not know what that is?!" asked Yahiko.
" Of course I know what a medifore is!" answered Sanosuke
" What is it then? Huh? Come on tell me! You said you know what it is, so tell me!" ordered Yahiko.
" Uhhhhhh, well you see it's, Ummmm, well, It's kinda like a, Uhhhhh...... why do I need to tell you anything anyway!" said Sanosuke.
" Just admit it, you don't know what it is. Ha, I knew it! You're even stupider then I thought!" said Yahiko.
As the two continue to bicker, Kaoru and Kenshin finished eating the Hot Dogs, Potatoe Chips, Cheese-its, Peanut butter and Jelly sandwitches, three 2 liter bottels of pop, Rice Balls, Tofu bars, Rice Cakes, 4 apples, a bag of grapes, one package of Oreos, 10 cup cakes, a 20 pound bag of assorted candies, one slab of Ribs, two Cornish Hens, one large pizza, Lemonade, Hamburgers, and some French Fries that they bought because they were still hungry. (A/N: Yes I know the're pigs)
Meanwhile with the squirrels:
Army hats on, and ready to fight, the squirrels bravely came running up to the R.K. group. Takeing cover in the bushes, and watching their every move. Then, the leading squirrel runs out from under a bush, with a rolled up piece of paper in his mouth. And of course, the first one he runs up to is Sanosuke.
Taking a moment to read the paper, he sees that the squirrels want his beloved pickels. Without giving it a second thought, Sanosuke ripped up the paper, and burned it, with the squirrels watching. With great anger, the squirrels ran out of the bushes, and jumped on Sanosukes head.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET UM OFF! GET UM OFF ME! AHHHHHHHH!"
" Ha ha, no way Sanosuke, you deserve this." said Yahiko.
" OH COME ON!" yelled Sano.
" Hey Sanosuke! Some of the squirrels are eating your pickels!" Yahiko said in a taunting voice.
" What!" Sanosuke looked over his shoulder, and sure enough, there were dozens of squirrels all over the place, eating his pickels. " Oh no! I can't believe this!"
Then one of the squirrels bit down and took a huge chunk out of his ear, bleeding all over.
"NOOOOOOOOO! now I'm cursed and my soul is going to go to Hell!" cried Sanosuke.
"Hmmmmmm. wonder what all the noise is about." said Kenshin with a mouth full of potatoe chips.
" They're probubly just playing a game. No need to worry." answered Kaoru, taking a sip of lemonade. " Wow this stuff is good. I wonder how ever invented it?"
" I think it was the French." answered Kenshin.
" Oh really? They have good fries too, oh, and I just love their toast. One of these days I'm going to go to French." said Kaoru.
" No, I think it's called France, and I'm quite sure that French Toast was made by the British, and French Fries were made by the Spanish." said Kenshin.
" Oh, ok then. Never mind." said Kaoru, taking a big bit of Pizza. " But then who came up with Pizza?"
" Not sure, but I think it was Americans that I do." answered Kenshin.
" Ohhh. How do you know so much about food anyways?" asked Kaoru, getting another piece of Pizza.
".................. You know, I have no idea, that I don't. I guess it just comes naturally." answered Kenshin.
"........................................................Huh................ .............................. Wow is it a peacful day or what?" said Kaoru, changing the subject.
" You know, I really like Snickers Bars. And Milkyways. They're sooooo good." said Kenshin looking thoughtfully at the sky.
" Umm. Right. Well............ Isn't the view just lovely here Kenshin.....Kenshin?" Kaoru looks over at Kenshin who is laying on his back looking at the clouds, imagining himself eating candy bars.
" OHHHHHHH. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. WOW! You taste SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOD! So unbelieveable! Ummmmmmmm!! Oh God..Uhhh..I just want more! GIVE ME MORE! GIVE IT TO ME NOW DAMN YOU!!!!" yelled Kenshin.
" Kenshin!" Kaoru starts shaking him, pulling him out of his day dream.
" Oro? Oh, sorry miss Kao-"
" HEY! I WAS TALKING TO YOU THIS WHOLE TIME AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN!!?" yelled Kaoru, hitting Kenshin over the head with her fist. Kenshin falls over onto his side and holds his head.
Meanwhile, Sanosuke battels on with the squirrels, as Yahiko watches him laughing.
" Oh, you think this is funny!?" asked Sanosuke
" Yeah, I kinda do." answered Yahiko
" Well, maybe I think it's funny that the damned little imps just ate YOUR last Tuna Sandwich!"
"............WHAT! No way!.........Errrrrrrrrrrrrr. Now it's personal." said Yahiko picking up a near by shovel. " Let's show these squirrels who's boss."
So the battel rages on for almost an hour until..... WHACK!!! Sanosuke gets nailed in the head by Yahiko's shovel, and falls to the ground unconsious. Yahiko freezes in his spot and drops the shovel.
" Oh, God. I'm sooo dead..... Well, here's the part where I run away as fast, and as far as I can before he wakes up and kills me." said Yahiko getting a running head start, as Sanosuke lays on the groung bleeding just a bit. Then Kaoru and Kenshin come over to see where the other two have been.
" I can't believe it. All this time and he's sun bathing with a bunch of squirrels." said Kaoru bending over and poking Sano with a stick. " Come on sleepy head. Wake up!"
" Something doesn't seem....right." said Kenshin looking around. " I wonder where Yahiko ran off to?"
" Oh no. Look at this huge bump on his head. It looks as though he was hit over the head with something."
" Yeah, you're right that you are. Let's get him back to the blanket and put some ice on his head. I'm sure that he'll be fine."
" Look at all thoes squirrels eating all of Sano's pickels." said Kaoru picking up an empty jar.
" Hmmmm. Come on then" said Kenshin dragging Sanosuke by the ankels over toward the blanket. " Uhhhh. He needs to lose some weight!"
" Any way, like I was saying, isn't it just beautiful out?" asked Kaoru
" Yes it's a lovely day. And the pond looks so nice and clean."
Suddenly, out of no where, a Bull Frog jumps into Kenshin's hair, getting him wet and smelly.
" Oro. Where did you come from? Best put you back into the pond." said Kenshn
" Ohhhh, Kenshin, you STINK! Get rid of that thing."
" Yes Miss Kaoru. I'm pretty sure he came from the pond." replied Kenshin.
As he gets to the waters edge, and bends over to put the frog back in, he loses balance on an old rotten log, and his whole head splashes into the water. When he pulls it back out, he has 6 thiny baby Bull Frogs all tangled up in his hair.
" Oh no. Not more of them!" said Kenshin trying to pull all the frogs of his head. Then 3 more Bull Frogs hop out of the water and look at him. " No, no, no, no. You just stay away from me that you will. 6 is enough."
" Kenshin, stop playing with those frogs, and come help me with Sanosuke! And have you seen Yahiko! We need to find him! We're going to be leaving soon!"
" uhnnn. In a minute Miss Kaoru!" said Kenshin, stumbling over sticks and small shrubs.
What will happen next? What will pour Sanosuke do to Yahiko when he revives. If he revives. Well, if you really want to know you'll have to read the next chapter!...........The Dream.
Thank you for reading my story, and please Review it. That way I shall continue my story! = )