A/N: Hello, and welcome to another update!
Charlie: Manwë help us all!
Yoshimi: Be quiet, you.
???: Hello!
??? 2: Soft! What light; through yonder window breaks!
Yoshimi: Sol help us, more muses!
Ringwraith: Hi! I'm Ringwraith # 2, Phil, your Muse of Sacred Poetry, and this is Bob, Ringwraith # 6, Muse of Love Poetry.
Bob: It is the east! And Juliet is--
Phil: Shut up.
Yoshimi: -_-o Great. Just great. Well, here are the reviews.
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Midnight C -- What! Midnight C reviewed my fanfic and liked it! *bursts into tears of joy* Hooray! I'm so happy, I'm so happy! *starts blabbering incoherently*
Charlie: Translation: He's very happy that you reviewed.
Yoshimi: *blabbering*
Charlie: Also, he would like to thank you for the compliments, and to stay tuned, as he's planning a new fanfiction that should be airing next week that should be right up your ally. It will be called A Mudshipper's Romeo and Juliet.
Yoshimi: *still blabbering*
Charlie: Thank you again.
Griffinkhan -- Wow, more great authors are reviewing! Thanks for reviewing! I'm not so sure that Isaac would be reading the newspaper after the "underwear incident," but it would be good for everyone else.
Phil: Yes, there are the same amount of Ringwraiths as Greek Muses. That's the general idea. The rest of us should be arriving shortly, but the Witch King of Angmar, Lord of the Nazûls is going to take some convincing to get him here.
Azusasan -- Yes, Weyard Weekly will be covering The Lost Age, but that will take a while, because I only got The Lost Age recently, so I'm still outside Jupiter Lighthouse, so I'm going to finish my first file before I finish the Weyard Weekly file.
Vyctori -- Amazing! I pulled a hat trick of great authors reviewing my fic! About the Weyard Weekly title, I just picked the first title for a newspaper that started with W. Your "Whoo!" is making me wonder if you're taking illegal substances yourself...As for the Ringwraiths...
Charlie: What's wrong with my name?
Yoshimi: Never mind. But I don't want my muse like Menardi! She's scary!
Maxor, previously [insert Maxor here] -- Thank you! I think I'm going to make a lot out of the thief part. I have another article on it here, and I'll include your idea when Ivan gets Reveal. Hopefully, I'll also find some more things in future updates.
Emperess Dotdotdot -- I can see it now..."Hero Charged With Murder! Riots In Kolima!" I'm glad you find this funny. I wasn't thinking that this was so funny until I got all of these great reviews! I love you all!
Phil: Great, you had to get him started...
Yoshimi: *glares* I see what you mean about muses.
Bob: Where's the kitchen?
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Yoshimi: And now, for the next edition of Weyard Weekly!
Charlie: Disclaimer -- He doesn't own Golden Sun, debtor's prisons, the phrase "the real McCoy," police, spokespeople, Ringwraiths, martial law, newspapers, reporters, detectives, travelers, thieves, agony aunt columns, the Bilibin Barricade, and especially not Lady McCoy's silk negligee.
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Lord McCoy In Debtor's Prison
BILIBIN- Today, Lord McCoy was apprehended by officials for a long-standing debt. According to the spokesperson for the police, Lord McCoy had finally gone bankrupt when he bought a palace for his wife. It appears that he has been buying expensive presents for his wife for a long time, and this one strained his funds too far.
Rumors that the police took action because McCoy was cutting into the police funds from the government of Bilibin were denied, as well as rumors that the police were planning on putting a fake McCoy on the throne and instituting a martial law.
"He should be out of debtor's prison soon," the spokesperson replied. "We're still keeping the real McCoy as our leader."
Police Follow-up On Sneak Thief
BILIBIN- Lady McCoy, ruling in the stead of Lord McCoy while funds to cover the debt are being raised, accused the sneak thief, [name censored to protect the minor], of stealing her silk negligee.
"He was lurking around the Lady McCoy's room," a maid reported. "He peeked in the wardrobe and, despite warnings from his friends, he stole a silk negligee from the room. I called for the guards but [name censored] took the back stairs and slipped out."
Police chased him and his companions to the Bilibin Barricade, but he seemed to disappear. The police made their way back to Bilibin to get the key to the Barricade.
The police are planning to make their way past the Barricade to apprehend the criminal.
Agony Aunt Column: Auntie Dora
Dear Auntie Dora,
Lass, I am in need of help. Tae think I would be in debtor's prison...do yeh know of what I should do? I nae bought but a wee number of gifts fer me wife, and yet I am bankrupt.
From, Jailbird in Bilibin
Dear Lord McCoy,
Stop buying so many gifts for your wife! I mean, it's nice to get something special once in a while, but you went too far.
Good luck in prison.
--Auntie Dora
Classified
LOST- One Weyard Weekly reporter. Last seen in Kolima. According to reports of a traveler, giant sparkles were seen over Kolima at the time of the disappearance.
LOST- Two detectives. Last seen in Kolima, investigating the disappearance of a Weyard Weekly reporter. According to reports of a traveler, giant sparkles were seen over Kolima at the time of the disappearance.
LOST- One traveler. Last seen in Kolima, investigating the disappearance of two detectives who were investigating the disappearance of a Weyard Weekly reporter. No reports. Police are too scared to investigate.
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Well, there you have it.
Door: *knock, knock*
Phil: Now, who could that be?
Yoshimi: No! Don't answer the door!
Ringwraith + other Ringwraith: Hello!
Yoshimi: I was afraid of this...
Ringwraith: I'm your Muse of Astronomy, Ringwraith # 3, Joe!
Yoshimi: @_@
Other Ringwraith: I'm your Muse of Epic Poetry, Ringwraith # 5, Wilhelmina!
Yoshimi: Um, isn't Wilhelmina a female name?
Joe: Um, the fifth King, Xavier the Magnificent, courted her, and proposed with the Ring of Power.
Wilhelmina: That was a big mistake on my part.
Yoshimi: How did you get to London?
Phil: We flew.
Yoshimi: Flew?
Wilhelmina: You wouldn't believe how many free air miles you can get when you threaten the pilot with decapitation!
Yoshimi: -_-o Someone ask for reviews, please.
Wilhelmina: Review or I decapitate you!
Yoshimi: Well, I guess that I know who's doing the review threatening from now on...