Yoshimi: Hello once again!
Charlie: Greetings!
Phil: Hello!
Joe: Hi!
Bob: Did my heart love 'til now? Forswear it sight! For--
Wilhelmina: Shut up!
Ringwraith: Welcome!
Yoshimi: Oh, no...Is every Tom, Dick, and Harry going to take up residence with me?
Tom, Richard, + Harry: Yup!
Tom: I'm Tom, your Muse of Lyric Poetry, Ringwraith # 1!
Richard: I am Richard, the Muse of Comedy, Ringwraith # 7!
Harry: *spinning like a whirling dervish* I'm Harry, Ringwraith # 8, the Muse of Choral Songs and the Dance! Whee!
Yoshimi: -_-o Good grief.
Charlie: Settle down, everyone, it's time to do the reviews.
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Midnight C -- I thought that anything with the word "Mudshipper" would intrigue you. About the Kolima part...^_^0 This is humour, it doesn't have to make sense! Thanks again for reviewing!
Azusasan -- Myeep? What does that mean? Thanks for pointing out the humour fic! I'll try to remember to read it. And, about the silk negligee...I was inspired by something that is just asking to be made fun of that a friend pointed out to me. In Lady McCoy's room, if you click "A" near the wardrobe, it says that there is a silk negligee inside, and then it says, "Isaac, put that back!" Honest! I'm not making it up!
Shiro Amayagi -- That was quick. Thanks for the compliments, and I'm in the middle of continuing.
Super Sheba -- I'll keep a close eye on that event. I try to use anything that the game will allow me, although some things are hard to flesh out into a story. Why is Isaac calling you names? Did you do something like the "underwear incident?"
Griffinkhan -- Well, don't you find it rather odd that Isaac is allowed to enter every house and grab anything he wants there? The Ringwraiths are mostly behaving themselves; as of yet none of them have attacked me, and some are rather quiet, like Charlie. I think that I'd prefer them to Sheba (I've seen the way she acts), but so far I have only eight of them, so who knows?
wolfy -- Thank you! I'm glad you find it so hilarious. And I'm typing on now!
Vyctori -- It definitely will be interesting. Charlie may be overly thorough, but at least I probably won't be sued. Well, the stereotypical Scottish accent was put in to make it even more obvious. I had a little trouble writing it, but I hope I succeeded. Don't worry about the long reviews; I like them long and blabby, especially if they butter me up. ^_^
Shiro Amayagi (again) -- See my response to Azusasan for the answer to the silk negligee report. It takes a bit getting used to, having Ringwraiths about the house. However, they still haven't attacked me, but I'm afraid of what the Witch King of Angmar, Lord of the Nazgûls, the Grand Sisboomba of Mordor, Big Boss of Black Riders, blah blah blah-blah blah, will do to me.
Taiga -- It helps when you're a Ringwraith and can spook all the guards. I don't recommend it for anyone without the Black Breath...the Black Breath can be very scary, so I'm trying to get my muses to brush their (non-existent) teeth.
Empress Dotdotdot -- Of course I'll keep it going! I'm sure Lalivero will be glad that I will be taking full revenge on Babi for his mistreatment of them...Thanks for the peeping tom idea! I just might use it! I had only thought that I could add it to my klepto-Isaac articles, but since it does reveal the unseen...Oh, and the lollypops for the Ringwraiths wasn't a good thing for me...
Joe: SUGAR! Fwee!
Yoshimi: See my point?
Zelda the 7th Sage -- Thank you for the compliments! I now have a growing number of fans! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ringwraiths + reviewers + staff at Weyard Weekly: *sweatdrop*
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Yoshimi: And now, Sol help us, the disclaimer.
Phil: Oh, no!
Charlie: *takes very deep breath* The Disclaimer -- *drum roll* Yoshimi doesn't own classified ads, Golden Sun, psychiatric help, Ringwraiths, their dumb names, any line from Romeo and Juliet, any song from Tolkien's work, the "Roses are Red" poem, whirling dervishes, newspapers, threats of bodily harm, Lord McCoy, journalists, court cases, the few cheap gifts of Lord McCoy, Nyumpa's Fine Dining and Take-out Snacks, the dirty mouths of the Fuchin Temple Monks, H's, K's, bribes, debtor's prison, trees or other plant life, Love Stricken from Bilibin, the Bilibin Barricade, Love Stricken from Imil, Bilibin prison, Also Love Stricken from Imil, a reporter that was missing, two detectives that were missing, a random traveller, divorces, Auntie Dora, bail, Mia, lumberjacks, or the Weyard Weekly editor. In fact, I can't think of one thing he does own.
Yoshimi: Hey! I own this place!
Phil: May I see some proof?
Yoshimi: -_-o Help me!
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Thief Tried In Bilibin Courts
BILIBIN- Today, the thief, having solved the curse problem in Kolima, triumphantly came back to Bilibin to claim a reward...and were promptly arrested for stealing. A court case was swiftly started, but charges were dropped due to lack of evidence. The case, being a failure for the law, was quickly hushed up and the thieves were silenced with a few cheap gifts from Lord McCoy, who, happily, has been released from debtor's prison. However, a reporter (the one that had been lost, searched for two detectives who also disappeared, who were also looked for by a random traveller...) tagged along and discovered this. Despite offered bribes and threats of bodily harm, our brave reporter got the story through.
Back-up In Bilibin Barricade Traffic Resolved
BILIBIN BARRICADE- Today, officials unlocked the Bilibin Barricade, allowing the three people waiting outside to go through to Kolima. When asked for identification, they called themselves Love Stricken from Bilibin, Love Stricken from Imil, and Also Love Stricken from Imil, claiming that they wanted to see a girl who had been seen in Kolima. The girl, whose name has been censored to protect the minor, has been identified as an associate of the thief who has been in the headlines for a long time, were immediately arrested and taken in for questioning.
In other news, a reporter, two detectives, and a random traveller were also let through from the other side.
Agony Aunt: Auntie Dora
Dear Auntie Dora,
My husband has stopped buying me gifts and has ordered that my palace work stop. Just because a few lumberjacks were turned into trees and other plant life. He doesn't care about me! Should I get a divorce, or should I just kill him? If kill him, figuratively or literally?
From, Unloved from Bilibin.
Dear Idiot Lady of Bilibin,
Get over yourself! If you never get another gift from Lord McCoy, that will be more than you deserve!
Sincerely,
Auntie Dora
Dear Auntie Dora,
We've been wrongfully arrested. Please let our friends and loved ones know where we are (Bilibin prison), so they can pay for bail. We can only send one letter, so we decided to let you inform the right people.
From, Love Stricken from Bilibin, Love Stricken from Imil, and Also Love Stricken from Imil.
P.S. Good luck with your column.
Dear L.S. from B., L.S. from I., and A.L.S. from I.
That I will do. Also, I thought I told you to wait for Mia to get back...
--Auntie Dora
P.S. Thanks for the P.S.
Classified
NOTICE- Tret seeks psychiatric help. Must be willing to be turned into a tree just in case. Experience in battle a plus.
ANNOUNCEMENT- Nyumpa's Fine Dining and Take-out Snacks opened today. ~Fuchin Temple Monks
ANNOUNCEMENT- Today, Nyumpa's Fine Dining and Take-out Snacks closed today, as Nyumpa is fasting to reach enlightenment. ~Fuchin Temple Monks
NOTICE- Weyard Weekly, please take out the opening announcement of Nyumpa's Fine Dining and Take-out Snacks. It looks stupid next to the closing announcement. ~Fuchin Temple Monks
NOTICE- *Bleep* you, Weyard Weekly! Why won't you the *bleep* take out those *bleep*ing classified ads! This is getting *bleep*ing annoying! ~Fuchin Temple Monks
NOTICE- *Bleep* *bleep* the *bleep*ing ads! We're trying to reach enlightenment here! *Bleep*in' journalists. ~Fuchin Temple Monks
WANTED- Someone to find the people who thought it was funny to replace all the H's in the Fuchin Temple ads with K's. Report to the editor. Thank you.
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Yoshimi: And, there you are!
Bob: Roses are red...
Harry: *twirling*
Tom: Gil-galad was an elven king; of him dum dum, la la la sing; the last who's hmm hm la de da; de da the mountains hm la la!
Yoshimi: It's "Of him the harpers sadly sing; the last who's realm was fair and free; between the mountains and the sea."
Charlie: Hm? *looks up from book*
Wilhelmina: Review! *decapitates dummy*
Richard: That's what'll happen to you if you don't review. Hmm...This looks unusual. *sticks finger in light bulb socket* *gets zapped* Yaagh!
Joe: What's this?
Yoshimi: No! That's chocolate!
Joe: ^_^ Fwee!
Phil: Manwë have mercy on my soul!
Yoshimi: Help!
Joe: Boing! *bounces off walls*