Authors Note: Hahaha, the only thing I'm looking forward to in the super
bowl is half time! Hi everyone! Just to tell you I've gotten to "the end
of the world" ! But I don't want to go there cause I want to beat the
Hates cup, so I can get the secret ending! I was on the titan too and
guess what happens. . .that's right THE. POWER. WENT. OUT. I literally
yelled "NO!" And I called my friend and told her. I was sad . . . but
ANYWAY I just decided to write and play at the same time for everyone's
sake! Bye and here is my disclaimer!
Disclaimer: *takes a deep breath * I, I. . .I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS! *runs away crying *
*comes running back with tears still in eyes * (through choked sobs) and I don't own (formally known as) Pojo and Rep. *goes running away again *
~Kingdom Hearts vs. . .Us?~
The blue light becomes brighter and brighter until no one can see anything!
Kelz: I can't see anything!
Rep.: No kidding smart one!
Pojo: is it me or does it feel like we're falling?
*Everybody looks down to see a girl with blond hair standing on what looks like a witness stand *
Everyone: *ish falling * AHHHHH!
At the moment Rep. has fallen on an uncomfortable Sora, Pojo is lying on her back looking at the sky, with Kelz lying on top of her.
Pojo & Sora: ugh, er, ow, *grumble * . . .GET OFF ME!
Rep. & Kelz: O.O; *jump's off them at the same time. . .but by accident rep. (being her klutzy self) trips over Sora's chain thing (or so she calls it)and falls flat on her face *
Everyone: *laughing and pointing *
Rep.: *hugs her massive supply of bishie plushies in her arms and runs away crying into, THE LOTUS FOREST! (dun dun dun) *
Pojo: Rep.! Come back, we were only joking!!!!
Kelz: yeah, only joking! *laughs more *
Pojo: *kicks shin and gives Kelz "the look" *
Kelz: Oh, this is serious..
Pojo: -_-;; I'm surrounded by idiots. . .
Goofy: Grawsh that's not very nice.
Donald: Who are you guys?
Kelz: We are evil heartless and have tricked you all, PREPARE TO DIIIIE!!!
Donald, Goofy, and Sora: huh? Wha? Really?
Pojo: NO! She's just joking!
Kelz: *is on the floor cracking up *
Sora: Well, who are you then?
Pojo: I'm Pojo, and this is Kelz.
Goofy: What goofy names! *huck *
Donald: Your name is goofy uh er GOOFY!
Goofy: *huck * You're right!
Kelz & Pojo: o.O
Alice: Hey why all of you have been chit-chatting I have been losing my case!
Sora: *in reggae voice * don' worry, be happy!
Queen of Hearts: shut up already!
Kelz: jeeze, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Queen of Hearts: *death glare.eye twitches *
Everyone but Kelz: oooooo.
Kelz: eh heh. *Cheesy smile *
Queen of Hearts: I'll let you off this time only because I haven't finished this case!
Alice: Oh, pigs bum!
Sora: What's wronge?
Alice: I'm going to lose
Queen of Hearts: no talking to the prisoners!
Goofy: But Alice is innocent!
Queen of Hearts: She tried to steal my heart!
Pojo: No, actually the Heartless did.
Queen of Hearts: the what-what?
Kelz: *elbows Pojo * (whispering) they don't find out yet you dumb butt!
Pojo: *sweatdrop *
Kelz: she's feeling a bit er, woozy and she uh, doesn't know what she's talking about!
Sora, Donald, & Goofy: *exchanging glances *
Silence.
Sora: (finally thinking of what to say) what if we can prove Alice's innocence?
Alice: *swoons over Sora's "thoughtfulness" *
Queen of Hearts: *thinks * fine! Collect four pieces of evidence!
Donald: *snickers * only four?! I mean, wow, that's A LOT!
Everyone: o.O
Goofy: come on, lets go look in the Lotus forest!
Sora, Donald, and Goofy all leave into the Lotus forest
Kelz: where's Rep.?
Pojo: She ran out, remember?
Kelz: ooh, yeah. She ran into the heartless infested Lotus forest, I remember now!
Pojo & Kelz: *looks at each other, gasp, and then they're running into the entrance of the Lotus forest screaming "REP!" *
Sora, Donald, & Goofy: huh?
Pojo: we have to find our friend, she's in DANGER!
Kelz: yeah, DANGER!!!
Meanwhile.
Rep.: *sips cup of tea * And that's how I got my one-hundredth and fifthteenth bishy!
Back to the other scene.
Sora: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
Kelz: *jumps forward while Sora kills the heartless that was behind her *
Donald: You guys are nothing but trouble, find your friend by yourselves.
Goofy: Now Donald. . .
Donald: Shaddap you gay ass dog!
Everyone: O_O
Goofy: *melts into a puddle of tears *
Kelz: NO! GOOOOFEEEEEEII! You murderer! *points at Donald *
Pojo: Don't worry, Disney characters can't die!
Kelz: Oh, right.
Goofy "magically" reassembles into a solid form
Goofy: Grawsh.
Sora: Aren't we getting a little off topic here?
Pojo: Well can you help us or not?
Sora: We already have to destroy the heartless, prove Alice's innocence, and now you want us to try and rescue your friend?
Kelz: Basically.
Pojo: Yeah.
Sora, Donald, & Goofy: Alrighty, ok, sure!
Goofy: Well do you folks got any weapons or protection against the heartless?
Kelz & Pojo: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Donald: We wont help you if you can't help us!
Sora: Donald who made you boss?
Goofy: Yeah!
Donald: eh heh.
Sora: Well.uh..um......
Goofy: Hey! I got an extra shield in stock, why don't you use if Kelz?
Kelz: No way, nope.
Pojo: I will!
Goofy: *hands extra shield to Pojo *
Kelz: Well what about me?
Sora: I don't have another key blade, and even if I did-
Kelz: I know, I know, only you can use the key blade.
Sora: right so that leaves..*everyone turns to Donald*
Donald: oh fine. *hands Kelz a rod that is used for defense and attacking *
Kelz: YAY! NOW I JUST NEED A PINK DRESS AND FREAKY BANGS!!!!
Sora, Donald, & Goofy: O.O;;;;
Pojo: Uhhh, she bonked her head when we fell down the rabbit hole.heh.
Kelz: No I did-
Pojo: *Kicks Kelz in the shin *
Kelz: Oh, right gotcha.
Pojo: _
Sora: Ok, are we all set?
Everyone: *nodnod *
Kelz: Cut the small talk and lets go kick some heartless butt!
Pojo: You're making a fool out of yourself.
Kelz: Nobody else actually watching this!
Pojo: *points to the readers *
Kelz: Meep! Where did THEY come from?!
Pojo: They've been here the whole time you dumb butt!
Sora, Donald, & Goofy: *start walking away *
Pojo: HEY WAIT FOR US!
Kelz: MEEE TOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Sora, Donald, Goofy, Kelz, and Pojo all go out to prove Alice's innocence as well as rescue Rep. Will they succeed? Or will disaster come upon Wonderland?
Author's Note: FINALLY!!!!!!!!!! I have beaten kingdom hearts but I didn't get the secret ending, so I'll just play the end again. Also, As you can tell this is going to be the longest fanfiction in the world! I can't even finish up one world in one chapter! (well I could but I'm too lazy ^_^) I hope you liked this chapter, I tried to twist the plot a bit by getting my friend lost in Wonderland, but what do I know? Thanks for reading my story and reviews are gladly welcomed! (hinthintwinkwink)
~Kelz
Disclaimer: *takes a deep breath * I, I. . .I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS! *runs away crying *
*comes running back with tears still in eyes * (through choked sobs) and I don't own (formally known as) Pojo and Rep. *goes running away again *
~Kingdom Hearts vs. . .Us?~
The blue light becomes brighter and brighter until no one can see anything!
Kelz: I can't see anything!
Rep.: No kidding smart one!
Pojo: is it me or does it feel like we're falling?
*Everybody looks down to see a girl with blond hair standing on what looks like a witness stand *
Everyone: *ish falling * AHHHHH!
At the moment Rep. has fallen on an uncomfortable Sora, Pojo is lying on her back looking at the sky, with Kelz lying on top of her.
Pojo & Sora: ugh, er, ow, *grumble * . . .GET OFF ME!
Rep. & Kelz: O.O; *jump's off them at the same time. . .but by accident rep. (being her klutzy self) trips over Sora's chain thing (or so she calls it)and falls flat on her face *
Everyone: *laughing and pointing *
Rep.: *hugs her massive supply of bishie plushies in her arms and runs away crying into, THE LOTUS FOREST! (dun dun dun) *
Pojo: Rep.! Come back, we were only joking!!!!
Kelz: yeah, only joking! *laughs more *
Pojo: *kicks shin and gives Kelz "the look" *
Kelz: Oh, this is serious..
Pojo: -_-;; I'm surrounded by idiots. . .
Goofy: Grawsh that's not very nice.
Donald: Who are you guys?
Kelz: We are evil heartless and have tricked you all, PREPARE TO DIIIIE!!!
Donald, Goofy, and Sora: huh? Wha? Really?
Pojo: NO! She's just joking!
Kelz: *is on the floor cracking up *
Sora: Well, who are you then?
Pojo: I'm Pojo, and this is Kelz.
Goofy: What goofy names! *huck *
Donald: Your name is goofy uh er GOOFY!
Goofy: *huck * You're right!
Kelz & Pojo: o.O
Alice: Hey why all of you have been chit-chatting I have been losing my case!
Sora: *in reggae voice * don' worry, be happy!
Queen of Hearts: shut up already!
Kelz: jeeze, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Queen of Hearts: *death glare.eye twitches *
Everyone but Kelz: oooooo.
Kelz: eh heh. *Cheesy smile *
Queen of Hearts: I'll let you off this time only because I haven't finished this case!
Alice: Oh, pigs bum!
Sora: What's wronge?
Alice: I'm going to lose
Queen of Hearts: no talking to the prisoners!
Goofy: But Alice is innocent!
Queen of Hearts: She tried to steal my heart!
Pojo: No, actually the Heartless did.
Queen of Hearts: the what-what?
Kelz: *elbows Pojo * (whispering) they don't find out yet you dumb butt!
Pojo: *sweatdrop *
Kelz: she's feeling a bit er, woozy and she uh, doesn't know what she's talking about!
Sora, Donald, & Goofy: *exchanging glances *
Silence.
Sora: (finally thinking of what to say) what if we can prove Alice's innocence?
Alice: *swoons over Sora's "thoughtfulness" *
Queen of Hearts: *thinks * fine! Collect four pieces of evidence!
Donald: *snickers * only four?! I mean, wow, that's A LOT!
Everyone: o.O
Goofy: come on, lets go look in the Lotus forest!
Sora, Donald, and Goofy all leave into the Lotus forest
Kelz: where's Rep.?
Pojo: She ran out, remember?
Kelz: ooh, yeah. She ran into the heartless infested Lotus forest, I remember now!
Pojo & Kelz: *looks at each other, gasp, and then they're running into the entrance of the Lotus forest screaming "REP!" *
Sora, Donald, & Goofy: huh?
Pojo: we have to find our friend, she's in DANGER!
Kelz: yeah, DANGER!!!
Meanwhile.
Rep.: *sips cup of tea * And that's how I got my one-hundredth and fifthteenth bishy!
Back to the other scene.
Sora: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
Kelz: *jumps forward while Sora kills the heartless that was behind her *
Donald: You guys are nothing but trouble, find your friend by yourselves.
Goofy: Now Donald. . .
Donald: Shaddap you gay ass dog!
Everyone: O_O
Goofy: *melts into a puddle of tears *
Kelz: NO! GOOOOFEEEEEEII! You murderer! *points at Donald *
Pojo: Don't worry, Disney characters can't die!
Kelz: Oh, right.
Goofy "magically" reassembles into a solid form
Goofy: Grawsh.
Sora: Aren't we getting a little off topic here?
Pojo: Well can you help us or not?
Sora: We already have to destroy the heartless, prove Alice's innocence, and now you want us to try and rescue your friend?
Kelz: Basically.
Pojo: Yeah.
Sora, Donald, & Goofy: Alrighty, ok, sure!
Goofy: Well do you folks got any weapons or protection against the heartless?
Kelz & Pojo: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Donald: We wont help you if you can't help us!
Sora: Donald who made you boss?
Goofy: Yeah!
Donald: eh heh.
Sora: Well.uh..um......
Goofy: Hey! I got an extra shield in stock, why don't you use if Kelz?
Kelz: No way, nope.
Pojo: I will!
Goofy: *hands extra shield to Pojo *
Kelz: Well what about me?
Sora: I don't have another key blade, and even if I did-
Kelz: I know, I know, only you can use the key blade.
Sora: right so that leaves..*everyone turns to Donald*
Donald: oh fine. *hands Kelz a rod that is used for defense and attacking *
Kelz: YAY! NOW I JUST NEED A PINK DRESS AND FREAKY BANGS!!!!
Sora, Donald, & Goofy: O.O;;;;
Pojo: Uhhh, she bonked her head when we fell down the rabbit hole.heh.
Kelz: No I did-
Pojo: *Kicks Kelz in the shin *
Kelz: Oh, right gotcha.
Pojo: _
Sora: Ok, are we all set?
Everyone: *nodnod *
Kelz: Cut the small talk and lets go kick some heartless butt!
Pojo: You're making a fool out of yourself.
Kelz: Nobody else actually watching this!
Pojo: *points to the readers *
Kelz: Meep! Where did THEY come from?!
Pojo: They've been here the whole time you dumb butt!
Sora, Donald, & Goofy: *start walking away *
Pojo: HEY WAIT FOR US!
Kelz: MEEE TOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Sora, Donald, Goofy, Kelz, and Pojo all go out to prove Alice's innocence as well as rescue Rep. Will they succeed? Or will disaster come upon Wonderland?
Author's Note: FINALLY!!!!!!!!!! I have beaten kingdom hearts but I didn't get the secret ending, so I'll just play the end again. Also, As you can tell this is going to be the longest fanfiction in the world! I can't even finish up one world in one chapter! (well I could but I'm too lazy ^_^) I hope you liked this chapter, I tried to twist the plot a bit by getting my friend lost in Wonderland, but what do I know? Thanks for reading my story and reviews are gladly welcomed! (hinthintwinkwink)
~Kelz