Authors Note: YAY! CHAPTER THREEEE!!!!!!! Thanks to everyone that reviewed! But I was a bit peeved when ff.net denied reviewing or even logging in just to recognize fictionpress.net or whatever it's called. Anyway, I hope you all like this chapter! I just realized that I'm going to have to play the game again to get this story right..of course I'm going to screw up the plot a bit but I need to know where stuff is and crap. So..yay, I get to play the extremely long game of kingdom hearts! Again!!
Disclaimer: I've said this two times already! Do I have to say it AGAIN? Fine, I do not own Kingdom Hearts...OK ok, and I do not own Pojo or Rep..
~Kingdom Hearts vs... us? ~
Sora, Donald, Goofy, Kelz, and Pojo are walking away past that stump thing and Cheshire Cat is there about to speak but sees them already leaving.

Cheshire Cat: *sees them walking away * Crap I missed my cue again . . . . . . . . .
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Sora, Donald, Goofy, Kelz, and Pojo are all running through the Lotus forest, encountering the heartless frequently.
Kelz: WILL IT EVER END?!

Sora: What?

Pojo: I think she's talking about the heartless.

Sora: oh.

Donald: this sure is a strange place..

Goofy: Beggars can't be choosers, Donald. Huck.

Donald: *rolls eyes *

Pojo: Hey everyone I think there's a box over here! *Motions to a chamber thing *

Sora: lets check it out.

Kelz: She's right! *Points to a pink box *

Sora: *opens box *:::Footprints:::

Pojo: How can you collect footprints?

Donald: You just can!

Pojo: eh, that's good enough for me.

Kelz: hey I wonder if we can talk to the flowers like in the movie!

Donald: what's a movie?

Kelz: uh..Uh.I wonder if we can talk to the flowers!

Donald: but I wanted to know about the mov-

Kelz: hi flower!

Yellow flower: Give me a potion!

Kelz: No! *Hits flower *

Goofy: I think we better get goin'.

Sora: yes.

Pojo: Kelz, you are such a ditz.
Now as the narrator I will save everyone time and just say that they found Stench and an Antenna. But they couldn't find the fourth piece of evidence!!
Sora: They really made the fourth one hard.

Kelz: Yeah cause you get something good if you get all four.

Donald: Can we just go give three pieces of evidence to the queen?

Pojo: I'm up for that.

Kelz: Hey, but shouldn't we look for Rep.

Sora: Screw her; Alice is prettier!

Pojo: Wow, I didn't know video game peoples could be so stereotype.

Sora, Donald, Goofy: *all tripping and punching each other in attempt to prove Alice's innocence first *

Kelz: *rolls eyes * boys . . . . .
............Meanwhile............
Rep.: I've been walking around for hours.. it's like there's no door. *Leans on wall but falls through because the wall is really a door * ....oh....
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Queen: Good, now lets put in my evidence! *Two boxes appear next to the ones that Sora and the group collected *

Pojo: hey! We collected all that evidence for NOTHING??

Queen: Yup.

Kelz: ok!

Pojo: .

*Boxes mix together *

Pojo: WTF??!

Everyone: *gasp *

Pojo: What, I just said, W. T. F

Everyone: ohh *exchange smiles and glances *

Queen: Would you just pick a box already?

Sora: Okie dokie!

Pojo: *whispers to Kelz * do you think he's . . .*ahem * too happy?

Kelz: ANYWAY.I choose *points to leftmost box . . . . Spins around and chooses the right one* that one!

*Box opens up and you see a Heartless pop out *

Goofy: Hey, look it's dancing!

Donald: yeah.dancing..

Sora: it's so cute!! *Smile *

Kelz: What kind of dance do you think he's doing?

Pojo: I think he's doing the hustle.

Sora: No, he's doing the hokie pokie! *Starts doing the hokie pokie *

Kelz: *joins in *

Pojo: oh well, *does it too *

Donald: When in Rome . . . . *Dances *

Goofy: wow a disco! *Joins in *

By then everyone but the Queen is doing the hokie pokie!

Everyone but the Queen: You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around! That's what it's all-

Queen: SHADDAP! *Eye twitches *

Sora: .

Donald: . . . .

Goofy: . . . .

Kelz: Do you take angerment classes?

Queen: Why yes, how could you tell?

Kelz: Um..I'm just really good with people that's all! *Sweatdrop *

Queen: I see. Will someone tell me what in the world that thing was?

Sora: there's your evidence Alice is innocent!!

Queen: But I asked what that was!!

Sora: So?

Queen: Rrrrrgh... Silence! I am the law here!!!

Pojo: *whispers to Kelz * someone is power hungry.

Kelz: you mean like Hitler? I like Hitler..so powerful...and insane...and he did suicide! He's so cool!

Pojo: ok then.......

Queen: Article 29 anyone who defies the Queen is guilty!

Donald: That's crazy!

Queen: Duh, cause IM crazy. Like Hitler!!

Kelz: *to Pojo * see!

Pojo: . . .

Queen: quite talking! Cards seize them at once!!
*Everything disappears *

Kelz: it's like MAGIC!

*A card falls on top of Kelz *

Kelz: Ahh! *Gets locked up in the same cage as Alice * ello!

Alice: Want to play tea party?

Kelz: sure!!!!!!!

*A minute later Pojo gets shoved into the cage too *

Pojo: What in the world?? *Sees Alice and Kelz sipping invisible tea *

Alice: We're playing tea party!

Pojo: ooo, lemme play!!

Kelz: *hands tea cup *
Pojo, Kelz, and Alice are all playing tea party in a cage that can only fit one person while the others are fighting their butts off....

Sora: *huff puff * where's Pojo and *wheeze * Kelz?

Donald: Who *casts spell * cares?

Goofy: Donald why are you so stuck up?

Donald: Watch it!!
Finally with one finishing blow the tower exploded and the cage fell to the ground...

Kelz: AHHHHHH!

Pojo: WHEEEEEE!

*Thump *

Kelz: I bit my tongue...

Pojo: Ha ha.

*Everyone rushes over to cage *

Sora: Where's Alice??!!

Donald: She must have been kidnapped while we were fighting.

Pojo: Oh yeah, state the obvious! *Rolls eyes *

Queen: You fools!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone feels a gush of wind go by them *

Sora: dang.

Queen: Find the one who is behind this!

Pojo: how, I mean-

Queen: I DON'T CARE HOW!!!

Pojo: o.O;;
Sora, Donald, and Goofy run toward the entrance of the Lotus Forest.

Kelz: They're leaving us!!

Pojo: Help!! We're still in this god-forsaken cage!
Narrator: Will Pojo and Kelz ever get out of that "god-forsaken cage" ? Can the Disney characters find Alice???????????? Stay in tune for the next chapter!!

Off Screen Director: Ok..and CUT!

Narrator: how did I do? Was that good enough..or should I have made my voice a bit deeper?

OSD: no no no that was fine!

Narrator: Alrighty then.

OSD: Yep...

Narrator: yeah..

OSD: ok..see you tomarrow?

Narrator: I guess...

*they both leave *

Kelz: HEEEELP US!!

Pojo: WE'RE STILL IN HERE!!
Authors Note: Wow, im finally done. Sorry sooo much that took so long. It's just I've been really busy with school and all. For awhile I wasn't very motivated to write either (family problems) . But anyway, There's the *THIRD * chappie of my fic!! That's honestly as far as I've gotten with any story that I have written, apparently writing blocks just love me. Audios Amigos! Bitt Seyr ! Bye!