Authors Note: YAY! CHAPTER THREEEE!!!!!!! Thanks to everyone
that reviewed! But I was a bit peeved when ff.net denied
reviewing or even logging in just to recognize fictionpress.net
or whatever it's called. Anyway, I hope you all like this
chapter! I just realized that I'm going to have to play the
game again to get this story right..of course I'm going to screw
up the plot a bit but I need to know where stuff is and crap.
So..yay, I get to play the extremely long game of kingdom
hearts! Again!!
Disclaimer: I've said this two times already! Do I have to say it AGAIN? Fine, I do not own Kingdom Hearts...OK ok, and I do not own Pojo or Rep..
~Kingdom Hearts vs... us? ~
Sora, Donald, Goofy, Kelz, and Pojo are walking away past that stump thing and Cheshire Cat is there about to speak but sees them already leaving.
Cheshire Cat: *sees them walking away * Crap I missed my cue again . . . . . . . . .
~ . ~
Sora, Donald, Goofy, Kelz, and Pojo are all running through the Lotus forest, encountering the heartless frequently.
Kelz: WILL IT EVER END?!
Sora: What?
Pojo: I think she's talking about the heartless.
Sora: oh.
Donald: this sure is a strange place..
Goofy: Beggars can't be choosers, Donald. Huck.
Donald: *rolls eyes *
Pojo: Hey everyone I think there's a box over here! *Motions to a chamber thing *
Sora: lets check it out.
Kelz: She's right! *Points to a pink box *
Sora: *opens box *:::Footprints:::
Pojo: How can you collect footprints?
Donald: You just can!
Pojo: eh, that's good enough for me.
Kelz: hey I wonder if we can talk to the flowers like in the movie!
Donald: what's a movie?
Kelz: uh..Uh.I wonder if we can talk to the flowers!
Donald: but I wanted to know about the mov-
Kelz: hi flower!
Yellow flower: Give me a potion!
Kelz: No! *Hits flower *
Goofy: I think we better get goin'.
Sora: yes.
Pojo: Kelz, you are such a ditz.
Now as the narrator I will save everyone time and just say that they found Stench and an Antenna. But they couldn't find the fourth piece of evidence!!
Sora: They really made the fourth one hard.
Kelz: Yeah cause you get something good if you get all four.
Donald: Can we just go give three pieces of evidence to the queen?
Pojo: I'm up for that.
Kelz: Hey, but shouldn't we look for Rep.
Sora: Screw her; Alice is prettier!
Pojo: Wow, I didn't know video game peoples could be so stereotype.
Sora, Donald, Goofy: *all tripping and punching each other in attempt to prove Alice's innocence first *
Kelz: *rolls eyes * boys . . . . .
............Meanwhile............
Rep.: I've been walking around for hours.. it's like there's no door. *Leans on wall but falls through because the wall is really a door * ....oh....
.~.~.~.~.~.
Queen: Good, now lets put in my evidence! *Two boxes appear next to the ones that Sora and the group collected *
Pojo: hey! We collected all that evidence for NOTHING??
Queen: Yup.
Kelz: ok!
Pojo: .
*Boxes mix together *
Pojo: WTF??!
Everyone: *gasp *
Pojo: What, I just said, W. T. F
Everyone: ohh *exchange smiles and glances *
Queen: Would you just pick a box already?
Sora: Okie dokie!
Pojo: *whispers to Kelz * do you think he's . . .*ahem * too happy?
Kelz: ANYWAY.I choose *points to leftmost box . . . . Spins around and chooses the right one* that one!
*Box opens up and you see a Heartless pop out *
Goofy: Hey, look it's dancing!
Donald: yeah.dancing..
Sora: it's so cute!! *Smile *
Kelz: What kind of dance do you think he's doing?
Pojo: I think he's doing the hustle.
Sora: No, he's doing the hokie pokie! *Starts doing the hokie pokie *
Kelz: *joins in *
Pojo: oh well, *does it too *
Donald: When in Rome . . . . *Dances *
Goofy: wow a disco! *Joins in *
By then everyone but the Queen is doing the hokie pokie!
Everyone but the Queen: You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around! That's what it's all-
Queen: SHADDAP! *Eye twitches *
Sora: .
Donald: . . . .
Goofy: . . . .
Kelz: Do you take angerment classes?
Queen: Why yes, how could you tell?
Kelz: Um..I'm just really good with people that's all! *Sweatdrop *
Queen: I see. Will someone tell me what in the world that thing was?
Sora: there's your evidence Alice is innocent!!
Queen: But I asked what that was!!
Sora: So?
Queen: Rrrrrgh... Silence! I am the law here!!!
Pojo: *whispers to Kelz * someone is power hungry.
Kelz: you mean like Hitler? I like Hitler..so powerful...and insane...and he did suicide! He's so cool!
Pojo: ok then.......
Queen: Article 29 anyone who defies the Queen is guilty!
Donald: That's crazy!
Queen: Duh, cause IM crazy. Like Hitler!!
Kelz: *to Pojo * see!
Pojo: . . .
Queen: quite talking! Cards seize them at once!!
*Everything disappears *
Kelz: it's like MAGIC!
*A card falls on top of Kelz *
Kelz: Ahh! *Gets locked up in the same cage as Alice * ello!
Alice: Want to play tea party?
Kelz: sure!!!!!!!
*A minute later Pojo gets shoved into the cage too *
Pojo: What in the world?? *Sees Alice and Kelz sipping invisible tea *
Alice: We're playing tea party!
Pojo: ooo, lemme play!!
Kelz: *hands tea cup *
Pojo, Kelz, and Alice are all playing tea party in a cage that can only fit one person while the others are fighting their butts off....
Sora: *huff puff * where's Pojo and *wheeze * Kelz?
Donald: Who *casts spell * cares?
Goofy: Donald why are you so stuck up?
Donald: Watch it!!
Finally with one finishing blow the tower exploded and the cage fell to the ground...
Kelz: AHHHHHH!
Pojo: WHEEEEEE!
*Thump *
Kelz: I bit my tongue...
Pojo: Ha ha.
*Everyone rushes over to cage *
Sora: Where's Alice??!!
Donald: She must have been kidnapped while we were fighting.
Pojo: Oh yeah, state the obvious! *Rolls eyes *
Queen: You fools!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone feels a gush of wind go by them *
Sora: dang.
Queen: Find the one who is behind this!
Pojo: how, I mean-
Queen: I DON'T CARE HOW!!!
Pojo: o.O;;
Sora, Donald, and Goofy run toward the entrance of the Lotus Forest.
Kelz: They're leaving us!!
Pojo: Help!! We're still in this god-forsaken cage!
Narrator: Will Pojo and Kelz ever get out of that "god-forsaken cage" ? Can the Disney characters find Alice???????????? Stay in tune for the next chapter!!
Off Screen Director: Ok..and CUT!
Narrator: how did I do? Was that good enough..or should I have made my voice a bit deeper?
OSD: no no no that was fine!
Narrator: Alrighty then.
OSD: Yep...
Narrator: yeah..
OSD: ok..see you tomarrow?
Narrator: I guess...
*they both leave *
Kelz: HEEEELP US!!
Pojo: WE'RE STILL IN HERE!!
Authors Note: Wow, im finally done. Sorry sooo much that took so long. It's just I've been really busy with school and all. For awhile I wasn't very motivated to write either (family problems) . But anyway, There's the *THIRD * chappie of my fic!! That's honestly as far as I've gotten with any story that I have written, apparently writing blocks just love me. Audios Amigos! Bitt Seyr ! Bye!
Disclaimer: I've said this two times already! Do I have to say it AGAIN? Fine, I do not own Kingdom Hearts...OK ok, and I do not own Pojo or Rep..
~Kingdom Hearts vs... us? ~
Sora, Donald, Goofy, Kelz, and Pojo are walking away past that stump thing and Cheshire Cat is there about to speak but sees them already leaving.
Cheshire Cat: *sees them walking away * Crap I missed my cue again . . . . . . . . .
~ . ~
Sora, Donald, Goofy, Kelz, and Pojo are all running through the Lotus forest, encountering the heartless frequently.
Kelz: WILL IT EVER END?!
Sora: What?
Pojo: I think she's talking about the heartless.
Sora: oh.
Donald: this sure is a strange place..
Goofy: Beggars can't be choosers, Donald. Huck.
Donald: *rolls eyes *
Pojo: Hey everyone I think there's a box over here! *Motions to a chamber thing *
Sora: lets check it out.
Kelz: She's right! *Points to a pink box *
Sora: *opens box *:::Footprints:::
Pojo: How can you collect footprints?
Donald: You just can!
Pojo: eh, that's good enough for me.
Kelz: hey I wonder if we can talk to the flowers like in the movie!
Donald: what's a movie?
Kelz: uh..Uh.I wonder if we can talk to the flowers!
Donald: but I wanted to know about the mov-
Kelz: hi flower!
Yellow flower: Give me a potion!
Kelz: No! *Hits flower *
Goofy: I think we better get goin'.
Sora: yes.
Pojo: Kelz, you are such a ditz.
Now as the narrator I will save everyone time and just say that they found Stench and an Antenna. But they couldn't find the fourth piece of evidence!!
Sora: They really made the fourth one hard.
Kelz: Yeah cause you get something good if you get all four.
Donald: Can we just go give three pieces of evidence to the queen?
Pojo: I'm up for that.
Kelz: Hey, but shouldn't we look for Rep.
Sora: Screw her; Alice is prettier!
Pojo: Wow, I didn't know video game peoples could be so stereotype.
Sora, Donald, Goofy: *all tripping and punching each other in attempt to prove Alice's innocence first *
Kelz: *rolls eyes * boys . . . . .
............Meanwhile............
Rep.: I've been walking around for hours.. it's like there's no door. *Leans on wall but falls through because the wall is really a door * ....oh....
.~.~.~.~.~.
Queen: Good, now lets put in my evidence! *Two boxes appear next to the ones that Sora and the group collected *
Pojo: hey! We collected all that evidence for NOTHING??
Queen: Yup.
Kelz: ok!
Pojo: .
*Boxes mix together *
Pojo: WTF??!
Everyone: *gasp *
Pojo: What, I just said, W. T. F
Everyone: ohh *exchange smiles and glances *
Queen: Would you just pick a box already?
Sora: Okie dokie!
Pojo: *whispers to Kelz * do you think he's . . .*ahem * too happy?
Kelz: ANYWAY.I choose *points to leftmost box . . . . Spins around and chooses the right one* that one!
*Box opens up and you see a Heartless pop out *
Goofy: Hey, look it's dancing!
Donald: yeah.dancing..
Sora: it's so cute!! *Smile *
Kelz: What kind of dance do you think he's doing?
Pojo: I think he's doing the hustle.
Sora: No, he's doing the hokie pokie! *Starts doing the hokie pokie *
Kelz: *joins in *
Pojo: oh well, *does it too *
Donald: When in Rome . . . . *Dances *
Goofy: wow a disco! *Joins in *
By then everyone but the Queen is doing the hokie pokie!
Everyone but the Queen: You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around! That's what it's all-
Queen: SHADDAP! *Eye twitches *
Sora: .
Donald: . . . .
Goofy: . . . .
Kelz: Do you take angerment classes?
Queen: Why yes, how could you tell?
Kelz: Um..I'm just really good with people that's all! *Sweatdrop *
Queen: I see. Will someone tell me what in the world that thing was?
Sora: there's your evidence Alice is innocent!!
Queen: But I asked what that was!!
Sora: So?
Queen: Rrrrrgh... Silence! I am the law here!!!
Pojo: *whispers to Kelz * someone is power hungry.
Kelz: you mean like Hitler? I like Hitler..so powerful...and insane...and he did suicide! He's so cool!
Pojo: ok then.......
Queen: Article 29 anyone who defies the Queen is guilty!
Donald: That's crazy!
Queen: Duh, cause IM crazy. Like Hitler!!
Kelz: *to Pojo * see!
Pojo: . . .
Queen: quite talking! Cards seize them at once!!
*Everything disappears *
Kelz: it's like MAGIC!
*A card falls on top of Kelz *
Kelz: Ahh! *Gets locked up in the same cage as Alice * ello!
Alice: Want to play tea party?
Kelz: sure!!!!!!!
*A minute later Pojo gets shoved into the cage too *
Pojo: What in the world?? *Sees Alice and Kelz sipping invisible tea *
Alice: We're playing tea party!
Pojo: ooo, lemme play!!
Kelz: *hands tea cup *
Pojo, Kelz, and Alice are all playing tea party in a cage that can only fit one person while the others are fighting their butts off....
Sora: *huff puff * where's Pojo and *wheeze * Kelz?
Donald: Who *casts spell * cares?
Goofy: Donald why are you so stuck up?
Donald: Watch it!!
Finally with one finishing blow the tower exploded and the cage fell to the ground...
Kelz: AHHHHHH!
Pojo: WHEEEEEE!
*Thump *
Kelz: I bit my tongue...
Pojo: Ha ha.
*Everyone rushes over to cage *
Sora: Where's Alice??!!
Donald: She must have been kidnapped while we were fighting.
Pojo: Oh yeah, state the obvious! *Rolls eyes *
Queen: You fools!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone feels a gush of wind go by them *
Sora: dang.
Queen: Find the one who is behind this!
Pojo: how, I mean-
Queen: I DON'T CARE HOW!!!
Pojo: o.O;;
Sora, Donald, and Goofy run toward the entrance of the Lotus Forest.
Kelz: They're leaving us!!
Pojo: Help!! We're still in this god-forsaken cage!
Narrator: Will Pojo and Kelz ever get out of that "god-forsaken cage" ? Can the Disney characters find Alice???????????? Stay in tune for the next chapter!!
Off Screen Director: Ok..and CUT!
Narrator: how did I do? Was that good enough..or should I have made my voice a bit deeper?
OSD: no no no that was fine!
Narrator: Alrighty then.
OSD: Yep...
Narrator: yeah..
OSD: ok..see you tomarrow?
Narrator: I guess...
*they both leave *
Kelz: HEEEELP US!!
Pojo: WE'RE STILL IN HERE!!
Authors Note: Wow, im finally done. Sorry sooo much that took so long. It's just I've been really busy with school and all. For awhile I wasn't very motivated to write either (family problems) . But anyway, There's the *THIRD * chappie of my fic!! That's honestly as far as I've gotten with any story that I have written, apparently writing blocks just love me. Audios Amigos! Bitt Seyr ! Bye!
