PART TWO!
Kelz: *sees little opening in the grass * Hey Pojo what's that???
Pojo: *looks at parting in grass and gapes * YOU found something??!!
Kelz: I donno did I? *Starts humming fat- I mean batman song again *
Pojo: *Drags Kelz along into the mysterious opening in the grass *
Sora, Donald, and Goofy all are standing in front of a BIG BLACK CHAIR that is sitting on top of the nearest chandelier. The BIG BLACK CHAIR is turned the other way so you can't see who is sitting in it unless you run to the other side. Just as Sora was about to talk Pojo and Kelz walked in.
Kelz: NANANANANANANA BATMA- oh there you peoples are!!!!!
Sora: HIYAS! ( (
Goofy: *scratches head * who is them folks?
Pojo: o.O don't you remember us??
Donald: He suffers from short-term memory loss. Goofy, they've been with us since we got here.
Goofy: *Blink *
Donald: Oh forget it.
Five Minutes Later..
Mysterious Person In BIG BLACK CHAIR: I've been expecting you.
Kelz: AWSOME!
Sora: We've been expected?
Pojo: Do we get tea?!!
Everyone: *staring at Pojo *
Pojo: What?????
MPIBBC: *turns around and the mysterious person is revealed. In their lap is the Cheshire Cat and they're petting it as if they were Dr. Evil *
Pojo, Kelz, Sora, Goofy: GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donald: *silent for a bit * gasp! .Heh.
Kelz: REP.?! IS THAT YOU???!!
Pojo: No Kelz it isn't, this person just happens to have sun-in bunny ears...
Kelz: oh.(
Pojo: (secretly) muhahahahaha. . .
Rep.: Kelz your blondeness is showing.
Kelz: Where?! *Hides "private areas" *
Rep.: _
Sora: How did you get here??
Rep.: Oh me and Cheshire cat became good pals.
Donald: So.??
Rep.: He showed me around and told me to wait here for you guys!
Kelz: Jeeze and I always thought that cat wasn't good for anything!
Cheshire Cat: *hisssssssss *
Kelz: o.O;;;
Rep.: Oh, by the way! I wanna show you what I can do! *Brings arms back and thrusts arms forward creating a fire ball *
Donald: *running around screaming because fireball hit him and now he's on fire *
Everyone: *looking at each other as if saying 'shouldn't we help him?' *
Cheshire Cat: *blows out small fire that was on Donald's hat * Ahem.Shadows are hard to see without light! *Points at unlit chandeliers *
Sora: Jeeze you're BOSSY!
Cheshire Cat: =D I know! *Disappears*
Sora and Donald lit the Chandeliers and the shadows began to come out..(bum de bum bum)
Kelz, Rep., and Pojo: RUUNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone Ran out of the Upside Down Room and came into the Deserted Garden, what they saw was a small tea party with signs that told them to sit in the chairs!
Kelz: MORE TEA!
Pojo: YAY!
Rep., Pojo, and Kelz: *sit down and table and all of a sudden the chairs fall backwards and money falls out of the sky! *
Goofy: *money hits him on head* Grawsh.
Donald: HA-HA!
Sora: MUNY!!
Kelz: Muny??
Sora: yah MUNY!
Kelz: Jeeze yu nead Hooked On Phonics!!! Loke hoaw it worrkd fore mee!
Sora: O_O;;; Hah, that's ok!
Rep.: *eats muny *
Pojo: ummm Rep.?
Rep: *mouth full of muny* yawh?
Pojo: Nevermind. . . . .
Kelz: *laughing her azz off*
Sora: Lets get a move on!
Goofy: Ok Sora!
Rep: Okie Dokie!
Everyone walked out of the Lotus Forest and when they got back to the Queens castle they felt something was different.
Kelz: Jesus Pojo was that you???
Pojo: Hey you know I would admit it if I farted!
Kelz: Yah that's true . . .Rep.??
Rep.: Hey it wasn't me!
Goofy: not me!
Sora: I don't fart!
*Everyone looks at Donald*
Donald: *blink* what???
Everyone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After the group got over the fact that Donald had farted they all headed for the Bizarre Room just because Rep. And Kelz wanted to see the Door Knob and try to get his autograph . . .
Kelz: I can't believe we're meeting the Door Knob!!
Rep.: I KNOW!!! *Goes all teenybopper like*
Pojo: Note to self: No more sugar for them . . . . .
Sora: Why are you talking in italics?
Pojo: Because It symbolizes that I was THINKING.
Sora: Ohh . . .then how come I could read what you were THINKING?
Pojo: I dunno!
Goofy: OMG WHAT IS THAT?!
Donald: What's what Goof- HOLY MAMMAS!
*Everyone sees a humongous paper monster juggling*
Kelz: I didn't know this was a circus!
Rep.: Do you think they'll have cotton candy?! *Gets whapped with juggling thing*
Kelz: O_O *Hides in fireplace*
Pojo: Kelz you wimp!!!!
Kelz: I choose life!
Pojo: *sighs*
Sora: Everyone AATTTAACK!
Donald: Aye Aye captin'!
Pojo: *Charges at paper monster*
Goofy: *Helps Rep.* you ok???
Rep.: Haha a doggie with funkyfied ears..
Goofy: *Huck* Yupp! *Drags Rep. into fireplace*
*All of a sudden a force field appeared blocking the fireplace, locking in Kelz, Rep., and Goofy!!*
Goofy: Uh-oh
Rep.: OoOo pretty colors!
Kelz: Pojo kick that juggling clown's booty!!
Pojo: Sure thing! *Looks at shield* how am I suppose to use this?!
Goofy: Usually I just throw it at stuff hoping it'll hit sumtin *huck*
Pojo: oh my gawd . . . *throws shield at Paper Man's face*
Paper Man: AHHHH! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! *Is blind*
Donald: Good job!!
Pojo: =D *shield hits Pojo on the down fall knocking her out* X_X
Kelz: PPOOOJJOOOO!
Sora: *Jumps up and cuts lower body*
Paper Man: MY MANLYNESS!!!!!!
Sora: *laughing butt off*
Donald: *Does a fire attack*
Paper Man: *Juggling things go on fire* MUAHAHAHAHA!
Donald: AHH!
Sora: oh good going!
*Donald and Sora go and hide under the table*
Paper Man: *Kicks table out of the way* THERE'S NO HIDING!
Sora: MOMMY!!!
Donald: *goes berserk* TAKE THIS PAPER SCUM!
Paper Man: *is given a toy car* its what I've always wanted!
Donald: I knew you'd like it (
Sora: You retard! *Cuts Paper Man in half while distracted*
Paper Man: WAAA YOU TRICKED ME!
Donald: hehe. . .
The Paper Man died and the force fields disappeared, Kelz, Rep., and Goofy all rushed out and went to help Pojo . . .
Kelz: Will she be ok?!
Rep.: I dunno!!!
Pojo: *Jumps up and looks all happy* HEEELLLOOO!
Kelz: Wha?!
Rep.: It's a miracle!!!!
*Everyone does the Hokie Pokie*
Sora: EEP my sword is going all crazy!! *Key blade starts glowing and stars that come from out of nowhere surround it*
Rep.: Wow it's so tacky looking!
Kelz: XD
Pojo: =D
Donald: *is so amazed*
Goofy: Wowzers!
Door Knob: *Yawns* you dawgs woke me up, don't be hatin!
Kelz: wow the Door Knob is BLACK!!!
Rep.: Kewl!
Door Knob: *Yawns again and everyone sees a tiny keyhole in his mouth* Peace out my brothers . . . *goes back to sleep*
~.~
Authoress: You know what?
Authoress Assitant: What?
Authoress: isn't weird how there's a keyhole in a keyhole???
AA: I guess? O.o
Authoress: lol sorry
~.~
Sora: *Key blade automatically seals the keyhole making Wonderland shadow- free! * Neato!
Kelz: wooow . . .
Pojo: eh I've seen better video game effects!
Rep.: That was pretty cool Pojo.
Pojo: Why is everyone picking on me?????
Donald: Haha!
And that was that. Wonderland was sealed but Alice was nowhere to be found. Either way the travelers continued their journey, I wonder what comical danger awaits them next?!
Author Note: YES CHAPTER FOUR DOWN FIVE BILLION MORE CHAPTERS TO GO!
Kelz: *sees little opening in the grass * Hey Pojo what's that???
Pojo: *looks at parting in grass and gapes * YOU found something??!!
Kelz: I donno did I? *Starts humming fat- I mean batman song again *
Pojo: *Drags Kelz along into the mysterious opening in the grass *
Sora, Donald, and Goofy all are standing in front of a BIG BLACK CHAIR that is sitting on top of the nearest chandelier. The BIG BLACK CHAIR is turned the other way so you can't see who is sitting in it unless you run to the other side. Just as Sora was about to talk Pojo and Kelz walked in.
Kelz: NANANANANANANA BATMA- oh there you peoples are!!!!!
Sora: HIYAS! ( (
Goofy: *scratches head * who is them folks?
Pojo: o.O don't you remember us??
Donald: He suffers from short-term memory loss. Goofy, they've been with us since we got here.
Goofy: *Blink *
Donald: Oh forget it.
Five Minutes Later..
Mysterious Person In BIG BLACK CHAIR: I've been expecting you.
Kelz: AWSOME!
Sora: We've been expected?
Pojo: Do we get tea?!!
Everyone: *staring at Pojo *
Pojo: What?????
MPIBBC: *turns around and the mysterious person is revealed. In their lap is the Cheshire Cat and they're petting it as if they were Dr. Evil *
Pojo, Kelz, Sora, Goofy: GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donald: *silent for a bit * gasp! .Heh.
Kelz: REP.?! IS THAT YOU???!!
Pojo: No Kelz it isn't, this person just happens to have sun-in bunny ears...
Kelz: oh.(
Pojo: (secretly) muhahahahaha. . .
Rep.: Kelz your blondeness is showing.
Kelz: Where?! *Hides "private areas" *
Rep.: _
Sora: How did you get here??
Rep.: Oh me and Cheshire cat became good pals.
Donald: So.??
Rep.: He showed me around and told me to wait here for you guys!
Kelz: Jeeze and I always thought that cat wasn't good for anything!
Cheshire Cat: *hisssssssss *
Kelz: o.O;;;
Rep.: Oh, by the way! I wanna show you what I can do! *Brings arms back and thrusts arms forward creating a fire ball *
Donald: *running around screaming because fireball hit him and now he's on fire *
Everyone: *looking at each other as if saying 'shouldn't we help him?' *
Cheshire Cat: *blows out small fire that was on Donald's hat * Ahem.Shadows are hard to see without light! *Points at unlit chandeliers *
Sora: Jeeze you're BOSSY!
Cheshire Cat: =D I know! *Disappears*
Sora and Donald lit the Chandeliers and the shadows began to come out..(bum de bum bum)
Kelz, Rep., and Pojo: RUUNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone Ran out of the Upside Down Room and came into the Deserted Garden, what they saw was a small tea party with signs that told them to sit in the chairs!
Kelz: MORE TEA!
Pojo: YAY!
Rep., Pojo, and Kelz: *sit down and table and all of a sudden the chairs fall backwards and money falls out of the sky! *
Goofy: *money hits him on head* Grawsh.
Donald: HA-HA!
Sora: MUNY!!
Kelz: Muny??
Sora: yah MUNY!
Kelz: Jeeze yu nead Hooked On Phonics!!! Loke hoaw it worrkd fore mee!
Sora: O_O;;; Hah, that's ok!
Rep.: *eats muny *
Pojo: ummm Rep.?
Rep: *mouth full of muny* yawh?
Pojo: Nevermind. . . . .
Kelz: *laughing her azz off*
Sora: Lets get a move on!
Goofy: Ok Sora!
Rep: Okie Dokie!
Everyone walked out of the Lotus Forest and when they got back to the Queens castle they felt something was different.
Kelz: Jesus Pojo was that you???
Pojo: Hey you know I would admit it if I farted!
Kelz: Yah that's true . . .Rep.??
Rep.: Hey it wasn't me!
Goofy: not me!
Sora: I don't fart!
*Everyone looks at Donald*
Donald: *blink* what???
Everyone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After the group got over the fact that Donald had farted they all headed for the Bizarre Room just because Rep. And Kelz wanted to see the Door Knob and try to get his autograph . . .
Kelz: I can't believe we're meeting the Door Knob!!
Rep.: I KNOW!!! *Goes all teenybopper like*
Pojo: Note to self: No more sugar for them . . . . .
Sora: Why are you talking in italics?
Pojo: Because It symbolizes that I was THINKING.
Sora: Ohh . . .then how come I could read what you were THINKING?
Pojo: I dunno!
Goofy: OMG WHAT IS THAT?!
Donald: What's what Goof- HOLY MAMMAS!
*Everyone sees a humongous paper monster juggling*
Kelz: I didn't know this was a circus!
Rep.: Do you think they'll have cotton candy?! *Gets whapped with juggling thing*
Kelz: O_O *Hides in fireplace*
Pojo: Kelz you wimp!!!!
Kelz: I choose life!
Pojo: *sighs*
Sora: Everyone AATTTAACK!
Donald: Aye Aye captin'!
Pojo: *Charges at paper monster*
Goofy: *Helps Rep.* you ok???
Rep.: Haha a doggie with funkyfied ears..
Goofy: *Huck* Yupp! *Drags Rep. into fireplace*
*All of a sudden a force field appeared blocking the fireplace, locking in Kelz, Rep., and Goofy!!*
Goofy: Uh-oh
Rep.: OoOo pretty colors!
Kelz: Pojo kick that juggling clown's booty!!
Pojo: Sure thing! *Looks at shield* how am I suppose to use this?!
Goofy: Usually I just throw it at stuff hoping it'll hit sumtin *huck*
Pojo: oh my gawd . . . *throws shield at Paper Man's face*
Paper Man: AHHHH! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! *Is blind*
Donald: Good job!!
Pojo: =D *shield hits Pojo on the down fall knocking her out* X_X
Kelz: PPOOOJJOOOO!
Sora: *Jumps up and cuts lower body*
Paper Man: MY MANLYNESS!!!!!!
Sora: *laughing butt off*
Donald: *Does a fire attack*
Paper Man: *Juggling things go on fire* MUAHAHAHAHA!
Donald: AHH!
Sora: oh good going!
*Donald and Sora go and hide under the table*
Paper Man: *Kicks table out of the way* THERE'S NO HIDING!
Sora: MOMMY!!!
Donald: *goes berserk* TAKE THIS PAPER SCUM!
Paper Man: *is given a toy car* its what I've always wanted!
Donald: I knew you'd like it (
Sora: You retard! *Cuts Paper Man in half while distracted*
Paper Man: WAAA YOU TRICKED ME!
Donald: hehe. . .
The Paper Man died and the force fields disappeared, Kelz, Rep., and Goofy all rushed out and went to help Pojo . . .
Kelz: Will she be ok?!
Rep.: I dunno!!!
Pojo: *Jumps up and looks all happy* HEEELLLOOO!
Kelz: Wha?!
Rep.: It's a miracle!!!!
*Everyone does the Hokie Pokie*
Sora: EEP my sword is going all crazy!! *Key blade starts glowing and stars that come from out of nowhere surround it*
Rep.: Wow it's so tacky looking!
Kelz: XD
Pojo: =D
Donald: *is so amazed*
Goofy: Wowzers!
Door Knob: *Yawns* you dawgs woke me up, don't be hatin!
Kelz: wow the Door Knob is BLACK!!!
Rep.: Kewl!
Door Knob: *Yawns again and everyone sees a tiny keyhole in his mouth* Peace out my brothers . . . *goes back to sleep*
~.~
Authoress: You know what?
Authoress Assitant: What?
Authoress: isn't weird how there's a keyhole in a keyhole???
AA: I guess? O.o
Authoress: lol sorry
~.~
Sora: *Key blade automatically seals the keyhole making Wonderland shadow- free! * Neato!
Kelz: wooow . . .
Pojo: eh I've seen better video game effects!
Rep.: That was pretty cool Pojo.
Pojo: Why is everyone picking on me?????
Donald: Haha!
And that was that. Wonderland was sealed but Alice was nowhere to be found. Either way the travelers continued their journey, I wonder what comical danger awaits them next?!
Author Note: YES CHAPTER FOUR DOWN FIVE BILLION MORE CHAPTERS TO GO!