INT. WXYZ RADIO: Loomis and X are still inside the studio, thinking about where Michael Myers coule be.
LOOMIS: ...If you were a deranged serial killer with a white mask and a kitchen knife, where would you go?
X: Nobody has ever asked me a question like that before....I would...probably get revenge on the bastards who ruined my life. ....But where would I go?....
LOOMIS: ....(long pause) I know exactly where HE is headed!....
EXT. PLANET MERCURY, OCTOBER 30, 2008, EVENING: A group of sixteen Mercurians are watching Michael Myers on their TV sets, via sattelite. Hannibal Lecter is talking to HIM about the big Battle of the Horror Killers.
MERCURIAN #1: It's almost time for Socrates Quasimodo to return home after forty-five years....We sure have missed him, haven't we?
MERCURIAN #2: We sure have, Gortron. I'll never forget when Socrates and I lived next to each other. We used to play our Nuqneh Guitars until our tenticles bled. (cries subtly) I'm glad he's finally coming home.
MERCURIAN #1: But of course, he needs to kill off the rest of the Myers Family or the Earth is history....
MERCURIAN #3: And he also needs to battle every other horror killer....he has a lot of time on his hands right now....
EARTH, INT. CAR, HADDONFIELD, IL, OCTOBER 30, 2008, EVENING: Loomis and X are in the car, looking for Loomis's masked alien patient.
LOOMIS: (Driving) I knew it would all come down to this.....Every October, I know HE's going to escape just in time for Halloween. Damn this curs-ed holiday!.....
X: If Michael Myers always escapes, why has HE never been transferred to a maximum security ward?
LOOMIS: That bastard judge did not feel that Michael Myers was a threat to humanity...I wish HE had visited that judge and gave him the bloodiest death in the history of bloody deaths.....
(Scary music plays in the background. The clock on the radio reads, "12:00 A.M. 10/31/08." Someone or something jumps onto Loomis's car, but it isn't Michael Myers. An electirc-guitar-driven song plays in the background.)
LOOMIS: Ohhhh....shit!.....
(A hand breaks the window and chokes Loomis. She passes out. The killer jumps into the car and turns out to be Jason.)
JASON: CH CH CH CH CH......CR CR CR CR CR....!
X: Who in G-d's name are you??!!
(Jason takes out his machete and hacks the holy hell out of agent X. Jason breathes Heavily and runs into the Myers House......)
LOOMIS: ...If you were a deranged serial killer with a white mask and a kitchen knife, where would you go?
X: Nobody has ever asked me a question like that before....I would...probably get revenge on the bastards who ruined my life. ....But where would I go?....
LOOMIS: ....(long pause) I know exactly where HE is headed!....
EXT. PLANET MERCURY, OCTOBER 30, 2008, EVENING: A group of sixteen Mercurians are watching Michael Myers on their TV sets, via sattelite. Hannibal Lecter is talking to HIM about the big Battle of the Horror Killers.
MERCURIAN #1: It's almost time for Socrates Quasimodo to return home after forty-five years....We sure have missed him, haven't we?
MERCURIAN #2: We sure have, Gortron. I'll never forget when Socrates and I lived next to each other. We used to play our Nuqneh Guitars until our tenticles bled. (cries subtly) I'm glad he's finally coming home.
MERCURIAN #1: But of course, he needs to kill off the rest of the Myers Family or the Earth is history....
MERCURIAN #3: And he also needs to battle every other horror killer....he has a lot of time on his hands right now....
EARTH, INT. CAR, HADDONFIELD, IL, OCTOBER 30, 2008, EVENING: Loomis and X are in the car, looking for Loomis's masked alien patient.
LOOMIS: (Driving) I knew it would all come down to this.....Every October, I know HE's going to escape just in time for Halloween. Damn this curs-ed holiday!.....
X: If Michael Myers always escapes, why has HE never been transferred to a maximum security ward?
LOOMIS: That bastard judge did not feel that Michael Myers was a threat to humanity...I wish HE had visited that judge and gave him the bloodiest death in the history of bloody deaths.....
(Scary music plays in the background. The clock on the radio reads, "12:00 A.M. 10/31/08." Someone or something jumps onto Loomis's car, but it isn't Michael Myers. An electirc-guitar-driven song plays in the background.)
LOOMIS: Ohhhh....shit!.....
(A hand breaks the window and chokes Loomis. She passes out. The killer jumps into the car and turns out to be Jason.)
JASON: CH CH CH CH CH......CR CR CR CR CR....!
X: Who in G-d's name are you??!!
(Jason takes out his machete and hacks the holy hell out of agent X. Jason breathes Heavily and runs into the Myers House......)