(......The shark from Jaws. The shark eats Michael Myers's feet, legs, waist, and abdomen, oozing green alien blood. Michael swims out of the tub and quickly grows the rest of HIS body back. The Halloween theme plays. Michael Myers takes HIS knife and chops the shark from Jaws up into a billion pieces and flushes it down the toilet.)

MYERS HOUSE, KITCHEN: Music stops. Dr. Loomis and Agent X are trying to figure out where Michael Myers might possibly be.

LOOMIS: So many horror movie killers.....so little time!!.....Any one of them could be Michael Myers.....Michael is fifty-one years old, .....wears a white rubber mask of Captain Kirk, ......wears a mechanic's outfit......wields a long, bloody butcher knife.....There are too many killers here to tell them all apart!!

(Loomis goes up to Jason Voorhees.)

LOOMIS (con'td): Are you Michael Myers?....

AGENT X: Don't worry, Doctor....It's only Jason Voorhees.

LOOMIS: Jason Voorhees......can you tell me where Michael Myers is?....

(Scary music plays. Jason takes his machete and makes a swinging motion toward Loomis's face, but Loomis grabs Jason's arm and throws him across the floor of the kitchen, right next to Freddy Krueger's dead body. Music stops.)

LOOMIS: The other wacko is Freddy Krueger.....right?....

AGENT X: I don't know, Doctor....We have no records of a Freddy Krueger that I know of....

LOOMIS: You mean there isn't an Elm Street anywhere around here?.....

AGENT X: Not that I know of.....why do you ask?....

LOOMIS: Nevermind that....We have got to find Michael Myers before it's too late!.....I never thought I would ever say this....but I want Michael Myers to kill the rest of HIS family so that the Mercurians won't blow us up.....

AGENT X: (Crying) I know.....I have so many friends on Earth.....But I'm not at liberty to identify any of them....

MYERS HOUSE, MICHAEL'S ROOM: Michael Myers faces a triple-threat with Pinhead, Leatherface, and Ash. Also in the room is Tommy Doyle. Hellish music plays in the background.

PINHEAD: Greetings, Michael Myers.....

(No response.)

PINHEAD (con'td): The day has finally come, congratulations......Dr. Samuel Loomis told YOU to go to Hell, but Hell would not have YOU....Well, Michael....it looks like Hell's going to kill you....unless you can kill IT!....

(Pinhead uses his fingers to set Michael Myers on fire. Yet, HE still manages to kick Pinhead in the groin. The fire is extinguished. Leatherface and Ash grab Michael's arms. Michael partially unmasks himself and holds HIS knife with HIS teeth. HE then proceeds to stab Leatherface and Ash, but they live. Michael then grabs HIS knife and slices Pinhead's pin head off. Music stops.)

ASH: I may be EVIL......and I may be DEAD......so that may prevent you from being able to kill me, Myers!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.....!!

(The Halloween theme plays. Ash turns his chainsaw on and attempts to Kill Michael Myers. Michael throws HIS knife at Ash and grabs the chainsaw. HE then slices Ash into a billion pieces using the chainsaw. Leatherface then proceeds to turn his chainsaw on.)

TOMMY DOYLE: You can do it, Michael!! Even though you both have chainsaws....hmmmm....?

(Michael Myers kicks Leatherface between the legs and grabs his chainsaw, giving Michael two chainsaws. HE uses both chainsaws to slice Leatherface up into five pieces. Michael is now completely covered in blood from HIS killing spree. Music stops. Friendly, piano-laden music plays instead.)

TOMMY: I never thought I would say this to you, Michael, but thank you very much.....Now all you have to do in this room is--

(Michael Myers grabs HIS knife and chops Tommy's head off, then runs to the next room......)