MICHAEL MYERS'S BEDROOM: Dr. Loomis, Agent X, Hannibal Lecter, Jason Voorhees, John Tate (Ashton Kutcher), and Steven Lloyd (Elijah Wood) are standing in the room. Michael enters the room for the final showdown. The Halloween theme plays.
LOOMIS: (Showing subtle anger) I looked all over this house for you.....
HANNIBAL: Hello again Michael.....
JASON: CH CH CH CH CH.....CR CR CR CR CR CR.......
HANNIBAL: Go right ahead, Jason.
MICHAEL: (Breathing)
JASON: CH CH CH CH CH.....CR CR CR CR CR CR.......
(Michael and Jason walk up to each other with knife and machete in hand. Dramatic pause. Jason proceeds to chop Michael's head off, but Michael grabs the machete, kicks Jason between the legs, and uses the machete on Jason. Jason kicks Michael between the legs to get his machete back. Michael grabs HIS knife and stabs Jason's back. Jason lay on the floor, dead!)
HANNIBAL: You have but one more horror movie killer to take on.....I was getting a bit...hungry.....and you look so very delicious tonight....
MICHAEL: (Heavy breathing)
(There is a strange glowing light outside. Strange music plays in the background.)
HANNIBAL: It's almost too late for our big battle.....You have until midnight, November 1st. Your forty-five years on this planet will be over with....
(Hannibal proceeds to eat Michael, but Michael picks up Jason's machete and chops Hannibal's head off.)
JOHN TATE: Thank you, Uncle. I don't know what the people of Haddonfield would do without you.....
STEVEN: Father!!
(Steven and Michael run to each other and have one last hug before Michael chops off Steven and John's heads.)
LOOMIS: Looks like YOUR work in Haddonfield is done, Michael....
(Michael takes off HIS mask and says his first words in forty-five years...)
MICHAEL: I will miss you, Dr. Loomis....It's about time everybody knows my secret....
LOOMIS: I never thought I would say this, but I will miss you as much as I miss my father....(crying subtly)
OUTSIDE: Michael Myers is heading for the UFO. The door closes and the UFO takes off.
LOOMIS: Farewell, Michael!!
(A hand behind Loomis has Jason's machete in it. The hand chops Loomis's head off before.....)
LOOMIS: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Loomis wakes up on October 28, 2008 in the Sanitarium with a masked Michael Myers....)
LOOMIS: It was all a dream.....
(Close up of Michael Myers's glowing red eyes. The Halloween theme plays......)
LOOMIS: (Showing subtle anger) I looked all over this house for you.....
HANNIBAL: Hello again Michael.....
JASON: CH CH CH CH CH.....CR CR CR CR CR CR.......
HANNIBAL: Go right ahead, Jason.
MICHAEL: (Breathing)
JASON: CH CH CH CH CH.....CR CR CR CR CR CR.......
(Michael and Jason walk up to each other with knife and machete in hand. Dramatic pause. Jason proceeds to chop Michael's head off, but Michael grabs the machete, kicks Jason between the legs, and uses the machete on Jason. Jason kicks Michael between the legs to get his machete back. Michael grabs HIS knife and stabs Jason's back. Jason lay on the floor, dead!)
HANNIBAL: You have but one more horror movie killer to take on.....I was getting a bit...hungry.....and you look so very delicious tonight....
MICHAEL: (Heavy breathing)
(There is a strange glowing light outside. Strange music plays in the background.)
HANNIBAL: It's almost too late for our big battle.....You have until midnight, November 1st. Your forty-five years on this planet will be over with....
(Hannibal proceeds to eat Michael, but Michael picks up Jason's machete and chops Hannibal's head off.)
JOHN TATE: Thank you, Uncle. I don't know what the people of Haddonfield would do without you.....
STEVEN: Father!!
(Steven and Michael run to each other and have one last hug before Michael chops off Steven and John's heads.)
LOOMIS: Looks like YOUR work in Haddonfield is done, Michael....
(Michael takes off HIS mask and says his first words in forty-five years...)
MICHAEL: I will miss you, Dr. Loomis....It's about time everybody knows my secret....
LOOMIS: I never thought I would say this, but I will miss you as much as I miss my father....(crying subtly)
OUTSIDE: Michael Myers is heading for the UFO. The door closes and the UFO takes off.
LOOMIS: Farewell, Michael!!
(A hand behind Loomis has Jason's machete in it. The hand chops Loomis's head off before.....)
LOOMIS: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Loomis wakes up on October 28, 2008 in the Sanitarium with a masked Michael Myers....)
LOOMIS: It was all a dream.....
(Close up of Michael Myers's glowing red eyes. The Halloween theme plays......)