Disclaimer: Again I don't own any of this, well just the stupid parts.
*Cries at own stupidity*
Chapter 2: A ding ding here, a ding ding there
Classroom Squall: *walks in and sees Quistis at her desk Quistis: you're late! Squall: I know flog. Quistis: Ok, now blah field exam, blah blah blah blah....more blah's Students: *Drools from the brain-damaging lecture. Quistis: Ok, oh and Seifer don't injure your partner while training Seifer: ??? Oh. OH! Weapon training. Got ya. Squall. _ . Class: *Cricket is heard chirping Quistis: Right now class is over now get out or I'll have to teach you how to play Blitzball. Class: NOOOOOOOOOO!! NO MORE!! *Students run out scorching the carpet Quistis: Squall wait right there Squall: Goddamit! What! Quistis: Have you been to the Fire Cavern? Squall: Uhhh.no. Quistis: Do you have any excuse? Squall: Yes, I just didn't feel like trying to fry my ass after having to hear stupid prattle, class's, and all the other shit I have to live with!!! . . '' Squall: I mean...Whatever. *Under breath. * Whore! Quistis: Well meet me by the front gates. Squall: ...* Slaps her in annoyance*
Squall walks out leaving Quistis crying in the classroom, when he gets run over by a girl on a scooter. Squall: X_X Selphie: Oh my God!!!!! Not again!! Squall: Kamamaha Bitch!! *Throws Selphie and her Scooter through the wall with the Kamamaha Wave. * BWUAHAHAHAHA!! Squall: . *Runs away when a siren starts wailing. Hallways
Squall: *Goes into each classroom to piss off Quistis. Reads a couple of magazines, beats up a few people and manages to fondle Seifer in the Training Area.
Front Gates
Quistis: What the HELL took so long!? It's been nearly 5 hours! Squall: I kinda got held up Quistis: )_(' Just get the hell going! Squall: !o! Outside Squall: The hell? I'm as big as the Garden. I AM LORD SQUALL, BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME AND NO ONE WILL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Quistis: *Slaps Squall Squall: Sorry, just ALL THAT POWER!! Quistis: Smacks him again* Squall: *Punch's her unconscious. ......Bitch!!
Quistis regained conscience and they walked and ran into a T-Rexaur. Quistis: Squall remember R1 for the trigger the same as the Limit Break Squall: ??? I KNOW HOW TO USE MY OWN FUCKING WEAPON, HOW DUMB CAN YOU GET!!!!!!!? T-Rexaur: Hey Homies!! Quistis and Squall: ????? Just then Barney comes in All: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Squall: This is worst than her class!!!!!!!!!! Barney: I luv u, u luv me... T-Rexaur, Quistis & Squall: *Beats Barney to death, dismembers him then hides his body and tells each other not to say a word. Fire Cavern
Squall: CHRIST!!! Finally!! Quistis: Now let me show you how...*Sees him walking away. What a prick! Faculty #1: Set a time limit. 30 min 10 min or 1 second Squall: I'll take 10 minutes Faculty#2: Ok. Which size condom would you like? Squall: FUCK OFF!! *Walks in Quistis: *Follows
Inside Quistis: Blah.blah.blah Squall: Shut up! They finally get to Ifrit's place Quistis: Now Squall be careful Squall: *Flips her off and goes up and Ifrit drops down Ifrit: Who the hell?! Oh Christ what do you want!? *Looks at Squall Squall: Stop looking at me like a Sex Doll Ifrit: Sorry, you just look so shagadelic Squall: O.O. Lets fight
Enter battle scene Ifrit: Fear ME!! Squall: Yeah right. *Summons Shiva who kicks Ifrit in the balls with her Diamond Dust Ifrit: BITCH! Shiva then beats the crap out of him Jackie Chan style. Ifrit: Ehhhhhhhh... Shiva is dismissed Ifrit smacks them around a few times Squall: Enough of this shit! Renzokuken!! *Uses his limit break and Ifrit is left whimpering Ifrit: I will join you, please protect me!! *Grabs Quistis, looking at Squall and starts sucking his thumb Quistis: Fine
Winner fanfare plays
Squall: What the hell was that? *Looking around for the music Quistis: ?_? What are you talking about? Squall: Never mind, lets get out of here. They quickly run out of the Cave and to the Garden.
Quistis: Ok now there was something I needed to tell you, oh..*sees him walking away. Quistis throws a rock at him. Squall: OW! WHAT!!? )_(. Quistis: *Whimpers. Umm change into your uniform and meet at the Directory. Squall: I'm fucking sleeping first Bitch! Selphie: *Screams* Get out of the way!!!!!! Runs over Squall again on her Scooter Squall: X_X Quistis kicks him then runs into the Garden Squall then wakes up and spots Selphie Squall: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Gatling Gun!!!!(Does Vegeta's move ^.^') Selphie: X_X. *Gets rushed to the Infirmary Squall goes and uses the Directory to transport to the Dormitory and goes to sleep
Ok so let me know what you think. I already have a bit done. ^.^ Me so proud!!
Chapter 2: A ding ding here, a ding ding there
Classroom Squall: *walks in and sees Quistis at her desk Quistis: you're late! Squall: I know flog. Quistis: Ok, now blah field exam, blah blah blah blah....more blah's Students: *Drools from the brain-damaging lecture. Quistis: Ok, oh and Seifer don't injure your partner while training Seifer: ??? Oh. OH! Weapon training. Got ya. Squall. _ . Class: *Cricket is heard chirping Quistis: Right now class is over now get out or I'll have to teach you how to play Blitzball. Class: NOOOOOOOOOO!! NO MORE!! *Students run out scorching the carpet Quistis: Squall wait right there Squall: Goddamit! What! Quistis: Have you been to the Fire Cavern? Squall: Uhhh.no. Quistis: Do you have any excuse? Squall: Yes, I just didn't feel like trying to fry my ass after having to hear stupid prattle, class's, and all the other shit I have to live with!!! . . '' Squall: I mean...Whatever. *Under breath. * Whore! Quistis: Well meet me by the front gates. Squall: ...* Slaps her in annoyance*
Squall walks out leaving Quistis crying in the classroom, when he gets run over by a girl on a scooter. Squall: X_X Selphie: Oh my God!!!!! Not again!! Squall: Kamamaha Bitch!! *Throws Selphie and her Scooter through the wall with the Kamamaha Wave. * BWUAHAHAHAHA!! Squall: . *Runs away when a siren starts wailing. Hallways
Squall: *Goes into each classroom to piss off Quistis. Reads a couple of magazines, beats up a few people and manages to fondle Seifer in the Training Area.
Front Gates
Quistis: What the HELL took so long!? It's been nearly 5 hours! Squall: I kinda got held up Quistis: )_(' Just get the hell going! Squall: !o! Outside Squall: The hell? I'm as big as the Garden. I AM LORD SQUALL, BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME AND NO ONE WILL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Quistis: *Slaps Squall Squall: Sorry, just ALL THAT POWER!! Quistis: Smacks him again* Squall: *Punch's her unconscious. ......Bitch!!
Quistis regained conscience and they walked and ran into a T-Rexaur. Quistis: Squall remember R1 for the trigger the same as the Limit Break Squall: ??? I KNOW HOW TO USE MY OWN FUCKING WEAPON, HOW DUMB CAN YOU GET!!!!!!!? T-Rexaur: Hey Homies!! Quistis and Squall: ????? Just then Barney comes in All: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Squall: This is worst than her class!!!!!!!!!! Barney: I luv u, u luv me... T-Rexaur, Quistis & Squall: *Beats Barney to death, dismembers him then hides his body and tells each other not to say a word. Fire Cavern
Squall: CHRIST!!! Finally!! Quistis: Now let me show you how...*Sees him walking away. What a prick! Faculty #1: Set a time limit. 30 min 10 min or 1 second Squall: I'll take 10 minutes Faculty#2: Ok. Which size condom would you like? Squall: FUCK OFF!! *Walks in Quistis: *Follows
Inside Quistis: Blah.blah.blah Squall: Shut up! They finally get to Ifrit's place Quistis: Now Squall be careful Squall: *Flips her off and goes up and Ifrit drops down Ifrit: Who the hell?! Oh Christ what do you want!? *Looks at Squall Squall: Stop looking at me like a Sex Doll Ifrit: Sorry, you just look so shagadelic Squall: O.O. Lets fight
Enter battle scene Ifrit: Fear ME!! Squall: Yeah right. *Summons Shiva who kicks Ifrit in the balls with her Diamond Dust Ifrit: BITCH! Shiva then beats the crap out of him Jackie Chan style. Ifrit: Ehhhhhhhh... Shiva is dismissed Ifrit smacks them around a few times Squall: Enough of this shit! Renzokuken!! *Uses his limit break and Ifrit is left whimpering Ifrit: I will join you, please protect me!! *Grabs Quistis, looking at Squall and starts sucking his thumb Quistis: Fine
Winner fanfare plays
Squall: What the hell was that? *Looking around for the music Quistis: ?_? What are you talking about? Squall: Never mind, lets get out of here. They quickly run out of the Cave and to the Garden.
Quistis: Ok now there was something I needed to tell you, oh..*sees him walking away. Quistis throws a rock at him. Squall: OW! WHAT!!? )_(. Quistis: *Whimpers. Umm change into your uniform and meet at the Directory. Squall: I'm fucking sleeping first Bitch! Selphie: *Screams* Get out of the way!!!!!! Runs over Squall again on her Scooter Squall: X_X Quistis kicks him then runs into the Garden Squall then wakes up and spots Selphie Squall: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Gatling Gun!!!!(Does Vegeta's move ^.^') Selphie: X_X. *Gets rushed to the Infirmary Squall goes and uses the Directory to transport to the Dormitory and goes to sleep
Ok so let me know what you think. I already have a bit done. ^.^ Me so proud!!