Hey, welcome faithful reader if you don't know who I'm that's OK because I
am right behind you!... Ha you looked. OK that was stupid, but not as
stupid as what you are about to read. Note that I do not own Yugi-Oh! or
any of its characters nor do I own The product of milk OK that's it for the
disclaimer. Going though some old and new Mag's alike I had I read some of
the Got Milk? ads and I thought Gee, What would a Yugi Milk ad be like.
Well if I had something to say about it, it would go something like this...
The screen fades to a game shop and Yugi is standing there with his trademark hair and school uniform. He is also holding a glass of milk in his right hand. He takes a drink and has a milk mustache. He then wipes the mustache off, but it can still be seen, the camera zooms in a little closer and Yugi begins to speak.
Yugi- Hi I'm Yugi off of Yu-Gi-Oh and you my be wondering how come I'm such a good duelist. It's because I practice and I drink plenty of milk.
Yugi takes another drink of milk and, changes to Yami.
Yami- It also gives me the essential vitamins and nutrients for healthy mind and body for all growing duelists.
Seto then walks up next to Yugi in his blue trenchcoat, he to also has what appears to be a white "milk?" mustache.
Yami- See even Seto drinks milk.
Seto- It's not milk.
Yugi has a shocked look on his face and Seto smiles. The screen fade's to the GOT MILK? screen. END COMMERCIAL.
So whatcha think? If ya didn't get it that means one of three things. a) you are slow, real slow, b)you are to young and should not be reading this, c)and if you just don't understand you should get mom or dad to give you the birds and bees conversation. Until next time faithful readers see you later. Oh wait DO NOT FORGET TO REVIEW THIS! Thanx again. see you later.
The screen fades to a game shop and Yugi is standing there with his trademark hair and school uniform. He is also holding a glass of milk in his right hand. He takes a drink and has a milk mustache. He then wipes the mustache off, but it can still be seen, the camera zooms in a little closer and Yugi begins to speak.
Yugi- Hi I'm Yugi off of Yu-Gi-Oh and you my be wondering how come I'm such a good duelist. It's because I practice and I drink plenty of milk.
Yugi takes another drink of milk and, changes to Yami.
Yami- It also gives me the essential vitamins and nutrients for healthy mind and body for all growing duelists.
Seto then walks up next to Yugi in his blue trenchcoat, he to also has what appears to be a white "milk?" mustache.
Yami- See even Seto drinks milk.
Seto- It's not milk.
Yugi has a shocked look on his face and Seto smiles. The screen fade's to the GOT MILK? screen. END COMMERCIAL.
So whatcha think? If ya didn't get it that means one of three things. a) you are slow, real slow, b)you are to young and should not be reading this, c)and if you just don't understand you should get mom or dad to give you the birds and bees conversation. Until next time faithful readers see you later. Oh wait DO NOT FORGET TO REVIEW THIS! Thanx again. see you later.