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Chapter 3
Malik and Tea had walked back to the Caf after walking around the whole school. Tea began to feel alittle bit uncomfortable with Malik. The longer she was with him, the more scared she got. She didn't know why, but Tea just felt it. He kept giving her death glares and talking to her in cold tones.
The sun began to set and yet no one was still around. What was her parents going to think when she came home one day? She didn't know how long Yami was planning to keep her here. But Tea assumed that he would leave her here until Monday. She knew that Kaiba or Joey would probably call in saying that she was at a friends house. One thing is why was she here in the first place?
Malik sat on the floor suddenly. Tea glanced down at Malik dumbfounded, breaking the silence she finally spoke, "Why'd you stop walking?"
"Because I'm tired. This school is too big, and too many rooms! It's like a pyramid in here. Anyone could get lost."
"Oh please! This is a small school. But I guess in your point of view it's small. You never went to school did you?" Tea asked with a small smirk. Malik remained quiet.
"Oh oh! I knew it!" She exclaimed, "The villan never went to school!!"
"Just shut up."
All of a sudden a small growl came from Tea's stomache as she gave a nervous laugh. An angry Malik stared up at the girl. He ignored her and said"Hungry?"" He asked. Tea nodded. "Well, lets go get something for you to eat, Hopefully you don't eat the whole thing. I heared that you are quite the little pig." Malik said poking Tea's stomache while smirking. The brunette fumed angrily.
After 3 minutes of walking down the long hall, Malik tugged on the handcuffs once again captivating her into a split path. Tea went to the left while he went to the right. They both fell back landing on their butts.
"It's this way!" Both of them exclaimed
"Nuh uh," Tea said protesting, "I should know since ths is MY school."
Malik snorted, "Well, I think its this way!" He said pointing forward.
"Whats makes you say that?" Asked Tea.
"Simple" Malik said. He pointed to a sign that said Cafeteria.
Tea blinked, she felt stupid. Even in her own school she didn't know where the cafeteria was.
Malik stood up brushing himself with his clothes. Tea too did the same. This time she was the one to tug on Malik. He smirked mentally.
The brunette pushed the door open taking a few steps inside the empy room. She remembered that she had failed Home Ec.
Malik asked, "Do you know how to cook?"
"Um..Yeah?" Tea answered with a lie, once again she mentally slapped herself. 'Way to go Tea, you can't even boil water!'
"Ok." Was all Malik said.
They both walked into the kitchen. Pots and pans hung from the hooks while there were about 3 stoves and 3 refridgerators. Malik sat down on the table. He glanced at the girl,
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"Cook!"
"What am I your slave?"
"Yep." Malik answered.
"WHAT!?" Tea snapped,
"You say you can cook, well I'm waiting." Malik said. Tea sighed, "Fine, but if you get food poisning then...it's not my fault."
Malik blinked, "Uhh Maybe I should cook..out of my own safety."
"Whatever."
Malik put down some pots and opened the refridgerators pulling out some vegetables. Tea turned over to her left and saw some sharp knives. There were forks and spoons inside the sink. Malik churned his head to the brunette, telling her to fill the water up to the center of the pot. He sounded so much like her teacher. Tea grabbed the pot then to suddenly drop it on Maliks foot.
(O__O)
"Oops.." Tea's voice faded out. She picked up the pot and placed it on the counter. She quickly changed the subject by picking up a butcher knife. "Want me to cut the vegetables?"
Malik quickly took the butcher knife from her hand and placed it on the table. "Uhh how about you just watch and I cook..I don't want you to chop off any of my fingers." He said in a sarcastic tone.
Tea rolled her eyes. "fine."
Malik began. He cut up the food quickly, Tea looked over his shoulder watching him cut. he placed the cut food into another pot which was filled with water. There was this raw chicket in the stove. He figured that chicken soup and some desserts would be a good thing to eat.
At the time the spider camera was watching,
"Hmm that looks good." Joey said, he was finally awake. Serenity and Mai nodded their heads. "Who knew Malik could cook." Kaiba said.
Yami arched an eyebrow. "He better not poison her." His voice showed alittle bit of jealously. "Should we order pizza for them just in case?" Serenity asked
Kaiba shook his head, "And let the pizza man get involved? I think not."
"Well, IM HUNGRY!" Joey yelled. Mai slapped the back of his head. "Well, calm down. Kaiba would order pizza for us. He's the one with all the money."
Seto Kaiba fumed, he had waisted too much money on the workers for getting out of the school leaving the whole place abandoned, It costed way too much. He was not going to pay for something else that Joey was going to gulp down by himself.
"Pleaaaase?" Serenity begged, her eyes glittering. Kaiba sighed, "Fine!" He sat back on the small couch. "Give me the phone..." he mumbled under his breath.
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The aroma of the soup filled the kitchen air. Tea was watching the whole thing from behind. Nothing was burning unlike her trying to cook in her class. If it was Tea cooking then the whole placed would be burned down by now.
Malik turned to his side opening the top cubboard causing the flour and other things to fall. it all to fell on the 2 teens. Her eyes was closed. Inside she was growing angry.
"Heh oops" Was all Malik said.
"Oops? OOPS? OOPS?! IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY!?" Tea began, "THESE CLOTHES COST A FORTUNE!"
Malik blinked, "It's just flour,..It's not like it hasn't fallen on me before."
The brunette fumed some more, "I can't take a shower due to your handcuffed to me! What am I suppose to do?!"
Malik smirked, "Take your shower, I don't mind."
Tea paused, She grabbed a handful of flour and threw it on his face. Tea smiled.
Malik coughed up some flour. He wiped some off his eyes. From the side was chocolate syrup. He picked up the bottle sqeezing it on her head. Tea still had the same face on. The chocolate oozed down her forhead landing on her shirt. She didn't say anything.
The Egyptian placed the bottle down only to continue his cooking. Tea stood there watching her arm move with his. She looked around frantically without him noticing. She turned back to the chocolate syrup. She lifted the bottle, pouring the tasty syrup down his shirt. She sqeezed the whole bottle until a brown color showed through his shirt. Malik quickly turned around picking the girl up on his shoulder.
"Time for you to wash up, Tea." His voice said. Tea was wide eyed. "What?! NO! THE FOOD!"
"That can wait!" He exclaimed. He carried her into the GUYS change room. The smell once again filled her nose. "What no!?" Tea yelled. She was hitting Maliks back.
He dropped her on the shower, turning the faucet to REALLY cold water. "Time to cool down, Tea." Malik smirked.
Just as the water touched Tea's skin, her body shivered, "COLD!!" She yelled, while shivering. She tried to get away. Malik stood there holding her down. It was like he couldn't feel anything. The cold shower caused his beige shirt to stay stuck on his skin.
"OH MY GOD!" Serenity was opened jawed, "MALIK AND TEA IN THE SHOWER?!"
Joey jumped up from his seat. He was speachless. Yami was pratically blowing a fuse, He had to be tied down in order to not barge in.
Now you have to admit. A, Egyptian guy plus a chearleader girl in the shower of an abandoned school equals HOT.
"M-M-Malik L-Let me o-out..p-p-please!" Tea's voice shook. Her body was quivering. Even for her this was much worst then seeing Joeys butt cheaks streak through the whole schools debate. (o.O;;)
Malik was holding her down in the COLD shower. She was holding her body close to his trying to get warm. He shut off the water letting Tea take a breather. He pulled himself away from the girls body. "Have we learned our lesson?" He asked.
Tea nodded while stepping out of the shower. Malik grabbed the nearest tower and wrapped it around her shoulders. "Well, now that we are clean. lets go back to the kitchen."
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TADA! PLEASE REVIEW! Oh and there are more jokes to come! ^_~
FYI Iv'e used some stuff from my other story, such as the falling flour.
Chapter 3
Malik and Tea had walked back to the Caf after walking around the whole school. Tea began to feel alittle bit uncomfortable with Malik. The longer she was with him, the more scared she got. She didn't know why, but Tea just felt it. He kept giving her death glares and talking to her in cold tones.
The sun began to set and yet no one was still around. What was her parents going to think when she came home one day? She didn't know how long Yami was planning to keep her here. But Tea assumed that he would leave her here until Monday. She knew that Kaiba or Joey would probably call in saying that she was at a friends house. One thing is why was she here in the first place?
Malik sat on the floor suddenly. Tea glanced down at Malik dumbfounded, breaking the silence she finally spoke, "Why'd you stop walking?"
"Because I'm tired. This school is too big, and too many rooms! It's like a pyramid in here. Anyone could get lost."
"Oh please! This is a small school. But I guess in your point of view it's small. You never went to school did you?" Tea asked with a small smirk. Malik remained quiet.
"Oh oh! I knew it!" She exclaimed, "The villan never went to school!!"
"Just shut up."
All of a sudden a small growl came from Tea's stomache as she gave a nervous laugh. An angry Malik stared up at the girl. He ignored her and said"Hungry?"" He asked. Tea nodded. "Well, lets go get something for you to eat, Hopefully you don't eat the whole thing. I heared that you are quite the little pig." Malik said poking Tea's stomache while smirking. The brunette fumed angrily.
After 3 minutes of walking down the long hall, Malik tugged on the handcuffs once again captivating her into a split path. Tea went to the left while he went to the right. They both fell back landing on their butts.
"It's this way!" Both of them exclaimed
"Nuh uh," Tea said protesting, "I should know since ths is MY school."
Malik snorted, "Well, I think its this way!" He said pointing forward.
"Whats makes you say that?" Asked Tea.
"Simple" Malik said. He pointed to a sign that said Cafeteria.
Tea blinked, she felt stupid. Even in her own school she didn't know where the cafeteria was.
Malik stood up brushing himself with his clothes. Tea too did the same. This time she was the one to tug on Malik. He smirked mentally.
The brunette pushed the door open taking a few steps inside the empy room. She remembered that she had failed Home Ec.
Malik asked, "Do you know how to cook?"
"Um..Yeah?" Tea answered with a lie, once again she mentally slapped herself. 'Way to go Tea, you can't even boil water!'
"Ok." Was all Malik said.
They both walked into the kitchen. Pots and pans hung from the hooks while there were about 3 stoves and 3 refridgerators. Malik sat down on the table. He glanced at the girl,
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"Cook!"
"What am I your slave?"
"Yep." Malik answered.
"WHAT!?" Tea snapped,
"You say you can cook, well I'm waiting." Malik said. Tea sighed, "Fine, but if you get food poisning then...it's not my fault."
Malik blinked, "Uhh Maybe I should cook..out of my own safety."
"Whatever."
Malik put down some pots and opened the refridgerators pulling out some vegetables. Tea turned over to her left and saw some sharp knives. There were forks and spoons inside the sink. Malik churned his head to the brunette, telling her to fill the water up to the center of the pot. He sounded so much like her teacher. Tea grabbed the pot then to suddenly drop it on Maliks foot.
(O__O)
"Oops.." Tea's voice faded out. She picked up the pot and placed it on the counter. She quickly changed the subject by picking up a butcher knife. "Want me to cut the vegetables?"
Malik quickly took the butcher knife from her hand and placed it on the table. "Uhh how about you just watch and I cook..I don't want you to chop off any of my fingers." He said in a sarcastic tone.
Tea rolled her eyes. "fine."
Malik began. He cut up the food quickly, Tea looked over his shoulder watching him cut. he placed the cut food into another pot which was filled with water. There was this raw chicket in the stove. He figured that chicken soup and some desserts would be a good thing to eat.
At the time the spider camera was watching,
"Hmm that looks good." Joey said, he was finally awake. Serenity and Mai nodded their heads. "Who knew Malik could cook." Kaiba said.
Yami arched an eyebrow. "He better not poison her." His voice showed alittle bit of jealously. "Should we order pizza for them just in case?" Serenity asked
Kaiba shook his head, "And let the pizza man get involved? I think not."
"Well, IM HUNGRY!" Joey yelled. Mai slapped the back of his head. "Well, calm down. Kaiba would order pizza for us. He's the one with all the money."
Seto Kaiba fumed, he had waisted too much money on the workers for getting out of the school leaving the whole place abandoned, It costed way too much. He was not going to pay for something else that Joey was going to gulp down by himself.
"Pleaaaase?" Serenity begged, her eyes glittering. Kaiba sighed, "Fine!" He sat back on the small couch. "Give me the phone..." he mumbled under his breath.
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The aroma of the soup filled the kitchen air. Tea was watching the whole thing from behind. Nothing was burning unlike her trying to cook in her class. If it was Tea cooking then the whole placed would be burned down by now.
Malik turned to his side opening the top cubboard causing the flour and other things to fall. it all to fell on the 2 teens. Her eyes was closed. Inside she was growing angry.
"Heh oops" Was all Malik said.
"Oops? OOPS? OOPS?! IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY!?" Tea began, "THESE CLOTHES COST A FORTUNE!"
Malik blinked, "It's just flour,..It's not like it hasn't fallen on me before."
The brunette fumed some more, "I can't take a shower due to your handcuffed to me! What am I suppose to do?!"
Malik smirked, "Take your shower, I don't mind."
Tea paused, She grabbed a handful of flour and threw it on his face. Tea smiled.
Malik coughed up some flour. He wiped some off his eyes. From the side was chocolate syrup. He picked up the bottle sqeezing it on her head. Tea still had the same face on. The chocolate oozed down her forhead landing on her shirt. She didn't say anything.
The Egyptian placed the bottle down only to continue his cooking. Tea stood there watching her arm move with his. She looked around frantically without him noticing. She turned back to the chocolate syrup. She lifted the bottle, pouring the tasty syrup down his shirt. She sqeezed the whole bottle until a brown color showed through his shirt. Malik quickly turned around picking the girl up on his shoulder.
"Time for you to wash up, Tea." His voice said. Tea was wide eyed. "What?! NO! THE FOOD!"
"That can wait!" He exclaimed. He carried her into the GUYS change room. The smell once again filled her nose. "What no!?" Tea yelled. She was hitting Maliks back.
He dropped her on the shower, turning the faucet to REALLY cold water. "Time to cool down, Tea." Malik smirked.
Just as the water touched Tea's skin, her body shivered, "COLD!!" She yelled, while shivering. She tried to get away. Malik stood there holding her down. It was like he couldn't feel anything. The cold shower caused his beige shirt to stay stuck on his skin.
"OH MY GOD!" Serenity was opened jawed, "MALIK AND TEA IN THE SHOWER?!"
Joey jumped up from his seat. He was speachless. Yami was pratically blowing a fuse, He had to be tied down in order to not barge in.
Now you have to admit. A, Egyptian guy plus a chearleader girl in the shower of an abandoned school equals HOT.
"M-M-Malik L-Let me o-out..p-p-please!" Tea's voice shook. Her body was quivering. Even for her this was much worst then seeing Joeys butt cheaks streak through the whole schools debate. (o.O;;)
Malik was holding her down in the COLD shower. She was holding her body close to his trying to get warm. He shut off the water letting Tea take a breather. He pulled himself away from the girls body. "Have we learned our lesson?" He asked.
Tea nodded while stepping out of the shower. Malik grabbed the nearest tower and wrapped it around her shoulders. "Well, now that we are clean. lets go back to the kitchen."
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TADA! PLEASE REVIEW! Oh and there are more jokes to come! ^_~
FYI Iv'e used some stuff from my other story, such as the falling flour.