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Chapter 3: Oooooooooo...
Morning
Squall gets up and changes into his uniform, then heads out and sees Quistis at the Directory. Quistis: Good morning and we will be ready for the Field Exam soon. You will be paired up with...Zell Dincht. Squall: Can't I switch? Quistis: No Squall: He's no annoying, always swatting around. If he would take a bath those flies would leave him alone. Quistis: Uhhhh.. he's shadow boxing not squatting flies. Squall: O.O.Really? Then why does he smell like shit? Quistis: He doesn't, it's his aftershave. Squall: ....Whatever. Quistis: Oh there he is now...Zell over here! Zell does a couple of cartwheels and flips. Squall sticks out his leg and trips Zell sending him flying through the door into the girl's bathroom. Soon you could hear Zell yelling in pain and girls screaming. Zell was thrown out covered in bruises and such. Zell: Man!! That was SO scary! I never knew women were so strong! Quistis: *Slaps Zell Zell: Whimpers* See! Squall: Shut up! Zell: Has heart eyes* I'm getting paired up with you?! Oh yeah my day got a whole lot better! Squall: ?_?. Zell: So I heard you and Seifer had a big fight, heard he whooped you good Squall: Zell you don't know shit so shut up! Quistis: Ummmm..you guys that Seifer your talking about is your group leader. Zell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... Squall: Shut up! Zell: ...OOOOOOOOOOO! Seifer walks up and slaps Squall ass. Squall punches him to the ground. Seifer: @_@ Quistis: Ok now that the leader has arrived Cid will speak. Cid: Ok ..blah..blah.blah 2 HOURS LATER Cid: and blah. You may now go All: *Drools and collapses Seifer: Ok I'm the leader so don't get in my way Quistis: Seifer shut up and go screw your cow! Seifer: How dare you say that about Squall! Fuijin, Raijin beat Quistis right now don't put her on the list. Fuijin and Raijin rush on the whimpering and cowering women.
The Parking Lot After getting into the car and leaving Quistis unconscious they head to Balamb to board their ship heading to Dollet Seifer: Nuzzles Squall* That bitch had no right calling you that! Zell: O.O'. What the hell?! Seifer gives him a glare that almost made him sterile. Zell: Whimpers and curls into a little ball in the seat. Balamb
They drive and Squall tried to run down many but wasn't lucky, they park at the harbor. Quistis: Ok now everyone in the boat. Seifer: How the hell did you get here before us!? Quistis: It's a secret, now get yo asses in! *Cracks her whip at them They run in except Squall who stared at one of the older SeeD's SeeD: What? Squall: .....*Kicks him in the balls and runs away giggling SeeD: Why God?! Why!? Once inside Xu starts talking about the mission. XU: Blah. Blah.blah. blahlahblhablhlahblhablhalhbblahalahblhablah....ok now all you have to do is wait till we get there.*she leaves and accidentally trips over Squalls bag and falls into the ocean Xu: *screams Squall: Has anyone seen my bag? Everyone: No
Zell: Squall let me see your Gunblade? Squall: .... Zell: Come on Squall: Fuck off asshole!! Zell: Tch fine! Seifer: No one sees his Gunblade but me! Squall: He means my weapon dumb ass! Seifer: Oh. Ok that's fine. ^.^. Squallykins! Squall: . '?
10 Minutes later Zell: Man this is so cool! Seifer: It's boring Chicken Puss! Zell: What!? Seifer: *Snickers Zell: Man I'm getting nervous Seifer: Well better not shit your pants, I'm not going to change your depends Zell: Who told you?! All: . Cricket: Chirps then starts to laugh Zell: DIE!! *Stomps on the cricket Cricket: X_X
Seifer: Squall why don't you go up and see what's going on Squall:..No Seifer: I'm the leader so you have to do as I say! Squall: Gets up* You may be the leader here but in the bedroom I'm the leader. As for ordering me around like that...no Yum Yum (AKA ...uh I guess FUN-wink wink) for a week! Seifer: starts begging* You wouldn't do that?! Squall: *Smirks Seifer: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Squall leaves Seifer crying on the floor and goes up to the deck thingy, whatever the hell it is.
Squall looks at the map and looks around, sees a marooned man. Man: Oh thank God, help me young man! Squall: takes out his Gunblade and shoots the mans head off. * There you go no more suffering for you ^_^. * A Mermaid is sunbathing on a rock; Squall takes picture before "Helping the poor creature". Kills some other things at random that were 'suffering' also.
I know this is short, just don't want to make it too long. Just don't tell the tutus I'm here. All: O.O''
Squall gets up and changes into his uniform, then heads out and sees Quistis at the Directory. Quistis: Good morning and we will be ready for the Field Exam soon. You will be paired up with...Zell Dincht. Squall: Can't I switch? Quistis: No Squall: He's no annoying, always swatting around. If he would take a bath those flies would leave him alone. Quistis: Uhhhh.. he's shadow boxing not squatting flies. Squall: O.O.Really? Then why does he smell like shit? Quistis: He doesn't, it's his aftershave. Squall: ....Whatever. Quistis: Oh there he is now...Zell over here! Zell does a couple of cartwheels and flips. Squall sticks out his leg and trips Zell sending him flying through the door into the girl's bathroom. Soon you could hear Zell yelling in pain and girls screaming. Zell was thrown out covered in bruises and such. Zell: Man!! That was SO scary! I never knew women were so strong! Quistis: *Slaps Zell Zell: Whimpers* See! Squall: Shut up! Zell: Has heart eyes* I'm getting paired up with you?! Oh yeah my day got a whole lot better! Squall: ?_?. Zell: So I heard you and Seifer had a big fight, heard he whooped you good Squall: Zell you don't know shit so shut up! Quistis: Ummmm..you guys that Seifer your talking about is your group leader. Zell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... Squall: Shut up! Zell: ...OOOOOOOOOOO! Seifer walks up and slaps Squall ass. Squall punches him to the ground. Seifer: @_@ Quistis: Ok now that the leader has arrived Cid will speak. Cid: Ok ..blah..blah.blah 2 HOURS LATER Cid: and blah. You may now go All: *Drools and collapses Seifer: Ok I'm the leader so don't get in my way Quistis: Seifer shut up and go screw your cow! Seifer: How dare you say that about Squall! Fuijin, Raijin beat Quistis right now don't put her on the list. Fuijin and Raijin rush on the whimpering and cowering women.
The Parking Lot After getting into the car and leaving Quistis unconscious they head to Balamb to board their ship heading to Dollet Seifer: Nuzzles Squall* That bitch had no right calling you that! Zell: O.O'. What the hell?! Seifer gives him a glare that almost made him sterile. Zell: Whimpers and curls into a little ball in the seat. Balamb
They drive and Squall tried to run down many but wasn't lucky, they park at the harbor. Quistis: Ok now everyone in the boat. Seifer: How the hell did you get here before us!? Quistis: It's a secret, now get yo asses in! *Cracks her whip at them They run in except Squall who stared at one of the older SeeD's SeeD: What? Squall: .....*Kicks him in the balls and runs away giggling SeeD: Why God?! Why!? Once inside Xu starts talking about the mission. XU: Blah. Blah.blah. blahlahblhablhlahblhablhalhbblahalahblhablah....ok now all you have to do is wait till we get there.*she leaves and accidentally trips over Squalls bag and falls into the ocean Xu: *screams Squall: Has anyone seen my bag? Everyone: No
Zell: Squall let me see your Gunblade? Squall: .... Zell: Come on Squall: Fuck off asshole!! Zell: Tch fine! Seifer: No one sees his Gunblade but me! Squall: He means my weapon dumb ass! Seifer: Oh. Ok that's fine. ^.^. Squallykins! Squall: . '?
10 Minutes later Zell: Man this is so cool! Seifer: It's boring Chicken Puss! Zell: What!? Seifer: *Snickers Zell: Man I'm getting nervous Seifer: Well better not shit your pants, I'm not going to change your depends Zell: Who told you?! All: . Cricket: Chirps then starts to laugh Zell: DIE!! *Stomps on the cricket Cricket: X_X
Seifer: Squall why don't you go up and see what's going on Squall:..No Seifer: I'm the leader so you have to do as I say! Squall: Gets up* You may be the leader here but in the bedroom I'm the leader. As for ordering me around like that...no Yum Yum (AKA ...uh I guess FUN-wink wink) for a week! Seifer: starts begging* You wouldn't do that?! Squall: *Smirks Seifer: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Squall leaves Seifer crying on the floor and goes up to the deck thingy, whatever the hell it is.
Squall looks at the map and looks around, sees a marooned man. Man: Oh thank God, help me young man! Squall: takes out his Gunblade and shoots the mans head off. * There you go no more suffering for you ^_^. * A Mermaid is sunbathing on a rock; Squall takes picture before "Helping the poor creature". Kills some other things at random that were 'suffering' also.
I know this is short, just don't want to make it too long. Just don't tell the tutus I'm here. All: O.O''