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Chapter: 4 I think? You mean they actually think?
They crash through a wall and land on sand sending Squall off the deck thingy.
Squall: @_@.Ow! Quistis: No go to your position, the Central Square. *Points dramatically All: Such a fucking drama Queen!
They run up a pair of stairs and before they could get into the city a group of guards catch them
Battle: Guard #1: Ooooooo yeah! Now that the underage strippers arrived the PAWTAY can now start! Guard #2: )_(' You ass there SeeD's that came from Balamb and is going to screw this all up! Guard #1 &3: AWWWWWWWWWWW!!! *Kicks the ground in disappointment Seifer: What a bunch of retards. No Mercy! *Does his No mercy Limit Break Guard #1: Bitch! *Collapses and fades away Squall: Whatever, yo Diablos get your ass over here! *Diablos appears in his black of swirly stuff Diablos: You didn't have to sound like an ass, you could have asked nicely Squall: Sawwy ^.^' Diablos: Dark Messenger! *Does his special Guards go down and fade The Winning fanfare plays
Squall: Where the hell is that shit coming from?! *Looks all around for the music Seifer and Zell: ?_?. We don't hear anything Squall: Whatever.
They make it to Central Square and wait, and wait, and wait Seifer: Man this is so stupid! What do they think we are dogs that can be trained?! Squall: Roll Over! Seifer rolls over. Squall: Good boy! *Pats him on the head and gives him a treat Seifer: sees Zell looking at them* Don't even ask Zell: Turns around pretending not to have seen that* The dog barks and they hide watching many soldiers run by. Seifer: Ahaha. They're going for that tower Lets GO! Zell: Aren't we suppose to stay here? Squall: slaps Zell and goes to Seifers side* Lets go little Bitch Seifer: *Smirks at Zell and they leave Zell: Wait for me! I'm too small to be alone around all the groups of military men, who know what they will do to some one as innocent looking as myself. Seifer: O.O. *slaps him
They run along fighting until they come to a man. Man: Help monsters, all over.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!*Gets eaten by a Python monster. Zell: Weren't we suppose to help him? Squall: Probably. Monster: Your next! Squall: Hey I'll give you a pound of marijuana and a rock of coke if you leave us alone Monster: Deal! *The monster gets stoned and they leave They go on until they see the tower.
Seifer: Ok now we just get in. Man this has been one of my dreams, to break into something big and shiny. Squall: Dream? Seifer: Yeah, but you already know my Romantic Dream *gropes Squalls ass Squall: Yes, I know it really good by now Zell: What are you guys talking about?* sees where Seifers hands are* Uhhhhhh.. Seifer: Shut up!! Why don't you take a bath so those flies will stop. Zell: The hell!!!!!!!! Seifer than jumps the cliff Seifer: Squall, some day I'm going to show you my REALLY romantic dream*he then goes into the tower Squall: Whatever...
Girl: Hey!! There you guys are! The girl trips and falls, then gets up as if nothing happened Squall: It's you!! You're the one who keeps running me over with that damn scooter! Selphie: I'm so sorry!!! *Gets on her knees and starts crying for forgiveness Squall: ....Whatever. But if you do it once more..*takes out his Gunblade and points it at her head* I will make this go Bang Bang got it? Selphie: Nods and stops crying and gets up* So where is the leader? Squall: *points to the tower Selphie: Oh man, well I'm going to get him *she then jumps the cliff and falls on her face All: *laughs Selphie: Turns around with fire in her eyes and her voice is demonic* STOP LAUGHING!!!! All: ... Selphie: *All cheery again* Come one you 2 get down here! Squall: Where taking the scenic way
Zell and Squall walk the long way around Selphie: Took you long enough, it would have been sooooo faster to just jump am I right? Squall: What and land on our faces like you did? No way Selphie*mutters* prick Squall: I heard that! Selphie: EEP! *Hides behind Zell*
Just as they are about to enter the tower Guards run out and Seifer chases them. Seifer: Dicks! Come back here and fight me! *Runs back inside Selphie: Come on the leader is getting away! Zell: I don't want to. Squall: Go your self! Selphie: If you don't your score will go down and you may not graduate, and plus women love brave guys Zell: Well what are we waiting for? Squall: Geez. *Makes a whipping noise
They run in and fight 3 soldiers. The winning fanfare plays. Squall: Where the living shit is that coming from?! Selphie: @_@' Zell: What the hell are you talking about? Squall: Every time we win a battle, there's some stupid music that plays All: @_@. *Chirping is heard Squall: What? Selphie: Do you hear voices also? Squall: Well sometimes.SHUT UP! *Walks away onto the lift Zell: Bonkers I'd say *Whispers to Selphie Squall: Get the hell on or DIE!!! They race onto the lift Selphie: This is Major Super cool! Zell: Don't get too excited and fall off, you'll get squashed like a pancake. Selphie: Like I'm really gonna *gets pushed off by Squall Selphie: AHHHHHH!!! Zell: *Helps Selphie back on Selphie: What was that for?!
Squall: You won't shut up.Hey Selphie was size bra do you take, a C? Selphie: Why yes as a matter of fact.....HENTAI!!!!! *Kicks Squall in the balls Squall: *_*. THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN OF IT ALL!!!!!!
On top of the tower 2 guards are pissing around with wires and crap The tower shakes as the huge satellite disk goes flying up smashing a plane in half. Passengers: NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!?? The plane explodes. The on ground control watches. High Ranking Faculty Member: Shit!!! I think that was our fault! Ummmmmmmm, I mean...terrorists!! Yeah it was terrorists! Goddamn you Bin Laden! Crew: O_O'
Meanwhile... Squall: Who are you and what are you doing up here? Guard: I should ask you the very same question Bitch! Seifer cuts off the mans hand with his Gunblade. Seifer: No one, and I mean no one can speak that way to him!! Squall: . . . ' BWT: Lets get it on!!!!!!!
Battle BWT: I'm going to kick yo asses to the next millennium Selphie: Oh please. Quezacotl! *Summons Quezacotl Quezacotl: Arrives* Alright who interrupted my bubble bath!? All: . ' BWT: BWUAHAHHAHAHAA!!! A stupid pigeon is going to fight me!? BWUHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Quezacotl: Bitch! Fine! Thunder Storm *Does her/his special BWT: OWWWWWIES!!!! *Collapses Zell: Lets go!! Press R1 to escape Squall: Backs hand Zell* Shut up stoner! They run away. On the slope thing they hear the BWT coming for them. Selphie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They run down. Squall: Better walk or else we'll stumble Zell: Too late! Zell stumbles and knocks them down, the BWT jumps them.
Battle Squall: Zell you clumsy little dyke! BWT: HAHA! Got you assholes! Squall: ) . (. Ultima!! *Casts a Ultima spell BWT: Goddamn it!!!!!!!! *Collapses They run again and somehow make it across the bridge. Squall: Yo dog you better run or else you'll get squashed. The dog takes a crap then runs, the BWT doesn't see it and slides into a building killing some of the people in it.
People: AHHHHHHH!!!!! *Building explodes with body parts raining down. *
They run to the beach and sees their boat. Selphie and Zell already jumped in. The BWT hit Squall sending him flying onto the sand. Squall: You BITCH!!! LETS GET IT ON!!!!
Battle: BWT: FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!! Squall: No way I fear the dark more than you. BWT: BWUAAAAAAAAAA!!! ) . (. DIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Smacks Squall a few times Squall: Alright I had enough! Renzokuken! *Does his limit break with the ending Lionheart BWT: HEY!! Your not suppose to have that yet! Your only suppose to have your 1st gun! *Dies Squall: I cheated ass!!! It's a little wonder called the Gameshark!
Winning fanfare plays Squall: *Spots the orchestra and grins evilly Orchestra: *Stops playing and goes to run Squall: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *They run away before he could get them Squall: I'll get you!!!!!!! *Jumps onto the boat and they sail away to Balamb.
Chapter: 4 I think? You mean they actually think?
They crash through a wall and land on sand sending Squall off the deck thingy.
Squall: @_@.Ow! Quistis: No go to your position, the Central Square. *Points dramatically All: Such a fucking drama Queen!
They run up a pair of stairs and before they could get into the city a group of guards catch them
Battle: Guard #1: Ooooooo yeah! Now that the underage strippers arrived the PAWTAY can now start! Guard #2: )_(' You ass there SeeD's that came from Balamb and is going to screw this all up! Guard #1 &3: AWWWWWWWWWWW!!! *Kicks the ground in disappointment Seifer: What a bunch of retards. No Mercy! *Does his No mercy Limit Break Guard #1: Bitch! *Collapses and fades away Squall: Whatever, yo Diablos get your ass over here! *Diablos appears in his black of swirly stuff Diablos: You didn't have to sound like an ass, you could have asked nicely Squall: Sawwy ^.^' Diablos: Dark Messenger! *Does his special Guards go down and fade The Winning fanfare plays
Squall: Where the hell is that shit coming from?! *Looks all around for the music Seifer and Zell: ?_?. We don't hear anything Squall: Whatever.
They make it to Central Square and wait, and wait, and wait Seifer: Man this is so stupid! What do they think we are dogs that can be trained?! Squall: Roll Over! Seifer rolls over. Squall: Good boy! *Pats him on the head and gives him a treat Seifer: sees Zell looking at them* Don't even ask Zell: Turns around pretending not to have seen that* The dog barks and they hide watching many soldiers run by. Seifer: Ahaha. They're going for that tower Lets GO! Zell: Aren't we suppose to stay here? Squall: slaps Zell and goes to Seifers side* Lets go little Bitch Seifer: *Smirks at Zell and they leave Zell: Wait for me! I'm too small to be alone around all the groups of military men, who know what they will do to some one as innocent looking as myself. Seifer: O.O. *slaps him
They run along fighting until they come to a man. Man: Help monsters, all over.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!*Gets eaten by a Python monster. Zell: Weren't we suppose to help him? Squall: Probably. Monster: Your next! Squall: Hey I'll give you a pound of marijuana and a rock of coke if you leave us alone Monster: Deal! *The monster gets stoned and they leave They go on until they see the tower.
Seifer: Ok now we just get in. Man this has been one of my dreams, to break into something big and shiny. Squall: Dream? Seifer: Yeah, but you already know my Romantic Dream *gropes Squalls ass Squall: Yes, I know it really good by now Zell: What are you guys talking about?* sees where Seifers hands are* Uhhhhhh.. Seifer: Shut up!! Why don't you take a bath so those flies will stop. Zell: The hell!!!!!!!! Seifer than jumps the cliff Seifer: Squall, some day I'm going to show you my REALLY romantic dream*he then goes into the tower Squall: Whatever...
Girl: Hey!! There you guys are! The girl trips and falls, then gets up as if nothing happened Squall: It's you!! You're the one who keeps running me over with that damn scooter! Selphie: I'm so sorry!!! *Gets on her knees and starts crying for forgiveness Squall: ....Whatever. But if you do it once more..*takes out his Gunblade and points it at her head* I will make this go Bang Bang got it? Selphie: Nods and stops crying and gets up* So where is the leader? Squall: *points to the tower Selphie: Oh man, well I'm going to get him *she then jumps the cliff and falls on her face All: *laughs Selphie: Turns around with fire in her eyes and her voice is demonic* STOP LAUGHING!!!! All: ... Selphie: *All cheery again* Come one you 2 get down here! Squall: Where taking the scenic way
Zell and Squall walk the long way around Selphie: Took you long enough, it would have been sooooo faster to just jump am I right? Squall: What and land on our faces like you did? No way Selphie*mutters* prick Squall: I heard that! Selphie: EEP! *Hides behind Zell*
Just as they are about to enter the tower Guards run out and Seifer chases them. Seifer: Dicks! Come back here and fight me! *Runs back inside Selphie: Come on the leader is getting away! Zell: I don't want to. Squall: Go your self! Selphie: If you don't your score will go down and you may not graduate, and plus women love brave guys Zell: Well what are we waiting for? Squall: Geez. *Makes a whipping noise
They run in and fight 3 soldiers. The winning fanfare plays. Squall: Where the living shit is that coming from?! Selphie: @_@' Zell: What the hell are you talking about? Squall: Every time we win a battle, there's some stupid music that plays All: @_@. *Chirping is heard Squall: What? Selphie: Do you hear voices also? Squall: Well sometimes.SHUT UP! *Walks away onto the lift Zell: Bonkers I'd say *Whispers to Selphie Squall: Get the hell on or DIE!!! They race onto the lift Selphie: This is Major Super cool! Zell: Don't get too excited and fall off, you'll get squashed like a pancake. Selphie: Like I'm really gonna *gets pushed off by Squall Selphie: AHHHHHH!!! Zell: *Helps Selphie back on Selphie: What was that for?!
Squall: You won't shut up.Hey Selphie was size bra do you take, a C? Selphie: Why yes as a matter of fact.....HENTAI!!!!! *Kicks Squall in the balls Squall: *_*. THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN OF IT ALL!!!!!!
On top of the tower 2 guards are pissing around with wires and crap The tower shakes as the huge satellite disk goes flying up smashing a plane in half. Passengers: NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!?? The plane explodes. The on ground control watches. High Ranking Faculty Member: Shit!!! I think that was our fault! Ummmmmmmm, I mean...terrorists!! Yeah it was terrorists! Goddamn you Bin Laden! Crew: O_O'
Meanwhile... Squall: Who are you and what are you doing up here? Guard: I should ask you the very same question Bitch! Seifer cuts off the mans hand with his Gunblade. Seifer: No one, and I mean no one can speak that way to him!! Squall: . . . ' BWT: Lets get it on!!!!!!!
Battle BWT: I'm going to kick yo asses to the next millennium Selphie: Oh please. Quezacotl! *Summons Quezacotl Quezacotl: Arrives* Alright who interrupted my bubble bath!? All: . ' BWT: BWUAHAHHAHAHAA!!! A stupid pigeon is going to fight me!? BWUHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Quezacotl: Bitch! Fine! Thunder Storm *Does her/his special BWT: OWWWWWIES!!!! *Collapses Zell: Lets go!! Press R1 to escape Squall: Backs hand Zell* Shut up stoner! They run away. On the slope thing they hear the BWT coming for them. Selphie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They run down. Squall: Better walk or else we'll stumble Zell: Too late! Zell stumbles and knocks them down, the BWT jumps them.
Battle Squall: Zell you clumsy little dyke! BWT: HAHA! Got you assholes! Squall: ) . (. Ultima!! *Casts a Ultima spell BWT: Goddamn it!!!!!!!! *Collapses They run again and somehow make it across the bridge. Squall: Yo dog you better run or else you'll get squashed. The dog takes a crap then runs, the BWT doesn't see it and slides into a building killing some of the people in it.
People: AHHHHHHH!!!!! *Building explodes with body parts raining down. *
They run to the beach and sees their boat. Selphie and Zell already jumped in. The BWT hit Squall sending him flying onto the sand. Squall: You BITCH!!! LETS GET IT ON!!!!
Battle: BWT: FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!! Squall: No way I fear the dark more than you. BWT: BWUAAAAAAAAAA!!! ) . (. DIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Smacks Squall a few times Squall: Alright I had enough! Renzokuken! *Does his limit break with the ending Lionheart BWT: HEY!! Your not suppose to have that yet! Your only suppose to have your 1st gun! *Dies Squall: I cheated ass!!! It's a little wonder called the Gameshark!
Winning fanfare plays Squall: *Spots the orchestra and grins evilly Orchestra: *Stops playing and goes to run Squall: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *They run away before he could get them Squall: I'll get you!!!!!!! *Jumps onto the boat and they sail away to Balamb.