Hello faithful reader to a new installment of "GOT MILK?". Now this was a
hard one to type up because the idea I had before was too offensive (so my
sister says). I know most every thing I put up on Fanfic is dirty as hell
so you could imagine how sick it was. So I sat in my room and thought and
thought and I came up with what you are about to read. I hope you like it
but before we get in to it the disclaimer and warning. I do not own Yu-Gi-
Oh or anybody in it nor do I own the all mighty product MILK (here angles
singing in background). OK that was stupid but as stupid as the fact I have
to warn you. Yes I do feel the need to warn you about what you are getting
yourself into. Why because I don't want to read any flames! The most
bitching I want to here is my spelling sucks because it does suck damn it!
The content is a different matter and should be treated as such because no
one I know change what they type so why the hell should I. Those who are
easily offended and read anyway and want bitch in a review I can't stop you
but, it does prove that you have no friends and that you are alone all the
time. Why because why the hell would you waste your time to bitch at some
one you never seen before instead of hanging out with your friends or
family. For the people who are going to bitch at me FUCK YOU and EAT ME
DAMN IT! Now that I'm off my soapbox on with the commercial...
The screen fades inside Grandpas game shop we see Tea and Grandpa (Solomon). Solomon is behind the counter and Tea is leaning on the side with a glass of milk. Solomon has an odd face and a glass of milk next to him. Tea is wearing nothing but a trench coat and high heel and is blushing. Yugi walks in with a big smile then he sees Solomon and jumps back and blushes with a look of shock on his face.
Yugi- Ahhh what the hell?
Solomon- HAY, watch your mouth!
Yugi- Right sorry.
Solomon- Whats going on here!
Yugi- Ahhhhhh... Errrrrr
Tea- (cuts him off) The MILK crmercal remember.
Yugi- OHHHHHH yeah that's right! So grandpa that means you could go down stairs and not come up for a long time so we can film OK.
Solomon- OK?
Solomon leaves the sat and Yugi and Tea looks at the camera.
Yugi- (really fast) Drink milk it helps you grow healthy strong bones. (Grabs the glass on the counter and takes a drink)
Tea- (really fast) It gives you the vitamins and nutrients you need to grow. (takes a drink from the glass in her hand)
Yugi- Now leave!
The screen cuts to the GOT MILK? screen and cuts back to the game shop. We see Tea's trench coat on the floor and behind the counter a hand is swing a whip in the air. You can here Tea's mooning.
Tea- AHHHH YIGI, YIGI, YIGI AHHHHHHHHHH DON'T STOP AHHHHHHHHH...
Yugi- YA AM NOT LITTLE ANY MORE HUH!
Solomon walks in.
Solomon- OH MY GOD YOU'RE FILMING PRO...
The screen cuts too a new screen "NOW IN VANILLA" and the screen cuts back to the game shop. Yugi is covering him self with Tea's coat and putting his hand on the camera lens.
Yugi- Your filming this get the hell out of here!
END COMMERCIAL.
OK that's the best I can do for now. I promise a batter and more realistic cramercal. Now you maybe wandering about the Vanilla joke right? That joke was making fun of Coke and Pipse and there vanilla flavor war. Until then please review this PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REVIEW THIS DAMN IT! Well thanks for the time and I can't wait to here from ya!
The screen fades inside Grandpas game shop we see Tea and Grandpa (Solomon). Solomon is behind the counter and Tea is leaning on the side with a glass of milk. Solomon has an odd face and a glass of milk next to him. Tea is wearing nothing but a trench coat and high heel and is blushing. Yugi walks in with a big smile then he sees Solomon and jumps back and blushes with a look of shock on his face.
Yugi- Ahhh what the hell?
Solomon- HAY, watch your mouth!
Yugi- Right sorry.
Solomon- Whats going on here!
Yugi- Ahhhhhh... Errrrrr
Tea- (cuts him off) The MILK crmercal remember.
Yugi- OHHHHHH yeah that's right! So grandpa that means you could go down stairs and not come up for a long time so we can film OK.
Solomon- OK?
Solomon leaves the sat and Yugi and Tea looks at the camera.
Yugi- (really fast) Drink milk it helps you grow healthy strong bones. (Grabs the glass on the counter and takes a drink)
Tea- (really fast) It gives you the vitamins and nutrients you need to grow. (takes a drink from the glass in her hand)
Yugi- Now leave!
The screen cuts to the GOT MILK? screen and cuts back to the game shop. We see Tea's trench coat on the floor and behind the counter a hand is swing a whip in the air. You can here Tea's mooning.
Tea- AHHHH YIGI, YIGI, YIGI AHHHHHHHHHH DON'T STOP AHHHHHHHHH...
Yugi- YA AM NOT LITTLE ANY MORE HUH!
Solomon walks in.
Solomon- OH MY GOD YOU'RE FILMING PRO...
The screen cuts too a new screen "NOW IN VANILLA" and the screen cuts back to the game shop. Yugi is covering him self with Tea's coat and putting his hand on the camera lens.
Yugi- Your filming this get the hell out of here!
END COMMERCIAL.
OK that's the best I can do for now. I promise a batter and more realistic cramercal. Now you maybe wandering about the Vanilla joke right? That joke was making fun of Coke and Pipse and there vanilla flavor war. Until then please review this PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REVIEW THIS DAMN IT! Well thanks for the time and I can't wait to here from ya!